[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

When Dick came back, what he saw was a little reporter who was excited to bring a cub, and a fluffy ball who was reluctant but very well-behaved.

Little Kirk is very repulsive to people other than Bruce. Superman was able to hold Little Kirk smoothly without being harassed, and he knew it was Bruce's order.

But I have to say that little Kirk is really cute, even if he is expressionless now, he is still cute.

A fluffy mass, the bat's one-piece pajamas were the right size for him, and when the hat was put on, the two small spikes on the top of the hat and a little bit of black hair protruding from the bottom of the hat could be seen.

Little Kirk's hair color is as deep black as Bruce's. It looks cute and soft to the touch. When you look down and you can't see your face, just look at the little hair that is exposed, and you can't help but think of some kind of soft hair. small creatures.

And when he raised his head, the soft feeling was diluted a lot.Instead, there is some kind of rising favor.

Little Kirk looks really sweet, the kind that touches people's hearts.

A pair of eyes are like cosmic fragments falling in the summer night, clean and pure.

Even with a stern temperament, it doesn't look so fierce, but seems to be pretending to be serious.

This made him look like a little black cat trying to use its not-so-huge body to intimidate the opposite golden retriever who was more than a star and a half older than him when facing Superman.

It's so cute, I really want people to go up and pinch it.

Dick walked over involuntarily, obeying his inner thoughts, and pinched his cheek under Little Kirk's fierce eyes.

Kirk didn't speak, he was upset.

But my father took this boy called "Dick" very seriously, and for whatever reason, he couldn't do anything.

Even if you are angry, you can only endure it.

Little Kirk turned around silently, and turned his back to Dick, revealing a pair of small black wings behind him.

Dick smiled and stretched out his hands to rub the little wings, not caring about little Kirk's attitude.

It's hard to say whether Kirk's attitude towards Dick is better or his attitude towards Clark is better, but if you have to choose a favorite among people other than his father, Kirk chooses...'Alfred' .

That's right, the housekeeper.

At least compared to the silly little reporter who is keen on pinching his belly, rubbing his fur, and raising his head high, and the mother bird Dick who may threaten his status, he can make delicious cookies, and he is already old and white Alfred still has a little bit of status in Ghost Blade's heart.

Specifically, the moment Alfred appeared in front of Ghost Blade, he turned his head away.

He didn't speak or move, just staring at the old butler of Wayne Manor.

This look simply melted the heart of the old housekeeper.

Of course he understood what little Master Kirk meant: he wished he could go and carry him to his father.

This can be regarded as the first important thing that Kirk has realized since he developed self-awareness, that is, in Wayne Manor, the butler is the only person above his father.

For example, sometimes, when the father didn't want to drink milk and tried to secretly pour the milk to little Kirk who was obediently drinking the milk, Alfred just came over to take a look, and the father would obediently drink the milk.

Another example is that sometimes, with the acquiescence of the old butler, Kirk can eat the cookies that belong to his father, and his father will not be angry, but Dick cannot.

To sum up, if Alfred could take him away and hand him to his father, then his father would not be angry.

Little Kirk thought very seriously.

But Alfred didn't move, as if he didn't see Kirk's eyes, he led Dick away with a smile on his face.

Little Kirk: "..."

Little Kirk stopped talking, he turned his head back and buried it in Clark's plump chest muscles.

- out of sight is out of mind.

This series of actions caught everyone who saw this scene.

Batman in the Batcave stared at the screen for a long time without moving, and Dick couldn't help but want to turn back and rub his brother's little head. K chose Dick's butler, Mr. Alfred—

"Master is working now, I think he would like to be with you, Master Kirk, during his rest time."

The housekeeper came back and rubbed little Kirk's head: "But before that, Master Kirk, how about a delicious cookie?"

Little Kirk turned his head slightly, two eyes poking out from Clark's chest.

After a while, he nodded slowly.

……

The crisis was resolved, and only the silly new daddy reporter and a bat dumpling were left in Nuoda's room.

The old housekeeper only came to deliver two cookies, and then disappeared into the room again.

Two copies, one for Kirk and one for Clark.

But Little Kirk not only inherited Bruce's face, but also Bruce's terrifying possessiveness.

Since Alfred only talked about the cookies with Little Kirk before, Little Kirk naturally acquiesced that the two copies in front of him belonged to him.

Therefore, when Clark's eyes fell on the cookie, Little Kirk, who was originally compelled by Bruce's order, was not happy.

Very unhappy.

But you can't kill, you can't hurt this stupid man in front of you.

So Little Kirk chose the curve to save the country.

—he moved all the cookies to a plate and handed the empty plate to Clark.

Those blue eyes just looked at Clark like this, clean, with pure righteousness.

Clark: "..."

Clark seemed to understand something, and he tentatively reached out to the plate containing the cookies.

Then the stomach was lightly kicked by the little feet nestled there, and a mini version of Bruce's disapproving gaze was given as a gift.

Clark: "..."

Clark said he kind of wanted to laugh.

He withdrew his hand: "Okay, okay, if I don't fight with you, it's all yours." He paused: "But you should be able to eat so much, right, B... I mean Bruce shouldn't limit your little Cookie intake?"

Little Kirk didn't speak, he had already started to eat quietly.

But Clark seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and started talking, and he began to wonder why Little Kirk didn't talk to him.

In fact, Clark noticed a long time ago, no matter when Dick appeared or when Alfred asked Kirk what to say, this little kid who was only a little bit old didn't speak.

Little Kirk can't speak, can he?

Clark felt something was wrong.

He looked around—there was no one else, but Clark knew there must be surveillance cameras here, and Batman might be watching.

But the kind of vigorous dad who is a new father is emotional, no one can stop it, not even Superman,

After struggling for a few seconds, Clark gave in. He stubbornly ignored all kinds of situations that he might be attacked by Batman in the future, and began to try to lure the bat cub in his arms to call him dad.

However, no response.

Little Kirk looked at him expressionlessly, as if looking at a fool.

Finally, he pressed the last half-eaten cookie into Clark's mouth.

at last.

The world is quiet.

The author has something to say:

Clark: Quick!son!call me papa!

Little Kirk: Doesn't want to talk to you, and casts a disapproving look at you from a miniature Batman.

PS: I found that some babies don't understand, so I will focus on explaining the meaning of "free" here.

"free free" comes from "Detroit Become Human", a console game that was quite popular in the past few years. It is probably the story of bionics fighting for human rights and freedom. There are three protagonists in it, all of whom are bionics. The logo is blue on the temple. The aperture will change color as the mood changes, for example, there will be a difference between "yellow" and "red" when you are emotional.

Because "free" means freedom and free, so the pursuit of freedom by bionics means "free for everyone". emmm, that's about it. There are some explanations that are not very good. Babies who know it in the comment area can also add it.Love you guys, refills!