Raid that dungeon lord

Pei Yi dragged his suitcase, with the kobold's treasure map hidden in his arms, and stood outside the barrier of the Heart of the Night dungeon.

The hall of the upper demon's city lord is so big, there must be empty rooms.No creature would reject a succubus' invitation from the night. Although Pei Yi was not very familiar with the succubus rules, he could still remember the sentence written on the cover.

Looking up at the sky, 7 of the 6 moons have fallen, and only the last one is still struggling to give off a dim light.It was in such a dark sky that Pei Yi developed a honeyed self-confidence.

He tore open the gap in the barrier at the same place during the day, and after passing through, he turned around and carefully closed the barrier.

The Hell Gem Tree transformed into a server suddenly shook its branches and leaves.Because Louis said that he wanted to detect other programs, he hosted it on the server.So the moment Pei Yi tore the barrier, the server noticed it.

Unlike Louis, the server didn't know about other plots, so when he saw Pei Yi walking towards him dragging a box, he only knew that this was the NPC who broke in before, but he didn't know that it was actually the succubus in the expansion pack.

However, even ordinary NPCs should not enter the Heart of the Night dungeon at this time.Because the game has not opened up the interaction between players and NPCs, this point, this underground, should not have a third creature besides Louis and his server-no matter what.

The server is very yearning for his free life in the future, so he is vigilant against all things that may become bugs.Of course, he also "proficiently grasps" the preferences and trends of the patrons' fathers.So, after seeing Pei Yi, the server's first reaction was: who is he?Why did he show up again?The second reaction: This modeling is OK, the sponsor's father likes it.Well, he can stay.

Even if it is a BUG, ​​as long as the players like it, as long as it does not affect the operation of the game, then it is a good BUG.

Pei Yi walked slowly to the main hall of the dungeon in the Heart of the Night dungeon. He didn't rush in, but took a look around the Hell Gem Tree first.

What a beautiful tree.Dominated by anger during the day, not paying attention to the surrounding environment, now, look at these ruby ​​​​like crystals, how charming.Pei Yi stretched out his hand and touched the branches of the Hell Gem Tree.

In the underground world, wood is a scarce material, and the few underground forests are monopolized by powerful dungeons.Of course, this is not enough to be the reason for Pei Yi to lay hands on a tree.There are not many underground forests, but Pei Yi's family also owns one. If he wants to touch the trees in the underground forest, he can find all the trees in his own underground forest.The problem is, this is a tree in the city, a hell gem tree.

Due to the foundation problem of the dungeon, it is difficult to see trees in the city.Not to mention the Hell Gem Tree which has special requirements on the growing environment.This is a tree that needs a majestic dark breath to irrigate it.It is said that the more dazzling the gem crystals on the Hell Gem Tree, the more intense the dark atmosphere where it grows.

But the question is - aren't the Heart of the Night dungeon and the Glory of the Eternal Moon dungeon side by side?In the same piece of land, do the soils differ so much?

Pei Yi didn't feel the difference in the dark power on the land, which meant that there were other reasons why the hell gem tree grew so lushly.what is it then?Pei Yi's itching was unbearable, he wanted to find out the reason, and when he figured it out, he went back to ask his second brother for seeds, and he also planted one for his dungeon.When attracting the people in the future, the hell gem will be thrown there, and the gem will crystallize and bloom, what a lot of faces.

The server looked at this modeled NPC that must be very popular with players, touched him to the left and right, and felt... some enjoyment.

While rippling, the server suddenly felt chilly on his feet.What's the matter?Why did you massage the ground just now, and the next second it turned into digging?Seeing that Pei Yi was about to dig his tree roots, the server screamed in Louis's mind: "Help! A succubus molested me. Your dungeon core is about to be dug out, come and save me!" .”

Louis, who was selecting the appropriate program in the new NPC, raised his eyebrows: "What?"

Without further ado, the server removed the hosting authority, and all the authority of the Heart of the Night dungeon returned to Louis.

Then, the expression on Louis' face froze for a moment.

In his perception, the succubus hollowed out the surroundings of the Hell Gem Tree.He knelt beside the dug deep pit, tilted his tail and the part where the tail was connected, and pointed his head into the pit to observe what it was.

Very warped, very round, very——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The screams sounded again.

Louis: "Tsk." The next second, the connection with the server was cut off.

His figure disappeared suddenly, and then he appeared at the gate of the Heart of the Night dungeon.

Louis didn't make a sound. Amidst the rustling of the hell gem tree, he walked towards Pei Yi step by step, and grabbed the little peach heart tail that was twisting left and right with his wide palm.

"Good evening, little succubus."

The server will be opened tomorrow, and tonight, he doesn't mind having an in-depth exchange between programs.Louis thought comfortably.

Pei Yi jumped up suddenly, clutching his tailbone, his ears bursting red: "You you you—"

Louis raised his eyebrows: "Could it be, didn't you come to spend a lonely night with me?"

When Pei Yi thought about it, it seemed to be oh.So he nodded slightly: "Yes sir, would you like to share your bedroom with me?"

Louis spread his hands: "Come here, little succubus. You will like it."

The upper level demon brought the succubus into the hall of the city lord, and the server shook his leaves desperately: "???? What's the situation? What are you doing? Does Momo care about my roots? I think I won't be able to stand up. Are you stable? Hey—"

In the end, the server broke the online connection on its own accord.

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When all 7 moons rise, a new day comes.Pei Yi got up from the bed, and said good morning to his roommate, the upper demon, with sleepy eyes.

Louis said blankly, "Morning."

Pei Yi woke up again holding the quilt. He looked at Louis and said shyly, "You don't look well. It's because I didn't sleep well at night. Did it affect you?"

Louis: "No, it's not your problem. It's my problem."

Before the server opened, Louis sent Pei Yi away and called out the server.

Servers today, look a little neurotic.

Server: "What are you yelling about? Ah? What are you yelling at? Do you know what day it is? Today is the day when the patrons and fathers visit us. I must perform well today, and I must not drop the connection."

Louis sneered: "You will be disconnected after 300 people log in? Then you might as well pray that the computer room doesn't burn down today. Really, the possibility of problems in the computer room is higher than the server overload."

Server: "Ah, shut up. Don't curse me."

Louis sneered again.

Server: "There's something wrong with you. Is there something wrong with you? Why are you acting weird today? You both left yesterday, and you didn't even give me a corner of your eye. Why are you doing this to me today? I did something wrong What?"

Louis twitched his lips, pointed at his indescribable parts and said, "What's going on? Why do you think I'm angry? I don't even know that I'm actually cold and cold."

"!!!......" Server: "This, I haven't remembered it unless you tell me. You know, we are a holographic game. A very real holographic game. All the things that can be done in the real world, we We can do it. We can do things that can’t be done in the real world. Including the cough and harmony part. In order to pass the review, we developed the youth mode, anti-addiction mode, and green and clean mode accordingly. During the internal test period, these modes It's all about opening. So—"

Louis: "I'm an AI."

Server: "What's wrong with AI? Can AI do whatever it wants?"

Louis disconnected you.

The server muttered a few more words, ready to start the server wholeheartedly.

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"The Strongest Dungeon" closed beta officially started, 300 closed beta players logged into the game on time at 8 o'clock - no, the real online rate is only 76 people, and 7 of them are game bloggers, game companies Specifically for advertising.They want to be the first to release game information, so they directly used the system template shape, and the other 69 people are also players who don't care about the character image at all.The rest of the internal beta players and some game bloggers with special concerns got stuck in the preparation process before entering the game.

why?

Because the characters are so ugly that players can't see them.

[Hi everyone, I am the Dean.Today I will take you to experience this holographic game "The Strongest Dungeon". Everyone has seen the CG, and the modeling is very shocking.Now I want to tell you that the character modeling is also very shocking to you.

First, we choose Goblins.Yes, that's right, you are green and half the height of an average human being.Long nose, pointed ears, I have tried to shorten this nose, but there is really no way to save it, if there is any good-looking data that can be pinched by a big hand, please help me.Oh, by the way, although you are green, the shade of green can be adjusted. Are you happy?

In fact, this game does a good job of pinching the face. It can really pinch the whole face, including the height and limbs. I just tried stretching the arms and legs to a twisted degree.I want to tell you that it is possible, but not necessary.Because you will not be able to walk normally.

Let's adjust the face pinching data again... emmmm, forget it, let's choose slime. ]

ten minutes later

[Friends, this game is poisonous.If the slime is squeezed into a ball, the field of vision is so short?I don't even have hands and feet, how can I walk? ]

"Hhhh, Dean, you might as well choose a system template shape."

"There is a big hand next door challenging the handsome Goblin. This game is really powerful."

"I'm dying laughing, just this slime. You can bounce and walk hahahaha."

"Why don't I have an activation code, I also want to play this pinch face."

"Damn it, the little madman next door has already seen the city lord, ahhh, the city lord A exploded!"