He Yiyue Golden Branches
Chapter 6 Ecstasy 1 fart is also delicious
The little bit of will that Wuxia had left in his mind told him that he couldn't be aggressive with Ming Jue so quickly, so he could only aim his firepower at the dining table.With a pair of incomparably sharp diamond chopsticks, Wuxia can always pick up the best piece of food and put it in his mouth. Mingjue opens his mouth wide to watch the entire table of dishes disappear at a speed visible to the naked eye, but he has no chance to eat them. Take a few bites.
But things will always have a bright side. For example, Wuxia is much cuter now. His two little hands kept stuffing food into his mouth. His mouth bulged into a ball, and he was chewing hard inside. "Petals" are trembling together, the tip of the nose is flushed red, and the eyes are very watery.At this time, Wuxia is like a mouse enjoying the food, and the gorgeous clothes seem to be stolen by him, curled up in a ball and gnawing on the food carelessly, so cute!
Ming Jue couldn't help pampering Wu Xia's chubby little face, wishing to put Wu Xia on the tip of his heart, he said nervously to Wu Xia: "Hua Hua, eat slowly! Don't choke!"
Wuxia still had the food in his mouth, and stared at the food, but made two "hmmmm" in his throat.
Then Wuxia shook off the chopsticks directly, grabbed a large squab with one hand, put it in his mouth and began to chew it.
After a while, Wuxia finished eating the last squab leg and placed it on the table accurately.If the audience could see the desktop in front of Wuxia, their hair would definitely go numb.Our lovely flawless pigeon has to arrange the bones in order after eating the squab. Even the two wing bones are placed together accurately, and these bones are all gnawed so white that they glow, and there is not even a shred of meat on them. You will think People who do such things must be outrageously perverted.
But Wuxia didn't take it seriously, stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, and then said angrily: "Duoduo, we seem to be together for two months, right? Let's make a rule today!"
Ming Jue stared at the pigeon skeletons on the table that had been gnawed clean by Wu Xia, and nodded involuntarily, obviously shocked by Wu Xia's toughness.
Wuxia licked his pigeon juice-stained fingers, and said calmly, "First, you must get my consent before you can touch me. If not, I will be angry!"
When Mingjue heard Wuxia say this, he felt a little wronged, and said, "Wuxia, don't you like me touching you? Does it mean that I won't be able to touch you anymore?"
Immediately, Wuxia's dirty hand pushed Mingjue's chest, and his face was full of shame and anger that Mingjue misunderstood, and he said a little annoyed: "When did I say I won't let you touch it! Today is our tenth day. This is the first time we have met in many years, and you always want to touch me, how bad! We need a process, step by step, so physical contact must be controlled."
Wuxia snapped her fingers and said earnestly, but seeing Mingjue's expression like a big abandoned dog, Wuxia immediately added softly: "It's not as bad as you imagined, I promise to give you Touch me, but you have to be moderate!"
"Okay, okay, Huahua is right in everything she says!" Mingjue's heart immediately turned sunny, it turned out that after saying so much, Wuxia still gave him a chance, so touched!
"Second, you can only call me by my nickname in private, it is absolutely not allowed in formal occasions!"
Ming Jue hastily asked again: "Then what counts as private?"
Wuxia pouted his greasy little mouth angrily, and said, "Why are you so stupid, I'm in private now, otherwise how could I be so kind to you!"
Please, Wuxia, this is good for Ming Jue's family, this is obviously mental torture for Ming Jue, in plain words it is sex.
Mingjue scratches his head guiltily, as if the timing that Wuxia said is a little difficult to control, but Mingjue automatically thinks that most of the time he can call Wuxia to be a flower.
"Third, I'm still not used to it when I first arrived here. You must stay with me in the days to come. If it wasn't for me, I would be unhappy!"
Mingjue couldn't help cheering when Wuxia finished his sentence, both eyes were star-shaped, Wuxia was clearly giving him a chance, Mingjue immediately said like a dog: "Huahua, don't worry , I will definitely be by your side every day in the future, and I will never leave you half a step!"
Then Mingjue wanted to take advantage of the trend to hug him, Wuxia bulged his eyes and stared at Mingjue pretending to be serious, Mingjue immediately retracted his hands under Wuxia's eyes.
"puff!"
Such an embarrassing voice, with a long tail, froze the whole air.Just like Liu Jingcheng's crow's mouth said, Wuxia really likes to fart when he's full, and on such an important occasion today, Wuxia will let it go if he can't die!
Ming Jue was so surprised that he hadn't recovered yet, but Wu Xia's face went from pink to blood red and finally turned into a pig liver color as the silence passed by second by second. It was really embarrassing. thing!
"Ah! I've never seen anyone fart before!" Wuxia decided to turn the other way, and yelled at Ming Jue directly.
Mingjue looks at Wuxia with a hairy look, like a bullied little animal, both eyes are red, and the mouth is so pouty that you can hang a bottle of oil, it's really cute, so cute that Mingjue really regrets himself Why didn't he discover Wuxia earlier, Wuxia's farting is beautiful to him.
Hey, this may be called the legendary char siew in the eye of the beholder!
"No, no, Hua Hua, your farts smell good!" The reality is that no one farts good.
Ming Jue waved his hands in a panic all the time, Wuxia's head was about to explode, especially Wuyin 300 taels here, and finally threw down a sentence: "Hmph, you lied!"
This night that made Ming Jue terrified and infinitely happy passed very quickly. After this day's mental shock, a certain boy slept like a dead pig, and even if there was a thunderstorm outside, he would not turn over.
Early the next morning, Wuxia washed up early and sat in the garden, with Jing Cheng who was flattering to him standing beside him.
She was dressed in flawless white clothes, with only a touch of bright red on the cuffs, and a small bun casually tied on her head. The rest of her beautiful hair fell down and was slightly warmed by the summer sun.Wuxia's beautiful face is like a soft song under the warm sunshine. His green fingers fiddled with the lid of the teacup little by little, and the fresh and pleasant fragrance of tea immediately entered the nostrils. Wuxia took a deep breath of the aroma before bending down With his slender neck, he tapped into the tea noodles with his plump lips, and took a final sip.
This kind of Wuxia is so beautiful, but yesterday's ecstasy made him really lose his price, and now Wuxia feels dizzy when he thinks about it!
"Your Majesty, when that Qian Mingjue thinks about it today, he will definitely think that you are too scary, Your Majesty. What if he wants to run away?"
"Ai Qing is right, I have thought about it a long time ago, that's why I got up so early."
As soon as Wuxia calmed down last night, his mind was full of that "poof" and Mingjue's surprised expression, which made him toss and turn all night.
"If King Baohua still comes to play with you out of nerves today, it proves that this is true love!"
Wuxia was also a little apprehensive, so she let out a soft "hmm".
In fact, looking at Wuxia's appearance, Jing Cheng knew that Wuxia had cleaned it up seriously today, and even pretended to be casual, clearly trying to seduce Qian Mingjue fiercely.
Jing Cheng shook his head, and jokingly said: "I think the emperor's battle today will definitely kill King Baohua's soul today."
"That's for sure!" Wuxia opened up his honey confidence again.
As soon as Mingjue woke up, he just put on a casual dress and went out to look for Wuxia. He smiled and thought about Wuxia's little hobbies all the way. It turned out that he, who looks so unearthly, has such a cute side, which is really surprising!
Walking and walking, a melodious sound of the piano came with the wind, accompanied by the rustling of the willows, making people immediately fall into a summer dream.
The sound of the zither is so beautiful, Ming Jue couldn't help but want to quicken his pace to see what happened, the winding path suddenly opened up, and there was a beautiful woman playing the qin under the tree.The beauty's ten fingers are moving in the clouds, and the plucked strings make a moving sound. She is dressed in white and dances with the wind, like a young butterfly that has just emerged from its cocoon. Lang's heart.
Today's Wuxia is still beautiful, like a pear blossom, like the ink left by a master through the ages.The black hair was fluttering, and for whom was the pair of eyes he caressed hurting?
The flawless piano sound is very majestic, which makes people feel the pleasure of vertical and horizontal eight hundred miles, but it has another emotion, a sensitive sadness, which makes people feel empty and infatuated when they listen to it.
If Wuxia knew our modern black technology, he would definitely shout in his heart: Give me two more blowers!Watch me blow you up to the point of confusion!
The wind was still blowing slowly, Wuxia raised her eyes inadvertently, and saw a young man standing alone among the flowers and staring at him blankly, as if he had forgotten who he was, Wuxia couldn't help but smile lightly because of his stupidity. The pear tree blossoms, everything is in his smile.
Seeing Wu Xia's smile at him, Ming Jue felt as if he had been hit violently, he even forgot how he breathed, but felt that Wu Xia was so beautiful that it made people cry, so he fell in love with him like a moth to a flame.
As for how flawless is how perverted and finely divided, please ignore it!
After the song, Wuxia looked up and saw Mingjue was still standing there, she smiled shyly, immediately rolled up her clothes and stood up, walked quickly to Mingjue, and said, "Why does King Baohua stand like this?" Here, why don't you come over and have breakfast with the lonely king?"
Speaking of Wuxia, he stretched out his hand and lightly pulled Mingjue's arm, Mingjue felt that there was an extra hand on his arm, and he was obviously stunned, watching Wuxia's face so close at hand gradually became at a loss, The face is also slowly stained with blush.
"I'm sorry." Wuxia withdrew her hand stiffly, seeming to be slightly disappointed.
It was only then that Ming Jue's head reacted with a "wow", and he immediately shook his hands and head anxiously, watching Wu Xia unable to choke out suitable words for a long time.
"Huahua, I didn't do it on purpose just now, it's just that I was too excited to react."
Mingjue still doesn't believe Wuxia, thinking that Mingjue really despises him.Ming Jue jumps anxiously, grabs Wu Xia's hand with his head, and puts Wu Xia's hand on his chest.
Wuxia was also stunned, every hair on her body stood on end with a "ding".
"Huahua, if you don't believe me, it's okay to touch my place every day!"
Student Qian Mingjue, your integrity is on the ground, don't you plan to pick it up?
It took Wuxia all his energy to control his facial expression, and slowly pulled out the hand on Mingjue's chest, and then he calmed down and said, "Haha, King Baohua is really funny!"
"Huahua, what I just said is true."
"Ah."
Seeing that the atmosphere between him and Wuxia is still a bit awkward, Mingjue pretends to be cheerful and says, "Didn't Huahua just say that she was going to have breakfast? I'm also a little hungry, let's go eat quickly!"
Wuxia nodded, and the two walked towards the hall together.
But things will always have a bright side. For example, Wuxia is much cuter now. His two little hands kept stuffing food into his mouth. His mouth bulged into a ball, and he was chewing hard inside. "Petals" are trembling together, the tip of the nose is flushed red, and the eyes are very watery.At this time, Wuxia is like a mouse enjoying the food, and the gorgeous clothes seem to be stolen by him, curled up in a ball and gnawing on the food carelessly, so cute!
Ming Jue couldn't help pampering Wu Xia's chubby little face, wishing to put Wu Xia on the tip of his heart, he said nervously to Wu Xia: "Hua Hua, eat slowly! Don't choke!"
Wuxia still had the food in his mouth, and stared at the food, but made two "hmmmm" in his throat.
Then Wuxia shook off the chopsticks directly, grabbed a large squab with one hand, put it in his mouth and began to chew it.
After a while, Wuxia finished eating the last squab leg and placed it on the table accurately.If the audience could see the desktop in front of Wuxia, their hair would definitely go numb.Our lovely flawless pigeon has to arrange the bones in order after eating the squab. Even the two wing bones are placed together accurately, and these bones are all gnawed so white that they glow, and there is not even a shred of meat on them. You will think People who do such things must be outrageously perverted.
But Wuxia didn't take it seriously, stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, and then said angrily: "Duoduo, we seem to be together for two months, right? Let's make a rule today!"
Ming Jue stared at the pigeon skeletons on the table that had been gnawed clean by Wu Xia, and nodded involuntarily, obviously shocked by Wu Xia's toughness.
Wuxia licked his pigeon juice-stained fingers, and said calmly, "First, you must get my consent before you can touch me. If not, I will be angry!"
When Mingjue heard Wuxia say this, he felt a little wronged, and said, "Wuxia, don't you like me touching you? Does it mean that I won't be able to touch you anymore?"
Immediately, Wuxia's dirty hand pushed Mingjue's chest, and his face was full of shame and anger that Mingjue misunderstood, and he said a little annoyed: "When did I say I won't let you touch it! Today is our tenth day. This is the first time we have met in many years, and you always want to touch me, how bad! We need a process, step by step, so physical contact must be controlled."
Wuxia snapped her fingers and said earnestly, but seeing Mingjue's expression like a big abandoned dog, Wuxia immediately added softly: "It's not as bad as you imagined, I promise to give you Touch me, but you have to be moderate!"
"Okay, okay, Huahua is right in everything she says!" Mingjue's heart immediately turned sunny, it turned out that after saying so much, Wuxia still gave him a chance, so touched!
"Second, you can only call me by my nickname in private, it is absolutely not allowed in formal occasions!"
Ming Jue hastily asked again: "Then what counts as private?"
Wuxia pouted his greasy little mouth angrily, and said, "Why are you so stupid, I'm in private now, otherwise how could I be so kind to you!"
Please, Wuxia, this is good for Ming Jue's family, this is obviously mental torture for Ming Jue, in plain words it is sex.
Mingjue scratches his head guiltily, as if the timing that Wuxia said is a little difficult to control, but Mingjue automatically thinks that most of the time he can call Wuxia to be a flower.
"Third, I'm still not used to it when I first arrived here. You must stay with me in the days to come. If it wasn't for me, I would be unhappy!"
Mingjue couldn't help cheering when Wuxia finished his sentence, both eyes were star-shaped, Wuxia was clearly giving him a chance, Mingjue immediately said like a dog: "Huahua, don't worry , I will definitely be by your side every day in the future, and I will never leave you half a step!"
Then Mingjue wanted to take advantage of the trend to hug him, Wuxia bulged his eyes and stared at Mingjue pretending to be serious, Mingjue immediately retracted his hands under Wuxia's eyes.
"puff!"
Such an embarrassing voice, with a long tail, froze the whole air.Just like Liu Jingcheng's crow's mouth said, Wuxia really likes to fart when he's full, and on such an important occasion today, Wuxia will let it go if he can't die!
Ming Jue was so surprised that he hadn't recovered yet, but Wu Xia's face went from pink to blood red and finally turned into a pig liver color as the silence passed by second by second. It was really embarrassing. thing!
"Ah! I've never seen anyone fart before!" Wuxia decided to turn the other way, and yelled at Ming Jue directly.
Mingjue looks at Wuxia with a hairy look, like a bullied little animal, both eyes are red, and the mouth is so pouty that you can hang a bottle of oil, it's really cute, so cute that Mingjue really regrets himself Why didn't he discover Wuxia earlier, Wuxia's farting is beautiful to him.
Hey, this may be called the legendary char siew in the eye of the beholder!
"No, no, Hua Hua, your farts smell good!" The reality is that no one farts good.
Ming Jue waved his hands in a panic all the time, Wuxia's head was about to explode, especially Wuyin 300 taels here, and finally threw down a sentence: "Hmph, you lied!"
This night that made Ming Jue terrified and infinitely happy passed very quickly. After this day's mental shock, a certain boy slept like a dead pig, and even if there was a thunderstorm outside, he would not turn over.
Early the next morning, Wuxia washed up early and sat in the garden, with Jing Cheng who was flattering to him standing beside him.
She was dressed in flawless white clothes, with only a touch of bright red on the cuffs, and a small bun casually tied on her head. The rest of her beautiful hair fell down and was slightly warmed by the summer sun.Wuxia's beautiful face is like a soft song under the warm sunshine. His green fingers fiddled with the lid of the teacup little by little, and the fresh and pleasant fragrance of tea immediately entered the nostrils. Wuxia took a deep breath of the aroma before bending down With his slender neck, he tapped into the tea noodles with his plump lips, and took a final sip.
This kind of Wuxia is so beautiful, but yesterday's ecstasy made him really lose his price, and now Wuxia feels dizzy when he thinks about it!
"Your Majesty, when that Qian Mingjue thinks about it today, he will definitely think that you are too scary, Your Majesty. What if he wants to run away?"
"Ai Qing is right, I have thought about it a long time ago, that's why I got up so early."
As soon as Wuxia calmed down last night, his mind was full of that "poof" and Mingjue's surprised expression, which made him toss and turn all night.
"If King Baohua still comes to play with you out of nerves today, it proves that this is true love!"
Wuxia was also a little apprehensive, so she let out a soft "hmm".
In fact, looking at Wuxia's appearance, Jing Cheng knew that Wuxia had cleaned it up seriously today, and even pretended to be casual, clearly trying to seduce Qian Mingjue fiercely.
Jing Cheng shook his head, and jokingly said: "I think the emperor's battle today will definitely kill King Baohua's soul today."
"That's for sure!" Wuxia opened up his honey confidence again.
As soon as Mingjue woke up, he just put on a casual dress and went out to look for Wuxia. He smiled and thought about Wuxia's little hobbies all the way. It turned out that he, who looks so unearthly, has such a cute side, which is really surprising!
Walking and walking, a melodious sound of the piano came with the wind, accompanied by the rustling of the willows, making people immediately fall into a summer dream.
The sound of the zither is so beautiful, Ming Jue couldn't help but want to quicken his pace to see what happened, the winding path suddenly opened up, and there was a beautiful woman playing the qin under the tree.The beauty's ten fingers are moving in the clouds, and the plucked strings make a moving sound. She is dressed in white and dances with the wind, like a young butterfly that has just emerged from its cocoon. Lang's heart.
Today's Wuxia is still beautiful, like a pear blossom, like the ink left by a master through the ages.The black hair was fluttering, and for whom was the pair of eyes he caressed hurting?
The flawless piano sound is very majestic, which makes people feel the pleasure of vertical and horizontal eight hundred miles, but it has another emotion, a sensitive sadness, which makes people feel empty and infatuated when they listen to it.
If Wuxia knew our modern black technology, he would definitely shout in his heart: Give me two more blowers!Watch me blow you up to the point of confusion!
The wind was still blowing slowly, Wuxia raised her eyes inadvertently, and saw a young man standing alone among the flowers and staring at him blankly, as if he had forgotten who he was, Wuxia couldn't help but smile lightly because of his stupidity. The pear tree blossoms, everything is in his smile.
Seeing Wu Xia's smile at him, Ming Jue felt as if he had been hit violently, he even forgot how he breathed, but felt that Wu Xia was so beautiful that it made people cry, so he fell in love with him like a moth to a flame.
As for how flawless is how perverted and finely divided, please ignore it!
After the song, Wuxia looked up and saw Mingjue was still standing there, she smiled shyly, immediately rolled up her clothes and stood up, walked quickly to Mingjue, and said, "Why does King Baohua stand like this?" Here, why don't you come over and have breakfast with the lonely king?"
Speaking of Wuxia, he stretched out his hand and lightly pulled Mingjue's arm, Mingjue felt that there was an extra hand on his arm, and he was obviously stunned, watching Wuxia's face so close at hand gradually became at a loss, The face is also slowly stained with blush.
"I'm sorry." Wuxia withdrew her hand stiffly, seeming to be slightly disappointed.
It was only then that Ming Jue's head reacted with a "wow", and he immediately shook his hands and head anxiously, watching Wu Xia unable to choke out suitable words for a long time.
"Huahua, I didn't do it on purpose just now, it's just that I was too excited to react."
Mingjue still doesn't believe Wuxia, thinking that Mingjue really despises him.Ming Jue jumps anxiously, grabs Wu Xia's hand with his head, and puts Wu Xia's hand on his chest.
Wuxia was also stunned, every hair on her body stood on end with a "ding".
"Huahua, if you don't believe me, it's okay to touch my place every day!"
Student Qian Mingjue, your integrity is on the ground, don't you plan to pick it up?
It took Wuxia all his energy to control his facial expression, and slowly pulled out the hand on Mingjue's chest, and then he calmed down and said, "Haha, King Baohua is really funny!"
"Huahua, what I just said is true."
"Ah."
Seeing that the atmosphere between him and Wuxia is still a bit awkward, Mingjue pretends to be cheerful and says, "Didn't Huahua just say that she was going to have breakfast? I'm also a little hungry, let's go eat quickly!"
Wuxia nodded, and the two walked towards the hall together.
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