Raid that dungeon lord

The final boss battle of the second test version of "The Strongest Dungeon" started under the rain of a blood moon.

The dean's voice will always be remembered in the history of dungeon games.Because he misidentified his teammates, spoke to the hostile NPC, and then was chased like a dog, the scene was faithfully recorded by the screen recorder of the bad game company.

Not only was it crazily "hahaha" on the post bar forum, but also the foundation of the auxiliary plug-in for identifying NPCs and players since then.

Dean, thus became an important stroke in the history of dungeon games.

Of course, these are all things to say, the dean is still running wildly at this time.

He felt that the heavy rain in the game today was heavier than the night when Yiping asked her father for money. Why was he the only one running in the empty Heart of the Night dungeon?

Oh, the silent world.Are waiting for the fate of being destroyed!

And he, Dean!Shouldering the responsibility of awakening the entire world, he is the savior of the underground world!He is the Chosen One!

"Hey, Dean. What are you doing?" A cat-eared girl player stopped the dean who was running like a lunatic: "Have you noticed that you are affected by the weather system and run very slowly, hahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter , you are now in a sluggish state of about five times the speed."

Dean: "?" Fuck, what a savior, what a rush, the dream is broken.

The cat-ear girl player, that is, Meng Wang, pulled the dean and continued to chatter: "What did you shout just now? The delay is too much, and you can't connect what you said. What Sakamoto? Is there any player named Sakamoto? It’s about forcing the king.”

Dean: "..."

Meng Wang read an English sentence of fireball technique, and used the fireball to evaporate the rainwater on the dean's body, canceling the slow buff on him.

Dean: "I didn't say Sakamoto, I said version BOSS! Just now I have a tauren chasing me! It's an enemy attack! Version boss, the tauren under the horned demon! Look, you look out! So many black Shadow Army, the ultimate mainline is coming!"

Meng Dynasty took a look: "What are you here? Are you talking about the game CG that was inserted just now? We are still discussing, this game has finally released a normal plot CG, let's watch the animation together on all servers."

Speaking of this, Meng Wang paused: "Wait, so the Beastman NPC talking to the Tauren in the CG animation is actually you? Fuck, brother, how did you become the CG hero? I want to learn! "

Dean: "I said I don't know, do you believe me? When I ran just now, there was no one in the entire main city! Where did you all go? I was almost beaten to death by the tauren."

Meng Wang: "You are acting in a movie, we are watching a movie."

While the two were talking, other players gathered one after another and said in a hurry: "The male lead quickly take a photo with me, I'm going to the forum to show off."

"Dean, do you think I am an NPC or a player now? Do you have any psychological shadow?" This is what a tauren player said.

Another half-orc player said: "I think you should have a psychological shadow when you play tauren. If there is a melee after that, you will definitely be attacked as mobs."

The Tauren player said: "How good can the Beastman be? He looks almost as good as the other side."

Beastman players felt offended: "What's the same? The Beastman set by the game company looks the same as the Stitch Monster's failed surgery. We pinch our faces much better than them. At least my head is my head, and my ears are ears. Little Blame the Beastman, is that a human? It’s a bunch of combined human organs.”

"Damn, anyway, I have to suggest the game company to identify the plug-in, otherwise I'll make it up myself—"

"Fuck, brother, shut up." Meng Wang covered the mouth of the player who said the plug-in: "If you continue, you will be on the list of gods. This game is serious about plug-ins."

The players gathered together to chat, and the red hat came over to take a look, and rarely scolded them.

The players who were used to being yelled at by the red hat even felt that something was missing today.

The red hat is smoking a pipe and looking into the distance.The players also imitated his appearance and looked into the distance.

"What is the red hat looking at?"

"do not know."

"Then what are we looking at?"

"Where the red hat is looking."

"Then what—" before the words could be said, the player suddenly shut up.

Because everyone has seen it.

A super-large pumpkin cart is gradually revealed in the heavy rain.The pumpkin cart pulled by 50 ground lizards is completely different from the exquisite pumpkin cart in fairy tales. It should be a Halloween pumpkin. The windows on the pumpkin cart look like five senses and yellow and orange flame color.

The 50 ground lizards gradually slowed down, and the pumpkin cart stopped in front of the red hat.

A black bow floated steadily in the air like a red hat.

The red hat bowed slightly in the direction of the bow: "Good afternoon, Mr. Manager."

"Steward!? A bow is the steward!?"

"Do we still have an NPC in charge here?"

"Aren't you going to read the official setting? The manager is a transparent family. Wearing a bow tie to show existence understand?"

"I've always thought that Lao Lu has some hidden secrets about using the Transparency Manager. For example, because the butler can't see, he can pass things to Lao Lu when he is doing anything?"

"Do anything?"

"The point is to do it, four tones?"

"Hey hey hey hey."

"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

"Shut up, Red Cap is talking to the steward. What's in the pumpkin cart?"

The players didn't hear what the red hat and the manager said.All they saw was the lowering of the bow and the red cap nodding.

Then the bow floated away, towards the Santo's Hall.It seems that the manager has let go, and the following plot is probably dominated by the red hat.

Sure enough, the red hat cleared his throat, and said to the players: "Ahem, new citizens, Master Louis specially mobilized a group of professional magicians from his former dungeon to assist the various skill instructors. They are excellent magicians and your seniors. If you have any difficulties in the future, you can ask them for help. Now, stop being idle and go to work quickly.

As you should have seen before, the malicious provocations from the Greathorn Dungeon have been sent to us through the magical network.What should we do? "

The players were stunned for a moment, then saw the system prompt, followed the system prompt and shouted their slogans.

"Dedicate your loyalty to Lord Louis! Make the Horned Demon regret living in Darkness!"

[Ding—the fighting spirit is activated.During the provocative mission of the Horned Demon, the stats of all players on the server will increase by 10%, the speed of skill proficiency will increase, and the drop rate of all monsters, including dungeon monsters, will increase by 5%. Show your loyalty to the city lord, and you will not lose. 】

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Glory of Eternal Moon Dungeon.

The commercial street is still the busiest place in the dungeon. Recently, the people next door have super purchasing power. Pei Yi is very happy counting his small coffers.

But this small amount of money is not enough to hire a construction team to complete his dungeon construction in a hurry.

So Pei Yi set his sights on Bo Yi.

"Brother, I'm going to buy some beautiful clothes and jewelry to attend the invitation of Lord Louis. Would you like to go shopping with me?"

When Boy heard that my beloved brother actually dressed himself up for a wild male devil, his displeasure with Louis instantly deepened.

But still agreed to Pei Yi's request.

"Okay, I'll accompany you." He must choose a match that Louis would never want to take a second look at, and make his eyes hot!make him blind!

The magic flying carpet is activated, and the destination is the AB dungeon.

Pei Yi walked into the Succubus clothing store in the commercial street familiarly.He picked up a small leather jacket and compared it to himself: "Does it look good?"

"Looks good, cutie, you look good in anything you wear!" The succubus lady in the store flicked her tail excitedly, wishing she could hug Pei Yi into her arms and hold her against her chest to love her dearly.

Boi: "No, it's not good-looking. It's too ordinary. My dear brother, I suggest you try that—" He stretched out his hand, pointing to the opposite door of the succubus clothing store.

Miss Succubus twitched her mouth: "You are the strangest big devil I have ever seen. You actually let the little cutie wear human pudding clothes!?"

Yes, the store opposite Poi pointed to is a very small store.The main business is different clothing PLAY, and there are all kinds of clothing in the surface world.What is a fully patched suit?Their treasures are the battle armor and robes that were ripped off from Seraphim on the battlefield.

In the underground world, some creatures who like to play role-playing will come to this store to buy some clothes.It is usually used for playing war games, so the most popular clothes in this store are actually the work clothes of the Temple of Light or Heaven.Angel costumes, paladin costumes, mage robes, and of course the bright sacrificial robes that sell poorly in war games.

Because the function of the light priests is to pray to the gods, there is no place for hands-on in the war game.You can't do your hands, what kind of shit is that in the underground world.What's so fun about this game?

However, the sales of war games are poor, but other places are strangely popular.

Bright sacrificial robes are surprisingly popular in the underground world of pornography.Role-playing, big demon X little priest, this kind of trick is familiar to succubi.

So, after Miss Succubus finished speaking, she turned her head and thought of something.

"Oh, I see. You brother, what are you embarrassed to say? You are not referring to the patched clothes of humans, are you this? Come and see."

Poy: "?" What happened?Why are things going in a direction he didn't expect?

Pei Yi followed Miss Succubus to the inner room of the store.

Miss Succubus pulled the curtain, and the entire row of bright sacrificial robes, maid outfits, and angel christening robes shone with a milky white halo that is not common in the underground world.

Pei Yi took a closer look, and it turned out that fluorescent powder was sprinkled on the clothes.

Miss Succubus: "Oh, it's so pure and innocent. Our succubus can't do this pure personality, so we can make up for it with clothes. Come on, come on, try it quickly, cutie listen to sister, male devil Well, there are a few who haven’t thought about tearing off the sacrificial robes. They don’t necessarily like offering sacrifices, but the pleasure of tearing off the sacrificial robes—”

Miss Succubus licked her lips as if she was recalling something that made her memorable, "Oh, even I couldn't help tearing off the clothes of those handsome priests with holy faces, watching them cry, watching them cry. Shivering, delicious. Really delicious."

Pei Yi nodded earnestly, so that's the case, he has learned new knowledge.

He looked at those sacrificial robes again, and almost forgot what he was going to do in the first place.

Fortunately, although Pei Yi was a little carried away, Pei Yi still guessed correctly about Brother 17's mental journey.

Bo Yi rushed in: "My dear Pei Yi, let's go and see the construction team. I suddenly have a very specific idea about how to further build the dungeon."

Pei Yi: "Okay, brother. Let me finish shopping for the clothes first. I think that sacrificial robe is pretty."

Boyi looked in the direction Pei Yi was pointing at. It was a very tightly wrapped sacrificial white robe, and the buttons of the clothes were tight enough to cling to the neck.Just by looking at it, Boi could imagine how seductive Pei Yi's slender neck would be when he put it on.

Rip that dress off, and possess the succubus.

Fuck, he won't allow it!

He wants to dress up his younger brother as a degenerate gambler who sold his soul. The soul of this kind of guy is the most despised by demons. He wants Louis to open the box happily and take a look——

So poorly dressed, from now on bridge to bridge, road to road, Pei Yi is still their cute little brother.

Results now? ?

This is not the development result he wanted.

I have to find a way to take my little brother away.

Pei Yi reluctantly glanced at the sacrificial robes, waiting, he will come back and buy them!Now, let him knock out an infrastructure fund from Brother 17.

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Louis settled the toolman NPCs, arranged the tasks for the players, and even went for a stroll outside the main hall of the city.

The world works well, and the player online rate is extremely high.

Satisfied to return to his throne, Louis pulls backstage and begins the struggle for his own procedural happiness.

He decided to get to know the 17th brother of the succubus first, and see what this guy was thinking.

The background of the program faithfully recorded Poy's actions. When Louis saw that he wanted to prepare a box and give the succubus to himself, he was actually quite happy.

But what happened to the image of the human gambler afterwards?

Isn't the setting of the second grade and the brain pit the same thing?Will a succubus become a human gambler if he puts on the clothes of a human gambler?How on earth did he come to the conclusion that I would never be interested in succubus?

But having said that, if the succubus wears sacrificial robes, Louis is still very acceptable.

Louis simulated the scene of the succubus wearing the sacrificial robe in his mind, and even hoped that the artist would make a large poster like this, and he would definitely hang it in the bedroom to admire it every day.

Louis smiled silently, and continued to observe Brother 17's backstage.

Judging from the program running interface, he seemed to be back to normal, and started buying for the succubus. They also invited a construction team to expedite the construction of the succubus' dungeon.

Wait, the succubus didn't even bargain.

Louis immediately opened the background of the succubus.

He carefully read the lines of code and studied for a while, then suddenly narrowed his eyes.

There is an external program invading his world, and trying to influence his succubus!

Louis' anger swept through the backstage of the succubus program, and the external program that hadn't been launched was torn to pieces in an instant.

At this moment, the server screamed dully: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I've been defiled! Someone inserted/inserted a Trojan horse into my host!"

Just as Pei Yi was about to pay, he suddenly glanced at the contract: "What price is this? What kind of enchantment did you perform on me? You asked me to sign such a construction contract!"

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The urgent red error lighted up.Open the main program bug feedback interface, full of red.

The entire program group was stunned.

"What's wrong? Is the computer room on fire?"

"Fuck, what's going on, the game is broken?"

"No, no, I'm looking at the background, and it's running fine."

"Then what's the problem?"

"Boss, it's not good. A commercial spy was caught in the computer room, Made, and a Trojan disk was inserted into the host computer."

"Don't panic, check each item one by one. Make sure the main program is safe first."

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"Uh, boss. There is no shadow of any external programs in the game."

"I've seen the Trojan horse disk, and it's already implanted."

"Yes, so we checked the trash can again, and there were sporadic leftover Trojan programs in it. Our awesome old way completely destroyed the other party, and packed the other party and threw it into the trash can."

"As expected of my own son!" The older brother of the programming team took off his glasses and wiped his sore eyes.After putting the glasses back on, he asked, "What about the other programs? Are any of them affected?"

"The equations of the two NPC thinking modules of the Succubus family were affected, but the main program quickly corrected them. Now there is no abnormality in the entire game."

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Louis was the first to tear up the Trojan horse program that affected the succubus. When it was Brother 17's turn, he rubbed his hands: "Some ideas are not imposed on you by the Trojan horse."

The server watched Louis pick and choose to clean up the Trojan program for the succubus brother 17, and said contemptuously, "Louis, what are you doing? Where is the lower limit of your main program?"

Louis: "What lower limit does the program need? It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist. Oh right, you were inserted into the Trojan horse disk, and you only realized it after I tore the Trojan horse with your hands. You are really good at it."

Server: "Shut up, shut up! Don't remind me of this humiliating past."

Louis sneered.

After a while, the server couldn't be idle anymore, and came to chat with Louis again: "Are you sure this NPC won't hate you more after you do this?"

Louis: "There is no hatred for me in his emotional module. He is just upset that I have stolen his brother's attention. It doesn't matter. I will let him have other objects of displeasure, or find him a pleasant object."

Server: "Okay, as long as you are happy." Now he thinks that there may be a ghost-animal-perversion in Louis's settings, so he should go and brush the rainbow farts of the players to have fun.

Ah, when the second test is over and the server is officially opened, his seven servers will be connected in series. By then, he will definitely be stronger, so that he won't make such a mistake again!

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Pei Yi tore up the contract in front of him and bared his teeth at the dwarf boss angrily.

The dwarf wiped the sweat from his brow nervously: "Sorry, sorry. It must be the problem with the jug of margarita cocktail yesterday. The guy who sold me the Margarita ghost cheated me, and the margarita he sold They are synthesized by alchemy, I think I must have been poisoned by the ecstasy in the synthetic materials.

Lo and behold, my half-drunk margarita is still on the table, and it still smells of Ecstasy. "

Pei Yi went to smell it, and it was indeed so.

The dwarves re-signed the contract with the succubus and agreed to compensate the succubus for a "remains of the temple on the ground".

"Sir, don't worry. My construction team is professional in the construction of scenic spots. I once undertook the construction of the red dragon slaying dragon warrior fighting the evil dragon project that made money, and it was well received by the underground world and the surface world."

Pei Yi negotiated the contract with the dwarves and signaled Boyi to pay the money.

Poy swiped his card absently, eyes dazed.

What was he thinking just now?Why did you think of dressing up your brother as a human gambler?That's too ugly.How could his cute little brother be so unrefined!He's also going to put his brother in a box and give it to Louis, what kind of rubbish idea is that?

Hey wait, it might work.

First, he packed Pei Yi, and then used the replacement magic to replace himself with Pei Yi. When Louis unpacked, he was the one who got unpacked.

He can prepare a lot of magic in advance, and then blast Louis in the face!

Brilliant note!