[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Tony is not a kid anymore, he is also a playboy, he knows what the bedroom means better than anyone else.

But Tony wasn't worried about his childhood.

——Bruce Wayne, the rich little prince of Gotham, Clark Kent, a poor little reporter for the Metropolitan Planet Daily, these two pairs together, no one will doubt that Bruce Wayne will suffer.

If it was Bruce facing Batman, Tony might still be worried, but Clark... doesn't exist.

After all, the little reporter looks poor, cowardly, and innocent. You can guess what the situation is like with the last provocative and experienced Brucey baby.

"How long have they been in?" Tony continued.

Little Kirk thought for a moment: "Five minutes and thirty seconds."

Tony: "...Okay."

More than five minutes, according to Bruce's habit, after going in for so long, it has actually been done.

Tony's trip here is not a big deal, he just wanted to talk to Bruce about something, so he wasn't in such a hurry. After knowing that he came at the wrong time, Tony didn't bother to bother his little boy, so he simply found a seat on the sofa Come down and watch the little Kirk on the ground continue to sit there and build Lego.

……

Regarding Iron Man's visit, Bruce was notified when the golden and red armor arrived over Gotham, let alone Tony entered Wayne Manor. In fact, if Bruce didn't know, just look at the moment Tony triggered Alert, it is still not easy for him to land safely. After all, the Wayne Group is Batman's base camp. Who can not do something in the base camp?nonexistent.

Quickly stopping what he was doing, Bruce quickly came to his bedroom from the Batcave through a separate passage.

After confirming that Clark was also coming up, Bruce turned around in a swift manner, and then tore Clark's poor shirt in seconds.

Two of the buttons were missing, and it looked a little pitiful on the ground, and the tie was torn open and half hanging.

When Clark subconsciously had no resistance, the little reporter's face instantly turned red by Bruce's behavior.

But he calmed down quickly, considering that it was impossible for Bruce to suddenly become interested in him, plus there was Tony Stark outside, Clark quickly realized something unusual, and turned his suspicious eyes to the bat Xia: "...Bruce?"

The little reporter is indeed very attractive in this way. If you ignore the Superman uniform under his shirt, assuming that it is the exposed muscles... To be honest, it will be a bit like some violent forced scene.

Um, or not a bit like it, but very like it.

After all, there are still many people who covet Superman's body...

But Bruce's face was cold and unwavering, and he didn't give Clarke a look. He just said, "Tony is outside."

Facing Clark's slightly puzzled eyes, Bruce added: "He knows the two of us are in the bedroom."

OK, decrypted.

A little reporter who was rumored to be taken care of, and a playboy who took care of the little reporter. Maybe the two of them just talked in the bedroom, and they didn't do anything while chatting?

impossible.

Clark looked at his torn shirt, and looked at Bruce pitifully: "Then what should I do?"

"The clothes are in the closet, pick them out yourself." Bruce didn't give a single look: "You can come out later."

After finishing speaking, he left the bedroom without looking back, leaving only Clark with a slightly erratic gaze.

……

Tony Stark was a little unbelievable that Fa Xiao came out of the bedroom so quickly. After all, it is reasonable to say that Tony felt that he would have to wait for at least a few hours. If he went too far, he would not be able to wait for anyone today. Not impossible.

When did Tony wait for someone else?nonexistent.

But if this person is his child Bruce, then Tony feels that he can accept it. After all, although Bruce is an adult, in Tony's eyes, he is no different from a simple child.

Even if the child was in the room with the little reporter he kept a second ago, he didn't know what to do...

"I thought you'd come out later." Tony leaned back on the couch and looked at Bruce.

Bruce was obviously a little surprised by Tony's arrival, the expression on his face did not seem to be fake, he walked over quickly: "Tony? Why are you here today? I thought you would at least send me a message."

"An incomprehensible communication during your happy time?" Tony raised his eyebrows: "Then I probably won't be able to wait for you to answer."

"Maybe." Bruce sat next to Tony very naturally. Bruce Wayne in Bruce Wayne's baby state is simply sweet and scary, even though he is already the father of three boys, some innocent and innocent behaviors are on him It's really not against the peace at all.

After all, this is Bruce Wayne, the little prince who is well protected in Gotham, and no one will think that there is anything wrong with Bruce being so simple.

Tony felt the same way.

He looked at Bruce, whose hair was a little messy, and looked in the direction of the bedroom.

It had been gently taken over there when Bruce came out just now, and Tony didn't have clairvoyant eyes, so he couldn't see what was going on inside, but this didn't prevent Tony from guessing something.

Watching Kirk, who stood up from the ground as soon as his father appeared, and then quickly ran over to hug Bruce, and Bruce, who caught the cub and began to knead the cub quite naturally, Tony indicated the direction of the room.

"What about the one inside? You don't care?"

"Who?" Bruce took a sip of Zai Zai and looked up. Seeing Tony's gesture, he came back to his senses: "You mean Clark?"

"Don't worry about him."

Speaking of this, Bruce seems to be a little angry, and he looks annoyed: "When the annoying little reporter is always puzzled, some small tastes are not willing to cooperate, I just want to try new tricks , he actually rejected me."

"No one can refuse Bruce Wayne." Baby Bruce said, "I'm going to hang him for a while."

Tony: "So that's why you ran out within minutes?"

Bruce snorted uncompromisingly, acquiescing.

This looks quite willful, but it's okay for Baby Bruce to be willful. After all, he is the little prince of Gotham, and a big baby with money and good looks always has special privileges.

Tony didn't comment on that.

Bruce is not a vengeful character. The sweet little prince of Gotham looked much happier after complaining about the disobedient little reporter he kept.

He moved a little closer to Tony, looking a little curious: "So, I'm done talking about my business, Tony, you haven't talked about your business yet." He pointed to the closed gate of Wayne Manor, Pointing to Tony again: "So what did you come to see me for? You came in person."

"What? I can't come in person?" Tony crossed his arms.

Bruce: "No, but you're Iron Man, from New York." He meant something: "And this is Gotham, which belongs to Batman's territory. I think he might be unhappy."

"Who cares if he's high or not." Tony can ignore the regulations of the United States and fly around in his armor. He is not a rule-abiding person at all, especially since Tony doesn't like Batman at all.

But in order to express his small emotions, Tony still didn't say anything. After all, he knew that Bruce Wayne had a relationship with Batman. As a sponsor of the Justice League, Tony didn't really want to embarrass Bruce.

But only this.

Tony didn't want to talk about that annoying big bat at this time, he decisively changed the topic, and asked why he came here today: "Don't you want to know why I came here today?"

Bruce nodded quickly.

Tony: "It's because of your banquet." Speaking of this, Tony felt annoyed. After all, he suddenly announced that he would hold a banquet for the little reporter he had taken care of when he was young.

Playful banquets don't matter, after all, this kind of banquet is held by Bruce Wayne once every three days, and Tony himself is similar, just a playful nature, but this kind of introducer's banquet is different, although it seems to be just a cutscene , but the connotation inside is quite obvious.

When Tony heard that Bruce Wayne was going to hold a banquet for Clark Kent, a little-known little reporter, he made a quick decision and couldn't help but come over.

Tony has reasonable reasons to suspect that Bruce was bewitched by this little reporter. After all, once the banquet is held, Clark's status will be different.

Especially since Bruce has never made an exception to hold a banquet for anyone else, the prominence of this status is extremely important, not to mention that as far as Tony knows, Clark seems to have lived in Wayne Manor for a long time. The cub who had been with him for a while, came and went like this, no matter how you look at it, it looks like he is about to become the second male master of Wayne Manor.

In Tony's eyes, Bruce is very simple, it's okay to play around, but if it's serious, then you have to be extremely cautious.

"You don't know the meaning of this kind of banquet, so how to say... Is this for real?"

Clark heard Tony's words when he opened the door, almost subconsciously, the little reporter pricked up his ears and became nervous about Bruce's next answer.

After all, Bruce had briefly explained to him about the banquet in the Batcave just now, and Clark knew what identity he was playing.

But he just thought it was an ordinary banquet, just like the ones Bruce had, but now, according to Tony, it doesn't seem like it?

Clark tensed for a moment.

Contrary to him, Bruce's casual state, this baby Bruce obviously didn't take this banquet very seriously.

"It's just a banquet. I like him very much. Clark is good at taking care of children. It's okay to introduce." Bruce waved to Clark, who was already standing at the door of the bedroom wearing his shirt.

Then, under Tony's eyelids, Bruce hugged Clark's neck, and he said affectionately, "You will like this banquet very much, won't you?"

Bruce lowered his voice: "I like it enough...don't reject some of my little ideas, right?"

Clark: "..."

Clark faced Tony's gaze [It really was you who seduced me from my simple childhood], and said with difficulty: "Yes."

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