Journey of a Thousand Miles
Chapter 396 The Grass Is Me
Although his habit of caring about state affairs, family affairs, and the world has been ridiculed by thousands of miles, Shura is not ashamed but proud of it. Gossip is one of the great joys of life, and it is also a lubricant for interpersonal communication. No matter how strange the two are, Talk about the gossip that everyone cares about, and become a brother in a second!
"My status is actually not as good as a post—" Qianli complained persistently, scanning the screen out of the corner of his eye, ah, why is it him again?
Qianli didn't pay much attention. Since the first three-on-five video, the attention of mocking faces has continued to increase, and several videos have been released.In addition to the mocking face, there are many other influential figures, and the mocking face is special, one of which is that the character is different-a tank with a staff and a cloth robe, which is far from the mainstream tank image Far, and secondly, the mystery of the true identity of this tank. Everyone searched all the well-known tanks in LDM, but they couldn't find a reliable suspect.
The video in front of me is an interesting clip. In the video, for some unknown reason, a relatively rare 1V1 is staged.
The taunting face in the video only has about 5% of its HP, which is really residual blood. The opponent is a half-blood mage, a fighter in DPS. It's over.
But the remaining progress bar shows that it is destined to be an extraordinary story.
The mage is desperately chasing and killing, and the mocking face is desperately running away.
The mage raised his staff.
Whoosh—the mocking face lightly leaped into the grass.
Even if the trace of the mocking face was lost, the mage did not hesitate, the magic light continued to condense on the staff, the chant of this skill was very short, and it was completed in a blink of an eye, biu—bright yellow elemental light wave brushed forward, covering it gracefully On the piece of grass that contains the unknown.
Seeing this, it's not difficult for a level player to find out that this mage has two tricks.He didn't hit the location where Qianli disappeared, but estimated the direction of Qianli's escape, combined with Qianli's movement speed, roughly blasted his skills to the most likely place for Qianli.This technique is called Blind Shot Anticipation, which is similar to Blind Shot. It is to use the skill without seeing the enemy and hit the target accurately.Anyone who knows this skill is either Gao Wan or a veteran.
But this supposedly wonderful scene, at this moment, seems quite funny.
For the convenience of viewing, after the LDM video is recorded, various additional functions can be used, one of which is to enable the perspective view, that is, the player characters and mobs in the video will always appear, no matter whether they are blocked by obstacles or not.This video opens up perspective.
Then it was embarrassing.
One mountain is still higher. The mage judged that Qianli with residual blood would only flee in despair. He never expected that Qianli would not take the usual path. He approached in the direction of the sorcerer, causing his magnificent big move to fail regrettably.But the mage didn't know it. Under such a situation, he could only rely on guesswork, and he didn't know where the confidence came from. After the skill was released, the mage strode over without hesitation, and another skill was stacked on it.
His last move has a dizzying effect, if it hits, the target will remain in place, so he must seize the opportunity to connect the previous move with the next move.
But Shura was so embarrassed that he was about to commit cancer.He doesn't understand much theory, all he sees is a fool hitting the air very hard.
During this period, the mocking face walked around behind the mage leisurely and peacefully, still hiding furtively in the grass, and then the cold light of the staff in his hand condensed, and the skill was released in an instant - Huayu!
Pfft—the magic hit him, the mage was startled, what?behind? !
The mage quickly twisted his body, whoosh - with a finger of the staff, a ray of light rushed out.
Hit again.
After releasing Huayu for thousands of miles, he didn't bother to fight, and ran away in an instant, moving to the direction where the mage attacked earlier.
The next moment, the mage's attack followed.
The mage is not stupid either. He hides in the grass for thousands of miles. Although he cannot see anyone, his movement will inevitably make the grass rustle and shake. This is also an indicator for judging the location of the enemy.
Unexpectedly, Qianli stretched out his arm, held the end of the staff and poked it to the right, and the bushes made a rustling sound. From the outside, it looked like someone was crawling all the way through.Sure enough, another ray of light blasted towards that side.
Qianli moved decisively to the left.
After the mage happily punched the air a few times, he completed the circling for thousands of miles, looked at the right time, and attacked-skill, soul-snatching!
When the mage is caught off guard and stunned, he almost doubts his life-what the hell, which skill came out of nowhere? !
How could Qianli miss this great opportunity, and immediately jumped out, swung the staff and rushed forward.
The sorcerer watched helplessly as the mocking face with only a little blood left in front of him was showing off his might and doing whatever he wanted, but he was helpless.Evil dizziness!
Qianli accurately calculated the time limit for seizing the soul, stopped at the moment before it was about to end, turned around and went back into the grass without saying a word.
Dare to love the grass is your home? !
The mage roared in his heart.
He looked at the grass stretching more than ten meters in front of him, and didn't know where to start.
left?right?in situ?backward?
He's not even sure now.
What is this mocking face trying to do?
what to do?Are you going to fight him in the bushes to the end?
The mage's rationality told him that this method was not feasible, he had seen the skill of mocking the face before, he was extremely sensitive, he jumped like a monkey on any terrain, he, a mage with short legs, wanted to compete with others?Isn't this playing on weaknesses and avoiding strengths?
give up?It's just a little short... A head is within reach!Just let it go, no one will be reconciled to it.
The mage was very entangled in his heart, but on the surface, he just stood there motionless, as if time had stopped.
At this time, the dubbing sounded——
Hey, I'm here~
This is not the voice of thousands of miles. It is estimated that the person who made the video gave it to him. He also used a voice changer. It sounds weird and provocative. Although everyone knows that the mage in the video cannot hear it, the dramatic effect is still good. of.
The mage guessed that he had figured out why, and decided to retreat first.
Thousands of miles immediately followed.
Hey, here I come~
The mage turned around is a trick.
Qianli hurriedly ran away.
Hey, I'm leaving~
The scene after that was that the two went back and forth, mockingly bringing the essence of guerrilla warfare to the extreme.
Hey, I'm here again~
Hey, I'm leaving again~
After tossing like this for several times, the mage was probably on the verge of collapse, and walked quite resolutely without looking back.
It makes sense for the mage to want to leave. He knows that Taunting Face has a healing passive skill. Visually, there is a time interval. I don't know how long it will be, but Taunting Face must be waiting for the CD of this passive skill.Now, it was too late, and the blood bar on the mocking face slowly rose at a speed visible to the naked eye, and stopped at around 20%.To ordinary people, this level is still residual blood, but who is the mocking face? 5% of Xiaoqiang can't be beaten to death, 20%... the mage gave up the treatment.Is this the spokesperson of Saint Seiya?
On the contrary, in the process of dealing with Qianli, the life of the half-blood mage dropped little by little, and it was almost the same as Qianli.The output of thousands of miles is not high, but the opponent is crispy, and it hurts to be beaten by anyone.The so-called sawing wood with a wire, water dripping through a stone, and the accumulation of one after another is also very objective.
The mage was a little panicked, he had a vague premonition that if he continued to entangle, it would be bad for him. 36 meter, go is the best plan.What he has to consider now is not a single head, but to ensure his safe retreat.
However, the sky does not obey man's wishes... No, it is the enemy who does not obey his wishes.
Hey, how did you run away after playing well?Come back, let's talk about life~
Accompanied by this dubbing, the mocking face in the grass jumped out, stuck to the mage's back, and couldn't shake it off.
When the mocking face successfully cut the mage under the staff, the video ended with the last line of dubbing:
I told you not to run away, you little boy, dare to waver in front of your brother~
"Hahahahahahahaha, this dubbing is so funny—" Qianli burst out laughing, "It's me—er, the long-lost brother of this tank, right?"
Shura looked at him, "Maybe it's because of the mocking face?"
Qianli was startled, "It seems to make sense."
"A mocking face again?" Wu Jiu who was passing by also glanced at him, "Shura, you care about him a lot."
"It's not that I care about him," Shura waved his hand. "Everyone has been talking about it recently. Have you guys not looked at the leaderboard?"
"What leaderboard?" Qianli asked.
"All kinds of rankings, winning streak, winning percentage, KDA, etc., do you know who is No.1 on the KDA ranking?" Shura said.
"Mocking face?" Qianli blurted out.
"Bingo!" Shura said.
"The main thing is that he never died," Qianli said, "How many people have zero deaths?"
"How many?" Shura was startled, "Just one!"
"Only one?" Qianli was also surprised.
"That's right, everyone said that the KDA of the sarcastic face is against the sky. Guess what it is?"
"I can't guess." Qianli said calmly.To be honest, he only remembered that he didn't hang up. As for the total number of kills and assists, he really didn't count.
"If there is zero death..." Wu Jiu thought for a while, "It's really against the sky."
"More than 2000!" Shura shouted.
Don't say no fault, Qianli himself was startled.
"As far as his four-digit KDA is concerned, No.2 only has two digits!" Shura sighed.
This data is really scary, which means that the KDA of No.1 is dozens of times that of No.2 every minute, and the shock can be imagined.But this does not mean that the level of No.1 is dozens of times higher than that of No.2. The special calculation method of KDA and the professional style of the character itself must be taken into account.This taunting face is a tank, not to mention the meat, but also taking the obscene route. It is normal to have a high KDA, but zero death...no one can calm down.
"My status is actually not as good as a post—" Qianli complained persistently, scanning the screen out of the corner of his eye, ah, why is it him again?
Qianli didn't pay much attention. Since the first three-on-five video, the attention of mocking faces has continued to increase, and several videos have been released.In addition to the mocking face, there are many other influential figures, and the mocking face is special, one of which is that the character is different-a tank with a staff and a cloth robe, which is far from the mainstream tank image Far, and secondly, the mystery of the true identity of this tank. Everyone searched all the well-known tanks in LDM, but they couldn't find a reliable suspect.
The video in front of me is an interesting clip. In the video, for some unknown reason, a relatively rare 1V1 is staged.
The taunting face in the video only has about 5% of its HP, which is really residual blood. The opponent is a half-blood mage, a fighter in DPS. It's over.
But the remaining progress bar shows that it is destined to be an extraordinary story.
The mage is desperately chasing and killing, and the mocking face is desperately running away.
The mage raised his staff.
Whoosh—the mocking face lightly leaped into the grass.
Even if the trace of the mocking face was lost, the mage did not hesitate, the magic light continued to condense on the staff, the chant of this skill was very short, and it was completed in a blink of an eye, biu—bright yellow elemental light wave brushed forward, covering it gracefully On the piece of grass that contains the unknown.
Seeing this, it's not difficult for a level player to find out that this mage has two tricks.He didn't hit the location where Qianli disappeared, but estimated the direction of Qianli's escape, combined with Qianli's movement speed, roughly blasted his skills to the most likely place for Qianli.This technique is called Blind Shot Anticipation, which is similar to Blind Shot. It is to use the skill without seeing the enemy and hit the target accurately.Anyone who knows this skill is either Gao Wan or a veteran.
But this supposedly wonderful scene, at this moment, seems quite funny.
For the convenience of viewing, after the LDM video is recorded, various additional functions can be used, one of which is to enable the perspective view, that is, the player characters and mobs in the video will always appear, no matter whether they are blocked by obstacles or not.This video opens up perspective.
Then it was embarrassing.
One mountain is still higher. The mage judged that Qianli with residual blood would only flee in despair. He never expected that Qianli would not take the usual path. He approached in the direction of the sorcerer, causing his magnificent big move to fail regrettably.But the mage didn't know it. Under such a situation, he could only rely on guesswork, and he didn't know where the confidence came from. After the skill was released, the mage strode over without hesitation, and another skill was stacked on it.
His last move has a dizzying effect, if it hits, the target will remain in place, so he must seize the opportunity to connect the previous move with the next move.
But Shura was so embarrassed that he was about to commit cancer.He doesn't understand much theory, all he sees is a fool hitting the air very hard.
During this period, the mocking face walked around behind the mage leisurely and peacefully, still hiding furtively in the grass, and then the cold light of the staff in his hand condensed, and the skill was released in an instant - Huayu!
Pfft—the magic hit him, the mage was startled, what?behind? !
The mage quickly twisted his body, whoosh - with a finger of the staff, a ray of light rushed out.
Hit again.
After releasing Huayu for thousands of miles, he didn't bother to fight, and ran away in an instant, moving to the direction where the mage attacked earlier.
The next moment, the mage's attack followed.
The mage is not stupid either. He hides in the grass for thousands of miles. Although he cannot see anyone, his movement will inevitably make the grass rustle and shake. This is also an indicator for judging the location of the enemy.
Unexpectedly, Qianli stretched out his arm, held the end of the staff and poked it to the right, and the bushes made a rustling sound. From the outside, it looked like someone was crawling all the way through.Sure enough, another ray of light blasted towards that side.
Qianli moved decisively to the left.
After the mage happily punched the air a few times, he completed the circling for thousands of miles, looked at the right time, and attacked-skill, soul-snatching!
When the mage is caught off guard and stunned, he almost doubts his life-what the hell, which skill came out of nowhere? !
How could Qianli miss this great opportunity, and immediately jumped out, swung the staff and rushed forward.
The sorcerer watched helplessly as the mocking face with only a little blood left in front of him was showing off his might and doing whatever he wanted, but he was helpless.Evil dizziness!
Qianli accurately calculated the time limit for seizing the soul, stopped at the moment before it was about to end, turned around and went back into the grass without saying a word.
Dare to love the grass is your home? !
The mage roared in his heart.
He looked at the grass stretching more than ten meters in front of him, and didn't know where to start.
left?right?in situ?backward?
He's not even sure now.
What is this mocking face trying to do?
what to do?Are you going to fight him in the bushes to the end?
The mage's rationality told him that this method was not feasible, he had seen the skill of mocking the face before, he was extremely sensitive, he jumped like a monkey on any terrain, he, a mage with short legs, wanted to compete with others?Isn't this playing on weaknesses and avoiding strengths?
give up?It's just a little short... A head is within reach!Just let it go, no one will be reconciled to it.
The mage was very entangled in his heart, but on the surface, he just stood there motionless, as if time had stopped.
At this time, the dubbing sounded——
Hey, I'm here~
This is not the voice of thousands of miles. It is estimated that the person who made the video gave it to him. He also used a voice changer. It sounds weird and provocative. Although everyone knows that the mage in the video cannot hear it, the dramatic effect is still good. of.
The mage guessed that he had figured out why, and decided to retreat first.
Thousands of miles immediately followed.
Hey, here I come~
The mage turned around is a trick.
Qianli hurriedly ran away.
Hey, I'm leaving~
The scene after that was that the two went back and forth, mockingly bringing the essence of guerrilla warfare to the extreme.
Hey, I'm here again~
Hey, I'm leaving again~
After tossing like this for several times, the mage was probably on the verge of collapse, and walked quite resolutely without looking back.
It makes sense for the mage to want to leave. He knows that Taunting Face has a healing passive skill. Visually, there is a time interval. I don't know how long it will be, but Taunting Face must be waiting for the CD of this passive skill.Now, it was too late, and the blood bar on the mocking face slowly rose at a speed visible to the naked eye, and stopped at around 20%.To ordinary people, this level is still residual blood, but who is the mocking face? 5% of Xiaoqiang can't be beaten to death, 20%... the mage gave up the treatment.Is this the spokesperson of Saint Seiya?
On the contrary, in the process of dealing with Qianli, the life of the half-blood mage dropped little by little, and it was almost the same as Qianli.The output of thousands of miles is not high, but the opponent is crispy, and it hurts to be beaten by anyone.The so-called sawing wood with a wire, water dripping through a stone, and the accumulation of one after another is also very objective.
The mage was a little panicked, he had a vague premonition that if he continued to entangle, it would be bad for him. 36 meter, go is the best plan.What he has to consider now is not a single head, but to ensure his safe retreat.
However, the sky does not obey man's wishes... No, it is the enemy who does not obey his wishes.
Hey, how did you run away after playing well?Come back, let's talk about life~
Accompanied by this dubbing, the mocking face in the grass jumped out, stuck to the mage's back, and couldn't shake it off.
When the mocking face successfully cut the mage under the staff, the video ended with the last line of dubbing:
I told you not to run away, you little boy, dare to waver in front of your brother~
"Hahahahahahahaha, this dubbing is so funny—" Qianli burst out laughing, "It's me—er, the long-lost brother of this tank, right?"
Shura looked at him, "Maybe it's because of the mocking face?"
Qianli was startled, "It seems to make sense."
"A mocking face again?" Wu Jiu who was passing by also glanced at him, "Shura, you care about him a lot."
"It's not that I care about him," Shura waved his hand. "Everyone has been talking about it recently. Have you guys not looked at the leaderboard?"
"What leaderboard?" Qianli asked.
"All kinds of rankings, winning streak, winning percentage, KDA, etc., do you know who is No.1 on the KDA ranking?" Shura said.
"Mocking face?" Qianli blurted out.
"Bingo!" Shura said.
"The main thing is that he never died," Qianli said, "How many people have zero deaths?"
"How many?" Shura was startled, "Just one!"
"Only one?" Qianli was also surprised.
"That's right, everyone said that the KDA of the sarcastic face is against the sky. Guess what it is?"
"I can't guess." Qianli said calmly.To be honest, he only remembered that he didn't hang up. As for the total number of kills and assists, he really didn't count.
"If there is zero death..." Wu Jiu thought for a while, "It's really against the sky."
"More than 2000!" Shura shouted.
Don't say no fault, Qianli himself was startled.
"As far as his four-digit KDA is concerned, No.2 only has two digits!" Shura sighed.
This data is really scary, which means that the KDA of No.1 is dozens of times that of No.2 every minute, and the shock can be imagined.But this does not mean that the level of No.1 is dozens of times higher than that of No.2. The special calculation method of KDA and the professional style of the character itself must be taken into account.This taunting face is a tank, not to mention the meat, but also taking the obscene route. It is normal to have a high KDA, but zero death...no one can calm down.
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