Xiaobai Deformation Meter

Rather than being angry, Xu Bai was more confused about Liang Haimei's true feelings for her mother.

She really didn't understand, how did she develop the mentality of feeling that the other party was so nice that she was sacrosanct even though she was ruthlessly teasing her...

If you like it, you should be gentle, if you don't like it, you should be gentle, isn't this kind of "I care about you, but I'm going to piss you off" thinking tiring?

However, Xu Bai is also quite jealous. Although he knows he shouldn't be jealous of his parents, sometimes he can't help it.Perhaps it was also because Aunt He had hurt her, just as Liang Haimei was unhappy with her father's existence.

Fortunately, no one will disturb them now, and they will have their own space.

Xu Bai skipped ahead, took the elevator, took the key handed to her by Liang Haimei, and opened their two-person world.

Sure enough, they were people who had been together for three years. The two fell on the bed one after the other in a tacit understanding and started fighting.

Liang Haimei laughed so hard: "Haha, wife, I finally live with you! God help me, I can see you every day when I open my eyes."

"Uh, there's only one bed in this room, do you sleep on the sofa?"

As soon as the words fell, Liang Haimei turned over and pushed Xu Bai down, with an expression of wanting to slap her.

Xu Bai couldn't help laughing, and stretched his arms around Liang Haimei: "I'm just kidding... Sigh, lying on the bed is so comfortable."

"You're kidding me, then I'll make you more comfortable." Liang Haimei said while unbuttoning Xu Bai's clothes.

"Hey, what is this?"

"Sex with you."

"It's broad daylight, shall we come at night?"

"No, right now."

After two or three strokes, Xu Bai's clothes were almost the same, so she quickly pulled the quilt over to block her body.

"I said, I'm hungry, let me eat first, okay... Haha, don't touch my waist, it's so itchy! It's so itchy!"

Liang Haimei poked her head out from under the quilt, and said dissatisfiedly: "Can you be more serious...every time you have a feeling, you are smiling." She slowly put her mouth on Xu Bai's lips, "I Does it look funny?"

Xu Bai still wanted to laugh, let alone, when people get closer to look at a person, the other person really looks quite funny, like an alien.It made her dare not breathe, until she was dazed by Meimei's eyes, and then pushed her away.

"It's none of your business. I usually don't like to laugh. Once I smile, I can't stop."

Liang Haimei thought for a few seconds, then put her arms around Xu Bai and said, "Then let's have a discussion. If I don't touch your waist, you are not allowed to laugh. You still have to bark, very affectionate and forgetful. Hehe ...and most importantly, don't act like a dead fish."

Xu Bai swallowed, she would rather Liang Haimei throw her a math problem, ask her to verify and solve it, and ask her to recite pi, she doesn't want to call...

She turned her head away from Meimei, wondering if there was something wrong with herself, why didn't she feel it?Even if there is, it's not strong... What should I do?To call or not to call, to call or not to call...

Until Liang Haimei knocked her head and asked her: "Fool, what are you thinking?"

"No, nothing."

Xu Bai fumbled for a piece of clothing to put on his body, only to realize that it was Meimei's white shirt.She was thinner than Liang Haimei, and the shirt just covered her buttocks, and she immediately felt much safer.

"Can't you be a little flirtatious?"

As soon as these words came out, Xu Bai's body turned red, and she really wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in.

"No, I don't want to..."

"Xiaobai, don't you like me?" Liang Haimei's tone sounded disappointed, "How can anyone have sex with someone I like, is it like you?"

"Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike you. Maybe I haven't passed my level yet. I will try my best to cooperate with you."

Liang Haimei smiled slightly and said, "That's fine, that's what you said."

Xu Bai nodded blankly, and then asked Meimei: "Where did you learn these things? I think you seem... very skilled."

"I knew these things when I was very young. I liked to rummage at my grandma's house. At that time, my uncle was still living at my grandma's house. Once, I accidentally dug out a few action movies from his cabinet. Look. I understand it after reading it, and it’s not a very profound knowledge. But..." Liang Haimei turned to look at her again, "It’s really a skill, you need to learn more."

Xu Bai also stared at Liang Haimei, she guessed that she must look like a mentally retarded person at this moment.

"Oh, actually, I've seen it too."

"Really?" Now it was Liang Haimei's turn to be surprised.

Xu Bai said frankly that she once visited An An's house for a minute or two when she was still in junior high school.

An An called Xu Bai home as if she had discovered the New World, laughing all the time and saying that she had something interesting to show her.She didn't pay much attention to it at the time, she just sat next to An An, and when An An closed the door and opened the video, when a man and a woman started rolling around in the video, her eyeballs almost fell out.

"An An said that she didn't know why there was such a thing in the computer. She kept laughing wildly, and I broke out in a cold sweat." Xu Bai sighed, and suddenly regretted that he hadn't watched it for a long time, so he told An An not to let it go...

"Haha, that's when I found out that I'm a T. Because when I watched the film, I fantasized that I was the male side, not the female side."

Hearing what Meimei said, Xu Bai tilted his head and began to think back.She didn't understand anything at the time, but she still remembered that the girl's skin in the video was so tender and fair, it felt like water would come out from a pinch...she was really, really beautiful.

I can't remember the rest, what is this...

"Anyway, if you want to call... just call, who is afraid of whom?" Xu Bai was not convinced, she didn't want Meimei to think that the women in the film were better than her.

"Okay, then call me."

"..."

"Tch, the sound will be muted soon." Liang Haimei jumped up and went into the kitchen to get busy.

Xu Bai was extremely depressed. After thinking about it, she felt that "calling this thing" should be a physiological instinct. It must be because she didn't get into the drama. It must be like this... It's all because she is ticklish. try.

Xu Bai was overjoyed when he finally had the meal cooked by Liang Haimei at home in the evening.Before they lived together, she had tasted Meimei's cooking, and she couldn't stop herself. The original problem of picky eaters was cured—or even more picky eaters, and she liked to eat the dishes made by Meimei.

Not long after they moved in, Grandma Wu came over several times and added a lot of things to them, making this place look more like a home.

Liang Haimei said she was going to take Grandma Wu downstairs, but Xu Bai didn't follow, thinking that they might have something to say, and it's not good for her to be there every time.Besides, she is the worst at dealing with adults. After all, it hasn't been long since she ran away from home, so she still has some thoughts in her heart.

She was lying on the bed alone, thinking about what to do.

The floor-to-ceiling windows of the balcony were slightly open, and the night wind from the outside blew the white curtains high.Xu Bai turned over and lay down on the bed, and took out the phone from under the pillow.

She hesitated and pressed the record button.

Liang Haimei's voice suddenly popped up in my mind: "I still want to scream, very affectionate, very forgetful..."

Damn it!All right, just call, anyway, just call, let’s not talk, I’ll call for you... After countless times of intense strangulation in his heart, Xu Bai slowly opened his mouth and yelled twice into the recording .

She immediately stopped pressing it, and then covered her ears and played it to herself, as if deceiving her ears.

She felt herself blushing, and the voice on the recording was like a pervert.Immediately, he pretended to be very sensitive and called out twice, and then played it for himself.Tired of barking, dogs, cats, pigs, imaginary giraffes...everything started.

No, no, it should be that kind of ecstasy voice... Xu Bai shook his head, and after a lot of tossing, he finally recorded something he was satisfied with.

She immediately threw the phone away and burst out laughing.I feel like I did something really stupid.

There was a sound of banging on the door, which frightened Xu Bai to his feet!

"Honey, open the door!"

She got out of bed and went to open the door with a guilty conscience.

"Did you miss me when I was away? What are you doing at home?"

"Uh... think."

Liang Haimei changed into a T-shirt, drank a whole bottle of mineral water, and said a lot of things before she looked at Xu Bai in confusion and said, "Why are you so red, are you sick?"

"No." Xu Bai stretched out his hand and handed the phone to Liang Haimei.

"What does it mean?"

"Don't you want to listen to me? Treat it as a gift from me. I've recorded it on my phone. Listen to yourself. Don't pull me." After finishing speaking, Xu Bai got under the covers and covered himself Strictly speaking.

But she heard it, albeit very quietly.

Liang Haimei was very quiet at first, but then she burst out laughing, and the recording was not turned off, so she ran over and asked her, "Honey, are you calling? Haha, why does it sound like you are dying?"

"Shut up! I don't want to talk to you now!" Xu Bai regretted so much, "Don't touch me, I will stay under the quilt for a century!"

But Liang Haimei still pulled back the quilt.Xu Bai looked at her pitifully, not knowing whether she was happy or not.

Until Meimei showed her dimples: "I saved this recording, don't delete it. You are really... Haha, how should I put it, you are so cute."

"Shut up!" Xu Bai blushed and looked arrogant, not wanting to continue this topic.

"By the way, grandma gave me a suggestion." Liang Haimei touched her head and sat down beside the bed.

"what?"

"She asked us to take the self-study undergraduate degree, which is in the business school."

"Self-examination?"

"Well, the college entrance examination is a unified entrance examination, and the self-examination is an adult education. Even if you study at home, as long as you pass all the subjects, you will still get a bachelor's degree."

Xu Bai sat up: "It sounds simple, but it's actually very difficult, right?"

"Yes, it is more difficult than the college entrance examination, so many overseas countries also recognize self-examination diplomas. Remember the uncle I mentioned to you two days ago? He was also very naughty during the college entrance examination, arguing that he would go out to serve dishes and not participate The college entrance examination. Later, grandma asked him to take the self-examination, and now he is doing well in my dad's company. I am grateful to my grandma." Liang Haimei smiled, "The school also has a special self-examination class, you can sign up for it Go to the class. I am very interested, do you want to try it?"

"Uh, don't you say you want to open an online store..."

"That's what I told my grandma. Grandma said it doesn't matter. After all, both parties are free and can work together."

Xu Bai glanced at her, thinking, if Meimei could have figured this out before, they wouldn't have had such a big fight about going home.

"It's up to you, I'm not sure anyway."

"With me here, I will help you. Grandma also said that she must take you with her. She treats you so well that she treats you as a granddaughter-in-law."

Xu Bai squeezed the phone and nodded silently.After renting a house, she also liked grandma Wu more and more, especially after the four parents didn't care about them anymore, grandma Wu could still think of ways and ideas for them from their perspective.

She was very touched.Perhaps, this is the so-called good intentions!

After thinking about it, if Meimei could also appreciate her good intentions, it would be great, then this recording would not be in vain.Although Xu Bai made himself sick to the point...

That's how the self-examination was settled.But what she never expected was that a scumbag like her was ready to complain, but Liang Haimei, a top student, unexpectedly retreated...

After paying the tuition fees for the two of them.