[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

It would be inaccurate to say that John Watson has experience in raising cubs. After all, John is a doctor and a military doctor. As a retired military doctor, he often faces the battlefield directly, and he really doesn't have much contact with children. many.

But John has a characteristic of his own, that is, he has a good temper, and his affinity is not low. Whether it is his appearance or his usual behavior, he is gentle without edges and corners. Simply put, he is not aggressive.

Little Kirk is war-loving, even if he doesn't usually show it obviously, but in his heart he is a little bit repulsive to some people who are more powerful in combat or show a stronger temperament, unless such an existence is his master or father, in fact Even Jason, if it weren't for Arkham World, little Kirk wouldn't have the attitude he has now.

So from Kirk's point of view, John Watson's temperament is actually an existence that can not be excluded by this little dumpling, and the most important thing is that although John Watson is not in this world with Xiao Ke Kirk has had contact with him, but in the world of Injustice, he still got along with Kirk Jr. for a period of time.

At first, it was just because Sherlock, a brat, insisted on exploring Little Kirk, and John rushed over to pull people over. Later, it was because some things were handed over, so we had time to get along.

Bruce can't see it on the surface, but in fact he still cares a lot about Kirk, whether it's because of Kirk's danger or other reasons.

So he knew quite well that little Kirk was not particularly repulsive to John Watson, and because John Watson's own combat power was not as high as some people he often saw around him, so little Kirk was very fond of John Watson. Watson's attitude is more inclined to ignore, if the cub is handed over to John Watson, there should be no problems.

And since John Watson can take care of older bear children, he can also take care of the little ones. Strictly speaking, Little Kirk is much easier to take care of than Sherlock.

At this time, Sherlock didn't know that he was about to accept the care of a little boy who was under one year old, and his brother had sold him to Gotham's big bat.

As an assistant, John Watson didn't know that he was about to usher in the fate of raising a cub.

After all, this is something that will happen later, at least in any case, this matter will have to wait until the daytime.

……

Batman's side seems relatively peaceful even because of Gotham's unexpected situation.

But the difference is the Arkham Asylum, which is some distance away from Wayne Manor. At this time, the state of the madhouse is not so wonderful.

This matter has to be talked about after the factory incident a while ago.

In fact, just a few days ago, after the Joker was sent to the Arkham Asylum by Batman, the atmosphere in the asylum was a bit strange.

As a clown, he is well-known even among the villains in Gotham. Many lunatics in Arkham Force are not very willing to provoke him. After all, this guy has always been unpredictable in his actions and has no weaknesses. The point is He doesn't play cards according to common sense, and he doesn't play cards according to routines. If he is accidentally targeted, it will be more troublesome.

Of course, not everyone is unwilling to face the clown.

At least for Two-Face Harvey, he would love to face the Joker.

After all, in Harvey Dent's view, even though they were all locked up in the Arkham Asylum and couldn't see Batman at all, the Joker's guy was also the main force fighting him for Batman.

How could Harvey Dent, who was obsessed with wanting to be marked by Batman, allow such a love rival to exist? If he escaped several times before, and the clown has been locked in the Arkham Asylum, he just faced The reason why he said a few words of cynicism to the clown, and now he is imprisoned in the Arkham Asylum, and the fact that the clown has been out for a long time, completely blows him up.

But there is no way to blow it up. He is now locked up in the Arkham Asylum and cannot go out. The clown is free and easy outside. Even if he wants to hammer the clown back and lock him up, and then go out instead of the clown himself, he can do it completely. Less than this point, after all, it is very difficult to escape from Arkham Asylum without help.

You said if anyone is willing to cooperate with Harvey Dante... Is that not nonsense, of course there is no.

After all, Harvey Dante's mental state is known to anyone in the Arkham Asylum who has a little brain, even Killer Crocodile.

The fact that Harvey Dent escaped from prison several times to find Batman has been widely spread in Arkham Asylum, and no one will doubt that he will continue to do so next time he goes out.

Those who wanted to escape from the Arkham Asylum probably didn't simply want to find Batman to pk. After all, they were not masochists. They managed to escape, but they were beaten and stuffed back. significance?

Anyway, anyone with a little brain is reluctant, which is why Harvey Dante stayed here for so long after being arrested.

Harvey Dent's stay in the Arkham Asylum was a torment, and the fact that the clown was outside deeply hurt his heart.

After all, being marked is very important, but face is also very important. After all, Harvey Dent also pays a lot of attention to face. As a member of the Arkham fan club, even the Joker and he have been marked by Batman, but he Be sure to be the first one too.

This represents his status in Arkham Asylum, and his status in Batman's heart. After all, the first person to be marked is always a bit special, even if someone had given birth to Batman before that, but That's different, that's not the people in Arkham.

So for a while, Harvey Dante can be regarded as living like a year.

He was so eager to hear the news that the clown was brought back, he even thought about it in his dreams.

Then I don't know if his thoughts were too strong, or because of some other elements, after he thought about it for a while, the clown was really caught back.

However, this way of being captured was completely different from Harvey Dent's imagined way of being captured, because the clown who was captured at this time was obviously not a pure clown anymore.

Harvey Dante never expected this.

He thought that according to Batman's attitude towards the clown, when the clown was caught, the situation should be like this - the hair was a mess, the body was bruised and purple, and he was beaten out of shape, but he still smiled happily, as if He was so happy that he couldn't breathe, and then Batman threw it in the ward of Arkham Asylum like some garbage.

But the actual situation is very different from what he imagined. The actual clown looks like this - the whole person looks sweaty, his hair is wet, his face is pale without paint, completely lost The bloody face of a normal person, the face that was always smiling after being beaten up by Batman in the past, can no longer smile at this time, the whole face is distorted, and it can be seen that it is suffering great pain.

Of course, this is not the end, because Batman, that's the way to start, the people caught by Batman in Arkham Asylum basically have the experience of being beaten by him, so the attack is really as long as they can't be beaten to death. Beating to death, it can be said that thanks to the good physical fitness of these lunatics in Arkham Asylum, otherwise, if other ordinary people would be beaten up like them, they would have no desire to live at all .

——Being hit by Batman really hurts.

It can be said that getting a beating before entering the Arkham Asylum has become a standard feature. It would be really strange if anyone was sent in without being beaten.

The clown can be said to be the most beaten person in the past. It can be said that no matter which time, this guy is sent in with a smile, as if he can't feel any physical pain.

Except this time.

Because this time the clown really couldn't laugh anymore, this kind of pain permeated him, so that he couldn't even pass out.

But if it was just like this, the double-faced man would not be so angry. What made him most angry was that he noticed the position where the clown subconsciously covered when he felt pain.

There are two in total, one of which is very special for men, it is three inches below the navel, which is the place where all men have two ounces of flesh, and the other is the abdomen.

To be honest, Batman actually doesn't attack these two places at all, especially when he hits people, he usually hits the head. After being beaten, he will more or less have sequelae of concussion.

And the position where the clown is covering is very subtle, not to mention the three inches and two taels of meat below the navel, the clown is still covering the abdomen, from the perspective of the double-faced man's eyes, he even noticed the slight bulge of the clown's abdomen.

If it's just this, what strange disease, or some strange virus can be used as an explanation, but the problem is that Harvey Dent smelled the extremely special pheromone on the clown when the clown approached the taste of.

It was a very special smell, only Harvey Dante could smell it, after all, he was the only serious Omega here.

——It is a kind of paint chemical smell mixed with sweet and greasy.

A little explanation: the clown is pregnant.

That slightly bulging belly is proof that the clown is pregnant.

What I have to say is that pheromones are really useful sometimes, just like Harvey Dante can use pheromones to judge the state of the clown at this time, and he can also judge because of the different speed of information emitted by Omega during pregnancy. Who the hell tagged this Omega to impregnate him.

And as far as the information on the clown's current body shows, the person who marked him must not be Batman.

Who would that be?

Harvey gloated, but at the same time felt that the information speed of the person who marked the clown seemed a little familiar.

But before he could really think about it, the answer came out by itself.

Harley Quinn, who was locked next to Poison Ivy, but actually opposite Harvey Dante, looked at the clown who was suddenly caught in and exclaimed, "Pudding baby?"

Harvey suddenly realized—he said why he thought the pheromone of the person who marked the clown was familiar, and now he remembered that it turned out to be the smell of the pheromone of Harley Quinn.

Simply put, the Joker is pregnant with Harley Quinn's child.

……

As a little cub, little Kirk can hold a grudge or not, depending on who the object is.

It's like a clown who bullied his temporary guardian, that is, Jason's. He will never be let off by Little Kirk. Although he can't kill people, this little cub has so many shells, special abilities, and strange things. It is completely different, and the operability possibility is too great.

You must know that sometimes killing a person directly is not the most painful thing, the most painful thing is that he is alive, but he has encountered, he will never think about what will happen to him.

Take the clown for example, if you give him another one million times, he probably never thought that he would be pregnant.

It is simply impossible. After all, how can a man get pregnant?They don't even have the kind of organs in their bodies that can be used to reproduce and conceive.

But it just happened, and it's so real.

To say that this matter is really a sudden whim of Little Kirk, in fact, the little dumpling's revenge on the clown was not in this regard. He originally had another idea, but for some reason, he was preparing to implement his idea At that time, the little dumpling suddenly thought of some things he had said in the parallel universe when he was listening to his own peer science popularization.

One of the most critical points is the difference between the Joker and Harley Quinn.

The clown is very proud. He has a very strong acting personality. For the clown, the most painful thing does not come from his body. The thing he fears most comes from his spirit—he is afraid of being forgotten , Afraid of becoming an inconspicuous existence, Few people will remember the clown one day, and when mentioning the clown, no one will think of the joker in Gotham.

Little Kirk originally wanted to attack the clown through this aspect, but after thinking about it this way, he felt that it was too cheap for him. If Little Kirk hadn't arrived on the scene in time, then everyone would know what happened to Jason.

Little Kirk is sometimes generous, sometimes very not generous, and when it comes to his father and temporary guardian, he is very stingy. In his eyes, the clown not only needs to be washed away by his own fear, He also has to pay the physical price.

So after giving the clown a wave of fear spree, and after Kirk told the messy things about the clown through Kirk Wayne, he had a new idea.

As I said before, in the only two shells of Little Kirk, [J] this shell is connected to the powder blue Harley Quinn Bubble, and at the same time, this shell has a new ability—— — Deformation.

This ability is generally used on the shell, which can change the shape of the shell and the gender of the shell, and because it is its own ability, it will not have any impact on the shell itself.

But if this ability is used on other people, it will be very different. After all, this ability is only incidental. When using it on yourself, you can change gender at will, but when using it on others, there are restrictions.

It is impossible to really change the gender, what is changed is only the subconscious understanding of the body gender, through which the subconscious forcibly rationalizes the body.

It means that if a man thinks he is a woman, then his male-specific organ does not exist, the subconscious does not exist and the body thinks it should not exist, but because of the real gender of the body, this organ does exist, so it will produce Very severe rejection.

——A rejection reaction in the true sense, a reaction in which the body really wants to reject this thing.

However, due to the particularity of this ability, coupled with the different methods of obtaining the ability, the actual combat effect of this ability is very scarce-once this ability is used on others, it cannot be realized on oneself again unless the ability is withdrawn.

It can be said that this is an ability that cannot be used by oneself when used on others.

If it was before, Xiaotuanzi might have hesitated to think about whether there is another better way, but now that he has many shells, Little Kirk doesn't have this trouble.

So he used this ability on the clown almost without hesitation. At the same time, combined with the mental interference ability possessed by the other shells, he directly combined the clown's mental perception with the clown in Kirkwayne's world. Here comes a simulated fit.

——This is not difficult to do. After all, these shells of Little Kirk come from Kirk Wayne in the parallel world. After all, there is still a subtle connection between the two of them. Let’s locate the parallel universe through the ability to make a little Operation is still fine.

This whole process seems a bit complicated, but with a little explanation, it is probably that the current clown is very aware of the fact that he is a man, but his body and spirit are more inclined to his body being a woman.

And the pain of a male-specific organ, as well as the condition of the pregnant belly that shouldn't be there, are all the results of this fit.

It is worth mentioning that because the clown really does not have the organ that can allow him to conceive, this also leads to the fact that although the body has a special reaction due to mental disorder, the clown really cannot conceive Yes, and his stomach will always maintain this slightly bulging state.

At the same time, because of this, his state is not as stable as that of the clown in the parallel world. It can be said that as long as the movements are slightly larger, he will experience the pain of impending miscarriage every minute.

But this doesn't mean anything, because the pain is obviously more than that. The clown will go through the pregnancy process with the clown in the parallel world, and finally get stuck at the critical point of giving birth, and continue to maintain it until he can really Give birth to something.

But obviously, the clown is a man who can't give birth to anything, which is more tragic.

For a little comparison, the clown's pain now is nothing, but it will be really uncomfortable after ten months.

Little Kirk really didn't think of this at all before. He just thought of the Harley Quinn in Arkham Asylum, and at that moment, he remembered some words Kirk Wayne said before.

It can be said that the clown's egg hurts, which was already expected by him, but pregnancy is just...

Thanks to Harley Quinn of Parallel Worlds!The restart of the universe did not prevent him from being a clown, which is simply beautiful!

……

But in short, the clown is useless, egg pain plus pregnant and alive and kicked and stomach pain, it can be said to be extremely miserable at the moment.

If the clown's pregnancy was the source of Harvey Dent's nervousness, then after discovering that the pheromones in his pregnancy belonged to Harley Quinn, the tension dissipated instantly.

To make someone pregnant must be marked successfully. It can be said that the clown has been marked by the clown girl. Although I don’t know why the clown girl can mark the clown even though she is not an A, Harvey Dante doesn’t want to pursue these things. He only knows now One of his rivals has gone offline, and it is absolutely impossible for the Joker to compete with him for Batman now.

……

As for whether Batman wants to be robbed by a group of lunatics in Arkham Asylum, anyway, Arkham Asylum has been quite chaotic recently.

When the clown was sent in by Batman that day, his actions were very ungentle, which caused the abused belly because of pregnancy to start rebelling.But after a few days of adjustments, the stomach has improved a lot, and the pain is not so painful. More pain on the clown's body now comes from his lower body.

It can be said that this trick is very detrimental. Little Kirk is still young and relatively innocent. Is this serious or Kirk Wayne from the parallel world gave him popular science.

As for saying that this science popularization is just casual, or deliberately, anyway, the result is here.

Clowns are in dire straits these days.

Although it is said that his stomach is only slightly bulging, no matter what the situation is, no one will think of pregnancy, but because of Harvey Dante's big mouth, now the whole Arkham knows that the clown pregnant.

There was a lot of noise about this matter, and those who were sane didn't believe it, but they were all watching the show.

And those with brain problems, such as Ivy the Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn the Harley Quinn, all believed the fact that the clown was really pregnant under the words of the double-faced Harvey Dante.

As another blood relative of the child in the clown's belly that Harvey Dante swore, Harley Quinn was shocked.

Harley Quinn didn't doubt whether the child would be born, after all, in his concept or subconscious, he himself was a man, and the clown was a woman.

It can be said that the clown's pregnancy was not expected by the clown at all, and it was not in her plan, but now that she is pregnant, it is obviously unrealistic for the clown to abort.

Not to mention that there is no obstetrician in the Arkham Asylum, even if there is, as an obstetrician, it is impossible for my father to be broken to deliver the clown.

Seriously speaking, for a child, Harley Quinn is actually looking forward to it.

But who will be raised after birth is still a problem-Haley has never thought about the issue of giving the child to the clown if the child is really born.

Although his pudding baby is very suitable for him, it’s true, but he is really too immodest. He usually makes troubles without looking at them, and they are all big things. Let’s just say that now, he is pregnant He didn't know how to restrain himself, and insisted on going to trouble with Batman. In the end, he was beaten up and thrown into the Arkham Asylum. He wanted to know what would happen if the child was born in his hands. If I couldn't last a month, I took the dog with me.

Not to mention that the clown doesn't like the existence in his stomach, Harley Quinn can clearly perceive this - I'm afraid that when the child is born, the clown will kill him.

Harley Quinn doesn't want that to happen.

But the question is, if this is the case, who should the child take care of?

"Maybe you can consider me, baby." Poison Ivy immediately said: "If you think you can't bring it alone, I can help."

"I still have those lovely plants, and taking care of a child is absolutely no problem."

What she said was very reasonable. After thinking about it, Harley Quinn thought it made sense, so she didn't think about it. Out of trust in Poison Ivy, she nodded quickly: "Okay." Harley said: "When the baby is born, we will raise it together."

The corners of Ivy's mouth curled up, and she hummed in satisfaction.

As for the clown who said that the pain in the egg and the inexplicable pregnancy, and the miscarriage reaction at every turn, and now even the ownership of the non-existent child in the stomach has been confirmed: "..."

He just wants to curse now!

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