[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Alfred's words reminded Clark, his expression became more serious.

He's playing Batman now, the brooding, no-nonsense Dark Knight of Gotham, and another version of Brucey's darling.

You can be happy, but you can't go too far, otherwise, if the character design of Batman collapses, Clark doesn't even have to think about how he will be sanctioned by Bruce in the future.

Converging the smile on his face, Clark became more serious.

After realizing that time cannot be delayed, the little reporter quickly put an end to his flattering thoughts, forced himself to be calm and quickly put on the bat armor.

To be honest, the feeling is actually not very good, just like Bruce himself once complained in front of Carl, because the armor needs to take into account the defense. As a pure technology product, this bat armor is very hard and cold, and it is worn on the body Although it fits the body well, it is not a good experience at all.

However, it had no effect on Superman. After a few simple adaptations, Clark boarded the Batmobile in a decent manner, and was then remotely controlled by the butler Alfred all the way, and was sent downstairs to the Wayne Hotel.

At this time in the hotel, Bruce was chatting with Harley, Ivy and others in a calm manner.

Just as Bruce thought, the neutral Harley in front of him and Ivy next to him are obviously not quite right, as they showed at the beginning, they have a very familiar closeness to Bruce, just It seems that they really know each other and have a good relationship.

Bruce leaned on the sofa, his eyes fell on Harry with a little curiosity.

This woman was sitting next to Ivy at this time, leaning on Ivy very naturally.

"So, what's the matter with you and Batman?" Bruce said calmly, "It sounds like you guys are having some trouble. What did Batman do?"

"Of course." Harry didn't mean to hide anything. After all, in Harley Quinn's heart, Bruce is Batman's man. According to Batman's attitude towards Bruce, the big black bat will never hide this innocent little prince. What.

And it is estimated that Batman will come sooner or later, he will be known sooner or later, and it is not a big deal to say it earlier.

Harley also wanted to get some words from Bruce to see what Batman meant, so she could take countermeasures.

"Remember our cooperation agreement? You were there at the time." Harley didn't even have to think about it carefully, she confided what was in her heart: "But Batman violated the contract and locked Ivy in Arkham , this is not the same as what we discussed at the beginning, "

"We're very law-abiding, we didn't do anything," Harley's expression turned ugly, "He's unilaterally breaching the contract."

"Sounds like it's too much." Bruce looked at Harry's expression and agreed.

——But this kind of excess is based on the fact that the two people really have a so-called contract, but if Batman unilaterally doesn't know... emmm, Bruce thinks it's okay, after all, he is Batman, and Ai He knew better than anyone what was going on when Wei was imprisoned.

A bunch of casualties, plus various damaged buildings.

If nothing else, it depends on the latter, Ivy is enough to go to Arkham to squat for a while.

But this cannot be said now.

The keen Bruce has already realized the difference in what Harley said about Batman, and his intuition tells him that the contract between the two parties is the problem.

"So what exactly is the content of the contract?" Bruce asked curiously as he lay lazily on the sofa.

This sentence is based on the fact that Harley just said "Bruce is also involved in the contract and is an insider". It sounds like he has torn a hole in the lie to reveal the clues.

But not a problem for Bruce.

After all, the little Prince Brussie is like this, he doesn't care about anything, just like he has been kidnapped countless times and can still hold large banquets as if nothing had happened. To put it simply, he has a big heart.

Too big a heart, too heartless.

Harry didn't think much of it at all—the contract was so long and numerous, it was a whole book as thick as turning heads, and it would be strange if Bruce said he could remember it.

Of course, even if the contract is only a word or two, it's no big deal if Bruce can't remember it.

The little prince of Gotham always lived a happy life under the wings of the big bat. It's nothing surprising that Xia Xia forgets all the things that he can worry about.

But Harry still wanted to complain: "The big bat really spoils you."

Bruce let out an undeniable "huh", sounding extraordinarily smug and at ease, and he even said confidently: "Who does he not pet me? I spent a lot of money on him! That's a lot of money!" Dabi!"

There is nothing wrong with this, after all, no matter from the point of view of the husband or from the point of view of Wayne's own money.

——Batman's wife is strict. Everyone knows that this cold big guy will only show a little softness when facing Gotham's sweet big baby. He always takes this little sweetheart as heaven and earth no way.

As far as Harley is concerned, people like Bruce Wayne are good friends. After all, if you have money, you can be generous. If you have a good relationship, you won't despise you for having no money. You can hang out with almost anyone.

But as a lover, it is very unqualified...

He's so perfect, he's quite capable of making trouble, the point is that most people still have nothing to do with him, didn't you see that Batman couldn't bear the sweet coquettishness when facing Bruce, so he had no choice but to admit it?

Taken together, Bruce Wayne can't remember the terms, and doesn't even seem to know anything about them, so there's nothing wrong with him.

But this is also normal. After all, it took a long time for Harry to memorize the thick book. The content in it makes people's scalps numb. It is because the person who drafted it is Batman, so Harry can accept it. A person who likes to cooperate or not, the □□ on her waist of Harley is not just for show, if you get upset every minute, who can say nothing?

But the person who drafted it was Batman, and Harley had no choice but to admit it.

For her own sake, Halle not only memorized the content, she even restrained her behavior and was cautious for a while.

Although there are many and complicated clauses, Harley can fully guarantee that she has never violated any point of the regulations, even if it is only a small and inconspicuous subsidiary regulation.

She even restrained her disobedient pudding baby.

And Ivy is more cautious than her, she doesn't even have disobedient little wild cats, and Batman shouldn't shoot Ivy because of emotion and reason.

"So what the heck are the regulations?" Bruce repeated his own question. "You haven't answered me that yet."

Harry rolled his eyes, what are the regulations, this is a tough question, it's a thick book, is she going to memorize it from beginning to end before Batman comes?

Farewell, she has no such idle thoughts.

But the core content can still be said. After all, Bruce seems to have really forgotten everything, and he is indeed curious. Harley doesn't mind releasing her kindness to win a little bit of negotiating with Batman later. ease.

So—"It is the prohibition of killing and the truce."

Harry looked at Bruce with a puzzled look on his face, and added: "It is forbidden to kill ordinary people, and stop fighting."

Ordinary people do not include their subordinates, and infighting means that gangsters cannot fight each other.

Of course they can exist as gangs, but the channels for obtaining funds must not violate Batman's regulations. The point is that gang fights are completely prohibited and must not interfere with the lives of ordinary people.

In this case, superficial management is very important, just like Oswald the Penguin who belongs to the Copperpot family, this guy is a leader in superficial management. , and even has many large and small companies and auction houses under him.

One word is rich.

But it's not as good as the Wayne family. After all, Wayne Enterprises is Batman's own territory.

In this state where infighting is prohibited and superficial business is open, even if Batman only stipulates that ordinary people cannot be interfered with, his subordinates are generally sane and no one will choose to do it.

After all, the hostility has not yet been resolved, and it is unwise to consume a wave of internal consumption first.

"So all of you agreed?" Bruce raised his eyebrows: "This really surprised me."

"It's nothing unexpected." Harry curled his lips, and then played with the long hair on his friend's head that hadn't been dealt with until now: "Your husband is not a good-tempered person, and the court of owls is not a good-looking person."

"The court of owls?"

"Batman didn't even tell you this?" Harry became interested, and she had a bad idea: "So, what kind of person do you think your husband is?"

This is a good question. Normally, when Bruce is asked how he feels about Batman, it is probably just a series of complaints, but now, no.

"Calm and reliable? It's not very cool to be cold." Bruce thought for a while, and added: "He's a good guy."

"Hahahaha, Bruce, then you are really cute." Harry smiled: "Batman who controls the dark side of Gotham, do you still think he is a good person?"

"Baby, you have to understand Batman's overprotective desire for his little prince." Ivy rubbed Harry's head, signaling her not to joke too much, they still have something to do with Batman to say.

But the explanation still needs to be explained. You must know that Bruce Wayne's attitude towards them is sometimes the decisive factor in Batman's attitude towards them. After all, everyone knows that Batman is a strict wife, and he is quite spoiled sweetheart.

"The Court of Owls is one of the organizations in Batman's hands, and its management scope completely covers the entire Gotham." Ivy explained: "There are also the League of Assassins and the Avengers in New York."

"Your son Damian, you found out that Tony Stark has connections with Batman, and maybe you have to count Barnes on Hydra's side."

Hydra?

Bruce was shocked.

He is familiar with this organization. After all, Little Kirk came from there. As for the difficulty and disgust of Hydra, you can know just by looking at the base where Little Kirk was born.

But judging from the current situation, from the existing information, Bruce can quite easily infer a part of the status quo of that world.

Yes, that world.

After all, although Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are crazy, they are definitely not delusional, and judging from their words, deeds and some situations, it is obvious that they have a very complete worldview. Think a little bit about the clown and the twins who are suspected of being affected by the rules and become Omega. The current situation of Harvey Dent, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy is not difficult to explain.

Harry and Ivy over there didn't know that the seemingly innocent little prince in front of him had already guessed something based on their words.

Harley was still talking blah blah: "That's why I said Batman protected him too well. He is the only one in the whole family who doesn't know anything, even the youngest Kirkwayne knows more than him. "

Ivy: "You have to understand, if it weren't for that, he wouldn't be Bruce Wayne."

That made sense, and Harry fell silent.

But Bruce on one side became active again: "Kirk Wayne?"

Most of the influence of the parallel world comes from space loopholes. Bruce had contacted Zatanna and Constantine when he suspected that the double-faced man was an Omega, and had some understanding of this matter.

In the words of these two people, if the people in this universe are affected by the rules of the parallel universe from outside, or there are loopholes in this universe due to some special reasons, the parallel universe over there happens to have a mutual attraction point with this universe, so the rules are leaked In the future, either the two universes are about to collide, so the rules produce fusion.

The latter cannot exist. After all, Strange has been very peaceful for a while. If the universe really collides, it is absolutely impossible for the Supreme Mage to remain silent.

So it's the former.

It made Bruce think about his young son Kirk Jr.'s tentacles somehow getting lost outside, which is probably the so-called attraction point.

With the ABO Injustice and Arkham Knight parallel universe precedent, Bruce accepts this well.

But no matter which of these two worlds, it did not appear, or in other words, Kirk Wayne did not appear for the time being, and Ghost Blade, the code name in Hydra, did not exist.

But judging from the information leaked by the clown girl, the situation in the world that affects them is completely different-that world has Kirk Wayne.

Harry glanced at Bruce: "Your own young son, Kirkwayne."

"Ten years old, I remember? Hydra came out." Harley didn't hide a bit, this is a well-known thing in her heart: "Being Batman's right-hand man, his status in the court of owls is only Second to Batman, and seems to have some connection with Hydra."

"So it really is Batman..." Harry said inexplicably, "I don't know when Baby Pudding will give me such a promising son, or maybe a daughter."

"Baby, it probably needs more in-depth training from you." Poison Ivy curled her lips: "The little wild cat will always have its own thoughts, you have to tame it."

Harry snorted, as a tacit consent.

Bruce on the side spoke slowly at this time: "Are you talking about clowns?"

"Yeah, my pudding baby." Harley showed off, "You probably haven't seen it. When Pudding becomes obedient, if our cooperation with Batman continues, I'll bring it out for you to see. "

Bruce: "..." No, he didn't want to see the Joker.

In fact, Bruce has only one doubt now, and that is——

"What's the matter with having children? Can clowns have children?"

"Why not?" Harry looked very strange: "My body is fine, and Pudding's body is also fine. What's the problem with having a baby?"

Bruce: "...no, I mean gender..."

"Pudin is a woman." Harry said: "Although the clown doesn't sound like it? But Pudding likes to do this, I can guarantee that Pudding is a real woman."

Bruce: "...and you? I mean, you and Ivy?"

Harry: "...Bruce, we are all men, just like you are a man, what's the problem?"

Bruce: "No, no." The little prince obviously didn't expect this.

He vaguely felt that that world might be a bit special, not only the characters' experience, but also some subtle gender or other problems.

……

While Bruce was talking, Clark had already arrived downstairs at the Wayne Hotel.

As Batman, it is impossible for Clark to go up, but he is not very proficient in using the rope gun. Considering that he is representing Bruce's identity, Clark decisively stopped his behavior of wasting weapons, and quickly found a There was no one and no place to monitor, so I flew up directly.

Bruce's location was easy to find, with a large balcony.

After Clark flew up, he only needed to find a place to flip down, and he would not be exposed at all.

And in fact it is.

The three people inside were still chatting casually, and Bruce was sitting on the side near the balcony, looking very casual.

The moment Clark appeared on the balcony wearing the bat armor, he realized the fact that someone had come in.

Through the reflection of the wine glass, Bruce saw [Batman] on the other side of the window.

Clark is actually taller and bigger than Bruce, but thanks to the close fit of the nano armor and the two pointed ears on Batman's head that can kill people, this kind of height and body shape is not exceptional. obvious.

In particular, Bruce had expected that what Alfred gave Clark was a set of armor that looked thicker, so the difference in size was covered up.

Bruce was the first to notice Clark's arrival than Halle and Ivy, but he didn't react until Halle and Ivy reacted.

This reaction is very special.

Well, for Clark, it can be said to be very special.

After all, Bruce Wayne and Batman are on the surface the relationship between an investor and an investee. Although there are gossip about Batman and Bruce Wayne's various gossips and hot fans, in fact, the relationship between the two seems to be the same. It's just average.

So even if Clark could wear the bat armor, he didn't think he would be treated friendly by Bruce.

Well, it's just what he thinks.

In fact, this kind of feeling is really true. If Bruce hadn’t just learned about his sticky relationship with Batman from Harley and Ivy, this feeling would not be a feeling but a fact, but... …Bruce just knew it now.

According to the information revealed by Harley, and the micro-expression when Harley mentioned the relationship between Batman and him, Bruce easily analyzed it. In Harley's eyes, or in other words, in their world, Bruce relationship with Batman.

Cold, non-existent.

Bruce wants to be enthusiastic, and extra enthusiastic, very enthusiastic, he must be a spoiled wayward little prince.

This is not difficult, after all, Bruce Wayne's external appearance is exactly this image, but now this image must actually fall on Batman.

It's ok.

The big bat, the dramatist, said that these are all small problems.

So the moment Batman appeared, this big baby jumped out enthusiastically from the sofa, and with a pounce, he was hugged by Clark who was suddenly startled.

"Why are you here now?" Brucey's baby's sweet voice sounded, and Clark was stunned.

At the moment when he hugged Bruce helplessly, he saw the expressions on the faces of Harry and Ivy [I knew you two would definitely do this again].

Clark: "..."

Clark locked in the Batmobile because the lead compartment didn't hear anything.

——No, I just left for a while, what happened now?

The author has something to say:

[-] in [-]!The class is full in the morning, and I secretly code words, so the third one may be a little later, just...before twelve o'clock, maybe a little earlier, but twelve o'clock at the latest.

PS: [J] This shell is not transgender, but can change gender. Whether to change depends on Kirk's own ideas, but he doesn't want to, so he doesn't.