Delusion Master

Wei Lin was a little dazed looking at the big bottle of blue irises in full bloom.

In Professor Cheng's "Absolute Field", he faced Bai Yuan's provocation of "you will become a vegetable in the future, I will buy a bunch of flowers and put them in the ward", and he did use "then you can buy a bunch of blue irises." To fight back, he naturally knows the flower language of Lan Iris "secret love".The question is, does Bai Yuan really know?He made such a large bunch, and put them on the side cabinet, facing the dinner on the dining table... What do you mean, him!

Of course, Wei Lin would not absurdly mistake Bai Yuan for expressing his secret love for another man (who has a festive season). Give your restaurant some literary and artistic decoration.

So he put the edible flowers behind him, picked up his chopsticks impatiently, and greeted his partner: "Eat, eat quickly, especially this sweet-scented osmanthus fish with pine nuts. It won't taste good when it gets cold."

Bai Yuan was full of ulterior motives, and really wanted the two of them to sit down face to face, with elegant demeanor and affectionate eyes, raising the red wine from the cellar from time to time, and clinking glasses in a luscious way. As for the real meal, it was just an embellishment between the two parties' communication.It's a pity that Wei Lin doesn't belong to this faction at all. With a shriveled belly that hasn't eaten a grain of rice all day, he ate happily with a big bowl of rice.Bai Yuan didn't wait for the expected scene, couldn't create the atmosphere he wanted, so his face was inevitably gloomy.

Seeing Bai Yuan not moving his chopsticks, Wei Lin reminded, "You won't eat? If you don't, I'll eat it all. Also, I know my cooking skills well, if you dare to say 'no' , Don’t even think about eating my cooking again in this life.”

Bai Yuan had no choice but to pick up the chopsticks to take a bite, and said from the bottom of his heart: "It's delicious, and the craftsmanship is no less than that of a famous chef in a high-end restaurant."

Wei Lin smiled with satisfaction: "It's not too bad, it's not in vain for me to cook for you."

Bai Yuan absent-mindedly ate while thinking about how to create a chance for Wei Lin, who was too thin-skinned (?), to confess his love. Hearing this, he immediately went along with the flow: "Why do you cook for me?"

That's why you forced me to come here, and you didn't give me a chance to refuse at all.Wei Lin thought in his heart, but saying that would hurt his friendship too much, so he replied: "To thank you, this task is so difficult, without your partner, I'm afraid I will run into trouble."

Bai Yuan thought to himself: I heard him chatting with other colleagues in the office that day, as if he was saying, "Whether you are flirting with a girl or a guy, you can start with 'thank you' as an entry point", so, is he flirting with me?He was full of joy in his heart, and continued to ask calmly: "How do you plan to thank me, you won't just dismiss it after a meal."

Wei Lin didn't know that he had been deceived by the teasing experience he had shared, and thought that Bai Xiansen really pushed his limits, and cooking such a big table of meals was not enough?Well, for the sake of fighting monsters, skydiving and keeping warm... He gritted his teeth and said, "I'll make you two more meals, no, three more meals?"

Although the food he cooks is delicious, but Mr. Bai is not a foodie, so he was very disappointed and decided to change his path: "From now on, we will be a fixed partner. Every time we enter the 'absolute field', it is tantamount to entrusting our backs to the other party; because inside and outside The world's time is different, and sometimes you spend a long time in it day and night, so you don't have anything to say to me?"

Wei Lin said: "Uh...'please give me more advice'? No, I've done a good job, why do I need someone else to teach me. That's 'cooperate well, don't hold each other back'?"

Bai Yuan was a little annoyed: Idiot, I'm sorry to say "I like you" directly, but I just said "I have feelings for you very much, and I want to try to develop a relationship other than a partner", won't you?Your usual eloquence has been eaten by dogs?

Goubuli Wei Lin felt that he had taken the wrong medicine and that Bai Yuan talked too much today, and his thoughts drifted sideways, drifting back and forth without touching the ground.Thinking that the [-]-word report hadn't been finished yet, and I didn't have time to chat with him, so I got up to pack the dishes and prepare to put them in the dishwasher.

"Don't go!" Bai Yuan shouted, "Sit down!"

Wei Lin subconsciously carried out the instructor's order, and then looked at the other party inexplicably: "...Are you drunk? No way, it's just two or three glasses of red wine."

Bai Yuan stroked his hair back impatiently, revealing his smooth forehead, his brows were frowned into three strands of unspeakable annoyance: "They all say the truth after drinking, but I want to get you drunk."

Wei Lin laughed: "We are trying to drink, you must be down before me. Then I will catch your black history and ask, what's the special hobby when taking a bath?", "At what age did you end your virginity" , 'Peach breasts and long legs can only choose one, which one', etc., the answer must be very interesting!"

"These questions are really stupid, change them." Bai Yuan said with a frown.

"It's not hot enough," Wei Lin smirked, "What do you want in exchange?"

Bai Yuan decided to help him one last time, if the other party doesn't get on the road again, then don't blame him for not giving him a chance.He moved the legs of the chair, facing Wei Lin, crossed his legs in a leisurely manner, crossed his fingers on his knees, and looked like an examiner, or even a judge, and said in a low voice, "'Please date me, okay. '—for this."

Wei Lin asked without hesitation: "Please associate with me, okay—"

Before the word "what" came out, he found something was wrong: What's the problem? This is, why do you feel that you have put yourself in it?

Without waiting for him to change his words, Bai Yuan quickly responded with a word: "OK."

"...Aha?" Wei Lin was completely confused.

Bai Yuan stared at him, and smiled teasingly: "Don't pretend, you just want me to answer you like this, now you have your wish."

"Wh, what...wait a minute, what are you talking about, I feel like I suddenly can't understand the Earth language." Wei Lin tapped his ear with his little finger, with a suspicious expression on his face, "What do I want you to answer?"

Bai Yuan stood up abruptly and approached him.The close personal distance made Wei Lin feel that it was against harmony, so he couldn't help taking a step back.Bai Yuan then took another step closer.Wei Lin was in a state of brain shutdown, and took a few steps back one after another, and was finally caught between Mr. Bai and the double-door refrigerator.

Bai Yuan, who was posing as a predator, supported the refrigerator door with one hand, and squeezed Wei Lin's jaw with the other: "Don't hide, act like a man, speak out quickly."

"What do you want me to say? Why are you so crazy!" Wei Lin grabbed the other party's strong fingers like iron tongs, "Wait, you want to play against me? You play the domineering president, and I will play the silly white sweet little white flower girl Lord? No, I reject this drama, it’s too boring, it’s thoughtful and artistic at least!”

Bai Yuan was about to be laughed angrily by him: "Who the hell is acting with you! If it wasn't for the sake of your determination, why should I try my best to adjust my mentality to accept a man's expression——"

Wei Lin: "—Wait! What does 'dead heart' mean? Who the hell am I dead set on?!"

Bai Yuan: "Are you still dead?"

Wei Lin: "Damn it, I'm a little dizzy from being surrounded by you, but what's going on with this feeling of wanting to beat someone more and more..."

Bai Yuan: "Want to beat me up? Come on, you don't have the guts to beat me up, and you won't be able to beat me up. Besides, you're not afraid that I'll dump you and let you mourn a relationship that died suddenly within 2 minutes of starting?"

"Love, you, sister!" Wei Lin spat out three words viciously, and hit Bai Yuan's stomach with one punch.

The close distance made Bai Yuan unable to dodge, but thanks to his agility, he twisted his waist before the fist hit his flesh, and only hit his ribs, causing a burst of severe pain.

This time he also became really angry: "I kicked your nose in the face!" Then he also waved his fist.

The two men fought back and forth with swords and swords, they were quite skilled and angry with each other, and there was no ambiguity in their strikes.

Bai Yuan has always wanted to verify whether Wei Lin's skills are only effective in the "absolute domain" and whether he is weak in the real world, but the truth is starkly presented in front of him—no.This guy is very good at fighting, even better than the one he fought against in Li Minxing's "Absolute Domain".

It was as if a destructive gust of wind was blowing up in the dining room and living room, and objects were thrown and debris flew.It took a lot of effort for Bai Yuan to find a gap, tripped Wei Lin to the ground with a sweeping leg, and then rushed forward to strangle him, folded his wrists behind his back, and sat down on his waist at the same time .

Wei Lin raised his face and kept a distance from the floor, panting and surrendered: "Don't fight, I still can't beat you..."

Bai Yuan was startled to realize that the two people's originally good way of communicating had inexplicably walked into a fork in the road. The two people who were having dinner together a few minutes ago, chatting and laughing at Yanyan, were punching and kicking in the next few minutes, causing chaos.He withdrew the palm that strangled his neck, frowned and said, "I'm proud of being favored. Next time I attack, I'll..." He turned his head to look at the other's tight buttocks, couldn't hold back the itching, and slapped hard It hit Wei Lin's ass.

"Damn it!" Wei Lin yelled, "Are you gay? How can a straight man spank the ass of the same sex every now and then!"

Bai Yuan sneered: "I'm not, you are."

Wei Lin said angrily: "You said it wrong!"

Bai Yuan: "Aren't you gay? Why do you like me if you're not gay?"

Wei Lin was stiff from head to toe: "...Bai, Xian, Sen, what the hell did you misunderstand... When did I like you? Am I sick? A fragrant and soft girl doesn't like it , to like a big man with a gun and a stick like me?"

Bai Yuan was also stunned: "You...don't you have a crush on me?"

Wei Lin's petrified face slowly cracked open, and then he burst into laughter with a "poof".He laughed loudly, being pressed down by someone and unable to get up, he beat the floor with his fists desperately: "Oh! Oh, hello! Bai Xiansen...you are so cute...you actually think that I have a crush on you, laugh to death I am ah ha ha..."

Bai Yuan's complexion instantly changed from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, changing like a kaleidoscope.After the surprise and embarrassment, a sense of shame welled up in his chest, like the flames of a furnace and magma, almost burning through his self-esteem.

Wei Lin was still pounding the ground, laughing non-stop.Bai Yuan's face was as dark as the night, he got up and grabbed him by the collar, like a troubled animal, dragged him to the entrance, opened the door, and pushed him out.

The door closed with a "bang", almost hitting Wei Lin's nose flat.

Like a hermit crab that has just been kicked out of its shell, he stood at the door with an innocent face for half a minute, feeling that he was really lucky today. He bought food, cooked for someone, and got beaten up (each other), Lian Te Not a single work report was recovered!

Just now, Bai Yuan's anger filled with embarrassment seemed to have an outlet, and he swept them out together with the perpetrators.However, this move is like drinking poison to quench thirst. After getting rid of the momentary shamelessness, endless troubles follow.

He stood upright in the porch, looking at the messy table in the restaurant, and returned to a state of expressionless indifference, but his heart was like a boat out of control, almost capsized in the stormy waves.

All of this...was just his misunderstanding?He unilaterally made up a false crush, and because of this, he almost broke himself?

Is he suffering from love paranoia? !

what the hell is-

There seemed to be countless vicious curses in his throat, but he didn't know who the target was, so he could only swallow them back into his stomach, cutting himself all over with bruises.

Finally, he covered his face with his hands, sat on the floor without any image, and let out a long sound like a choke and a sigh: "Hey..."

It was quiet inside and outside the door, and there was no sound at all.

Bai Yuan sat on the floor covering his face for a long time, finally twitched as if escaping from death, stood up awkwardly, and opened the door again.

Wei Lin had already left without a sound.

Outside the door is endless night.