Xiaobai Deformation Meter

Xu Bai didn't care too much about the fact that the male squad leader turned gay overnight, anyway, he would continue to thrive under Han Ye's blow.

On the other hand, Mi Yong'er, who is a straight girl, turns out to be a straight girl when she says she wants to, and her partner is someone who has a little "past" with her.Xu Bai suddenly recalled that military training in elementary school, that dark and windy night, and her muddled kiss.

Children know a fart, and they just touch it lightly.Xu Bai insisted that no matter whether she kissed Tang Shi's face or mouth that day, her real first kiss was to Liang Haimei.

"What are you struggling with...why are you still as stern as yesterday?" Mi Yong'er looked at Xu Bai.

"Liang Haimei is right, I'm just stupid." Xu Bai stared straight at the blackboard, still trying to knock the head teacher unconscious with the book.

"I think you are quite smart, but you have too many rules and regulations, and you always like to trap yourself."

"Really?"

"Yeah." Mi Yong'er nodded and smiled, "When I asked you why you weren't a T, I already found out."

"Liang Haimei is a T, how can I be a T?"

"Look, that's why I said that you like to set a lot of dead rules, and then frame yourself. Have you ever thought, if your Liang Haimei is not T, would you still like her?"

"Yes."

"That's it. You just like her. No matter what she becomes, you will still like her. If she was a P before, she might turn you into a T."

After hearing these words, Xu Bai deeply suspected that Yong'er was not a P, but an H. In her eyes, lesbians were indiscriminate, that's why they had this series of feelings...

But Xu Bai didn't want to continue instilling Les knowledge into her, so he asked, "Did Tang Shi tell you how I met her?"

"Primary school classmate. By the way, she will come to Jinchuan at noon the day after tomorrow, so you can catch up on the old days."

"Coincidentally, Liang Haimei will also come that day." Xu Bai told Yong'er what happened between himself and Tang Shi.

"It's okay, it's all over. Then the four of us can play together. But after hearing what you said, Abai, I'm a little worried about Tang Shi..."

"worry about what?"

Ke Yong'er didn't say anything.So, on Thursday, Xu Bai finally met his old classmate whom he hadn't seen for almost 4 years.

"I didn't expect you to bend."

"I didn't expect you to be bent."

After all, Xu Bai looked at Tang Shi, she was wearing a dark denim jacket, like a kid next door, she grew a lot taller, but she still looked the same.Afterwards, Tang Shi patted Xu Bai's shoulder, and the two smiled in relief.

Mi Yong'er just went to buy some snacks, and the three of them just sat and chatted by the playground.After waiting for a long time, Liang Haimei came.

"This is Ah Bai's T, Liang Haimei." Mi Yong'er introduced Tang Shi.

Xu Bai didn't think it was necessary at all, because looking at Tang Shi's eyes, she seemed to know Meimei.

"Isn't this Brother Hai from Yuequan, you are the one who got Xiaobaibai! Admire me." Tang Shi took the initiative to shake hands with Liang Haimei, "It turns out that in Shiqiang, Xiaobai belongs to the kind of girl who is afraid. I can't handle her either..."

Seeing Meimei glance at her, Xu Bai seemed to say, "You still have a past with a T?"

"This world is really too small, don't you think so, wife?" Tang Shi turned to Mi Yong'er and hugged her, making Mi Yong'er grow up in her arms like a kitten. laugh.

Xu Bai suddenly felt a little upset.

"So it's she who is with Mi Yong'er?" Liang Haimei whispered in Xu Bai's ear, "Then your life at the same table will not be peaceful."

"Is there any problem with Tang Shi?" Xu Bai stared intently at the two flirting people.

"Didn't she pursue you before, she was still your elementary school classmate, didn't you see it?"

"I only know that Tang Shi used to have a girlfriend."

"More than one, there are many girls who have relations with Tang Shi."

Liang Haimei's words successfully attracted Xu Bai's attention, she turned to look at Meimei: "How do you know?"

"Before cutting my girl last time, she was from Tang Shi's school. I was very angry and asked her if all the T's in their school were dead, and she insisted on coming to me... She chatted with me about Tang Shi. , saying that she is very hardworking, and it is normal to change women's tickets."

"Oh, so." Now Xu Bai felt even more upset.Her Yong'er...Yong'er, who was clearly her best friend... fell into the hands of a scumbag...

"What's the matter with you? Nothing happened between you and Tang Shi, right?"

"No, it's just..." Xu Bai stopped, and looked at Liang Haimei with a guilty conscience.

"Have you ever liked her?"

"No."

"what is that?"

"..."

"I can ask Zhou Xiaomeng."

There was no other way, Xu Bai had no choice but to confess.She saw that Meimei's face sank, but after Tang Shi and Yong'er joined them to chat again, Meimei was still very lively.It's a small matter, it's a small matter, Xu Bai smiled, and also showed affection with Meimei.

After Tang Shi and Yong'er separated, they took the light rail and left.

Xu Bai couldn't bear Liang Haimei, so he asked Yong'er to help her take a leave of absence. There were two periods in the afternoon for physical education, so it's okay if you don't go.There is another reason why she didn't tell Yong'er - she always felt that Meimei was not happy, and she didn't know if this sixth sense was accurate.

Liang Haimei didn't pay much attention to her along the way.Xu Bai was a little anxious, he didn't know how to coax people, and he didn't dare to ask, and in the end he made himself depressed.

"Every time I get angry, you get sulky too, are you trying to piss me off!"

"Then what should I say? I really never liked Tang Shi."

"You just gave me Lin Zixi's cuckold, and now you have an extra Tang Shi for no reason? The kiss was very happy, or was it exciting?"

"I didn't mean to kiss her..."

"Who knows." Liang Haimei walked towards the playground angrily. Xu Bai knew that her first period was also a physical education class, so he followed.

"Then what are you going to do, break up?"

Liang Haimei stood still, turned around and stared at Xu Bai: "Can you stop saying 'break up'?"

"Didn't you bring Tong Yan back home?"

Liang Haimei said in surprise: "Tong Yan? That fake class girl in your school? Please do me a favor. I haven't seen her in hundreds of years!"

"Can you forget whoever brought others home?"

"Oh, you said the make-up class." Liang Haimei closed her eyes and shook her head, "Let me tell you, she insisted on going to my house! There was a time when you were sick or something, but you didn't come anyway. I went home with her, and she insisted on going to my house to play, so I had no choice but to accompany her. If you have the ability, you will show up at that time!"

"During my military training, you have the ability to show up!"

"So we're now lamenting not being there earlier in each other's lives?"

"No, I'm talking about breaking up." Xu Bai said lightly, not wanting to look at her.

"Okay, Xu Bai, then I'll help you!" After Liang Haimei said that, she strode into the playground, just as the bell rang for class.

Xu Bai stood dazedly on the sidelines watching their class assemble.At this time, a person patted her on the shoulder and hugged her.

"Lin Lan..."

"Sister Baibai, why are you here? My first physical education class. Is your school closed today?"

"Uh, it seems that there are too many people in physical education class today." Xu Bai looked sad.

"I saw Liang Haimei was there too. Are you here to accompany her? Why aren't you happy..."

Xu Bai glanced at Liang Haimei, they dispersed soon after they got together, but she didn't come over, turned around and walked to a girl.Xu Bai recognized that person as Qin Miao, and it turned out that their class was also a physical education class.

Qin Miao handed Zhang Chenbao to Liang Haimei, looked at Xu Bai from time to time, and chatted intimately with Liang Haimei.

"No, we're not arguing." Xu Bai glanced at Lin Lan, "It's a fight!" Then he stood up and rushed towards Liang Haimei and Qin Miao!

"What are you doing?" Liang Haimei hurriedly stood in front of Qin Miao.

"Hit you." As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Bai swung his fist.

The moment Liang Haimei stretched out her hand to hold it, the girls standing beside them stepped back again and again and started screaming.

"Xu Bai, this is Yuquan, don't go crazy!"

"Do you have to pretend to be angry with her like this?" Xu Bai gritted his teeth and said, "If you want to provoke, then I tell you, you succeeded!" She grabbed Liang Haimei's wrist and threw her down on the grass.

Liang Haimei turned over and pressed Xu Bai under her body: "I see that you are really gentle at ordinary times, but I didn't expect to be so naughty and hateful!"

Xu Bai burst into tears, she pushed Liang Haimei away, got up and continued to rush towards her.One attack and one defense, the two just fought together, from one end of the playground to the other end of the playground.

During the period, a physical education teacher ran over and tried to pull the two of them apart. After several attempts, they failed.Xu Bai was really exhausted, so he squatted on the ground panting for breath while listening to Liang Haimei explain to the teacher that she would handle the matter well.The physical education teacher just left.

Xu Bai wiped away his tears, but still had an expression of dissatisfaction.Looking at the huge football field, she didn't know what she was unconvinced about.

"Are you saying you're a fake gentleman?" Liang Haimei put her hands on her hips, panting, "It's impossible to be crazy!"

"Have I ever said that I am gentle?" Xu Bai looked at Liang Haimei arrogantly, "Everyone of you thinks that I am quiet, well-behaved, and obedient...but I never admit it. Then, when I did something different You just blame me for being such a person... I just don’t want to explain, it doesn’t mean you can put a label on me, and finally accuse me of being different from what you imagined! The same is true of Tang Shi ...Have you considered my feelings? I don't want to, I just want to leave the best things to you..."

Xu Bai became more and more incoherent, got up from the ground, shook off Liang Haimei's hand, and walked towards the worried Lin Lan.

"Sister, what's the matter with you? How did you become a different person after you were with Liang Haimei?" Lin Lan cried fiercely, "Is she really so important... How did you become a sister and fight in front of her..."

After being educated by Lin Lan, the blood in Xu Bai's body slowly flowed back to her brain, and she suddenly became more awake.

After the physical education class, Lin Lan and her classmates returned to the classroom.Xu Bai also planned to return to Jinchuan.At this time, Liang Haimei ran over, and it seemed that her anger had almost disappeared.

"If you want to divide, you can divide, I figured it out."

"Xiaobai, don't be so stubborn." Liang Haimei took Xu Bai's hand forcefully, "You obviously don't want to separate from me. You are really scary and cute when you are jealous, and I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes... Do you know how Qin Miao described you to me?"

"what?"

"Sentimental."

"She's the one who is sentimental!" Immediately, Xu Bai burst into laughter.

Liang Haimei shrugged: "You are not allowed to leave, I have taken a leave of absence for evening self-study, and I will take you to a place tonight to cure you, a brat."

"Oh. What the hell?"

Liang Haimei hugged Xu Bai, and kissed her forehead: "After you became my wife, a place you have never been to - let's float."

Xu Bai looked up at Liang Haimei, she knew what "Gone with the Wind" referred to, that is, a gay bar.