[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

For Tony Stark, that is, Mr. Iron Man, his childhood Bruce Wayne is probably a person who worries him very much.

In Tony's eyes, his hair is small, fragile, expensive, and ignorant of the world. Even if he competes with him to collect magazine cover girls, he is still a simple little prince, a poor one, who needs to be protected. Yes, a soft and weak big boy.

To be honest, it seems inappropriate to use it on a two-hundred-pound muscular man, but Bruce Wayne has this magical power.

That face, which is simply too good-looking, always makes people unable to associate this man who is 1.8 meters close to 1.9 meters with anything else—Bruce Wayne is recognized as the little prince in Gotham, even if he has many Many sons can't change this fact.

A truly attractive man, after having a child, will still not change his charm. I don’t even know if it’s because of having a son. Describe the temperament.

Simply put, after he had a son, he seemed to be more attractive.

It seems like a good thing, at least in other cities, but not in Gotham, and being attractive is a very dangerous thing in the fucking city of Gotham, after all the crime rate in this city It was ridiculously high. If an attractive person did not have the corresponding strength, it would be easy to lose his life inexplicably.

And Bruce Wayne just happens to belong to this type of incompetence but amazing charm. He is also very rich, with "fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered" and "delicate body and soft body" written all over his body. If it weren't for him and the darkness of Gotham It's really hard to say whether the relationship between Knight and Batman can survive until now, after all, the number of times Bruce has been kidnapped is really high.

Because of this, Tony can be said to be very worried about his childhood, to the point where he is even willing to cooperate with someone he hates in the dark.

It can be said that in Tony's eyes, his childhood Bruce Wayne has always been this kind of delicate and soft image. Even though Bruce showed very different words and deeds in many unexpected situations, but Tony still hasn't changed the label he hangs on Fa Xiao.

This may be the so-called hair filter. Under the filter, Bruce is a simple little prince.

Also because of this filter, Tony has such an unclear relationship with the little prince, and got Bruce's strong support, but Batman, who always doesn't protect the little prince, has never had much affection, although he himself has a good impression of Batman. He just doesn't have much affection.

Until—Bruce fell off on Tony's side.

Well, this fall was quite unexpected, but it was within Bruce's expectations. After all, even though there was one at the beginning, Bruce in the later period did not really mean to hide his identity from Iron Man very seriously, that is, some Sometimes I cover up my mouth, which can be said to be very perfunctory wearing a vest.

Of course, it's only aimed at Tony. For other people in the Avengers, Bruce's vest still covers it perfectly.

But because of the filter, Tony pressed the vest firmly on Bruce's body. He didn't combine Batman and Bruce Wayne, and found out several times The two people's positions overlap, and they can only be regarded as the dark knight abducting the innocent little prince.

So by accident, Bruce Wayne was Batman's vest and hid it with Tony, and it was well hidden.

Bruce is quite speechless, really, but these many aspects also prove the success of his vest concealment, but Naihe hides it too successfully, so that Faxiao can't see the flaws, which is really helpless.

Bruce is not the kind of person who likes to reveal his identity. It can be said that in many cases, his awareness of privacy has increased compared to his desire for control. Although now he is gone and Tony has to hide his identity. It's not like Tony didn't realize it and rushed to tell others.

Therefore, the vest remained strong for a long time without Bruce not deliberately hiding it.

Until an accident, Tony finally found out.

On the day he realized that Batman was Bruce Wayne, Tony's first reaction was not to be angry, but "My hair is much safer now that it's like this", after all, Batman's strength is there, fierce When you get up, the Kryptonians will show you that they are so fierce that they don't look like a human being. They forcibly use a technological side to gain the upper hand among the superpowers and non-humans in the Justice League.

The adviser in name, the chairman in essence, is talking about Batman.

Superman can be regarded as the face of the Justice League at most. Most of the Justice League members have to depend on how the consultants arrange things. Sometimes even because Superman is too reckless, he leads a lot of troubles with big guys. Batman goes to the rescue.

Not to mention that the entire battle damage of the Justice League was borne by Batman, that is, Bruce Wayne alone.

This is still the past. Although the relationship between Superman and Batman is not well known, at least in the Justice League, it is on the bright side, and there is no intention to cover it up. The chairman of the Justice League has become a member of the Wayne family. If he is a member, then Batman's right to speak will be even more useless.

But that's not the point, at least not after Tony's first reaction.

The point is—"Bruce! You've been hiding it from me for so long!" What about Fa Xiao?Is it so unkind?In vain I worry about your safety all day long!

Tony made a phone call, and the meaning behind his words was clear.

Bruce was working in a bat suit at this time, and Tony's phone call happened to be interrupted, but he was not angry, he just frowned slightly and stopped, and then changed his brisk tone, the voice clearly belonged to Bruce's baby Voice: "Tony, I gave you a hint."

"If you mean your messy affair with Batman?" Tony said.

This is not polite, but everyone knows that Tony is not angry. After all, it is just like what Bruce said. Although he concealed something at the beginning, he did give a hint later, but Tony didn't think about it at first.

As for hiding Batman's identity at the beginning-this is actually quite normal. After all, the birth of Batman as a superhero, the environment he lives in, and the city he lives in, it is destined that he must hide his identity well, otherwise he will give himself The family, the people around bring a fatal blow.

A place like Gotham...

Tony sighed and said nothing - if Bruce was unwilling to leave Gotham before, it would be even more impossible for Batman to leave Gotham now, and everyone knows that.

Did Superman fly to Gotham without watching Metropolis?

But speaking of Superman in Metropolis... "Does Superman have something to do with Clark?" Tony guessed.

After all, Batman is Bruce Wayne, so by analogy, the little reporter who lives in his house, and Superman who can visualize pink bubbles when he gets along with Batman...the probability is very high that they are the same person.

Sure enough: "Yes."

There is no explanation, but everyone knows what the other party means.

Tony nodded and said that he knew it, but the question is-"Kryptonian's genes seem to be different from ours, between you?"

If it were someone else, Tony wouldn’t talk about it, but the problem is that this is Superman. According to Sol’s situation on their side, the issue of longevity is a big problem. Superman is a very unstable factor. Batman is there. The time is okay, if he is gone, according to the relationship between these two people, will Superman really not go crazy?

What Tony meant Bruce knew, and honestly he thought about it too, especially given the precedents of so many parallel worlds, no one is more vigilant than Batman.

He and Superman also discussed this issue before they formally established a relationship, but Clark's attitude was very clear. He just wanted to look at the present, and he didn't want to make the relationship between the two people impossible because of the so-called longevity issue. I regret holding Bruce's tombstone a hundred years later.

In particular, Superman also cited the example of the unrighteous Super Carl next door.

It's obvious—if I don't fall in love with you, but fall in love with someone else, my lover is just an ordinary person, what if I die because of the impact of the battle, what if I am as crazy as Carl?

——It’s good to fall in love with Batman.

Batman is powerful, and Batman will not die easily. Batman and his son, Kirk, are also powerful, so they simply cannot die, especially when they are in a relationship. Clark can also take care of Bruce at close range, and the housekeeper An expert paired with a Gotham little prince who is not working hard, it's perfect!

Not to mention that if Clark goes crazy one day, Batman can also be used as a thread to hold Clark to prevent him from falling.You must know that no matter what happens, what kind of magic Superman has, the only one who can make him quiet from the magic effect is Batman.

It can be said that it is very safe.

All that said, Superman deserves to be with Batman!They even have a son!It's unreasonable not to be together!

Bruce: "..."

In other words, all male superpowers are quite suitable to be with Superman, or non-human women should be added, the former cannot have children, and the latter will not be weak if they have children.

But Bruce still didn't say this kind of cold water.

After all, for Clark, he said that he didn't feel it at all, which was a lie.

But the issue of longevity is indeed a big problem, so Bruce is also secretly preparing for how to deal with Superman after his death.

Clark didn't know about this, but little Kirk did. After all, this little dumpling's identity and his half-Kryptonian blood destined him to have a long lifespan. In Bruce's plan, little Kirk also belongs to one of the rings.

Of course, Little Kirk's degree of danger is not low, so Bruce is also prepared for Little Kirk's plan, and there are a lot of them.

Little Kirk didn't know that.

In fact, he doesn't need to know, after all, if Bruce is not dead, these plans are completely unnecessary.

The little cub lay in Bruce's arms.

On the edge of the console, a few soft blobs also scratched and poked out half of their heads to look at the plan on the bat computer.

—I don't care about those messy little Kirk, he's just targeting the general title on the Batcomputer now, which is the one about "After Batman dies...".

"Father won't die." Little Kirk stared at the computer for a long time, and said so.

This sentence directly interrupted Bruce's plan entry, and he subconsciously frowned: "What?"

Other kids could say that because they didn't know the world, but little Kirk couldn't, the guy never lied.

Aware of his father's doubts, Little Kirk explained: "Father will not die."

After all, Little Kirk is an alternative manifestation of Cthulhu, and he does not belong to this kind of universe. As Bruce is his father, Little Kirk is consciously close to intimacy, coupled with Cthulhu's spontaneous behavior of enclosing territory, rounding is also summed up For part of Cthulhu.

Simply put, this Mr. Batman was judged to be a member of Cthulhu, completely dividing the universe, no longer limited by the universe itself, and naturally not limited by the human life span of the universe itself .

And not only Batman, but also a nest of bird balls from the Bat family who are close to Kirk, a nest of Kryptonians already related to Clark, and even an Alfred, all of which were influenced by Kirk up.

die of old age?It doesn't exist, unless the little Kirk dog brings everyone to die together one day, otherwise the possibility of dying of old age is zero.

Of course, this is not only beneficial. After all, after being judged and divided by the world consciousness, although it will not die of old age, it will not change its state. Adults will have their basic form fixed, and minors will still grow. But it will also be fixed after adulthood.

They will all be stabilized at their peak state, and it will be more troublesome how to hide their differences from others in the future.

Of course, apart from this, there is no hidden danger.

After all, if you directly encircle a city, your world consciousness may be a little reluctant, but if you encircle a few people, then there is no problem.

The world consciousness still has a high degree of favorability for this little guy who can run around in various universes. After all, the few people trapped by Little Kirk are part of the only key pillars in this world. Coincidentally, The pillars are connected to each other, so it is not just that Kirk has defined his own safety as not generally high, it can be said that with this good boy, the world and the universe are unprecedentedly safe.

This is really great for the world consciousness that is about to restart every now and then.So just let it go, as if you didn't see it.

In short, things went on in such a strange way. Anyway, Bruce Wayne would not die, and neither would the bird ball and the old housekeeper at home.

Bruce Wayne, who guessed the real situation through the magic side and other sources, suddenly knew that he was forced to be inhuman: "..."

He didn't know what to say, after all, it happened so suddenly, and his son obviously didn't do it on purpose, his dazed look was clearly on display, it was obvious that his series of actions were purely subconscious actions, he I don't even know what I'm doing - the sentence that my father won't die is probably guided by my intuition.

And that's right, that's exactly what it is.

Anyway, little Kirk only knew that his father would not die, and that he seemed to have something to do with him. As for what happened...he really didn't know.

But the results are always good.

At least with Bruce, with Batman, Superman and Little Kirk will never go crazy, and the Bat family can live happily with their lover smoothly.

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