[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

At this time, Jason still doesn't know the fact that he has been targeted. In fact, he is struggling with the matter with Dick recently.

This matter mainly starts from a few days ago, um, the thing that Tony came a few days ago.

Because of Dick's negligence, Zai Zai's identity was exposed, and he has been in a bad mood these days.

Although Tony didn't see any flaws in Bruce's case, but Zai Zai's identity had been exposed after all, and it was because of him, Dick felt a little uncomfortable no matter how he thought about it.

Therefore, it is rare for him to stay in Wayne Manor these few days, and Dick's room in Wayne Manor has also been living there.

Of course, this does not mean that Dick intends to let go of Brudhaven's affairs directly. After all, he can be regarded as Brudhaven's vigilante now, that is his city, and He still has a job of his own there.

It is okay to ask for leave for one or two days, but it is not so good to ask for leave for ten or eight days.

So now Dick lives in Wayne Manor, basically running back after the night patrol, and then driving to Bludhaven before going to work the next morning.

Although the family is a little more lively and complete because of the addition of a big blue bird, but recently Dick's dark circles have also become a little bit worse.

After all, night watch is not a simple task. Dick has no assistants, and he is in charge of the whole Brudhaven alone, and he does not have a son like Batman who seems to have a cheat, so It always seems very hard to watch the night alone.

This kind of hard work is not only reflected in Dick's dark circles, but also in the fact that he has not been able to spare time to tease a girl until now.

Well, of course, the lack of flirting is essentially because Dick is busy, and there is another reason, which is the identity of Grayson's partner in the previous world of Injustice.

Dick had never felt like he liked men, but it was a sure thing, irrefutable, that Grayson had a male partner.

Parallel worlds are connected to each other, just like Batman and Superman in this world have a good impression, then it means that Superman and Batman in other parallel worlds also have a good impression more or less.If Grayson in the parallel world had liked a man, then he in this world might have the same possibility.

Not to mention that Grayson specially found him before he left the parallel world, and had a very serious conversation. In this conversation, Grayson not only told Dick to pay more attention to his brother Jason, but also Added a sentence, let him flirt with girls.

If someone else said this, Dick might not take it to heart. After all, he is an adult and knows exactly what he wants to do and what he is doing.

But this is what I said in the parallel world, rounding up is my advice to myself, and Dick can't be careless.

To be honest, the implication of Grayson's words is obvious, but Dick is still not enlightened, and things have not developed to that point in a logical way. In addition, in Grayson's description, according to the normal progress of the world, Jason's body Something horrific was going to happen, and it might even cost your life, so Dick didn't even think about it in that direction.

But the good news is that at least he listened to Grayson's words, so he didn't have any new girlfriends during this period, and he paid more attention to his brother.

Well, although in fact, Dick felt that it was completely out of his turn to care about Jason.

After all, Little Kirk's current situation is almost the same as cheating, and he follows Jason 24 hours a day, like a walking pendant.

Dick still knew Little Kirk's level of strength. In such a situation where Jason was surrounded by several little ones at any time, it might not be easy to hurt Jason.

This is a good thing for Dick, who has more or less been warned by Grayson.

But the point now is not this. After all, the second-generation Robin has lived a very healthy life recently. With a group of cubs by his side, he is quite safe no matter where he goes.

So the focus is not on Jason, the focus is on Dick himself.

As I said before, because of the exposure of Zai Zai's identity, Dick didn't know what the reason was for the past two days. Anyway, he lived at home.

Currently in a state of running between Brudhaven and Gotham.

Although the police station in Bludhaven is much better than the one in Gotham, it’s just that. Basically, as long as you clock in during the day and you have a case to investigate, you can leave the police station during work hours. What the Bureau does is nobody's business.

This is a convenience for Dick. In the past, he often investigated things that had not been investigated during the night patrol for this reason.

But in the absence of any major incidents in Bludhaven recently, this convenience was used by Dick at home.

Yes, that's right, home refers to Wayne Manor.

This is mainly because of Dick's return and Bruce's recent busyness, and the task of taking care of the cubs has been given to Jason and the big blue bird.

It's true that Jason is the main force with the cubs, but this obviously doesn't prevent Dick from watching from the sidelines and taking the opportunity to masturbate the cubs.

The soft little balls are stacked together and lying on the carpet. The small balls not only maintain the unique softness of children, but are not as noisy as ordinary children. It can be said that they are little angels.

Because the number of shells at home is very large recently, and Zai Zai has a bad habit of throwing the shells everywhere, and because the shells can be taken back in order to exercise the stability of the shells, the shells often appear. The state of subsecond toggle.

And to Kirk Jr. himself, it's no big deal.

In his opinion, this kind of switching is quite common, it is probably a simple thing like changing a vest quickly, but in the eyes of other people, he will not think so, after all, although everyone actually knows about these little things The dumplings themselves are all shells and do not have a mind, but because of a person's normal psychology, sometimes they will feel a little shocking when they see them.

——The place to change the shell is not always a relatively safe place like the floor, more often, these little cubs are even glued to the ceiling, or hung on the doorknob, or a place like the kitchen table It suddenly fell down.

The shell was not retracted, and the action of falling to the ground was real.

Rao is a family member who has a strong heart, and when they saw this scene for the first time, they would all be shocked.

This bad habit can't be changed, at least temporarily, so in order to improve the situation and avoid such heart-stopping things, the old housekeeper went to Wayne Manor the next day after he discovered this situation. A thick carpet was laid over the floor.

Although the improvement is not obvious, at least the little dumpling doesn't need to face the cold ground when it falls to the ground.

When the shell is not used much, it will be forgotten by Little Kirk in a corner of the house. These corners may be the ceiling, the bottom of the bed or the window sill, and it is more likely to be an antique vase. The location of the strange corner.

He couldn't touch the live soft cubs, so Dick put his sights on these shells that Kirk had forgotten, and at the same time, he just helped Afu share the housework or something-although the big blue bird didn't Not good at this.

But what is undeniable is that recently the task of finding cubs from strange corners in the family has been transferred from Jason to Dick, and this big blue bird doesn't think there is anything wrong—Jason with cubs When he was young, he was responsible for looking for the cubs, and occasionally when he came back from the night patrol, he would sneak into Jason's bedroom to help wash the cubs.

Regarding Dick's performance, Jason seriously said that he felt a little annoying, but this big blue bird didn't know what was going on. It seemed that after spending a long time at home, his brain evolved towards Little Kirk. Inexplicably childish and... annoying.

Anyway, Jason didn't welcome Dick to come to his bedroom in the middle of the night, especially the purpose of this big blue bird was obvious, he came to the nest of cubs in the bathtub, rubbing against Jason's Guanghui is simply very skilled at licking cubs.

Jason made a clear protest once, but the level of the protest was not violent, just a few words were stabbed in the mouth, but it didn't really drive Dick out.

It's really not that Jason has any kind of brotherly love for Dick, and it doesn't mean that the relationship between the two is good, at least not on Jason's side. Jason just simply thinks that this big blue bird It's just a little pitiful to try to masturbate the cubs.

Of course, the reasons cover this but not only these, but also mainly include that since Dick moved to live at home from Bludhaven, although Zai Zai did not welcome him, neither Bruce nor Alfred seemed to be happy. Be happier.

Jason is an emotionally sensitive kid, and he kind of hopes that this situation can continue, even if there will be an extra big blue bird in the house that he and his father steal.

But in any case, Jason kind of acquiesced in the big blue bird's behavior of climbing the window sill after the occasional unruly night patrol, and then climbing the window and running over to rub the cubs.

Because of the existence of little Kirk as a medium, the two birdballs, one big and one small, got closer for a while, which made Alfred feel relieved to some extent.

In sharp contrast to the two bird balls is the taciturn big bat. Not only did this big bat not take this opportunity to improve the stiff father-son relationship at home, but because of some recent events, it became obsessed with squatting on the bat. In the cave, for little Kirk, after discovering Jason and Dick's care for him, he chose to let go and throw the cub to the two bird balls to take care of him.

24 hours a day, except during the night watch, Bruce is basically invisible at home.

And for little Kirk, it may be that he can't see Bruce for most of the day. After all...it's not only Tony who doesn't know that Bruce Wayne is Batman. As Bruce's son, little Kirk doesn't know either.

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In the absence of his father, this little Tuantuan naturally pays more attention to its guardian, especially when there is a big blue bird at home. Except for the old housekeeper Alfred, little Kirk is pawing almost all day long. On Jason's body.

That is simply exercising one's rights by relying on weight and stature, which can be said to be extremely extreme.

Jason is also happy to pamper him. After all, Little Kirk is his favorite brother. For a child like Jason who lacks love, Little Kirk's clinginess and approval are undoubtedly what Jason needs most.

Especially in the contrast of Dick being disgusted by Kirk Jr., although I am a little sorry for Dick, the feeling of being needed, valued, and recognized is simply irresistible to Jason.

Who doesn't love a soft pup?It doesn't exist, even Batman likes it very much.

Jason has noticed more than once the scene where Bruce grabs a cub sticking to his side and pats his head. Jason can honestly guarantee that Bruce's smile when he hugs little Kirk is absolutely real, that kind of tenderness It's true, too, even if Bruce himself might not have noticed.

True liking and rationality exist at the same time, and these two emotions do not conflict when they appear on Batman.

But in any case, the family relationship has improved a lot because of the existence of Little Kirk, and perhaps it is not just this aspect that has improved. In fact, it is not just Batman, even Alfred's workload in Wayne Manor has been reduced. Quite a few. After all, these groups are quite sensible. Because of their special abilities, they will help Alfred solve some things under the leadership of Little Jason.

Life is relatively easy, except for the restless psychopaths in Arkham Asylum, and the aliens in the outer universe who stare at the earth for some reason and do things every now and then, as if the earth is some kind of sweet bun Other than that, things are going pretty smoothly.

Jason, the Robin, is naturally the same. For him, he couldn't be happier to have Zai Zai by his side even on night watch.

Of course, the happy time can't last forever. Although it won't be over, in a place like Gotham, there will always be some unexpected accidents that will add some stumbling blocks to the happy process.

Like clowns.

For this neurotic who is not comfortable doing things, being able to remain silent for such a long time after escaping from Arkham can be regarded as being dormant for a long time, which is not in line with the clown's habits.

You must know that this guy can't wait to make troubles as soon as he leaves the madhouse. If he has money, he will use the money-making method to make troubles, and if he has no money, he will use the money-free method to make troubles. More than that, keep doing things.

Oh, maybe it’s a bit wrong to say that, after all, the clown, this guy is like a virus. After the average person dies, they basically can’t make troubles. He is different. He will continue to make troubles after death. In this city, the existence of clowns is like some kind of inheritance, one dies, another emerges, and one is stronger than the other, and the one is more troublesome than the other.

So for the clown, it is not true that life is endless and things are endless.

Not to mention that this clown is not dead yet, so it is even more impossible for him not to cause trouble—in fact, as I said before, the reason why the latest clown has been hiding for so long is not because he does not want to cause trouble, but because he intends to cause trouble Big things.

This clown has his eyes on Batman's second-generation Birdball Robin.

Batman's nerves are very tenacious and firm-willed, which attracts the clown who wants to pull the dark knight into the abyss of darkness and make him completely degenerate, but Batman is firm-willed and very tenacious, so the clown thought of a new idea.

As we all know, Batman is accompanied by an underage birdball. Compared with Batman, this birdball is still very young, no matter what it is, and Batman attaches great importance to it , especially with the Joker getting a rather special piece of news.

——He knew that the current second-generation Robin was Bruce Wayne's second son, Jason Todd.

To be honest, knowing this is really an accident, but this does not prevent the Joker from doing something with this accident.

Unlike the clowns in some universes, the clowns in this world don’t know that Bruce Wayne is Batman, or in other words, he should know, but it’s a coincidence, because the existence of Little Kirk interferes Some things happened, disturbed the universe, caused some subtle little deviations, so the Joker still doesn't know that Bruce Wayne is Batman.

The clown doesn't care about Bruce Wayne, a playboy. It doesn't matter.

The main reason why the clown paid attention to Bruce Wayne this time is because the second-generation Robin is Jason Todd.

Bruce himself is a playboy, and it can be said that he feeds a super large proportion of Gotham newspapers. His appearance rate is not ordinary, and he can be seen on various strange occasions every day.

Contrary to his father, Jason Todd, like his younger brother Kirk Wayne, the second young master of the Wayne family did not make many public appearances, but as a member of Wayne Manor, Bruce Wayne's Son, it is destined that he cannot remain anonymous in Gotham, even if he does not show up much.

Of course the clown knew this too. Not only did he know Jason Wayne, but after preparing to attack Jason Wayne, he also got to know the second young master of the Wayne family in detail.

This is really not a difficult task. After all, Jason Todd was adopted, not his own child. Even Bruce Wayne needs to follow procedures to adopt a child, even if the city that follows procedures is Gotham. Just make the program faster.

So it is not difficult to know Jason's past.

Although the clown didn't know why Bruce Wayne would agree to hand over his second son to Batman, but this did not prevent the clown from taking advantage of this and doing something.

Of course, the clown still has some doubts about the identities of Batman and Bruce Wayne because of Jason Todd. After all, he is a smart man. come up with something.

But whether Bruce Wayne is Batman or not, the Joker doesn't want to get to the bottom of it. Even though he prefers that the two are not the same person, it doesn't matter if they are. After all, in his next plan, regardless of this After all, the two people were separated by one person, and they were really just separated. They have nothing to do with each other and will not have any impact on the plan.

You know Bruce Wayne is not just a playboy, he is also a patron of the Justice League.

Regardless of whether Bruce Wayne is Batman or not, once Jason Todd has an accident, it will have a huge blow to Batman.

It's just that this blow will be divided into two situations according to Batman's identity.

One kind of Batman is Bruce Wayne, that’s great. Batman was beaten and depraved, and he has the aura of the Wayne family on him. He has a huge influence in Gotham. As the head of the Justice League, Batman is very important to the Justice League. Needless to say, everyone knows the extent, as long as Batman breaks the principle, it's fun to think about it, as long as one person in the Justice League doesn't fall with him, it will turn into a civil war.

And falling together, wow, that's a big deal.

The second situation is that Batman and Bruce Wayne are two people, so this is also very interesting. The sponsor trusted the underage son to the sponsor, and at the same time gave money to support the equipment. His negligent son was killed... The clown doesn't think that Bruce Wayne doesn't know the identity of Batman. According to Bruce Wayne's waywardness, once the two are separated, the scene--does the wayward little prince really not know? Will Batman's true identity be revealed?

Although the Joker is not interested in Batman's true identity, this does not prevent him from finding this matter very interesting... so interesting that he can use Batman's identity to play a more exciting game with him.

This is simply a huge temptation.

Therefore, this plan can only succeed and not fail... The second-generation Robin Jason Todd, who is a key part of the plan, must die.

As for those sharp claws who followed the second-generation Robin... The clown naturally has other considerations.

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