Xiaobai Deformation Meter

I have forgotten how many Internet cafes they changed to.Xu Bai entered the store with a haggard face, deliberately not looking at the aquarium standing beside the cashier.Every time she saw the fish in the water swimming around with wide eyes, she felt uncomfortable all over.

However, what makes her even more unacceptable are things that occasionally climb onto the keyboard...

"Ah!" Xu Bai withdrew his hands, and played very high, "Xiaoqiang, there is Xiaoqiang!"

Liang Haimei woke up, Xu Bai grabbed her by the shoulders and stood on the seat.

"What... where is it?"

"I don't know, you find it yourself!" Xu Bai turned his head away, unwilling to look any further.

Liang Haimei was overjoyed, and lifted the keyboard to look around and said, "There are so many people ordering takeaway from Internet cafes, there are always some. What's so scary about cockroaches? It really is a little girl..."

"Will you die if you don't mention that word? I'm afraid when I hear its name!" Xu Baibai glanced at Liang Haimei, sweating, "Besides, what does this have to do with men and women? Everyone has something to be afraid of."

She couldn't help but think of her grandmother's house when she was young, and her grandmother had the habit of using pesticides in the kitchen at night.

That day, Xu Bai woke up very early, and was about to push away from the kitchen and go in. When he saw the corpses all over the floor, all the tentacles with hairs were still sticking out towards the sky, he was so scared that he sat down on the ground and cried!Since then, she has been particularly afraid of Xiaoqiang, wishing to kill them all!

"I'm not afraid of cockroaches, I'll just trample them to death."

"Do you dare to say that you are not afraid of the dark or ghosts?" Xu Bai wiped the sweat from his forehead, "It sounds like you are so manly."

Liang Haimei stretched out her hand to scratch Xu Bai's itch, but Xu Bai angrily refused to touch it, and finally couldn't help laughing.

"Don't be mad at me, wife. The worm is gone, let's have something to eat."

Xu Bai handed Liang Haimei the snacks he had just bought outside, while he bit into a wafer biscuit himself.

Once those who don't plan to play all night are gone, the only sound left in the Internet cafe is the crackling of keyboards.Occasionally, he would catch a glimpse of a few uncles wearing earphones and laughing at the screen, Xu Bai guessed that they were either watching an indescribable video or chatting with someone.

In short, staying in the Internet cafe for a long time is very uncomfortable, and she has no shower for a few days, which makes her head itchy.

Seeing Liang Haimei watching TVB again, Xu Bai reluctantly pulled off the charging cable. The phone was fully charged, but it couldn't be turned on.I didn't dare to think about what method my parents would use to find them. The two sides were so deadlocked, like a tug of war.There is also the lonely Yong'er, after all, both herself and Han are gone...

"You want to go home?"

"I don't want to." Xu Bai put the phone back in his bag, "I want to be with you."

Liang Haimei touched Xu Bai's head, hugged her into her arms and said, "Do you dare to take a risk with me?"

"What?" Xu Bai stuffed the last biscuit into his mouth.

"Don't forget, I have the key to the lotus garden. My parents asked me to return to me, but I don't believe they don't go to work. Once I had a high fever, my mother didn't let me take leave. She said she had to go to school if she could support it." .So they’re not going to let go of work, especially my dad, who’s a workaholic. We can go back and take a shower while they’re at work.”

Xu Bai was right after thinking about it, the house in Heyuan is rented on a seasonal basis, and it will not be rented out suddenly.

"What if we meet?"

"The possibility is very small. If they want to go back, they will go back to the new building. They only came to Heyuan to find us, so we have to get there in time."

The plan seemed perfect and seamless, but Xu Bai felt that there were still too many uncertainties.However, she couldn't take it anymore, so she discussed the details with Liang Haimei and planned to leave early tomorrow morning.

After Xiaoqiang's incident just now, Xu Bai felt a little insomnia, afraid that the damn thing would crawl on him as soon as he fell asleep.Looking at Liang Haimei's dark circles again, he told her to lie down on his lap.

After a while, Liang Haimei's faint snoring sound came.Xu Bai looked down, feeling very distressed.Then staring at the computer screen, wondering what they should do next...

Regardless of whether the test will be taken in the end, whether their parents agree with them or not, they must have a source of income.

The road to the art test was blocked by Xu Wenhui, and it was too late to start now. Even if her father madly agreed, she didn't want to repeat it, and something might happen at that time.

Xu Bai thought of Liang Haimei's side again, and felt that the situation was much more complicated.If Meimei really doesn't go back to take the exam, maybe her parents will find a way to get her abroad. If she doesn't go abroad, it seems that the only way to do business is really...

But where is the way?

The more Xu Bai thought about it, the sleepier he became, and he didn't dare to close his eyes.I had no choice but to click on the TV series that Liang Haimei had just watched, but found that I couldn't watch it at all, so I simply turned off all of them, and found a business game to play.

The more she played, the smoother she became. She was about to clear the level, but she couldn't hold back and fell asleep in front of the keyboard.

After an unknown amount of time, a "bang bang bang" sound came from beside his ears, and Xu Bai was so frightened that he quickly raised his head and looked in the direction of the sound.

It turned out that the network administrator was cleaning the soot from the keyboards one by one, and was turning a keyboard over and shaking it on the table.

"Meimei, Meimei, get up quickly." Xu Bai shook the person in his arms, "It's dawn, let's sleep in the lotus garden, and leave here first."

Liang Haimei said "um" and closed her eyes again.

Xu Bai made no mistake, took out a wet tissue from his bag, covered her face and pinched it vigorously, telling her to get up quickly.

The two walked out of the Internet cafe along the passage, and were instantly surrounded by sunlight.As if he had just been released from a mental hospital, Xu Bai suddenly recovered.

"Eat a bowl of noodles, and then take the car to Heyuan." Liang Haimei dragged Xu Bai into a noodle restaurant.

Xu Bai ordered beef noodles and started eating immediately.When eating noodles with Xu Wenhui in the past, she could eat at most half a bowl. Every time my father finished eating first, he would stand outside the store lighting a cigarette and wait for her, but now, she devoured it all.

Afterwards, the two got on the bus. Fortunately, there were many empty seats on the bus.

"I take this bus to Heyuan every day. Before getting on the bus, I buy a set meal for you and carry it all the way. It takes nearly two hours at one end, and you still hate it."

"Every time you buy me eggplants with minced meat, I'm going to throw up, wife." Liang Haimei hugged Xu Bai.

"Hmph, I'll be specific." Xu Bai knew that Liang Haimei was picky, so he didn't continue to quarrel with her.

Finally came to the familiar street, Xu Bai followed Liang Haimei into the community.On the outskirts of the community is the Yuquan branch school, and everyone is still in class at this time.Seeing Meimei subconsciously looking over there, Xu Bai thought to herself, how big of a decision she must have made, so she didn't want to worry about the eggplant.

Liang Haimei had agreed with Xu Bai in advance to let her hide in the corridor first.Xu Bai didn't say anything more, and stopped in the corridor.

She heard Liang Haimei turn the key lightly, and she beckoned to her after a while.

It seems that there is really no one.As soon as Xu Bai entered the room, he was so tired that he collapsed on the bed.Liang Haimei also seemed relieved, and lay down on Xu Bai's body.

"Get up, you're going to crush me to death."

"I'm exhausted, I'm asleep."

"You don't come."

Xu Bai twisted his body and got out from below, throwing a pillow on Liang Haimei's face.Liang Haimei took it, picked up the pillow and fell asleep soundly.

See how long you can hold it.Xu Bai glanced at her, turned his back to Liang Haimei, took off his coat, and started to unbutton his bra.But after touching the back for a long time, he still couldn't untie it, so he took out the change of clothes hidden in the house and walked towards the bathroom.

The bathroom is small with only a hood.Xu Bai took off the bra like a vest and threw it out of the bathroom, shivering and started to shower, a gust of hot water came down, and she felt much warmer.

Just as she was washing her hair, the sliding door slammed.

"Open the door, I want to come in and take a shower!"

"No, come in after I wash you."

Liang Haimei was still knocking on the door, Xu Bai quickly turned his head and slid the door open for her.

"Aren't you annoying, didn't you see that I came in first?"

"I see, so I'll be with you." Liang Haimei looked at Xu Bai and smiled, and Xu Bai turned around quickly.

"I don't like this, you go out first." Xu Bai said lightly, and in a blink of an eye, Liang Haimei had already taken off her clothes and squeezed in.

"What's the matter with you, you're still shy with me? Your father is about to train you to be a 'saint'..."

Xu Bai saw that Liang Haimei was holding her chest while taking a shower, like a shy girl.Facing this grandpa, Xu Bai suddenly wanted to tease her.

"Why are you covering it up? You don't seem to like the place where I touch you."

"No, there's nothing to look at." Liang Haimei blinked, picked up her disheveled hair and began to shower, "I just don't like breasts, I'd rather not have one."

"Oh, give it back to me." Xu Bai snatched the shaggy head away, "I don't like you rushing in while taking a shower, and you still rush!" Suddenly, Liang Haimei pulled her into her arms with one hand, He cornered her again.Xu Bai couldn't push it away.

"Hurry up and wash it, what's the fuss?" Liang Haimei snatched back the lotus pod and began to use the other hand to shower the bubbles on her head.

"Why are you so close to me? You dare not show me." Xu Bai said coldly, "You were also wearing a corset when you went to bed, and I didn't touch your place."

"I wear a corset because it's inconvenient. My mother didn't inherit it from me, but her breasts. What can I do?" After Liang Haimei rinsed off, she let go of Xu Bai and began to apply the shower gel.

"You should trade with me." Xu Bai grabbed the shaggy head, thinking that her breasts were smaller than Liang Haimei's.

She suddenly felt a little sympathetic to T, and she wore that bandage every day, and I don't know who invented it... If she was T, she wouldn't wear it, the bra was almost suffocating her, let alone this thing.

Liang Haimei walked out of the bathroom, so Xu Bai had no choice but to take a shower again, and then picked up the hair dryer to dry his hair.

"It's annoying, my hair is too long and I can't dry it... I'm so sleepy."

Unable to hold on any longer, the two of them collapsed on the bed and fell asleep.On the way, Liang Haimei suddenly remembered something and asked Xu Bai to lock the door.After Xu Bai was done, he went back to bed and fell asleep with Meimei in his arms.

This time they fell asleep and slept until dawn, both of them were startled when they woke up, and hurriedly put on their underwear and left the lotus garden as if fleeing for their lives.

Fortunately, no adults found out.

After staying in the Internet cafe for a few more days, Xu Bai and Liang Haimei would occasionally go back to the lotus garden to rest, and then tidy up the room as if no one had been there before leaving.Until I wandered outside for half a month...

"Honey, in order not to be discovered by them, we'd better not go back to the lotus garden for a few days."

"Okay, where are we going?"

"The most dangerous place might be the safest. My parents must have searched for the Internet cafes closest to them, and they probably won't go there again in a short time." Liang Haimei said as she walked, "Why don't you go there? Stay in the Internet cafe for a few days and see what they say."

So, Xu Bai and Liang Haimei got into a small Internet cafe again, lamenting what the result would be if this stalemate continued.

"Honey, do you think this girl looks good?" Liang Haimei turned the screen to Xu Bai who had been staring at the ceiling in a daze.

Xu Bai turned his head and glanced, "Who is she?"

"She's very popular on the Internet now, she's a boss, and she runs a T-treasure shop." Liang Haimei began to tell stories about this female boss.

But an idea popped up in Xu Bai's mind, which was very similar to every time she drew a picture, as if countless fresh inspirations flooded up... She jumped up and blurted out: "Aren't you going to do business? We can open an online store too!"

Liang Haimei glanced at Xu Bai, and said with a smile: "This is a good idea. I checked it just now. The investment risk is very small because there is no appearance fee. It's just that there are very few people who know about T Treasure Store..."

"There are so many people who know, do you still need to do it?" Xu Bai pushed Liang Haimei aside, sat down and swiped the mouse to browse the page, "It was established in 2003, and it has only been 5 years since it was established. Someone around you bought it online something?"

"No, but we can try."

Xu Bai's mind was running fast, she felt that this method was feasible.

Online shopping, staying at home, Internet age, self-employment... being able to be with Meimei, and making money... The light in her eyes is getting brighter, and her thinking is becoming clearer...

Liang Haimei put her arms around Xu Bai's shoulder happily. Xu Bai felt that they had finally found a real outlet, something suitable for them to do!

At this time, a female voice sounded behind them:

"Meimei, I finally found you..."

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