[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Tony wondered if he had heard it wrong.

Mitosis...

Even if Tony is not a biologist, as long as he is not stupid, even if he does not understand biology at all, he will not know that it is absolutely impossible for normal people to undergo mitosis.

There was a lot of silence in the communication for a while. After Bruce finished speaking, neither of the two sides spoke. The time was stagnant for about ten seconds. Then Bruce rang out with a doubtful voice: "Tony? Are you listening?" ? Why did you suddenly lose your voice? Is there something else going on?"

Tony: "...It's okay, I'm listening." He paused: "I'm just, a little bit, surprised."

Yes, that's right, surprise.

"So Batman really told you himself? Those... children, all of them were born by mitosis?" Tony asked with a little undisguised doubt.

It's not that he suspects that Bruce lied to him. After all, he knows that Bruce is just a weak and willful president with a very simple personality. Even in a place like Gotham, he has maintained a rare innocence for various reasons. simple.

lie?Tony didn't think Bruce would lie to him. He was more inclined to believe that Batman was deceiving the simple Baby Bruce, or that Bruce understood something wrong during Batman's communication with Bruce.

Compared with the former, Tony thinks the latter is more likely. After all, sometimes Bruce will show a lot of silly simplicity in some things.

But Naihe, obviously this is not the case. Just after Tony asked the exit, Bruce over there was obviously a little unhappy: "Hey, Tony, of course Batman told me this personally. —— Mitosis, this is His words."

Bruce said without changing his face: "Those children are definitely all born from Batman's mitosis!"

Tony couldn't believe it: "So you believe that? Tell me—you know Batman is purely human, right?"

"I know, I didn't say he wasn't, but what does this have to do with Batman's mitotic cubs?" Bruce expressed doubts.

Bruce was puzzled, but Tony was not. He felt that his childhood might be because he had been fooled by Batman recently, and he was a little bit... stupid: "As far as I know, those little ones have superpowers, tell me Let’s not talk about how Batman, an ordinary human being, can achieve mitosis, even if he really has mitosis due to some accidents, how can he be an ordinary human being and split so many superpowers?”

Tony's tone was so ironic, as if the person on the phone wasn't his boy, but a little white rabbit who was about to be fooled by a big bat: "This doesn't make sense at all! Bruce, you were tricked by Batman." , that bastard is lying to you!"

"No, he didn't lie to me. I can be regarded as his benefactor, I contracted all Batman's combat equipment." Bruce said confidently: "Batman will never lie to me, and I am not stupid .”

No, you're just stupid, bubbling stupid.

Anyway, Tony has never seen anyone spend a lot of money to sponsor a masked vigilante, and in the end he didn't even see the other person's face, at most he saw a chin.

Bruce Wayne is the only one.

However, Bruce seems to have a lot of trust in Batman. He said that he is an annoying black man with cat ears. Distressed; no matter whether it is dangerous outside or not, he is brave enough to make waves. If something goes wrong, he will find a place to hide, and wait for Batman to save people with peace of mind. Even because of Batman, he doesn't want some protection from himself. Safety gadgets that say "Batman will come to my rescue, I'm safe".

A real little fool, it's not surprising that he was tricked by Batman.

Maybe Tony was silent for a long time, so that Bruce on the opposite side quickly reacted to something: "Do you not believe it? Or do you think I am stupid?"

Tony paused, and spoke mercilessly: "I think anyone with a little IQ should know that normal people cannot undergo mitosis, and even with mitosis, it is impossible to classify a group of superpowers."

The implication is an admission—yes, Bruce, I think you're stupid, and bubbling stupid.

Bruce: "... Tony, you are miserable. I will definitely not welcome you next time you come to Wayne Manor."

"Wow, that's really scary." Tony said perfunctorily, obviously he didn't take this matter to heart, after all, he knew about it, so he casually forgot about this topic and threw it in the corner, and turned around. Yan said: "So you really believe what Batman said is true?"

"Why not? There are always many magical things in the world, like Superman, like Wonder Woman, like other messy things, no one stipulates that ordinary people can't have mitosis, right... a lot of people on earth Are there superpowers and mutants in there? Some small accidents will always happen in corners that we don't know about." Bruce's tone was very calm, as if he didn't think he had said anything serious, he just said: " Haven’t you heard of Tony, rich people rely on technology, and poor people without money rely on mutations to become superheroes.”

After finishing speaking, he complained again: "Batman is very poor, no one stipulates that he can't mutate, right?"

Tony: "... Batman told you that? He said he was mutated, so he had mitosis?"

"Of course not, I guessed the mutation." Bruce said, "But mitosis is real. Didn't I tell you that I personally saw those pups?" Brucey's baby voice was faint "Tony, although I have a lot of money, I'm really not stupid, and I'm not that easy to cheat."

"Okay." Tony finally believed a little now, but he still had doubts.

But there's no need to talk to Bruce about it, after all, Batman's character is there, and it is estimated that what Bruce revealed to him is all he can know from Batman.

You must know that Batman is not a fake aloof, he is really aloof, he never bothers to finish talking with others, always has a lot of plans in his mind, and doesn't say anything to the outside world, it is recognized Brother Gao Lengruo, to be honest, it was an accident that Tony could get some news about the claws from Bruce.

But when it comes to sharp claws-"Have you really seen those sharp claws?" Tony became interested: "The so-called son's statement is also what Batman told you?"

"That's right." Bruce said: "Not only have I seen it, but I've even hugged it. It's a soft little one, and it feels great in the hand! It's just that Batman didn't give me more hugs, so I had time to hug one."

Speaking of which, Bruce seemed very resentful.

"It's okay." Tony comforted his little boy, and at the same time, he came up with a bad idea with a little malicious intention: "You can try your title of benefactor to coerce and lure it, just hold a son, Batman can't be so stingy."

"Coercion and temptation?" Bruce could feel Tony's resentment towards Batman, but everyone knew that Tony was joking. After all, even if Tony didn't like Batman, he had to admit that Gotham needed Batman.

"Forget it, I don't want it, I might as well rub my own cub at that time, little Kirk is also very soft!" Bruce said, and then said: "But speaking of it, why did you suddenly think of asking What happened to my claw?"

"S.H.I.E.L.D., you know, that Nick Fury guy always wants to put his hand anywhere." Tony is obviously annoyed by this, after all, Fury, an old fox, sometimes even if you know he's on his side, I also have to feel that this guy is very villainous. The point is... When talking to Fury, it is really easy to make people angry.

Tony hated that black marinated egg, in every way.

But there is no need to talk to Bruce about this.

Baby Bruce only needs to be his happy little prince in the city of Gotham with peace of mind. Tony was able to agree to Fury’s potential request and come to Bruce’s side to ask, purely because he was afraid of Batman. Something happened to affect his childhood. After all, in a place like Gotham, it’s okay if there are no problems. If there is a problem, it will be fatal. Batman is the mind of the Justice League, and the Dark Knight of Gotham is so fatal. It is simply a geometric multiplication.

Tony is worried that if something goes wrong with Batman, Bruce Wayne will be the first to suffer.

But now this worry has almost disappeared. If Batman has explained the claws to Bruce in advance, and even Bruce has hugged those little ones, it is enough to prove that the appearance of these claws will not hurt Bruce.

That being the case, when Gotham's affairs are settled, Tony doesn't want to be used as a weapon by that old fox of Nick Fury. It's up to Nick Fury to worry about those sharp claws.

……

In short, the chat with Tony went smoothly. After confirming that those sharp claws would not bring harm to Bruce, Tony simply said a few words and hung up the communication.

——He still has a lot of things to do, all about the situation of the Avengers, and there is no time to chat with Bruce in a short time.

Bruce knew this well, so he didn't have any other thoughts about Tony's hastily hung up the communication, but just said "Let's talk next time" cooperatively.

The house was quiet again.

It was morning at this time, and under normal circumstances Bruce should still be in bed at this time, today is a rare day for him to get up early-to be honest, it feels very strange, after all, Bruce is in bed so much that the entire Wayne Manor knows, let alone Alfred died, even Little Kirk didn't think it was a strange thing.

In fact, Bruce also felt that it was a surprise that he woke up so early today.

But what I have to say is that having children with good prospects can really relieve a large part of the pressure, burden and busyness of parents.

With the existence of twenty sharp claws, thanks to Little Kirk's previous mission experience, this little group can be said to be quite skilled in cooperating with violent law enforcement.

The existence of sharp claws is really a perfect solution to the problem that there are only two Batman and Robin, and Gotham is so big, it is inevitable that there are some places that cannot be scrupled.

It can be said that the whole of Gotham has become a place where Xiaotuanzi's shells are placed. Under the monitoring of the bat computer, with Alfred's precise coordinate positioning, Little Kirk can completely release his shells in any place at any time. In the corner, after one dragon solves the troublemaker, he recovers his shell in seconds, and transfers to another positioning location given by Alfred through the spiritual sea.

It is convenient and convenient, and does not even require transportation, all the manipulations are carried out in the spiritual sea, and they will not even affect Little Kirk's sleep and mental state during the day, except that these shells must be glued to a lot of positioning devices and so on. There's absolutely nothing wrong with keeping yourself under Batman's detection, other than getting out of control.

These sharp claws are like ghosts, existing in Gotham. In just a few days after their debut, they have been recognized as Batman's assistants, and because they are straightforward and obedient and powerful, they have largely made Batman Batman's Night Watch is a little more relaxed.

Although in fact, if Bruce is allowed to choose, he would prefer that Kirk does not have these abilities and is just an ordinary child.

But there is nothing if in the world, the birth of Little Kirk itself is doomed that he will not be like an ordinary child, just as Wonder Woman Diana and Zatanna said - he is a born warrior, born Fighting cannot be avoided.

In any case, Little Kirk's Claw's name has been given away, and no one would think of the identities of these twenty little gangsters as Bruce Wayne's youngest son. After all, Little Kirk looks two or three years old. And these dumplings are at most one or two years old, and there are even very few who are not as big as a one-year-old child. Not only the age is not right, but the number is also not right.

Under Bruce Wayne's deliberate control, several vests operated at the same time, coupled with some special tricks, and soon, the name of Claw was known by Gotham people.

And, unsurprisingly, they attracted the attention of the Court of Owls.

……

It was not a surprise for Bruce to find out that the Court of Owls was targeting Little Kirk. After all, Bruce himself had the experience of being assassinated by the Court of Owls. , it is impossible for Bruce not to find the abnormality.

It was an ordinary night patrol time, and the weather in Gotham was quite gloomy. According to the usual practice, there was light rain, and when it dripped on the ground, it brought that damp feeling.

Talon One is quickly dropping the shells in the corner of the target point according to the instructions of the steward Alfred, and then prepares to sanction those punks who don't know to go to bed most of the night, and know to block the way and rob the old, weak, sick and disabled when they don't work .

As a sharp claw, it has been a while since his debut, and little Kirk is already familiar with what to do with this set of procedures. He simply hammers those messy little bastards to the ground, and watching them struggle in pain, little Kirk pokes his face expressionlessly. After making a call to Officer Gordon and explaining the location in a childish voice, he was ready to go to the next problematic location.

Little Kirk is familiar with this set of operations, and the number of calls to Officer Gordon is not ordinary. At the beginning, Officer Gordon was a little promising because of the immature voice on the other side, but as the number of times Once more, you will get used to it.

After all, Batman's assistant Robin, no matter the former or the current one, is a minor. Child labor seems to be nothing to Batman at all. Robin himself doesn't think there is a problem, and Gordon has no position say something.

Now that the claw is so young, it is easy to explain.

Think about it, Batman's Robin is an underage child, so Robin's claws, a little younger doesn't seem to be a problem - although this age is a bit too young, Gordon saw the claws for the first time At that time, I almost blurted out the words "insane".

It is estimated that the only ones in the world who can use such a small assistant, even the youngest does not seem to be a year old, and the oldest is barely two years old, are only Batman and his bird ball.

Of course, Gordon's attitude is not the key. After all, even if Gordon disagrees, he can't interfere with Batman's choice, let alone Kirk's choice.

The key lies in the situation after the Hammerman of the night patrol communicated with Gordon this time.

——As a little one, most of Little Kirk's shell is this kind of juvenile body, and he himself is not very big, so the little one has gone on countless missions, so Little Kirk himself does not I feel that there is something wrong with my juvenile body shell following the night patrol, and my combat power is over the top.

After all, in his eyes, strength is everything, and age is like a code name, it doesn't matter, it doesn't mean anything at all.

But both Robin and Batman know what it means for such a small creature to show a combat power that is completely out of line with his level of strength.

Especially Batman, as a person who has been overshadowed by the court of owls, and as a person who has been dealing with super villains all year round, Bruce actually knows what these villains are thinking best. He knows that if the court of owls is indeed watching the inside of Gotham , then they will definitely be interested in Little Kirk's shell, that is, these sharp claws.

This is also the reason why Bruce allowed some of the claws to go out to act alone-one was reassured of Little Kirk's strength, and he knew that these shells would not die even if they were seriously injured, let alone affect Little Kirk. What needs to be paid attention to is to control Little Kirk's emotions and prevent him from getting out of control. Secondly, it is for fishing.

And this fish is the Court of Owls.

After all, these guys in the Owl Court are very cautious and highly concealed. From the fact that they can become a fixed organizational group in Gotham, we can see how difficult these guys are.

Batman is aware of the mentality of these people, and under the condition that it does not threaten the safety of Little Kirk, and will not affect Little Kirk, Little Kirk is the best bait to attract these people - a group of people with similar stature, The body proportions completely violate the normal children's body proportions. Children with outstanding abilities, elusive, and suspected superpowers will definitely not be unimpressed by the Owl Court.

Not to mention the title [Claw]. You must know that the code name of Claw first appeared in the Court of Owls, and now it is used by Little Kirk. It would be strange if it didn't attract the attention of this organization.

Of course, according to Little Kirk's ability, even if they are tempted, there is no possibility of being able to catch Little Kirk. After all, these are not people, but just shells, completely immune to negative buffs, and will not be affected in any way. Under any conditions, you can withdraw your spiritual sea at any time. If you can really be caught, it will be hell.

But when fishing, you have to give the fish some benefits first, let them know that they have a chance, and then the fish will obediently take the bait.

So before Little Kirk joined the Night Watch as Talon, Batman carefully talked to Little Kirk about this.

The key point is to hide clumsiness, simply put, it is not invulnerable.

Little Kirk remembered this deeply, so when he finished calling Gordon and keenly realized that something was wrong, he followed Batman's meaning immediately.

It seemed that he was powerless to resist, and that he was caught off guard by a sneak attack.

In short, when Gordon sent the police over here to take over the punks that Kirk had stunned, there was no trace of Talon One where Kirk was originally standing.

It's as if nothing happened here.

No one knew that not long ago, there was a brief confrontation here, and Talon One, which was supposed to appear elsewhere in Gotham to fight criminals, had been quietly taken away.

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