[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Just like the combination of Superman and Batman, someone eats CP, so does the CP of Batman and the villains.

Among the villains, the clown is the villain who eats the most CP.

After all, every time the clown faces Batman, he is always full of words, shouting "dear" happily, and the banner of coming out to do things is usually "playing love games with the little bat".

It sounds very GAY.

But due to the terrible degree of clowns, most people eat CP just thinking about it in their hearts, and they absolutely dare not show it. The sky is like writing CP articles in some forums, but the popularity is absolutely not as good as it" Superman" and "Bruce Wayne" are two popular CPs.

In addition, the clown is a super villain, and this CP combination is quite low-key.

But starting today, it will be different!

If we used to eat CP, we had more fantasies, and the so-called candy in the same frame was basically all based on brain supplements, so now, it is a real stone hammer!

——The Joker confessed his love to Batman!

A serious confession!

Although the location of the warehouse is relatively remote, most people can't see it, and Arkham's side is under martial law, so most people can't get through.

But this is the beauty of fireworks. They explode in the sky, and most of them can be seen from a little distance.

Not to mention that the clown has turned on the live broadcast from the beginning and has not turned it off until now.

The camera was shining brightly on the fireworks above the warehouse, the huge bat shape, and the smiling faces of clowns one after another after the explosion and [FUCKYOU! 】The letters can be seen even if the eyes are not blind.

——If this is not a confession! ! !

Most people's minds went blank for a moment, and they were so shocked that they lost their minds.

"WTF!?"

Penguin was the first to come back to his senses. A pair of big eyes with full eyeliner were staring at the unfinished fireworks in the sky.

"Is he sick!! Ah!?"

"With such a big battle, it's a kidnapping, a bomb, and a game of choosing one or the other! This fucking is just for confession!?!?"

"People are doing things!! This fucking person is doing things!?!?"

Thinking of the heroic penguins of his generation, he almost thought that his prime years would be buried in a place like Arkham!

Wasted so much of his emotions, this piece of crap wants to fuck Batman! ?

I want to eat fart!

He Penguin is absolutely not allowed! !

……

Penguin's popularity has been lost, and the other super villains don't make much concessions.

But apart from Batman, the most ignorant thing in this incident should be the most crucial character—joker.

That's right, it was this very unlucky guy who passed out completely, but when he woke up, he found that there seemed to be something wrong with the joker.

Because of the intervention of Dr. Harleen Quizell, Ghost Blade's plan was forced to advance a little bit, which also caused Ghost Blade, the body fused with Mr. J, to exit the stage one step earlier.

The influence of the fused body on the people of this world completely disappeared after the body exited. Therefore, Mr. Clown, who was supposed to wake up after the matter was completely over, woke up early.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt a chill all over his body.

The sick clothes went to nowhere, and Harleen Quizell, who had been bewitched before, ran wildly in Arkham with her back on her back, and then fell to the ground amidst the sound of "咻咻——".

Huge fireworks are blooming directly above Arkham Asylum, which looks like a grand wedding was held in Arkham.

If it wasn't for the fact that the protagonist is himself, the clown would probably be very interested in it, so let's watch it by the way.

But it's a pity...

"Mr. J..." Harleen fell to the ground, and when she turned her head to look at the clown who fell to the ground, she also saw the eye-catching fireworks feast above Arkham. ...Is it Batman..."

The clown who really doesn't like Batman and is forced to confess without knowing what happened: "..." fuck!

……

Batman is also dumbfounded.

He has confronted the clown so many times, and no one knows better than him that the clown has no extra affection for him.

If there is any emotion to be forced to be involved, it is that the Joker is obsessed with dragging Batman down the dark abyss together, and nothing else.

So when he met Superman's shocked eyes, Batman's head was still blank for a while.

It wasn't long, just a few seconds, but it was enough to express Batman's shock.

In the headset, Dick had come to his senses and couldn't hold back his "PuPuPuPuPuPuPuPu" laugh, and the voice of the old butler Alfred relaxed for a moment, and the atmosphere of the whole communication was not a little bit more relaxed than a few seconds ago.

Batman pushed Superman away and stood up.

I didn't care about Superman's hesitation at the moment, and he seemed a little aggrieved.

He is now in the position where Superman picked him up and threw him away before watching joker.

— there, now empty.

This is not normal.

From the explosion of the "bomb" to the time when Batman comes back to check the area, the overall time will not exceed 3 minutes.

Superman has always been good at attacking, even if he made a move on a joker in a hurry, he would not directly kill the person, at most he would faint.

But now, the place where the joker should have been lying was empty.

Batman touched the ground with his hand, lost in thought.

……

Ghost Blade didn't know how much his operation had affected his two old fathers and the people of Gotham. He was ready to go back after the mission was completely completed.

Different from the discomfort when being fused, the process of detachment is like the impurities in the spiritual sea being removed, full of a comfortable feeling.

Ghost Blade woke up again after leaving, and found himself lying on the bed.

The body is warm, and the surroundings are surrounded by the clean breath exuded by the quilt.

The strange feeling in my body during the previous battle has completely disappeared, and the eyes looking at the world are no different from usual.

Ghostblade still remembered what he did during his mission, but that sense of empathy was gone.

—he was still the same little Kirk who didn't have many emotional fluctuations.

Silently getting up from the bed, Ghost Blade followed the feeling in his heart and pushed open the bathroom door and walked in.

The sensor light turns on in an instant, illuminating the bathroom.

Ghostblade stared at the mirror.

The figure in the mirror has returned to normal, showing Kirk's own appearance, and the voice in his ear suddenly disappeared, as if it had never existed.

However, there is still something wrong.

Ghost Blade paused, he turned his head, and silently lifted the hair at his left temple.

There, the original blue aperture has turned dark green.

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