[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

The layout of Bruce's bedroom has always been simple, without any fancy things, even the sheets and quilts are the simplest white.

Bruce and Kirk didn't wake up when Clark walked in from the door.

Two bats, one big and one small, nestled in the white quilt, sleeping in the dark.

Bruce was better. Even though his black hair was messed up, he maintained a relatively elegant sleeping position. When he was lying on his side, his arms were exposed and smooth muscle lines could be seen.

The first thing Clark sees when he enters the bedroom is Bruce.

Speaking of which, this was the first time he saw Bruce so harmless. After all, a big bat is a big bat. Bruce, who is awake, even in the state of Brucey's baby, faced the little reporter who knew his identity. Sometimes there is an undeniable strength.

But now Bruce is sleeping.

In the dream, he was completely harmless, with a pair of blue eyes that were completely different from the little reporter's, tightly closed, his rose petal-like lips were slightly parted, and the rise and fall of his chest could be seen as he breathed.

Even the arm that can directly stun criminals looks so harmless at this time, the smooth muscle lines are completely different from the tightness during combat, and it looks soft when relaxed, and it seems to feel very good look.

Baby Bruce at this time is really sweet.

It was so sweet that the little reporter's heart beat a little faster.

—B who is asleep is like Sleeping Beauty who needs to be kissed awake.

Clark couldn't help thinking, but he quickly came back to realize what a mess he was thinking.

--no!Clark!You have to hold your head!B will be pissed if he finds out that you are thinking about this in his bedroom!

Clark couldn't help touching his slightly red face, took a deep breath, and threw some messy adjectives out of his head.

He still remembered that he came to wake up Bruce and Little Kirk. This was the task Afu gave him, and it was also the main reason why he could enter Bruce's room.

The little reporter's eyes wandered for a moment, and he thought to himself: I want to wake up B, but I couldn't help but look at the bed.

This time, he finally saw the black bat cub next to Bruce.

Compared with Bruce, Little Kirk sleeps much more rigidly. He sleeps in the Hydra freezer and experimental petri dishes all year round. He sleeps in a very rigid posture, which looks like a mannequin laid flat.

But I have to admit it's cute too.

The face that is very similar to Bruce is wrapped in the plush pajamas on his body, and the small one sleeps very close to Bruce. The two similar sweet faces are simply a shock of appearance.

Compared with Bruce, who was completely relaxed, Little Kirk was obviously more vigilant.

When Clark entered the bedroom, Little Kirk was already aware of the existence of outsiders. His long-term experience in a dangerous environment with no sense of security made him wake up from his sleep quickly.

The two pairs of blue eyes met for a moment in the air.

Little Kirk took the lead to look away expressionlessly.

He glanced at his father who was still sleeping, and got out of bed first in silence.

Then he bypassed the silly Clark who was still standing at the door, entered the bathroom without giving a single glance, and began to wash.

On the bed, Baby Bruce didn't intend to get up yet.

This is not to say that Batman is not as vigilant as Little Kirk, but Wayne Manor has a high level of defense, and it is impossible for foreign enemies to invade if the alarm has not sounded. It could only be Alfred the butler.

After coming and going, Bruce sensed someone coming in, and subconsciously judged this person to be Ah Fu, so he naturally stayed in bed.

In front of the elders, the younger generation always has the right to be willful.

After many years of vicissitudes, the old bat can't get rid of his willful habit in front of Ah Fu, let alone the young Brucey baby.

Clark blushed slightly, staring at Bruce on the bed.

Little Kirk was already up and washing up, which meant he had to wake Bruce up quickly.

According to Alfred, Bruce still has two meetings to open today, and he must not be late.

But he felt that he couldn't do it if Clark went directly to shout people up. Bruce was still the same Bruce, and it was impossible to ignore his coldness as Batman just because he looked sweet and soft when he was sleeping.

The big bat is very vengeful, and the little reporter is a little afraid of being threatened by Batman's sight of "making you a watch".

So it was a compromise.

The little reporter chose to draw the curtains first.

This is a very effective approach, at least when the light came in for a moment, Bruce, who was motionless on the bed, moved.

But that's not a sign of getting up.

——Bruce moved on the bed, and expertly pulled up the quilt on his body to cover his face.

Clark: "..."

Clark's voice was very small: "...Bruce? It's morning."

The quilt moved again, and a pair of blue eyes popped out from underneath, staring at the little reporter: "Clark?"

"B..."

"Why are you here?" Bruce's voice was languid just after waking up, and the tail was a bit long, which sounded extraordinarily magnetic: "The metropolis can't hold you anymore?"

"No." The little reporter's ears turned red uncontrollably for a moment, and he hesitated, "I just came to see Little Kirk, and besides...Mr. Pennyworth asked me to come up and wake you up."

"Sorry." Bruce put the quilt back on his back, and the voice came from inside vaguely: "The bat refuses to come out of the cave during the day."

Clark: "..."

——Oops, I suddenly feel that B is a little cute.

But no matter how cute you are, you have to get up.

The tall and strong little reporter squatted down, trying to grab the quilt that Bruce covered his face.

There is no doubt about Superman's strength, as long as he wants to, let alone a quilt, just pull it casually, and his head can be torn off.With the explosive power of the muscles, it is easy to resist the plane with bare hands, and it is not worthy of the title of the Man of Steel.

Bruce in the quilt closed his eyes persistently, his right arm with some bruises was exposed, and he firmly grabbed the quilt, looking like a big bat with its wings covering its face.

Clark: "..."

Clark didn't move.

It's not that he can't pull it off, it's not a problem for the little reporter to pick up Bruce, who is lying on the bed, seriously.

The problem is, he dare not.

No one dared to break ground on the head of the league consultant, not even Superman.

So when Little Kirk finished washing and came out of the bathroom wearing a furry black bat one-piece pajamas, what he saw was this stalemate.

Habitually searched around in my head, and confirmed that the label setting of the man with black-rimmed glasses in front of me is - big chest muscles, high degree of danger but not aggressive, not very good brain, close relationship with his father, Cannot be attacked.Afterwards, little Kirk ignored the other old father who was trying hard to wake his father up, and climbed into bed again very lightly.

The quilt was still very warm, clinging to Bruce's quilt, he could feel his father's warm body.

Normally, if Little Kirk is going to sleep by himself, at this point he will go to eat after getting up very regularly, and start his day with a glass of milk.

But today is different. Today, Little Kirk is sleeping with his father, and his father has not woken up yet. As his father's loyal weapon, Little Kirk must not get up either.

But he couldn't sleep either.

Little Kirk chose to stare at the uninvited visitor who should not have appeared in his father's house.

His eyes naturally fell on Clark holding Bruce's quilt.

After realizing that this hand was the culprit who disturbed his father's rest, a small hand patted it mercilessly. After Clark let go of his hand in surprise, Little Kirk picked up his quilt and handed it over. To the dazed little reporter.

—Here, here you go.

Clark: "?"

He took the quilt and completed the process from pulling the big bat to the bat ball with a dazed expression.

The author has something to say:

A small theater that has nothing to do with the text:

Bat Tuanzi handed the quilt to the villain Clark firmly, and said: Don't grab my father, but grab me.

PS：感谢读者“BruceWayne”,灌溉营养液+32020-01-0920:47:18

[To be honest, this ID scares me a bit...it's just...exciting, hehe]

——The line "Bat refuses to come out of the cave during the day" comes from "Batman: Beginning of War"