Xiaobai Deformation Meter

Xu Bai rested for the past few days, and the cat brother would take the initiative to chat with her. As the topic deepened, she felt something was wrong.

The cat brother talked to her about her sexual orientation, and bluntly believed that homosexuality does not exist in the world.

Xu Bai stared at the phone and shrugged helplessly. She didn't want to convince Brother Cat, and besides, she still had a fever, so she just wanted to curl up in the bed and sleep.

[Ah Bai, is the fever gone?How about calling your mother and telling her to come back early. ]

Xu Bai almost squinted his eyes and replied: [She took Lele out for a trip again, it was a long way, and it will take a few days to come back. ]

[What about your dad? ]

[As soon as my mother left, he didn't go home again. I didn't want to ask him to take me to the hospital. He knew I was sick and told me to take medicine by myself. ]

[I'm so anxious, I really want to be by your side now, so that I can accompany you to the infusion. ]

Xu Bai moved his head: [It's okay, I'll squint for a while. ]

Before he slept for a long time, the cat brother called, Xu Bai said he was not feeling well, he had a fever and wanted to sleep.

But Brother Mao kept persuading her to go to the hospital for an IV drip like Shen Yi did.

Xu Bai was dizzy, so he said casually, "I can't walk, I will take medicine."

"Where do you live?" Brother Cat asked on the phone.

After Xu Bai said it, he asked brother cat what he wanted to do.

"I happened to be driving back from my hometown, and I'll take you to the hospital."

Xu Bai didn't expect Brother Cat to say that, and rolled to the ground in fright: "Don't, I'm really fine..."

The cat brother didn't listen to her, saying that he was already on his way.Xu Bai didn't know what to do, so he could only scream in pain as he got dressed and put on a thick coat.Then it floated downstairs like a gust of wind, and plunged into the scorching sun.

Every summer she has a fever, always a stomach flu, which makes her very depressed because she loves ice cream so much.

But she doesn't like straight men.Brother Cat's "kindness" to her always made her feel uncomfortable.

As soon as Xu Bai walked to the gate of the community, he saw Brother Mao, reluctantly accepted the medicine that Brother Mao bought her, and then sent him away.

After returning home, Xu Bai felt better, probably because he was sweating from being scared by the cat brother, so he sent a message to Tang Ying to complain.

[My brother, you should go to the hospital if you are burnt like this.Cat Children's Shoes may really like you a little bit, you'd better be careful. ]

Xu Bai frowned: [Oh my God, my head hurts... What is wrong with him? Why does he like me? I don't like men. ]

[Leave him alone, he is just a straight man, maybe he thinks you have a stable personality. ]

[Stable? ] Xu Bai was speechless, she felt that she looked more like after a magnitude 8 earthquake.

Tang Ying also joined the business of persuading her to go to the hospital, and scolded her head and face.

[You can't even take care of yourself, how will you take care of your little girl in the future?I think it's okay if she comes to take care of you, but for someone like you, she will be unlucky for eight lifetimes! ]

Xu Bai couldn't laugh or cry: [Stop complaining about me, sister, I still have a fever. ]

[Oh, look at you so pitiful, I will continue to scold you when you recover. ]

Seeing that Tang Ying had stopped making trouble, she tried her best to stand up and take some medicine, then fell back on the bed and fell asleep.

Shen Yi sent her a message two hours later.

[Ah Bai, are you feeling better? I'm so worried about you. Be obedient and go for the infusion. Don't make me worry.] ]

Xu Bai opened his eyes, panting heavily, her scent was all over the sheets.

[Wife, I smell really good, I guarantee you will fall asleep when you smell it. ]

[I see, I also want to hug Ah Bai... Can you be obedient and go to the doctor? ]

[Going tomorrow, I really can't walk. ]

Xu Bai didn't tell Shen Yi that she left her job because of this, and she didn't want to spend money.But she was really afraid that her brain would be burnt out, so she planned to go to the outpatient clinic near the community to receive penicillin the next day.Although traditional Chinese medicine told her not to use anti-inflammatory drugs, it is more important to reduce the fever now.

[Okay, if you promise me, then you must go obediently, and you are not allowed to eat indiscriminately in the future. ]

[Uh, if I don’t eat, I can’t eat anything. ]

After a while, Shen Yi said: [Ah Bai, if there is a next life, you will be a woman and I will be a man, and I will take care of you. ]

Xu Bai was so moved after hearing this, he finally found a reason for himself to cry...

[Little fool, you can be yourself in the next life, I will be a man, and I will take care of you. ]

[No, I want to be a man, so you are responsible for making me pamper you.I want to be the tall and handsome one, doting on Ah Bai alone, protecting Ah Bai well, and not letting Ah Bai get hurt. ]

Xu Bai found out that the girl had started to go crazy again, so he said: [You want to be a man too, and I want to be a man too, but in the end we will all be men in the next life. ]

[...]

[Hee hee, I originally wanted to be heterosexual, but now I'm gay again. ] Before Shen Yi could reply, she said again: [I'll make a reservation for the upper seat first, so you can be a little subject and lie down under me. ]

[You hate it to death, you still have the strength to coax me when you have a fever. ]

[If you don’t like it, then obediently be your little girl and let your imagination run wild all day long. ]

Xu Bai couldn't take it anymore, closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

Later, I went to the outpatient clinic for a few days of drips, and the whole person gradually recovered.Bai Mingzhi went home and nagged her again until she went to work in the new company.

At first, Xu Bai thought that this was a company that provided services for the elderly, similar to a nursing home.After I went to the interview, I found out that it was actually a way of telemarketing, inviting the elderly to come over three times a week for group activities to sell various food and insurance for middle-aged and elderly people.

Anyway, it's a long job.Xu Bai was just a little puzzled by the way the company operates, she doesn't want to be trapped in a pyramid scheme...

Later, she was assigned to a group, and the supervisor was a boy of her age, but he obviously had a different aura from the cat brother, and looked more honest.

In fact, her new colleagues are also a group of active young people. Due to frequent contact with outsiders, they are not as dead-eyed as colleagues in game companies.But it is also because everyone is in contact with a group of elderly people, and their ideas are not as interesting as those in the original company.

Xu Bai sat in his seat with a dazed face, staring at the red landline, looking out of place.

Colleagues were flipping through their client books and making phone calls, coaxing those old people to come to the company to play, talking smoothly, and complaining to colleagues around them after the call, saying that they encountered a fool...

The rest of the colleagues also laughed, and then continued to make another phone call in a flattering tone.

Xu Bai was at a loss, she didn't know how to communicate with the elderly, and she had been struggling with it for a long time, thinking that it should be treated for social phobia.Then he tried to pick up the receiver, and found a nice name to call...

It was an old woman who answered the phone.

Xu Bai said a few words in a soft voice, and the grandma finally agreed to come, so she put down the phone and breathed a sigh of relief.

"You are so gentle, my God!"

"Haha, seeing you dressed so coldly, your voice is so gentle."

"Shy little Baibai, you and your appearance are too different, let my sister teach you a few tricks."

Xu Bai suddenly had the feeling that everyone had been waiting for her to call, so he blushed and slipped out, and heard someone behind him say: "Xu Bai was frightened by you crazy women, his face was completely red, haha. "

The new company did not have a smoking room, only an open-air balcony, so Xu Bai went outside to smoke alone.

If there is any advantage to smoking, it is easier to mingle with the people around you.Soon, some of the most cheerful colleagues in the company often stood with Xu Bai and handed cigarettes to each other, and she gradually got used to this rhythm.

She got the same salary as before, but met another person from a different circle, and she couldn't help but sigh—the reason why people live more and more lonely is actually because the circle is getting smaller and more fixed.

But these are not what she wants, she likes to let herself go and paint.

In comparison, she also prefers the fashion circle of young people, always full of enthusiasm, and will not feel that she is getting old.But in the current working environment, it feels like retirement...

Xu Bai got used to it fairly quickly, and it wasn't a technical job, but she would be very embarrassed when receiving grandparents to hold activities. In the whole big conference room, she was definitely the one who stood the farthest, but those Grandma really likes her...

"Look at this girl, she's like a younger brother, she's so cute, and her skin is so smooth." A grandma stared at her and said.

"Well, she looks very pretty. What do you know, androgynous styles are very popular among children nowadays." Another grandma quickly took up the conversation.

Xu Bai smiled politely, feeling like he went to a blind date on the wrong set.

There is an old lady whose surname is Wu who must come every time, which is the same surname as Liang Haimei's grandmother.But with the same surname, different fates, this grandma can only earn a living by picking up empty bottles, and has two daughters under her knees who rarely go home to see her.

Grandma Wu answered Xu Bai's first phone call, so she was very impressed.

The event site sometimes fell into chaos. For example, several grandmas scrambled to go up to sing, but an old grandpa kept telling dirty jokes, and they would get mad when it was never their turn.Grandma Wu also wanted to sing, but she couldn't compete with the others, so she sat on the seat and dragged Xu Bai to talk. Even after the event, she continued to talk about her being an actress when she was young, and Xu Bai didn't know how to say it. Already off work...

At this time, colleagues will come over to help her out.In the end, Xu Bai had no choice but to help Grandma Wu to take the elevator and send her down.

Over time, Grandma Wu became more and more dependent on her, and she would occasionally help Grandma Wu draw some beautiful paintings to hang at home.

Every time Grandma Wu talked to her, she could just listen, or she would send a text message to Shen Yi, anyway, she could almost hear the content, so she could pick up the conversation no matter what.

She didn't care whether Grandma Wu was able to buy the goat milk powder she was selling, and she didn't care about how much commission she could get, and she cared more about how many words Yiyi said every day that she missed her.

It wasn't until Grandma Wu took out her hard-earned money to buy her a few boxes of goat milk powder, and then secretly gave her pocket money, that Xu Bai found out that Grandma Wu really regarded her as a granddaughter...

Xu Bai told Bai Mingzhi about this, but his mother said: "Let you experience the loneliness of the elderly. If you don't care about your grandparents for a day, you are just like your father. Your father treats him My own parents are also like this, they are all unfilial sons.”

"Dad doesn't usually go back to grandparents' house?"

"Damn it, it's too late for him to go out and drink with his cronies all day."

Seeing that his mother was about to get angry again, Xu Bai slipped into the bedroom, just as Shen Yi called.

"Hey, Ah Bai, have you taken your medicine?"

Xu Bai was immediately elated, and said, "Yes, I'm full after taking the medicine, do you miss me?"

"Think, think, think."

"Think about it, think about it a lot?"

"I really think about it. Nana still said I was here today. She said that she didn't expect me to be bent. She also said that I will regret it after following you."

Xu Bai started to tease: "Then let her find you someone who won't regret following you."

"Okay, don't be angry with Nana, you know she is also kind, I only love Abai, you are not allowed to say such things again."

"When I'm not around, are there still boys pestering you?"

"No, I automatically keep a distance from boys, I know you don't like it."

"So obedient?"

"Well, I won't do things that Ah Bai doesn't like, and there are no boys to harass me."

Xu Bai tilted his head: "Well, for the sake of my wife being so gentle, I won't be angry anymore."

"Really?" Shen Yi said on the phone, "Are there no gentle girls around Ah Bai?"

Xu Bai thought about the girls she had met before, almost all of them were stronger than her...

"There is only one, I mentioned her to you, my high school deskmate."

"Okay, I get it." Shen Yi said again, "Ah Bai, I know what I want to do in the future..."

At this time, another call came in, Xu Bai looked down and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

"Wait, my wife is good, I won't tell you first, I'll answer the phone."

Xu Bai thought it was a harassing call at first, but the number displayed was over the city, so he lazily connected it.

When the voice from the other side came out, she froze.

It was none other than her deskmate in high school—Mi Yong'er who was kept in her heart.