Raid that dungeon lord

Bo Yi, Pei Yi's 17th brother, the youngest Balrog in the family, has a little bit of wrong self-awareness.He always felt that he should be the greatest magician in the world. emmm, although we all know that most demon casters are warlocks.

In Boyi's magic life, the biggest wish is to have a younger sister.But with the honorable sacrifice of their old father, his wish was shattered.

But it doesn't matter, Boi thinks, there is actually no difference between his succubus brother and sister.

"My lovely little brother needs my help, and I am willing to accompany him on this dungeon frontier tourism project."

It is also in the late stage of younger brother control, and compared to the other 16 brothers, Boyi, who is particularly idle and painful, actively shoulders the task of supporting the younger brother.

Brother Yimo from 1 to 16 gave Bo Yi 20 magic crystals, "Take it well, don't waste it. This is for buying clothes/shoes/bags/jewelry for Pei Yi."

Poi: "Okay, no problem!"

It took Boi three days to switch four modes of transportation, and finally arrived at Pei Yi's dungeon.

You asked him why he didn't use teleportation?

That thing affects the preset spells, and persistent mages never use the teleportation network!

Then why not bring a mount?

Poi: "I forgot."

Pei Yi glanced at his 17th brother with disgust: "My dear 17th brother, your brain is not a mage at all. You must know that the legendary first-generation god of magic, yes, is the contrived dark elf priest, always Don't forget the setting that the mage is weak.

Whether it is fighting or running, she must bring her mount - a fancy chocobo.Even though we all know she went berserk, stabbed 18 higher demons who questioned her weakness with a dagger, without using any magic. "

Poy: "You're right. I'll go back and do it again right now. I'll remember to bring my mount this time."

Pei Yi: "...Farewell, everyone is here. You just need to buy a new mount, and buy one for me by the way."

Boi: "Okay, then let's go right away. We must buy a mount that meets the mage's weakness setting. I think flying carpets and rocs are good, and giant ravens are also fine. But giant ravens are more troublesome to raise."

Pei Yi: "Don't you think they're all too big?"

Boey: "Large enough to be arranged comfortably."

Pei Yi paused, and felt that what his 17th brother said made a lot of sense.The Giant Raven is indeed more comfortable than other mounts.However, he thought about the dungeon he was just starting out, and it was too expensive to raise big guys.So he said, "Let's go with the flying carpet. At least it rolls up when not in use."

Boi: "Okay, now I'll call Feilong. Let's go right away. Our brothers gave us a lot of money."

Pei Yi sounded a little wrong: "Are you sure it's for us? Us?" He emphasized the word "I" and pointed at himself.

Poe: "I'm pretty sure."

Buy the magic flying carpet, and the AB dungeon has the largest alchemy item store in the whole underground.The appearance of the express flying dragon attracted the attention of the two bone dragons, and the bones were eager to howl, but Pei Yi stopped them.Then it started crying again.

Pei Yi skillfully called a few people from the next door to help clean the city lord's hall.

Boyi commented on Gu Gu, and finally said: "Pei Yi, I don't see how capable you are. You can actually find a young ancient dragon with such a rough voice."

Pei Yi:? ? ?So the sound is the point?

In the dungeon of the heart of the night next door, Bone Bonacci leaned on the dome and reported to Louis, "Boss, I found that your succubus is dating other demons."

Louis: "Huh?"

Bone Bonacci: "Let me see, they called a flying dragon and they were sitting together. The lover opposite is a Balrog. The strange thing is that he actually wears a magic robe. Maybe he is engaged in performance art. Boss , Could it be that your succubus gave up on you because you are not good at something?"

"Hey——" The hard desk was crushed, and Louis said with a smile, "Bone Bonacci, how much salary do you have left?"

Bone Bonacci's soul fire rioted: "My respected master, your servant is willing to charge forward for you, let me kill that lover for you, and then intercept the succubus, we can imprison him in the tower Don't worry, we dragons are very proficient at robbing princesses."

Louis: "Fuck off. Your salary for the next 300 years is gone."

Bonacci was roughly thrust back into the heroic spirit space.With his brainless head, he couldn't figure out what he had done wrong.

Louis opened the background of the program, and stared at the two running programs in a daze, no, he began to meditate.

What is the principle that caused the succubus' brother to run over to join him.Is it because the programmer is drunk and typing a few times on the keyboard, or which planner thinks that the horned demon is useless and it's time to release a new expansion?

After checking the backstage, Louis found no trace of outside modification.Then you can only blame the damned demon god, who made him the god of Darkness?

Fuck, love someone else's younger brother, there is a covetous elder brother next to him, the devil doesn't play like this, right?

As soon as Louis was in a bad mood, the players found that the task of cleaning the battlefield became more and more difficult.It used to be that moving one corpse would increase the progress bar of the task, but now it is necessary to move two.

"Does this task discriminate against slow-moving fishing players? I started doing it 2 minutes before my friends. Why is my progress so slow?"

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"Magic flying carpet, the best magic flying carpet. The largest alchemy store in Darkness, the official flagship store of the Wine of Immortal Alchemy Association is here to serve you."

A puppet said to the Pei Yi brothers at the door of the store.

Pei Yi looked surprised: "How did you know we were going to buy a magic flying carpet?"

Poy curled his lips: "It looks like a mind-reading technique is engraved on the activation device. So you didn't feel the obvious magic fluctuations?"

Pei Yi blinked, and said innocently: "I really don't feel anything at all."

Puppet: "Yes, the jewelry on this guest has a spell reflection enchantment, and my mind reading was not successful."

Pei Yi showed the armband to Boyi: "Look, my brother. Brilliant enchantment and inscription."

Boi: "Succubus crafting, but the enchantment and inscription are from other handwriting. Oh, look at this brushwork, it's pure genius. Please be sure to introduce me to the creature that made it."

Pei Yi: "It depends on my mood."

After the puppet and the two guests stopped communicating, they began to introduce the flying carpet.

"...The above are all the flying carpets of our Immortal Wine, please choose the model you like."

Poe: "Give me the biggest one."

Puppet: "Giant magic flying carpet, the total price is [-] magic crystals. A flying carpet field suit and three small flying carpets will be presented as a gift."

Boi: "Okay, swipe the card."

Pei Yi: "Is there any other discount? This giant flying carpet seems to be a slow seller."

The puppet paused for a moment, and she carefully judged which guest she should listen to, and finally turned to Pei Yi who was closer to her: "Hi guest, the giant flying carpet is not slow selling. He just didn't sell well enough on the basement floor. .In the Titan Gathering Area on the second basement floor, giant flying carpets have always been out of stock.”

Pei Yi: "But this is the first floor."

Poi: "Hi? Can you see me? I want to check out."

Pei Yi: "Shut up."

Puppet: "Okay."

Pei Yi: "No, I'm not talking about you. Are there any other gifts? Or can I get a discount?"

Puppet: "Miss Succubus, please don't charm the puppet. The puppet is a non-living body, and the charm is invalid."

Pei Yi: "I'm sir, thank you. I saw that there is a full discount event in your store. Why doesn't it participate in this item?"

Puppet: "Guest, [-] magic crystals are the full discounted price. Since you have talked a lot with me and enriched my language system, I can give you two more small flying magic crystals." blanket."

Pei Yi: "..."

Boey: "Deal, listen to me. The money is with me."

In this way, the Pei Yi brothers bought a giant flying carpet and sent five small flying carpets in the store.One of them was kept by Pei Yi for his own use, and the rest was going to be put on the commercial street and handed over to Zhai Ling for sale.

Bo Yi chases after Pei Yi to make the contact information of the Grand Master who enchants jewelry.Pei Yi rolled his eyes and asked Brother 17, "What are you doing here?"

Boy: "Of course I'm here to help you build a one-day border tour project. Oh, by the way, the new batch of weapons and equipment ordered by the elder brother is also on the road. Flying Eagles are paid on delivery. You should have money, right? Then you don't need to touch us." money."

Pei Yi: "I always feel that what you said about 'our money' is very suspicious. Brother 17, I hope you can be honest, did you deduct my pocket money?"

While speaking, both demons were lying on the giant flying carpet.The flying carpet flew over the dungeon in the heart of the night, and there was a scene that obscured the sky and the sun.

"I'll go, what is that? Enemy attack?"

"What enemy attack? Where?"

Players shouting "enemy attack" everywhere alarmed the red hat.

"Why are you shouting, isn't it just a giant magic flying carpet? I really don't know much!"

"Magic flying carpet?" Xiao Mang looked at the direction the flying carpet was flying, and slapped his thigh: "I see, I'm out of the mount."

After finishing speaking, he ran towards the commercial street of the succubus.

Other players who don't know why saw the well-known up master run away, what are they waiting for?Follow along.

Zhailing merchants are also working hard today.The succubus master just put some new items in his place.He had a premonition that the group of uninformed guys next door would come to buy again.

Sure enough, not long after the succubus master put down his things, a group of underground creatures rushed into the commercial street.

Zhai Ling moved the small signboard, and pieced together the words on it: "Newly arrived flying carpet, limited to 4, if you want to buy it, hurry up."

"Flying carpet, flying carpet! Limited mounts!"

"Hurry up and grab it."

"Fuck, but this is an internal test with deleted files? Why do I want to grab a limited number?"