Xiaobai Deformation Meter

Xu Bai liked the name Shen Yi very much.

After she finished drawing, she played with Shen Yi in the game for a while, and didn't ask what the "little partner" was, probably just friends.

Liang Haimei went out for a trip in the afternoon, and when she came back, she held a green plant in her arms.

Xu Bai came to the living room: "What is this?"

"Fortune bamboo, my parents insisted on giving it to me, saying it can attract money." Liang Haimei put the things on the coffee table and drew the curtains, "My mother said it is easy to raise, just change the water every day, and don't let the sun shine directly on it." , or the leaves will turn yellow."

"Okay." Xu Bai didn't think much about it, he thought it was just a grass, and it was comfortable to look at at home.

The two rushed outside to buy lottery tickets before the lottery, and ate something casually.After returning home, Liang Haimei sat in front of the computer and chatted with Xu Bai about the World Cup, and told her how powerful the German team is.

Xu Bai didn't know much about football, but it was rare to see Meimei so excited, and she didn't pull her into a quarrel like some time ago, so he agreed to watch the World Cup with her, and pretended to be a fake football fan, saying that he would definitely be a fan of Deutsche Chariot. come on.

Since they sold the car before, they still have some money on them, which can last for a while.Xu Bai thought about telling everyone to take it easy, when the time came when they would run out of money and they would no longer be able to reach out to their parents, the word of breaking up that was on their lips might naturally come to an end.

Since the incident of climbing over the railing last time, they have no interest in going to bed.Xu Bai was really relieved that he finally didn't have to act in bed together, which would be uncomfortable for both of them.

After Liang Haimei finished talking about the World Cup, she went to watch the live broadcast of Mengmeng Westward Journey. This is something only rich people can afford.To put it bluntly, the boss spends money and asks the game anchor to help with equipment and the like. As long as the best product is produced, even if it is a small best, those wealthy bosses will give the anchor RMB props. On the one hand, thank the anchor, and on the other hand pretend to be forced .

Xu Bai accompanied Liang Haimei to watch it a few times, but it became boring after a long time.When she returned to her garden again, another week had passed.

The flowers in the garden are not dead, they must have been watered by those friends.Xu Bai was rejoicing, when Shen Yi suddenly appeared from her side: [Ah Bai, why haven't you been online for so long? ]

[No, is it very long...]

[Well, it’s been a week, I come to the garden to look for you every day when I come home from school, but you’re not here. ]

Seeing Shen Yi sitting next to him and starting to change clothes again, Xu Bai was speechless: [I don't know. ]

[Okay, it's all right. ]

[Why do you like changing clothes so much? ]

[This game can only be played by changing clothes, I also change occasionally. ]

She changed the phrase: [Why do you want to change into the same clothes as me? ]

[Hee hee, because we are friends. ]

Xu Bai suspected that there was something wrong with the little girl's logic, so he said that he was going to do some activities.After she passed the level easily and changed into a new outfit, she found that Shen Yi was still quietly by her side.

[The high school entrance examination is coming, don't you go to review? ]

[I will review in the evening, let's play with you for a while, don't rush me. ]

[...]

[Ah Bai, are you doing well? ]

Xu Bai really recalled his grades when he was 13 years old: [It's not bad, the school I went to was a key city. ]

[Then you should be in the first grade of junior high school, right? ]

[Um. ]

[My grades were pretty good in the first year of junior high school, but I couldn't keep up later. ]

[Aren't your parents urging you to learn? ]

[Reminder, but there is a younger brother in my family who is 10 years younger than me. ]

Xu Bai didn't expect that Shen Yi was still a little sister... The current society is still very patriarchal, and she has such a young brother, her parents will probably be partial.

[I'm really envious, it's great to have a younger brother who can play with me. ]

[It's not good at all, it's so naughty, it doesn't listen to anything, and it always likes to grab my food. ]

[It’s not normal for a child to be naughty. ] As soon as the news was posted, I felt that the tone was too mature, so I answered: [Uh, my classmate's younger brother is also like this. ]

[Ah Bai, don’t you have brothers and sisters? ]

Xu Bai smiled: [I am the only child. ]

[very nice. ]

[Where is it? ] Xu Bai lit a cigarette, and continued: [I was very lonely when I was a child, always talking to myself, I really want to have a younger sister. ]

[I would rather have an older brother, so that I can be the younger one, hehe. ]

During their chat, many girls surrounded them.It was only then that Xu Bai remembered that everyone could see what they said, so he took Shen Yi back to the garden.

[Ah Bai, do you look good? ]

[No, I am ugly. ]

[No, I think you must be handsome, show me the photo. ]

[I do not like taking pictures. ] Xu Bai said that she was really ugly, but Shen Yi just didn't believe it.

She didn't expect that Shen Yi would ask her to take a photo.But after thinking about it, this little girl is not young anymore, she should have awareness of network security, maybe she just wants to find out if she is 13 years old or not.

[This game can't send photos, forget it, don't take pictures. ]

[Okay, you can add me Penguin. ]

[I don't use penguins. ]

[Why don't you apply for one, so that I can easily find you in the future. ]

[Alright then, wait for me. ]

Xu Bai built a little penguin, also named Venom.Then he privately chatted with Shen Yi with the number, waiting for her to add him.

She took advantage of this time to change her profile to 13 years old and male, and changed her avatar to a cool one.

After 2 minutes, a light blue profile picture appeared in the penguin.She checked the information for the first time, and found that Shen Yi's city was more than 2000 kilometers away from her!

[Ah Bai, here I come. ]

[You live in the Western Regions? ]

[Yes, I was born in the Western Regions, and my family is in Kashi. ]

Xu Bai's impression of the Western Regions is that raisins are delicious, and sliced ​​cakes are expensive...

[Are you a minority? ]

[No, my parents’ hometown is not in the Western Regions, I just grew up in the Western Regions. ]

[All right. ] Xu Bai fantasized about Shen Yi's appearance, and thought to himself, it should be very exotic.

[Ah Bai, let me show you the photos I took at school. ]

He really spoke to his heart, and immediately replied: [Okay. ]

[It's ugly, don't laugh, promise me you won't laugh. ]

Xu Bai promised N times that she would not laugh, and felt that this girl was too wordy... Shen Yi then sent the photo.

The first thing that caught my eye was a pair of smiling eyes, curved, as if greeting her.

Xu Bai leaned closer and carefully observed the girl's facial features in the photo. Although it was not as exotic as she imagined, her nose was very straight.The apple muscles formed a small arc along with the raised corners of the mouth, and the black ponytail neatly draped over the blue school uniform.Combined with the campus scenery, she looks like an innocent sister next door.

Xu Bai blushed a little.Before she could look away, Shen Yi posted another set of photos in school uniforms, some with ponytails and some with their hair down.She captured the background in the photos, guessing that they were all taken at home, and everything felt natural.Only then did she finally confirm that what Shen Yi told her about herself was true.

[I laughed. ]

[How can this be? You said you couldn't laugh. ]

[I laughed because I thought you were cute, not a mocking laugh. ]

[Well, trust you once, these photos were taken by me a few days ago.Now it's my turn to watch Abai, la la la. ]

Not good... Only then did Xu Bai realize that she had been fooled.Ganqing, the little girl, had already planned to "exchange at equal value" with her.

[I really don't have a picture...]

[Everyone showed you, I also want to see Abai, I want to see Abai. ]

In normal times, Xu Bai would just ignore people.She didn't get along with Shen Yi for a long time, and she was also a netizen, but she liked this innocent little sister from the bottom of her heart, and she panicked for a while.

[Then wait for me to take a picture. ]

[Um! ] Shen Yi smiled again.

"Smiling fart, where can I get you a photo? Do you want to see the photo of 24-year-old Lala?" Xu Bai covered his face with his hands.

She turned her head and saw that Liang Haimei was still concentrating on watching the live broadcast, so she minimized the chat window, and went online to search for some photos of the life of a little fresh meat in the recently broadcast "Happy Boys".Xu Bai found that this person looked a bit like his own with short hair, and he didn't have time to think about whether Shen Yi would recognize him, so he deliberately selected two side photos so that people couldn't see them clearly, and then hit enter , and sent it to Shen Yi.

After a while, the reply bar lit up yellow.Xu Bai didn't dare to click on it, she felt that she was too stupid, she should go to the gallery and choose a random one, this little fresh meat has won the championship, and it has become so popular recently, children of Shen Yi's age should know him... …

But it's too late to regret, and I still can't hide it...

She straightened her back, clicked on the chat window, and was already mentally prepared to be scolded by Shen Yi...

[The skin is so white, it has the same name as Ah Bai!I just said that Ah Bai must be very handsome, hehe, I will save it. ]

[...]

Fuck!Is this girl face blind or stupid?Xu Bai almost flipped the keyboard... What about the network security awareness that was agreed upon?What about not being able to talk to strangers?How do the teachers in the school teach?

Xu Bai lit another cigarette: "Oh, it's really not as good as one generation after another."

"Haha, I finally got good equipment, and this boss has earned back his money." Liang Haimei tilted her head, "What are you laughing at alone?"

"Uh, no, I'm playing a game."

"Are you still playing your mentally handicapped game? Watch the live broadcast with me. You didn't know that you were so risky just now that you almost lost your home."

Xu Bai glanced at Meimei: "Later, I'll plant some flowers." Then he extinguished the cigarette, and opened Shen Yi's chat window again.

[What's the matter, it's really handsome.Ah Bai, are you precocious? A real person is as mature as you speak. ]

This time Xu Bai held back and didn't turn over the keyboard: [It's okay, there are many handsome men and beautiful women in our school, so I'm nothing. ]

[Ah Bai is so good-looking, there must be many girls chasing you, right? ]

Yes, yes, but there are also men chasing me, do you like this kind of answer... Xu Bai smiled and shook his head while thinking.

[No one is chasing me, and I am not interested in this kind of thing now.The photos are also shown to you, hurry up and review it. ]

[Ah Bai is so shy and humble.Wait, I'll show you another photo of my classmate. ]

Being humble, that's because I dare not tell you... Xu Bai thought so in his heart, but he unconsciously replied: [Okay, who is it this time? ]

[Look at the photo first. ]

[OK, let me see...]

The girl in this photo is not as cute as Shen Yi. Although she wears heavy makeup, her appearance is too contrived, with sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.

[Okay. ] Xu Bai was worried that this person was Shen Yi's good sister, so he didn't want to hit her.

[We all think that she is not good-looking, and she always bullies others in class, and she is still throwing water on me today. ]

[Splashing water? ]

[Well, I didn't mess with her, I told her not to bully a friend of mine, and she just poured mineral water on my clothes. ]

Xu Bai didn't expect this gentle girl to have such a spicy side, so he laughed foolishly.But when I thought about it, if Shen Yi knew that she was a woman, would she also pour water over the screen directly...

[Have you changed your clothes yet?Don't catch a cold. ]

[It's changed, don't worry, I'm fine. ]

[I haven't encountered this kind of thing in school, so I can't give you any advice. If you don't like her, just keep in touch with her less. ]

[No, why are you so serious, I just want to tell Ah Bai. ]

[so……]

[Girls are more talkative, you boys' thinking will not understand.Still, thank you very much. ]

This time Xu Bai was really heartbroken, she was ready to write down that today is a "humiliation day"... to be told by a little girl that she doesn't think like a woman?

[Well, you are fine. ]

[It’s just that I get upset when I think about it afterwards. She still scolded me, scolded the wool, and scolded me even after she spilled it on me. ]

Xu Bai turned his head: [What did you just say? ]

[She scolded me...]

[No, the latter sentence has dirty words. ]

[Yarn? ]

[Don't let me hear you swearing in the future. ]

[...]

[I don't really like girls who speak dirty. ]

[Okay, I see, I just don’t say anything. ]

[Really? ]

[But that’s not a swear word...that’s all I’m going to say. ]

[I don't care, I don't want to hear it.Once a bad habit is formed, it is difficult to change. ]

Xu Bai remembered the time when he learned to swear in junior high school, and saw Shen Yi asking her again: [Can Ah Bai swear? ]

[Yes, often. ]

[Then why can't I say it? ]

[I'm going to eat shit, do you want to eat shit with me? ]

[...]

[Be obedient, don't talk to me, go and review. ]

[Understood, I will listen to what Abai said.I will brush the shoes for my father first, and then I will do my homework. ]

[Brush the shoes for Dad? ]

[Well, he also came home from get off work, and my mother is taking my younger brother, so let me wash it, I'm used to it. ]

Xu Bai smiled gently: [If you were my parents' daughter, they would be very happy. ]

[Then Abai's parents must be very nice, my parents always scold me. ]

[Stop talking, let’s go, we’ll talk again when we have time. ]

[Well, then I'm going, you have to take care of yourself. ]

Xu Bai stared at Shen Yi's head portrait until it gradually turned gray, then raised the corners of his mouth and smiled again.

"Finally finished, comfortable! My wife, let's eat, I'm hungry." Liang Haimei yawned and came over, "Hey, who is this? When did you build another penguin?"

Xu Bai explained the ins and outs of the matter, and praised Shen Yi for being a good girl.

"It's incredible that you can talk to such a young girl."

Xu Bai puffed out the smoke ring, leaned on the sofa and jokingly said: "She is really good, if she is Lala, I would like to become a T for her."