[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

JOKER, clown.

Mentioning this title, it is estimated that as long as you are a Gotham person, you will know it, and even many people who are not Gotham have heard of it. After all, this guy is really a major feature of Gotham, Arkham outstanding talent, Batman's fanaticism Fans are so fanatical that as long as they appear to make trouble, they can basically have something to do with Batman.

And this guy can't be killed at all. If there is no one, there will be another one. It seems that in the city of Gotham, clowns have become a kind of virus, generation after generation, and it can't be dealt with cleanly.

As the guy who gives Batman the most headache, it is not without reason that the Joker can become a famous talent in Arkham. After all, if this guy actually says he can fight, he really can't fight at all, but his mental pollution ability is really strong. It can also be said that Batman is not afraid of death.

There is such an existence who clearly realizes that Batman is wandering on the edge of the dark abyss, and stays just under the abyss, and is secretly preparing to pull people into the abyss at any time. It can be said that Batman has not been blackened until now. It's really not easy.

In many universes, the Joker can be regarded as one of the key factors causing Batman's blackening, or the tragedy of the world.

Not to mention injustice, just look at the Batman who can be related to the clown in Little Kirk's shell, there are a lot of them, which shows how annoying the clown is and how much he is. It's annoying.

But no matter how annoying and irritable he is, in the world that Little Kirk lives in, this Zhou Ke'er is destined to have no way to do things anymore.

He couldn't even leave Arkham Asylum.why?Because he is pregnant.

That's right, pregnant with Harley Quinn's child.

This matter was mainly caused by two-faced people.

I don't know when it started, it seems that many lunatics in Arkham became crazy after being contaminated with Batman-related things, such as the double-faced man.

This guy is obsessed with Batman, and after making such a speech in public that "I want to give birth to Batman", which makes people don't know what to say, I don't know if there is something wrong with his brain. All the supervillains in Tom, whether male or female, want to give birth to Batman, and the clown is the most threatening one, so he persistently fell in love with the clown.

This is not an exaggeration, this is true. After all, there are several people who were hooked up by double-faced people to discuss things to escape, and they all heard from double-faced people similar to [If I get Batman, I will definitely need you. Benefits] This kind of speech.

Of course, it's not just double-faced people who are crazy, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are similar.

Although they were sent to Arkham instead of Blackgate Prison, it proved that their brains were more or less problematic, but in the past, everyone's brain problems were still within the normal range, and now they are no longer normal.

Take Harley Quinn for example. After the two-faced man published the news of [The Clown’s Pregnancy], this woman really believed it. Not only did she believe it, but she also firmly believed that the child in the clown’s belly was hers, and even I have already discussed with Ivy, the poison ivy girl, how to raise the child after birth, and who will raise this magical issue.

Everyone in Arkham is fairly normal: "..." emmmmm.

But in any case, whether it is Double-Face, Ivy, or Harley the Harley Quinn, it is not difficult to deal with. At least for Batman, the harm is not as great as the clown.

So the clown is the key.

This guy managed to piss off little Kirk and kill himself when he was looking for Jason with a confused mind. He has no energy or ability to go out and do things for a while. .

But this is just the beginning.

After all, if you are pregnant in October, the problem will be after ten months.

One day ten months later, after a strange feeling, the clown was caught off guard by a sharp pain.

To be honest, this was actually a bit abrupt, but the clown was still getting used to it, and didn't think about it at first, he just thought it was the pain caused by his careless movement again.

After all, he was really miserable. If the pain was just pure pain when he was sent in by Batman at the beginning, then as time went by, this pain added something else, Well, physically.

Including but not limited to frequent trips to the toilet, low back pain, endocrine disorders, sudden nausea and vomiting, inability to eat, nausea when smelling anything, sometimes wanting to get angry for no reason, etc.

If the clown is a woman and is really pregnant, then his behavior is very normal-this is a typical pregnancy performance, but the problem is not him, so after the doctor came to check several times and found nothing wrong, consider To the extent that the clown can do things, the performance of the clown is considered a conspiracy.

The clown who really knew it wasn't a conspiracy: "..." He simply wanted to utter [-] swear words like crazy.

But it can't be helped, because no one listens to him at all. The clown's ward is in the deepest part of Arkham, and it belongs to the place with the strictest jurisdiction. With Batman deliberately emphasizing this time, the clown is strictly guarded. If there is a way to make things happen, he can't do things. After all, the longer the time, the more serious the reaction of pregnancy, combined with the pain of miscarriage, the pain of broken eggs, the clown can't even laugh.

In short, because of these messy things, the pain after a strange feeling one day, the clown only thought that he had to endure the pain that made people close to himself again, but what he didn't expect was that this was the beginning.

Not only did the pain not subside as he calmed down, but it gradually became more intense until the pain soared wildly and got stuck at a critical point.

—he is going to give birth.

After quickly perceiving the situation of the clown, Jason, who had not yet flown solo at that time, was still Robin, got the watery eyes of the little cub in his arms, and the soft little cub covered by the armor The paw patted his shoulder, and then the sound changed by the mechanical voice sounded.

So with the help of Batman's communication, in less than half a minute, Batman, Alfred, Jason, and even tonight, by coincidence, were connecting with Batman, and they were also in the communication. Even Nightwing got the news that the clown was going to give birth tonight.

Batman: "..."

The clown is going to have a baby. This is something that people don't know how to complain about.

"So, what can he give birth to?" Ye Yi asked his soul: "Little clown? Or something mutated and messed up."

"...Did you watch too many movies about Dicky Bird? This is Gotham, this is not a movie, and there are no aliens." Jason mocked: "And the clown is not really pregnant at all."

Little Kirk has made this matter clear to Batman since he came back that day, and Jason, the person involved, is naturally quite clear about it. Jason even gloated about it for a while, after all, the clown's crowbar is very strong. It hit Little Kirk. Although it was just a shell, it was enough to make Jason, the cub guard, angry.

So now when he heard that the clown was about to give birth, Jason was surprised at the first moment, but then, he also gloated unabashedly.

After all, what happened to the clown, is he really pregnant, and what can he give birth to after being pregnant? After the clown was sent back to the Arkham Asylum by Batman early in the morning, Xiaotuanzi honestly gave the whole situation to him. Batman made it clear.

Jason was also beside him at the time, so he could hear it clearly - the clown can't be born, he will only be stuck at this point, unless little Kirk is willing to let him go and withdraw his influence.

But is that possible?Impossible, not to mention that Little Kirk was unwilling, Jason was unwilling, in fact, Bruce himself was also a little bit unwilling, but he didn't say anything.

For example, the doctors needed by the clown were all paid by Bruce to hire them. The purpose was to make sure that the clown himself would not have any moths except for pain and some pregnancy reactions.

And the results obtained are naturally positive. After all, although Little Kirk is angry, he still has a sense of proportion. In order to prevent this little bean from really getting out of control, even if he participated in the night patrol, Bruce paid great attention to the use of his father's identity, so in In terms of dealing with the clown, Little Kirk can be said to have used the most vicious means he could think of other than not killing the clown.

One from Kirk Wayne may not be an unintentional induction, and the other is purely his own experience when he was doing tasks.

The two blessings are the same method used to treat those punks before, but it is more vicious and the time is infinitely prolonged.

It can be said that the clown is really healthy now except for the pain and pregnancy reaction, at least he is healthier than when he was punched in by Batman every time, but as for whether he wants this kind of health... he definitely doesn't want to, after all Well, this kind of experience is okay for a short time, but it can really drive a person crazy if it lasts for a long time, um, it's a very normal kind of crazy.

Since there is no major problem with the clown's body, and knowing that Little Kirk has a sense of proportion, Bruce naturally doesn't care too much. After all, as long as the clown doesn't do anything, he doesn't mind spending some money to raise a useless clown in Arkham Anyway, he has no shortage of banknotes, and it can be said that he doesn't feel bad if he burns them for fun.

In the past, Batman was cruel to the clown because he hoped that he would be safe for a while, but now the clown is really safe, which is a good thing.

It's a pity that Harley the Harley and Ivy the Poison Ivy in Arkham are suffering. These two guys really hope that the clown can give birth to something. Discussing how to raise children is also enough to start with the clown's pregnancy until the clown The clown is about to have a baby.

After that, there is no more, after all, clowns really can't be born.

So in Arkham Asylum, after the two-faced man crazily output the news that "the clown is pregnant and the child is Harley Quinn" with a huge amount of information a few months ago, Harley Quinn took over the burden of the double-faced man and started mad at the clown, "You What's going on with the stomach, are you still alive!"

The voice was so loud that the whole of Arkham could hear it clearly. In the past, there were even many guards who were not willing to approach the ward where the clown was located. of.

Thanks to Harley and Two-Face, the clown's reputation in the past has been completely ruined. It seems that in the past ten months, he has developed towards a strange and famous direction, becoming a In Cam's Asylum, there is a rather strange landscape. It can be said that the ward, which was avoided by people in the past, was transformed into a scenic spot at first.

In the past, the clown wanted people to remember his reputation, and even in the past ten months, because of the news revealed in the clown's Anson and Arkham, the people of Gotham mentioned the clown. The mood is already dissipating at an unpleasant, but existential speed.

Thinking about it in the long future, maybe when it comes to the Gotham Joker, no one will know who he is.

These are the things that the clown never showed, but feared the most.

As for what the clown himself thinks about this...he really has no idea.

After all, I can’t really give birth, I’m stuck at the point of giving birth, coupled with the severe pain of egg breaking, the pain is so painful that I can go into shock, but I can’t really go into shock, I can’t even speak from the pain, I can only lie on the bed motionless , but is regarded as the clown of Arkham's wonderful attractions-let alone having ideas and realizing them now, he is amazing if he can pull out a smile.