[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Bruce now seriously doubts what Batman looks like in Tony's eyes.

Sweet talk...Tony, is this serious?

Bruce looked a little helpless.

But Tony on the opposite side was still looking at him, both his eyes and expression were quite serious, it seemed that if Bruce didn't give him an answer now, Tony would not give up.

What else could Bruce do? - "Tony, this has nothing to do with Batman, he didn't lie to me."

"And sweet talk...how could Batman be sweet talker?"

Bruce's expression was purely confused, as if he didn't understand what Tony was talking about.

Facing Bruce like this, Tony also felt a little powerless-of course, Batman may not be able to talk sweetly, but he will lie to you, Bruce!

Tony thought of the scene he saw after he entered the Wayne Manor, and felt that he couldn't get up or down.

He put his doubts on Batman, of course, it is not unreasonable anger, in fact, for Tony, all his ideas are very reasonable.

After all, although Russ is simple, the Wayne family has a great influence in Gotham City. It is impossible for anyone to have the idea of ​​​​playing Brucey's baby's genes, especially when Bruce Wayne himself is a playboy and an idiot. In the case of , this probability is even smaller.

Anyway, Tony couldn't think of anyone else who would be interested in Bruce's genes, especially now that Bruce is still the patron of the Justice League and Batman.

Every time Bruce Wayne has a problem, Batman arrives late. In Gotham, Tony doesn't think that if someone wants to do something to Bruce Wayne, Batman will not know.

Especially these little boys are still appearing in Wayne Manor, it can be said that they are almost under Batman's nose.

And apparently Bruce Wayne takes that well.

Tony can't think of anyone who can make Bruce Wayne behave like this, except Batman.

Then the appearance of these children is very obvious.

This is definitely the dark old bat of Batman who wants to use this to tie up Bruce Wayne and his big money maker, otherwise he has no reason to do so.

Tony still remembers that there was a mini armor wearing Batman among the bunch of kids at the door before, the evidence is in front of him, isn't it enough to explain something?

As for Bruce... You can see Bruce's attitude towards children from his attitude towards their adopted children.

Brucey, who is not very old, obviously hasn’t played enough, let alone him, even Tony himself hasn’t played enough. As a playboy, Tony can say that some of his ideas are similar to Bruce’s. , such as the attitude towards future generations.

Anyway, Tony wouldn't believe that Bruce would go find Batman himself, and come back with such a lot of cubs.

So obviously Batman did something wrong with this.

Reminiscent of the sharp claws in the recent Gotham urban legend, what does Tony think he knows?

"So these kids are sharp claws, aren't they?" Tony looked at Bruce in front of him. Although he said a question, the affirmative meaning in it was clear, or he said it as a statement.

In his mind, it was confirmed that these children were Talon.

"Tony, I don't understand what you're talking about..." Bruce's expression was very innocent.

Tony grumbled: "No, you know. I'm not telling you this now to hold you accountable, I just want to know if you were tricked by Batman into giving him these genes—and who are these bastards? How it was born, as far as I know, even children brought up by genes should be normal, but these..."

Tony didn't finish his sentence, but everyone knew what he meant. After all, the body proportions of these children really did not conform to human common sense.

Tony could see clearly that some of those cubs were less than one year old. Under normal circumstances, even if children of this age could stand up and walk, they would never walk as fast as these cubs. It doesn't look normal at all to have weak arms and legs.

Especially when he was on Batman's night watch, with those new assistants around him, even if Tony was stupid, he might combine the two together, not to mention that he was not stupid at all.

Tony doesn't care what Batman wants to do. After all, he and that black lacquer don't see eye to eye. As long as Batman doesn't completely fall into the darkness and doesn't do anything, Tony won't choose to interfere with the other party's certain things. After all, this is related to the diplomacy between the two alliances, and the situation can be said to be quite complicated.

Tony was just worried about his innocent childhood.

As for Bruce, who was defined as innocent by Tony: "...Well, I knew I couldn't hide it from you."

Bruce spread his hands.

From the time he realized that Tony saw those little cubs, Bruce had no intention of hiding this matter. After all, Tony is not stupid, and he tends to think too much. It is much better to spread out this kind of thing than not to say it directly. After all, if one person is allowed to think about it alone, there will always be various accidents.

"Those cubs are Claws... they look great, don't they?" Bruce said in a very proud tone. "And they look like me."

"It's indeed very similar, except for the color of the eyes, it's almost like it was carved out of the same mold." Seeing Bruce's inexplicably proud appearance at this time, Tony felt angry: "So these cubs Are all the cubs really related to you?"

The more Tony thought about it, the more he felt strange: "I think I understand what you are. How did Batman convince you to agree to provide the gene?"

Bruce: "..." No, Tony, you really don't know me at all.You don't even know Batman well enough.

However, there is really no one in this world who can understand Batman except himself, and even Clark, at most, barely touches the edge.

But there is no need to tell Tony about these things. After all, he doesn't want to reveal his identity for the time being. In the case of hiding that Batman is Bruce Wayne, he has to think of a better way to deal with Tony's questions.

This may be difficult for others, but it is already very proficient for Bruce - after all, it is only two people who can distinguish clearly, which is enough to prove Bruce's acting skills and experience in dealing with these small identities.

"Actually, maybe you can't use persuasion?" Bruce leaned on the back of the sofa, "You know, bats have that kind of temper, and they don't always speak well." He complained about his other identity without a moment's pause, as if As if talking about another person.

As for the answer Tony wanted—"That's him because he agreed to a small request of mine."

Tony caught the point very timely: "What is it?"

"Oh, a little subtlety, you know, Batman has a handsome chin and two thin lips that are easy to kiss at first glance." Bruce said, and suddenly showed a smile that you understand: " Don't you find that tempting, Tony?"

Tony: "...No, I don't think so." He didn't understand the allure of Batman's chin and thin lips, and he thought that black one was not even as good as Baby Bruce himself.

But speaking of it—"He promised to let you attack him?" Tony obviously felt a little weird, after all, the Justice League consultant didn't look like the kind of person who would sell his beauty for some things.

But Booth couldn't possibly lie to himself, so: "Is there something wrong with you?"

"What do you mean?" Bruce wondered.

Tony: "Batman's jaw and lips... did he really say yes? He told you himself?"

"Of course he told me in person, but to say yes... Batman didn't say anything." Bruce said very confidently: "Isn't that considered an agreement? He didn't even beat him up after hearing these words. Me, you know, Tony. Bats are always a little bit reserved."

Tony: "..."

Alright, so now it's kind of the truth.

Although I don't know why Batman uses Bruce Wayne's genes to make claws, it is obvious that Bruce can agree to this matter because he misunderstood the meaning of Batman and thought that he could use this matter to attack Batman. Xia wants to do something, that's why he happily contributed his genes, resulting in the current result.

Tony didn't know what to say, he really felt that his stupidity was a bit too much.

Of course, it's understandable that Meier's current IQ drops occasionally, after all, Bruce Wayne is such a playboy.

But in this way, a new problem arises. After all, Tony still remembers that Bruce told him about the claws not long ago. At that time, Bruce told him that the claws were the result of Batman's mitosis. Son of a knight, but now—

Tony couldn't help thinking of a terrifying possibility.

Bruce will not lie to him. Even if his previous remarks conflict with his current ones, it is not inexplicable. Although some things seem to be contradictory on the surface, if we look deeper into the interior... …

"So Batman made these claws out of his own genes and yours!?" Tony got a particularly shocking piece of news.

It made him involuntarily think that Batman, who he judged at the beginning, created these small balls to cage Bruce Wayne.

Originally, this kind of thinking was just speculation, but now it seems that it has become a fact on a large scale.

Bruce: "..."

Bruce, who was forced to have a son with another vest of his own, paused for a moment, and then showed a bright smile: "You're right, Tony, that's it."

What else?No matter how smooth this matter is, there will always be loopholes, but if it is the conclusion that Tony came up with, then no matter how big the loophole is, because this is the conclusion that he came up with, his brain will subconsciously believe the truth of this matter , so as to quickly and reasonably transfer these broken stations to Yuanshang.

As for being forced to have a child with him...

Bruce can crazily pour dirty water on himself in order to gain the trust of the enemy, and crazily expresses contempt for his other identity under the situation of Brucey's baby, and now he is simply related to another vest of his own. Got a bunch of cubs...it didn't seem like a big deal.

After all, this is indeed the son of Batman and Bruce Wayne, even if the two were one person from the beginning.

Looking at Tony whose expression was gradually blank in front of him, Bruce showed a sweet smile that belonged to Bruce's baby.

……

Knowing that Batman did have a group of cubs with Bruce Wayne, the identities of the small groups at the door have a good explanation.

Although Tony is not interested in Batman, but anyway, half of these cubs belong to Bruce's blood, and these cubs look almost exactly the same as Bruce, except for the color of the pupils and the face. The upper facial features are slightly different, which inevitably reminds Tony of Bruce when he was a child, so he has some preferences.

Not to mention that Tony himself has a somewhat caring mentality for children, coupled with his love for Bruce Wayne, so Tony's initial affection for these kids is not low.

Especially these little cubs are soft and very rua. When Bruce stuffed them into Tony's arms, the little soft one was very well-behaved. I see it.

Therefore, although Tony instinctively felt uncomfortable with what Batman did, his expression softened after seeing these cubs.

After carefully confirming that this gene fusion will not have any impact on Bruce Wayne's body and life, Tony put this question back a little bit.

In fact, he came to Wayne Manor this time for a serious business.

Otherwise, even Tony would really rarely come to Gotham. After all, Gotham now belongs to Batman's territory, and Batman is a very territorial person. Now Tony is a member of the Avengers. A bad thing is likely to cause the Avengers to fight the Justice League.

Of course, Tony is not a person who looks too much forward and backward, and the main reason why he didn't come is because there are too many things and too busy recently.

But that's not the point. The point is that Tony came here today to find Bruce. He needs Bruce's help to contact Batman.

To be honest, this is really very dramatic. After all, as Iron Man, even Batman can’t be found. This really makes people don’t know what to say, but Batman is like this. If you want to contact Batman, you can only rely on communication, or wait for Batman to take the initiative to contact, or you can only squat on the watchtower of the Justice League, waiting for Batman to come when he is on duty, or go to Superman.

Compared with Batman, Superman is still easy to find. Even though the Son of Tomorrow seems a little busy for some reason, it is actually not difficult to find him.

However, Tony is not familiar with Superman. Thanks to the fact that Superman and Captain America are both people with outstanding righteous qualities, after Tony has been annoyed by Steve for so many days, he instinctively does not want to go to Superman.

The best choice is naturally Bruce. After all, everyone knows that the relationship between Batman and Bruce belongs to the sponsor and the funded.

Even though Batman doesn't seem to have a close connection with Bruce, Tony doesn't think Bruce can't get in touch with Batman.

And that is indeed the case.

Looking at the Batman in the communication video in front of him who insists on wearing a heavy armor during the day, Tony rolled his eyes: "It's really not easy to find you, you guys in the Justice League are so mysterious Is it? Or is it just you?"

This sentence can be said to be not polite at all, and the mocking tone can be heard by anyone.

But Batman was unmoved, as if he didn't hear Tony's taunt: "You said you have something to do with me."

"Of course I have something to do with you." Tony rolled his eyes, hehehe twice in his heart.

If it's okay, he doesn't want to go to Batman. After all, whether it's because of Bruce Wayne, or because of other reasons, Tony just doesn't like this big black bat.

various angles.

But now is not the time to hate people, Tony does have important matters, and this matter is very big, otherwise he would not contact Batman.

It can be said that although Tony is chatting with Batman now, in fact, almost the entire Avengers are on the opposite side of the screen, including Captain America and Black Widow Natasha, and they have not been to Earth for a long time, and their faces are inexplicable at this time Not so good-looking Saul.

And this very big thing was actually brought by Saul.

When it comes to the origin of this incident, we have to talk about Sol's younger brother Loki.

It is well known that Thor has a younger brother who looks nothing like him, and the relationship between the two is very good in Sol's eyes, even if this younger brother always does something to him that is too much in the eyes of others A prank, or taking out a knife and stabbing him in the kidney when he wasn't looking.

But in Sol’s eyes, this was just a sign that his younger brother was playing around with him. After all, the kidney stabbing knife was really short, and it was like a small toy to Sol—his physical fitness is very strong, The length and lethality of the kidney stab knife were not enough to cause huge damage to Thor.

Therefore, Sol stubbornly believes that his younger brother treats him like this just to play with him. Even if the way of playing is a bit inappropriate, it cannot change its essence.

Although everyone around him felt that this matter might not be what Saul thought, but this big man always thought so, and he had great enthusiasm for his younger brother, so enthusiastic that he even had a relationship with his daughter. When a friend is dating, he can't help but talk to his girlfriend about his brother.

For this matter, Sol and his girlfriend didn't get along for too long before they ended in a tragic breakup. After all, no woman would hope that when she is dating her boyfriend, the other party's mouth is all about him. How cute is his younger brother, and what kind of relationship does his younger brother have with him?

This is really not what a normal boyfriend and girlfriend should do on a date, so that this kind of thing happened so many times that Sol's girlfriend gradually began to doubt that she was a girlfriend in Sol's eyes , is a person who can spend a lifetime with him, or a useful tree hole that can be used to express one's feelings.

So breaking up in this case seems to be a matter of course.

In fact, when Saul first had a girlfriend, everyone was not optimistic about it.

Not just because of age, and the difference in longevity.The main reason is that Rocky seems to have a natural objection to his brother's girlfriend, and he has a deep hostility towards his brother's girlfriend. Of course, the most important thing is that everyone doubts whether Sol has something against his brother Some special thoughts that I didn't realize.

Well, but no one said that.

After all, these two seem to be having a good time, so maybe this is the right way to express their affection between the two of them?

And the cause of this big event happened here.

——For the two Protoss brothers, Loki tormented his elder brother and played some pranks on his elder brother, which seemed to have become a very habitual thing.

Everyone didn't think that Rocky would lose interest in his brother, or that one day he would stop playing pranks on his brother on a whim.

After all, the two Protoss brothers have been in the past since they were born. It is simply impossible for them to suddenly change their habits and hobbies for so many years one day.

However, this impossible thing in the eyes of everyone has become a real situation, not even temporarily, it has been going on for a while.

It seems that from a certain day, Loki suddenly lost interest in playing some innocuous little pranks on his brother, and he began to avoid Thor and refused to meet Thor.

At first, Sol just thought that he had done something to make his brother unhappy, so he made his brother like this, but as time went by, he gradually discovered that something was wrong.

To be honest, it is really surprising that Sol can find out that something is wrong with Loki with the melon in his head. This is mainly due to the fact that Loki's recent indifference is too obvious. It is so obvious that it is not only Sol, Even the little friends around Saul noticed that something was wrong.

Moreover, this kind of ailment did not improve after a period of time, but it became more and more serious.

From the very beginning, Loki just avoided Sol, and gradually changed to the fact that even if the two meet for a short time on some unavoidable occasions, Loki has ignored everything.

He seemed unwilling to even have a brief eye contact with his brother, and quickly moved away a second before the two people's eyes collided.

In this case, if Sol still doesn't realize that his younger brother is deliberately alienating himself, then he is not Sol, and he can change his name and call him mentally retarded.

Of course, if this was the case, it wouldn't be a big deal to contact Batman.

After all, it looks like the two Protoss brothers are at odds at best, or the result of a conflict in their relationship.This is completely someone else's housework, and there is no way the two major alliances need to communicate.

You must know that they are the alliance that guards the earth, not some emotional coordination association, even if the people who need emotional coordination are their own people in the alliance.

The problem lies in Saul's subsequent investigation.

After all, after knowing that his beloved brother was suddenly estranged from himself, it was impossible for Sol to remain indifferent.

Sol, who was rarely smart for a while because his younger brother neglected him, conducted a very in-depth investigation on the reason why his younger brother suddenly changed his attitude towards him.

As luck would have it, it might be that Saul has some lucky buffs of a stupid big man. According to his unreliable research and investigation, he really unexpectedly made something out of his research.

——He found that his younger brother would always quietly stay indoors alone at a certain time of the day.

This seems to be a very normal thing, after all, Loki had this habit before - as an elegant second prince, Loki is not like Sol, or other big men in Asgard Just as keen on fighting, he spends more time in the library quietly reading his books, or practicing his magic, doing some small experiments on magic and so on.

People in Asgard advocate fighting, and there are really few magicians like Loki, so he doesn't have like-minded friends, and most of the time he can only do these things alone.

In the past, Thor often saw Loki like this, so there seems to be no problem with this situation now.

But Sol suddenly realized something was wrong. After all, Loki would not choose to lock the door when he was alone in the room. Now he not only locked the door, but even cast magic on the door.

It can be said that unless Loki himself comes out from inside, no one outside can get in.

This is really abnormal and inevitable, which makes Saul feel a little wrong.

So Sol began to conduct an in-depth investigation in this regard, and after he had worked so hard to finally figure out a little bit what Loki was doing inside, Loki suddenly disappeared.

And it all has to do with what Loki was doing indoors alone.

"In fact, our second prince of Asgard seems to be in contact with another organization in the universe." Tony said so.

He didn't look happy at this time, after all, he hated Loki more than he hated Batman.

In his eyes, Rocky is a little liar full of lies, a middle school kid who has a thousand years of age but has not grown up, and because of his middle school and rebellion, he has caused great damage to New York.

It was really hard for Tony to have any good emotions towards him,

But this does not prevent Tony from stating the facts. After all, the last time Rocky did something, he caused huge damage to the earth. It was a huge loss. The death toll in New York City alone was huge, not to mention The follow-up also brought them a series of troubles.

Considering the impact that the second prince of Asgard would have on the people around him every time he wanted to do something, it was impossible not to be vigilant.

Especially—"I know a little about this organization." Thor added: "They are radicals in the universe, they like to invade other people's planets, and do things that will have a huge impact on the planet itself."

"Like?"

"Helping the local population enforce family planning," Saul said.

"Wow, that sounds like a really big goal—maybe he should be a livelihood committee member or something." Tony sneered, "But now that Rocky is hooking up with these guys, I wonder if this little liar will Do something unreasonable."

"Rocky is not a little liar, he just likes to play pranks." Saul refuted Tony's words.

The tone of this big golden-haired man is very sincere, obviously he thinks so, thinks that Loki's lies, thinks that Loki's behavior is all a kind of prank.

"Need I remind you how much New York has lost through his pranks?" Tony on the side sneered, "And there may be more losses in the future. After all, reliable news proves that their next stop is Earth."

"That's why I came to you, Batman," Tony concluded. "We're going to be in trouble."

This is indeed a very big trouble. After all, if this organization is really as Saul said, and the source of the information is accurate, their next stop is the earth. I want to know how serious the invasion of such an alien army will be to the earth. Losses and casualties.

This is simply a big trouble.

Everyone present knew the seriousness of this matter, so everyone fell silent unanimously, and no one spoke first, including Batman in the communication.

Sol was silent for a moment. He could feel the seriousness of the surrounding atmosphere and everyone's bad mood at this time. Thanks to his younger brother's estrangement from him recently, and after that, he was glued together with a villain. This sad mood made the cheerful Sol Er could not help but feel bad.

"Why did Loki do this? He must have been cheated." Sol whispered: "I know Loki, he would never do such a thing, and Loki has always been very good except for being a bit mischievous." .The villain must have threatened Loki in some way!"

It was not loud, but everyone present heard it thoroughly.

Not to mention Natasha and Tony, even Captain America Steve was speechless for a moment after hearing these words.

What a thick filter it must be to make Sol feel that his own brother is a good and well-behaved boy.

Everyone present said that they had never seen a brat worse than Loki. After all, because of his powerful abilities, the lethality of this brat was simply enormous.

The point is that this bear boy is still very smart, at least smarter than his brother.

But now is not the time to talk about whether Loki is smart or not. After all, according to Saul, this matter is not usually complicated and difficult, and the last time in New York, Loki failed to completely separate himself from Saul. .

So, as Sol said now, Loki has treated him coldly during this period of time, and his attitude towards him is very cold. I also know that Loki is likely to make a big event this time, after all, it will allow him and himself It is definitely not a trivial matter for the elder brother who has been entangled for so many years to separate the relationship.

Batman immediately sorted out all the roads inside. After realizing that this matter might have a huge impact on the earth, he quickly sorted out and summarized the information he currently knows in his mind, and at the same time In-depth thought has been given to some important parts of this information.

But right now, that's not what's needed.

The fact that people from the Avengers can contact him as soon as they know the seriousness of the news is enough to prove that everyone in the Avengers attaches great importance to this matter.

Compared with Thor, who is currently only an alien on the side of the Avengers, the alien visitors on the side of the Justice League are not ordinary.

Regarding some situations in the outer universe, I have to admit that the Justice League needs to know more.

"I'll let Green Lantern pay attention to this matter." Facing the Avengers, Batman said so.

"Green Lantern, do you mean the members of the Green Lantern Corps?" Thor realized belatedly: "This is really great."

"Of course it's good, after all, you can catch your mischievous brother back, can't you?" Tony said, "I hope that after this incident is over, you can control your brother and don't let him always do something to the earth." After all, the earth is just a fragile and innocent little planet, and it cannot withstand the devastation of your vigorous family relationship."

This is really rude, but it is also true.

Saul knew that he was wrong, and although he was a little angry after being teased a few times, he didn't say anything.

In short, the matter was settled like this. Because of the seriousness of the matter, Bruce quickly contacted Green Lantern through the technology of the Batcave after turning off the communication.

The current situation is quite coincidental. At this time, Green Lantern is on duty today in the watchtower. It is not difficult for Batman to contact him.

After quickly establishing communication with the watchtower, Batman told Green Lantern what he knew from the Avengers.

"Member of the Livelihood Office?" Hal was shocked by Batman's description, but he quickly recovered and realized what Batman was talking about.

"I'm not very clear about these things, but someone in the Green Lantern Corps should know." After all, the scope of the Green Lantern Corps' jurisdiction is very wide, even if Hal doesn't know it, others will know.

"I'll go and find out about this as soon as possible." Hal realized the seriousness of the situation, so he promised.

Because this matter is extremely important, it is very necessary to make complete preparations in advance without knowing when the other party will invade the earth.

And the first step is to figure out what the organization is like.

Therefore, Hal the Green Lantern didn't mean to dawdle. After briefly handing over the matter of the watchtower to Barry the Flash, the Green Lantern quickly left the earth and went to the Green Lantern Corps to investigate this target. army.

The time required for this is not short, at least it cannot be solved in a day or two.

Batman knew in his heart that there was no way to worry about this matter, so he remained very calm.

At this time, the interior of Gotham was still the same as before, with the help of the family's small group, Batman's night patrol work was more than a little bit easier, and things at the Owl Court were also progressing steadily, and everything seemed to be developing in a positive direction.

But Batman is not completely relieved. After all, there are too many villains who can cause trouble in Gotham's Arkham Asylum, especially the most troublesome clown recently. He has left Arkham Asylum and hid in Gotham. It's been quiet for a while.

It is impossible for a clown not to do things. If he really does not do things, then he must not be a clown.

After all, how persistent this guy is in doing things and playing games with Batman is something that everyone knows, so there is no need to question it.

While it might seem like a good thing that he's been away from Arkham for so long now, Batman has never let his guard down.

After all, the clown has not moved for such a long time. It doesn't necessarily mean that he doesn't want to make troubles, or that he has given up making troubles. It's just in preparation.

Usually, clowns doing things are enough to cause headaches, but now this situation has to make people vigilant.

Therefore, Batman never gave up on the pursuit of the clown, the purpose is to be able to catch him one step ahead of the clown and send him to the Arkham Asylum.

The unknown enemy from the universe, the court of owls inside Gotham, inexplicably lost the news and did not know where to hide, but sooner or later, the clown will appear. The pile of these messy things makes Batman Existence makes the job of the night watch a lot easier, but still unavoidable