[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Falling off a horse is probably the most embarrassing thing that can happen to any masked superhero.

Of course, except for Iron Man. After all, this guy has announced that he is Tony Stark from the very beginning, and he has no intention of hiding it.

But for the members of the Justice League, falling off the horse is not the same. After all, unlike the Avengers, the Justice League pays great attention to personal privacy.

They knew each other's identities, and it was an accident after cooperation.

And among them, the one who pays the most attention to his personal privacy, the one hidden by the vest is undoubtedly Batman-in fact, it was long after the Justice League was established that everyone knew that Batman was Bruce Wayne, and in No one had ever linked the two together before.

After all, a serious big bat and a frivolous playboy really don't look like the same person.

At the beginning, when they knew that Bruce Wayne was going to fund the Justice League, and Batman happened to be the Dark Knight of Gotham, everyone even wondered if Bruce Wayne was interested in Batman, so they did such a thing.

Why else would this dude choose to fund the Justice League?This is a huge sum of money, the kind that most people would faint when they see it.

As for the speculation in the gossip, Bruce Wayne may be interesting to everyone in the Justice League... This is even more impossible, none of the Justice League believes it, not one of them, this is not as reliable as the relationship between Bruce Wayne and Superman Gao, after all, at least Superman has met Bruce Wayne, and everyone in the Justice League has met indirectly in the news media and other messy places from the beginning.

There was not even a word of communication, let alone after the successful funding, this playboy never showed up.

It's better to say that Bruce Wayne has taken a fancy to Batman, and it's more reliable to fund it for love.

It wasn't until later that they found out that Batman was Bruce Wayne, and everyone finally knew why Bruce Wayne funded the Justice League—is there any problem with me funding my own organization?

None, nonexistent.

In short, Batman's identity under the vest can be said to be very, very well hidden.

But this is only true for outsiders. For the family members who get along day and night, it is very, very difficult to conceal it seamlessly.

After all, they are all from their own family, especially the Bat Cave is still built under the Wayne Manor. Bruce's excuse for extreme sports is very pale to his family - they all live together. We meet every day, who wouldn't know if my old father has extreme sports?

Find the problem with a little brain, and then go to explore it with strong curiosity. Even if the old butler doesn't deliberately release the water, sooner or later you will find that Batman is Bruce Wayne.

This is especially true for little Kirk. The innate advantages are there, so many shells, so many vests, a manor is thrown everywhere, for this little dumpling Well, as long as he digs a little deeper, with so many shells, even if only twenty of them can be used at the same time, it is impossible not to discover that Bruce is Batman.

But this little group was so well-behaved, so well-behaved that it shouldn't have been kept secret for so long, until Little Kirk stayed in Wayne Manor for several years, and the matter of Brainiac Several years have passed, and he still hasn't discovered the fact that Bruce Wayne is Batman.

At that time, even Jason had already reproduced Dick's past, and finally couldn't stand Batman, and finally his mentality exploded during the youth rebellious period and he flew solo and became Red Hood. This little bean didn't find any problems.

It can be said that it is very difficult for people to know what to say.

"Dicky Bird, isn't the old man going to make it clear to Zai Zai?" Jason played with his two guns, and after the night watch, he rarely chatted with Dick who ran to his safe house again for some reason.

Dick jumped down from the window and landed lightly on the ground: "You know Bruce, he can't talk well."

Jason snorted, but didn't speak.

Bruce's speech impediment is recognized by everyone. Sometimes, even the old housekeeper Alfred has to mourn for his master's expressive ability.

Not to mention anything else, Bruce is really, sometimes, a schizophrenic.

Whether it's with Dick or Jason, they often say the coldest words of comfort and deal the hardest hands.While saying "I don't want to fight with you", the hammering is called ruthless.

But it's normal, the Bat family has always been like this, the family is harmonious, the father is kind and the son is filial, there is no hypocrisy in the fight, and blood is also a common thing-whether it is between Dick, Jason or Bruce That's what fighting is all about.

Jason is a little bit better, with a cub guard following him. Unless the anger really gets up and no one can hold it back, no matter whether it is Dick or Bruce, they will not really attack too hard when they attack. This is also to avoid It's not good for little Kirk to blow his hair.

It can be said that Jason is the best treated one in the family except for Little Kirk.

After all, Little Kirk is incomparable. He has bugs and considers the possibility of losing control. Under normal circumstances, no one will provoke him, especially this is a little cub. He is cute, cute and obedient. Why do you want to do it?Isn't it delicious to masturbate?

Especially for so many years, little Kirk not only looks a little more lively, but also talks a little more. Sometimes he even spontaneously follows Alfred in an attempt to eat more cookies. His character is really It has never changed, and it makes people feel a little distressed to be so well-behaved.

——The influence of Hydra has penetrated into Little Kirk's heart, and it is not easy to correct it.

This is why Bruce is the most guarded against little Kirk, but at the same time he is also the reason why he loves this little one the most.

Oh, of course, this kind of doting is rational, Batman has always been like this, if Little Kirk really loses control one day, the first person to be madly targeted will definitely be Bruce, yes, his character is such a contradiction.

But that's no reason for Bruce to hide his identity from little Kirk.

The two solo birdies were a little unhappy about this. After all, Bruce was the only one in the big family who had been hiding the little group for so long. The bat was the one who stayed with little Kirk most of his life. With the status of a hero, Tuantuan, who has become a little more lively under the influence of several years, always has a little hidden worry about "does my father not like me anymore?"

This kind of worry is really subtle, so that only Jason, who has a delicate mind and spends the longest time with little Kirk, can see it.

Little Kirk probably didn't even notice much himself.

That's why Jason was angry.

Seriously speaking, Little Kirk is highly dangerous. Jason is quite understandable about Bruce's monitoring and other messy behaviors including control, not to mention Little Kirk's previous Earth Defense Battle. Yake was eaten, and the ability of the subsequent shell evolved and mutated into many dangerous directions. Even Jason had to admit that it is better to look at the little cub, but hiding his identity is...

"So what about Zai Zai?" Dick looked around, "He didn't come back with you today?"

"Picked up by the old guy." Jason said: "It should be in Wayne Manor now-there is a banquet tomorrow, and Bruce will appear with him. I haven't seen anyone for so long, I have to show up, otherwise who knows How those messy guys secretly make things up."

This is true. After all, of the Wayne family, Kirk Wayne is the most homely. He has never been seen. He is not as well-known as his two older brothers. As a member of the Wayne family, this is not true. What a good thing.

"What about you?" Dick said, "Aren't you going? If something goes wrong at the banquet, Bruce will take action, and no one will care about it."

"Why am I going?" Jason said blankly, "The old man must have made arrangements, what should I do." After a pause, Jason sneered: "Anyway, Jason Todd won't go."

Dick understood: "The red hood?"

Jason raised his eyes and glanced at Dick: "Dicky Bird, you can shut up now."

……

In short, this is the case. Anyway, the red hood must be present at the banquet. After all, Jason didn’t really break up with his old father. At most, he was flying solo during the rebellious period. After all, he still cares about his old father. Of course, he also cares about Xiao Ke. Ke, after all, Zai Zai stayed at the scene alone. If something really happened to the banquet, he would definitely blow it up if he didn't know that Batman was Bruce.

Unsurprisingly, Wayne's banquet really went wrong again.

The Scarecrow successfully escaped from Arkham prison, and found a good place to do things with precision.

To be honest, the scarecrow is not a big deal, and it is not troublesome to solve it. What is really troublesome is what happens when it is solved.

——Because Little Kirk's bad habit of throwing shells has never been corrected, Bruce got out of the horse quite unexpectedly this time.

Well, at least when a shell that was thrown in the Batcave crawled out from under the Batmobile, Bruce, who was changing his armor and talking to Jason with a standard throat cancer voice, forbidding him to do things ahead of time, was unexpected.

Bruce stared at Xiaotuanzi silently. The little Douding didn't move at all, as if he was stupid, and didn't move for a long time.

Bruce, who didn't wear a mask at all: "..." I don't know if he said it was for fun now, this little one doesn't believe it.

As for whether to believe it or not?No one knows what's going on in the mind of this taciturn little one.

Anyway, after the scarecrow was packed and thrown back to the Arkham Asylum at this banquet, Jason ran into Wayne Manor and took the cubs away. As for the one who is still shocked and confused Little Kirk, thinking about what the hell happened to Bruce and Batman... well, without the slightest resistance.

It wasn't him who needed to worry anyway, it was Bruce.

In order to cover up his vest, Bruce did a lot of tricks to cover up his identity as Batman.

"Master, maybe you should have a good conversation with Master Kirk." Alfred said tactfully, "At least after you made the two young masters go away one after another—Master Kirk is just a child."

A child, a silly child with bad views, can't be fooled casually, once he is fooled, he will take it seriously, and it will be more difficult to deal with in the future.

Alfred suggested so.

Anyway, the old butler didn't want the bustling Wayne Manor to become empty overnight, that would be too embarrassing for the old man.

Bruce: "...OK."