[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

— "Who the hell are they?"

Dick was a good question.

As far as Jason is concerned, these little beans are of course his second-generation Robin's assistants.

The battle armor was designed by them together, and Jason took care of these soft little ones during the night patrol, and even took a bath after the night patrol, and he did the cleaning—it can be said that Jason completely regarded his brother as his father , I don't know how many times more reliable than Bruce.

This was admitted by Bruce, and belonged to Robin's assistant.

Even though Robin himself is underage, he has assistants not long after his debut, which seems wrong...but as long as Bruce doesn't reveal his identity as Batman one day, then these little Doudings will always be Robin's assistants .

The owner is not as good as the temporary guardian, which can be said to be on the bright side in the expression of Little Kirk's actions.

Of course, if it's the father and guardian...why choose?Although Little Kirk is still young, he has so many bodies, of course he needs them all.

The soft little dumpling was soaked in the bathtub, and when many of them were nested together, the huge bathtub looked like a children's swimming pool.

After taking off the outer battle armor, these little regiments all returned to their original state. When Jason and Dick were communicating, the little one lay on the edge of the bath and turned its head to look this way. The eyes of some cubs who showed their faces were watery from the steam, making them look even more cute.

Of course, these dumplings are not all nested in the pool, because of Dick's phone call, Jason, who was supposed to put the last cub in the water in the past, was a little late, so he was waiting The little tuan tuan of the guardian inevitably became restless, for example, the little tuan tuan that was put down at the end just now got out of the water a little dishonestly by pulling on the edge of the bathtub. He hugged Jason's leg from a little distance.

Jason was still talking to Dick at this time, and he felt a weight on his leg unexpectedly, and when he lowered his head, he saw a little cub hanging on his leg.

Then he raised his head to look at the other side of the bath, and the cubs who were put in earlier were also looking at it, and they seemed to be a little ready to move.

Jason: "..."

Jason lowered his head, grabbed the disobedient little one into his arms with one free hand, and put the small pile of nano armor boxes that he packed up in a dry place with the other hand .

Lifting his thigh slightly and stepping on the edge of the bathtub, Jason took off his clothes while holding the cub in one hand and quickly completed the first step of bathing while communicating with Dick.

It can be said that it is very smooth and smooth to take off your clothes and enter the pool, but the sound of splashing water is still inevitably transmitted from the pool to the headset, and finally heard by Dick.

Dick lived alone, and when he returned to the apartment, it was very quiet. As a city vigilante, the batman's birdballs have good ears, so Dick quickly noticed the movement of Jason. .

Hearing the indistinct sound of water beside his ears, Dick was stunned for a while before he realized what happened.

"Are you taking a shower?" Dick glanced at the time: "I thought you should be ready to go to bed now."

"I've been delayed for a while. It doesn't matter if I'm in the shower or not, right? Dicky Bird." Jason said casually, and then he reached out and rubbed the little balls that stuck to him because he was in the water.

Dick was actually right. After all, the two birdballs lived together when they were in Bludhaven, and they both lived in Dick's apartment. As roommates, Dick certainly knew Jason's little things. Habits and routines.

Just like when Dick knew that Jason was good at housework and good at cooking when they lived together in Bludhaven, he certainly knew that Jason was the kind of person who was slightly less serious about cleanliness—almost Jason has to take a shower every night when he comes back from the night patrol, and he will urge Dick to take a shower, and forbid Dick to throw his dirty clothes in various strange places, such as the top of the refrigerator or the back of the sofa.

As a generation of Robin, Dick followed Batman to watch the night for a long time. Even if the time of the night watch may be sooner or later due to some messy things, the approximate time can still be determined. After all, bats are nocturnal animals and are never around. Showing up during the day, so is the eve of the dawn, and Batman and his sidekick Robin embody this very well.

Judging by the latest time of the night watch, Jason should have finished his quick shower and was about to enter his short sleep time.

But now... Dick reasonably suspected that he wasn't alone on Jason's side, because just as the two of them were talking, Dick heard another sound of undulating water.

I swear by his perfect buttocks, Jason is definitely not the only one taking a bath, and the fluctuation of the sound of the water is definitely someone else.

And who would it be?

Dick thought for a moment in his head—Bruce must be the first one to be ruled out. Whoever takes a bath with Jason can't be Bruce and Jason together, and the housekeeper Alfred needless to say Yes, absolutely never considered it.

Well, then, there is only one person left in the family-Little Kirk.

But this little dumpling should have fallen asleep during this period of time, and it is probably nestling happily into a small one in the fragrant and soft blanket, and then it is waiting to be dug out of the blanket by Jason the next morning. go to breakfast.

So Little Kirk can also be ruled out.

Therefore, it is known that it is impossible for anyone in the family to take a bath with Jason, and Jason accidentally gave up the shower and chose to soak in the bathtub. There is a second person next to Jason. Ask, this person next to Jason may who is it?

Dick looked serious: "Have you got a girlfriend yet?"

Jason: "..."

Jason, who was blissfully washing the cubs, suddenly stopped, and he seriously doubted whether he had heard it wrong: "Dicky bird, what are you talking about!?"

He just didn't quite get it, how on earth the blue Dicky bird was able to change the conversation from him being in the shower to having a girlfriend! ?

Jason hasn't thought about this question at all, okay? Is it because the night watch is not good or the cub is not good at masturbation, girlfriend...he is not yet an adult, he just wants to focus on taking care of the cub and Robin Career, girlfriend, nonexistent.

"I think you might have got water in your head during the night watch, and you need to clean it up." Jason said bluntly: "Don't think about messes all day, okay? If you have a girlfriend, you have it, don't get involved I."

Dick: "I gotta say, I'm single right now and don't have a girlfriend right now."

Jason: "It's coming soon... I don't think you can stay alone for long."

Dick was silent.

In fact, he really wants to say that he thinks he can stand alone for a long time, but not many people believe this. After all, Dick's reputation as a humanoid self-propelled cannon is not fake. He has inherited his old father's attributes well and carried them forward. , Ever since he became an adult, he has never had a girlfriend.

Dick wisely changed the subject and didn't plan to discuss whether he was single or not: "So you really aren't?"

Jason said decisively: "No."

"Okay." Dick believed it. After all, although Jason sometimes spoke badly to him, it was true not to lie. At most, he was not honest enough sometimes.

But if it's not a girlfriend - "Who is the person next to you?"

"Zizai." Jason said: "This matter is a bit complicated to talk about. I don't want to delay my good sleep time with you to talk about this kind of topic that you can know as long as you go home... Or you can go to Ask Bruce if he's still up."

Dick paused: "It looks like something happened while you were home?"

"Yes." Jason said, "As I said, this matter is a bit complicated."

Having said that, both of them fell silent at the same time.

It's not that Jason doesn't want to talk about it, it's just that this matter is really complicated, and he can't finish it for a while, and now he has to bathe a nest of little balls in the bathtub, and then urge them to go to bed together, in the middle of the night , is not a good time to chat.

This is true for both Jason and Dick - Dick is a police officer in Brudhaven and has to go to work during the day, Jason doesn't think that after explaining these things to Dick in detail, Dick There is still time to sleep.

The little one in his arms was still looking up, waiting for Jason to make the bubbles. It was an obedient little one with chubby flesh.

Jason raised his hand and pinched Zai Zai's chubby face, and broke the calm first: "You can only ask Bruce about this, I won't tell you... As for the sharp claws you said , this matter is more complicated, I can't explain it to you."

"So it looks like you're determined to ask me to ask Bruce?" Dick's voice sounded.

Jason snorted: "You don't have to ask."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Dick to say anything else, he ended the communication first.

As far as Jason's selfishness is concerned, he doesn't like Dick very much. Although everyone in Wayne Manor didn't show it, Jason is actually a keen little guy, and he can feel a little bit when his family mentions Dick. special emotions.

This is probably a situation that will inevitably occur in every family with two children, that is, whether the parents are intentional or not, they will always show comparisons between the two children inadvertently.

Dick's parents are acrobats, and Dick was finally adopted by Bruce after his parents had an accident during the performance with his parents. It can be said that Dick is a good boy in essence.

But Jason knew he was not. Even the process of being adopted was different from Dick. He was not as good as Dick. It was also because of stealing the tires of the Batmobile.

This is also the reason why Jason chose to approach Little Kirk when he came to Wayne's house and ended up as a cub.

Although it is said that Jason likes Zaizai from the bottom of his heart and takes care of him because of this, it cannot be denied that Jason did hold the child who was the most concerned child in the family at the beginning to get Bruce's attention intentional.

But disliking doesn't mean anything, just like his father is very important in Kirk's heart, Bruce also occupies a very important position in Jason's heart.

Although in the world of Injustice before, Bruce and Dick were persecuted by the situation, the two met and had a brief cooperation, but... that's all, Dick still has a cold war attitude towards Bruce, this point comes back from Dick The main world went directly to Bludhaven, and it was obvious without saying a word.

Jason was somewhat targeting Dick, and when he talked to Dick, he didn't listen well, with a hint of a run on him, but in essence, he was just competitive and wanted to be the best in his father's heart.

Jason is different from Dick. Jason lacks love. It is not surprising to have this idea. Children who lack love are like this. They always hope that they can get more love and more attention. As the former Luo Bin, the father's first child and the eldest in the family, naturally became Jason's comparison object.

It's not a big deal.

And although Jason thinks he is not a good boy, he is actually not bad at heart, just like when he was chatting with Dick before, the words "You will know when you get home" and "Or you can ask "Ask Bruce" wasn't inadvertent, he was just hoping that maybe after he'd finished saying that, Dick could go home, or talk to Bruce or something.

Although either of these two makes Jason a little uncomfortable, after all, it proves that Dick's position in Bruce's heart is very important... But Jason is a good boy, and he doesn't want Bruce to die because of his relationship with Dick. unhappy.

So in fact Dicky Bird can come back.

Jason lowered his head and washed off the foam from the little Douding in his arms, then touched his head and replaced it, thinking: Anyway, Zai Zai doesn't like Dick, but Bruce attaches the most importance to Zai Zai, Zai Zai likes him, round it up , His status in Bruce's heart is not low.

Jason was very interested to see that when Dick came back, he found that the number of cubs had surged, but everyone didn't like his expression when he came back.

Picking up the last cleaned little Douding in his arms, Jason lowered his head and happily sucked the cub.

Little Kirk, who was inexplicably sucked: "?" He blankly returned Jason with a soft rub.

……

Jason told Dick what he had to say. Whether Dick would like to go back to Wayne Manor or talk to Bruce in order to know the truth is not up to Jason, it depends on Dick's own thoughts.

But in fact, if Jason thinks, Dick may not choose to refer to his suggestion. After all, Jason feels that Dick also attaches great importance to Bruce, although as far as he knows, the former Robin has a relationship with Bruce. They beat each other up when they were most stiff, that was called merciless, but after all, the short-term cooperation in the world of injustice has eased the relationship between the two people a little bit. Although it is still a cold war, it is still more rigid than before. Much better.

But these were not the things that Jason needed to care about, even if he would implicitly persuade Dick to go home so that Bruce might be happier, it was limited to that.

Dick didn't know anything about the claws from Jason. If he wanted to know, he could only choose to get information from Bruce.

Compared with Dick, who has information to obtain and only needs to make a call or go home, some people who also want to know information about the claws will not be so lucky.

For Nick Fury in New York, he is one of the unlucky ones.

The establishment of the Justice League, Nick Fury has been wary from the very beginning. He has always wanted to hand over the people from the Justice League, but Naihe is different from the Avengers in New York. Those people from the Justice League... It's hard to say.

In Nick Fury's view, a group of Justice League thorns are more than one, especially Batman. Until now, Nick Fury has not figured out who the real identity of the famous Gotham dark knight is.

Well now, I haven't even figured out the identity of Batman, and a lot of miniature bats have appeared in Gotham. Although the code name is not [Little Bat] but [Claw], this title is very good. Explain the problem.

Claw, whose claw?

In Gotham, it can only be Batman's claws, even if these claws seem to follow Robin, after all, Robin is also Batman's assistant.

With regard to the code name Claw, Nick Fury has conspired for a long time and analyzed all kinds of ways, but what he doesn't know is that it is really just a code name.

And this code name was not even chosen by Batman, to be precise, they came from the result of the joint choice of Jason and Kirk.

When finalizing the armor style, Jason began to discuss the code name of Little Kirk's Night Patrol debut. The so-called [Ghost Blade] code name of the previous Hydra must not be used, although it sounds very domineering, yes, But it's just too easy to fall off the horse.

And that is the code name inside Hydra, which represents a dark past of Little Kirk. Jason didn't want Little Kirk to use this code name, he hated it, even though Little Kirk didn't feel it at all. No is the same.

The code name Talon was born under such circumstances.

At first, Jason didn't think of the claws. He didn't think of the code name until he had an idea during the communication with Bruce and thought of the owl court and those claws that Bruce said.

Claw, this is a brand new code name, not to mention that these shells are indeed called Claw in Kirk Wayne's world, that's right, just looking at the code name itself, it is actually very vivid.

—These shells are indeed the claws of Little Kirk.

So after thinking of this good title, Jason went to Little Kirk and told him about the code name.

Little Kirk doesn't care about the code name of his night patrol debut, he only cares about his father and temporary guardian, let alone the name of the claw, even if it is called Ghost Blade, it doesn't matter, little Kirk doesn't care about these things. Dispensable things for him.

So Jason seemed to like it, and Kirk Jr. agreed.

As for Bruce himself... When he learned that Little Kirk's codename for the night patrol was Talon, although he was somewhat surprised, he accepted it very well.

One reason is that Bruce is a parent who doesn’t want to interfere with the child’s own thoughts, and the other reason is that there is also a court of owls in Gotham. Although speaking of the parallel world, Kirk Wayne provided Bruce with a lot of information about the court Things and inside news, but in the main world, these news are not enough.

The Court of Owls is well hidden. It was a coincidence that Kirk Wayne in the parallel world was able to directly occupy this organization. For Kirk Wayne, it was this coincidence that allowed him to turn the Court of Owls into his own organization. part.

But for Bruce, this kind of coincidence is not enough. He needs a tangible thing to let the court of owls show some clues. Internally entrenched organizational hands-on.

And an existence called [Sharp Claw] is a good choice.

It is impossible for the Owl Court to be indifferent to this. After all, Bruce is quite aware of the characteristics of these shells of Little Kirk-immortality, no negative buffs for injuries, powerful abilities, and tacit cooperation. This is simply a large-scale lethal weapon.

But this is not something to be concerned about now. Leaving aside the owl court inside Gotham for the time being, at least for now, after the appearance of the claws, Nick Fury is busy.

This guy has always wanted to build a bridge with the Justice League, and Nick Fury coveted Superman's ability, and the idea of ​​​​having a good relationship with Superman is not a day or two.

However, Superman and Batman are getting closer. The two best partners in the world basically stick together as long as they appear at the same time. If you want to get Superman's favor, you have to find a way to build a good relationship with Batman.

But Batman... it's hard to say.

This guy is withdrawn, unfriendly, exudes a "don't bother anyone who's idle, don't bother anyone who isn't idle" "don't talk to me" temperament, and he's quite mysterious.

Coupled with the special situation in Gotham, the agents Nick Fury put into Gotham were all harvested like leeks in less than a week, and there was no one left. He couldn't find a good relationship with Batman at all. channels.

It was fine before, but now there are so many around Batman, even so many that people suspect that they are capable of mass production, and they are suspected of being the claws of superpowers, so Nick Fury has to think about it.

Of course, this does not mean that Fury intends to continue sending agents to Gotham. After all, anyone with a little brain knows that this is useless and just a waste of talent.

Therefore, Fury chose to save the country with a curve-he contacted Tony Stark, intending to start from Tony, and contact Gotham's little prince Bruce Wayne who sponsored the entire alliance's war damage.

As a person who wants to know a little bit about everything and wants to know a little bit about everything, Fury has also heard about the scandal between Bruce Wayne and Batman. That means Bruce has something to do with the Justice League, while Batman is the Dark Knight of Gotham, and Bruce Wayne is the Little Prince of Gotham.

This way of saving the country with a curve is not a bad idea.

Of course, Fury's idea didn't just appear recently. In fact, he has had this idea for a long time, but Tony didn't cooperate, and Bruce Wayne is also very willful, so this idea has never been implemented.

But now...

Fury felt that Tony would absolutely do what he wanted.

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