He Yiyue Golden Branches
Chapter 2 Such an ugly person, why not kill him
"Your Majesty, do you want to read the letter from King Baohua?" the eunuch at the side asked King Huarong.
"Read, of course!" Wuxia snatched the letter.
When the familiar first sentence in the letter, "It's good to see you, I miss you so much" appeared in Huarong Wang's eyes, it was crooked and ugly to the point of exploding, and Huarong Wang felt that the veins in his temples were about to bulge.He still resisted the urge to tear up the letter and looked down, the feeling was really exciting.
In this world, anyone who dared to tease King Huarong was killed by King Huarong and fed to the dogs, but there was only King Baohua. Letter from King Rong.King Huarong could have ignored it, but how did he know that every time he couldn't control himself to read this letter, the frivolous words of him were revealed between the lines, and when he looked at it, he felt like he was being peeped by a disciple, Huarong Wang is making himself painful and happy.
At the end of Baohua Wang's letter, he still didn't forget to propose to meet Huarong Wang again, Wuxia actually thought about it seriously.King Huarong recalled seeing King Baohua when he was a child, and King Baohua was just a kid, who would do naughty things and was ugly. King Huarong remembered that King Baohua climbed on the top of a tree back then. Facing the scene of him sniffling snot, my heart was overwhelmed again, and I wanted to vomit!
As expected, after reading this letter, King Huarong was also very restless. He rolled over on the throne and yelled, "It's really too deceitful. How can I, Hua Wuxia, be such a dirty fantasy like you?" The object of this is courting death!"
After finishing speaking, someone looked around and the guards didn't look at him, and stuffed King Baohua's letter into his sleeve with a swish.
Ten days later, in the gazebo, Wuxia sat there quietly drinking tea, a purple dress flowed down his beautiful figure, and his peaceful face was as beautiful as a painting.
Suddenly, a person appeared in the imperial garden, bouncing into the corridor leading to the gazebo, breaking the entire quiet and beautiful atmosphere.
The happy man didn't look at Wu Xia's expression at all, and shouted at Wu Xia: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, there is good news, do you want to hear it?"
Wuxia saw who was coming, the smile on his mouth spread out with the wind, his eyes curled up like a crescent moon in the sky, and he said softly: "Jing Cheng, what good news makes you so happy, hurry up!" Say it!"
"Baohua Kingdom sent 10 taels of silver and 20 dans of food and grass for us to resist Dingcang's army. We don't have to worry about food and grass in this war."
Hearing this, Wuxia was also relieved, and smiled even more comfortably, and said, "That's great, the food and grass are enough for us for at least three months, and Dingcang may not be able to afford it for us."
The young man named Jing Cheng saw that Wu Xia was in a happy mood, and he also said cheaply: "Haha, fortunately, our Wu Xia is beautiful, and that King Baohua was fascinated by you when he saw you when he was a child. It’s also interesting enough to send money and food.”
Wuxia was neither angry nor angry, she smiled sweetly, and said lightly, "Hehe, it's not that exaggerated, King Baohua is just thinking about King Gu."
"You just say that you think you're beautiful!"
"Isn't it?" Wuxia has been spoiled by everyone because of his good looks since he was a child, and he still has a little self-confidence.
"Hua Wuxia, you are beautiful, but I am the only person in the world who is immune to your beauty. Are you frustrated with me?" An expression that I've seen through you for a long time.
Liu Jingcheng hit the cotton with his stick, Wuxia didn't even twitch his eyebrows when he heard this, and said with a smile: "How come, Jingcheng, you did a great job!"
Jing Cheng took a breath of cool air silently, the calmer Wuxia reacted, the more he said, the worse things would be if he waited a little longer.Although I was very scared in my heart, there was also a kind of perverted excitement (this is called shaking M in modern terminology). Seeing Wuxia's gentler smile, I wished that Wuxia would fail in a second.
"Hua Wuxia, why do you think this world pampers you so much? You have a lot of bad habits, but you are still favored to the heavens."
"It's all my fault for being beautiful, you can't wish for it!" Wu Xia greeted Jing Cheng's appearance sincerely.Jing Cheng, a young man, looks really ordinary. In Huarong, a country with high beauty, people like Jing Cheng are called ugly for short.
"Your Majesty, you have been farting since you were full, has this problem changed?"
Wuxia's left eyebrow twitched: "Thank you for your concern, I feel much better."
"I heard that you hide a bunch of love letters from King Baohua under your pillow. Does it feel so good to be held high?"
Wuxia's right eyebrow twitched: "It's okay, okay."
"Oh, Your Majesty, you seem to have gained weight, and your butt seems to have gained more flesh." Jing Cheng pointed at the flawless Dun'er with a perverted expression.
The hairs all over Wuxia's body stood on end, and her voice couldn't help raising her voice a few times: "It's nothing!"
"Hey, everyone in Huarong tells me to marry you, but they don't know how sinister your nature is. Poor me is like a little lamb waiting to be slaughtered. No matter what to do, I'm so desperate !"
Wuxia glared at Jing Cheng fiercely after hearing this, the flower-like smile just now was swept away, and the air seemed to be still.
"Fuck!" Wuxia roared violently, raised her hand viciously and slammed it towards Jing Cheng's front door.
"Wow!" Accompanied by Jing Cheng's scream, Jing Cheng was knocked to the ground, with a slap mark on his face, which was particularly obvious on his fair face.
Before Jing Cheng could react, Wuxia kicked him in the chest mercilessly.Now no one can control Wuxia anymore, the whole person is in a state of epilepsy.
“你这个扑街,谁要嫁给你,这天下间所有男人都死光朕都不会嫁给你,都不看看你长什么样子!”无瑕一点也没放慢揍景诚的速度。
At this time, the Prime Minister was also walking by the Royal Garden, and when he saw Wuxia beating Jing Cheng, he stepped lightly and planned to pass by quietly. At this time, Jing Cheng who was beaten to the ground yelled: "Father, help me!"
Oh, I forgot to introduce, this kid named Liu Jingcheng's father is the current prime minister, and he was Wuxia's playmate like Xiao Zhiyue back then.The current position is purely his own doing, he must be able to drive Wuxia into a rage mode every time, so we can conclude that this child has a tendency to be masochistic, and minors should not imitate it.
Seeing the old prime minister coming, Wuxia didn't dare to beat Jing Cheng in front of the prime minister, so he just stood there.Why did the prime minister wave his hand and said coolly: "You are so ugly, the emperor can beat you up casually, you don't need to take care of me."
After all, Wuxia is a half-father as the prime minister, so it seems inappropriate to beat Jing Cheng like this, but his fists are still itchy, and he can't wait to beat Liu Jingcheng, a bastard, into a high-ranking paraplegic.
The prime minister looked at Wu Xia's hesitant action and knew that Wu Xia still had scruples about him, and his round fair face turned red, which made our prime minister's heart ache.The prime minister covered his eyes with his hands, turned his back, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, this old minister can't see anything now, go ahead!"
Since the prime minister did this, Wuxia of course continued to hit Jing Cheng head-on, with a lot of personal attacks mixed in, and Jing Cheng in his mouth was already inferior to Zhu Bajie.
Jing Cheng looked at his father, the prime minister. The old prime minister was over [-] years old and still huddled in the grass in the garden, tightly covering his eyes with both hands, leaving only a big back view of Jing Cheng, like a bird secretly hiding food. hamster.
Seeing that Wuxia didn't intend to stop beating Jing Cheng at all, on the contrary it became more and more vigorous, which proved that Wuxia was very ill today.Jing Cheng yelled: "Father, I won't take you to sell your son for glory!"
The prime minister who shrunk into a ball took down his hand covering his eyes, turned his head and said sternly: "What nonsense, brat! The emperor just wants to play with you, you just want to be with you, don't talk about it. No!"
Jing Cheng didn't fully digest the old prime minister's unfeeling and righteous words, so he felt a trace of warmth flowing over his cheeks. He touched his hand casually and found a red spot on his hand. When was it impeccable.
"Blood!" Jing Cheng yelled in horror, rolled his eyes in ecstasy, and then fainted gorgeously.
Seeing Jing Cheng fainted, Wuxia immediately retracted her hands and feet, and she was very panicked, covering her mouth and said: "Oh my God, why did this kid not beat so much today, I just knocked him down and fainted! "Wu Xia is also very good at pretending to be innocent at this time, his blows are really powerful, and they tortured people for half a stick of incense, Wu Xia's small eyes at this time are treacherous like a fox.
The prime minister came over to take a look and then understood, he smiled and waved his hands and said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, your majesty, you forgot that this kid has fainted from blood since he was a child. This useless thing must have fainted from the blood. He , as long as you pour a bucket of cold water, you can wake up now!"
Well done, Mr. Prime Minister, you are indeed a real father!
Hearing this, Wuxia felt a lot more at ease, and just now he thought he had caused trouble, so he immediately told the guards around him jumping up and down: "Drag Mr. Liu to the palace to rest for a while, don't delay!" He poured cold water on Jing Cheng as he said, but his attitude towards the fainted Jing Cheng was still very perfunctory.Hmph, our Wuxia is very vengeful, whether it is the elegant version or the runaway version. For Liu Jingcheng, who even tells Wuxia that he farts when he is full, it is already a shame for the prime minister not to feed him to the dog. up.
Seeing Jing Cheng being carried out, the prime minister added: "Since the emperor likes to play with my family Jing Cheng so much, I must ask Jing Cheng to enter the palace more often in the future!" The audience can't believe it!
"It's easy to say, easy to say." Wuxia's scalp tingles when he thinks about Jing Cheng's crow's mouth, especially Jing Cheng, a bad person who will shake out all kinds of embarrassing things about Wuxia from time to time, and Wuxia's heart will be hit every time.However, as a high-ranking king, there will be "you know this feeling" in Wuxia's heart, which makes him feel that he is not living alone. It turns out that there are people who silently pay attention to him, even if this person only loves to collect his black history.
"Read, of course!" Wuxia snatched the letter.
When the familiar first sentence in the letter, "It's good to see you, I miss you so much" appeared in Huarong Wang's eyes, it was crooked and ugly to the point of exploding, and Huarong Wang felt that the veins in his temples were about to bulge.He still resisted the urge to tear up the letter and looked down, the feeling was really exciting.
In this world, anyone who dared to tease King Huarong was killed by King Huarong and fed to the dogs, but there was only King Baohua. Letter from King Rong.King Huarong could have ignored it, but how did he know that every time he couldn't control himself to read this letter, the frivolous words of him were revealed between the lines, and when he looked at it, he felt like he was being peeped by a disciple, Huarong Wang is making himself painful and happy.
At the end of Baohua Wang's letter, he still didn't forget to propose to meet Huarong Wang again, Wuxia actually thought about it seriously.King Huarong recalled seeing King Baohua when he was a child, and King Baohua was just a kid, who would do naughty things and was ugly. King Huarong remembered that King Baohua climbed on the top of a tree back then. Facing the scene of him sniffling snot, my heart was overwhelmed again, and I wanted to vomit!
As expected, after reading this letter, King Huarong was also very restless. He rolled over on the throne and yelled, "It's really too deceitful. How can I, Hua Wuxia, be such a dirty fantasy like you?" The object of this is courting death!"
After finishing speaking, someone looked around and the guards didn't look at him, and stuffed King Baohua's letter into his sleeve with a swish.
Ten days later, in the gazebo, Wuxia sat there quietly drinking tea, a purple dress flowed down his beautiful figure, and his peaceful face was as beautiful as a painting.
Suddenly, a person appeared in the imperial garden, bouncing into the corridor leading to the gazebo, breaking the entire quiet and beautiful atmosphere.
The happy man didn't look at Wu Xia's expression at all, and shouted at Wu Xia: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, there is good news, do you want to hear it?"
Wuxia saw who was coming, the smile on his mouth spread out with the wind, his eyes curled up like a crescent moon in the sky, and he said softly: "Jing Cheng, what good news makes you so happy, hurry up!" Say it!"
"Baohua Kingdom sent 10 taels of silver and 20 dans of food and grass for us to resist Dingcang's army. We don't have to worry about food and grass in this war."
Hearing this, Wuxia was also relieved, and smiled even more comfortably, and said, "That's great, the food and grass are enough for us for at least three months, and Dingcang may not be able to afford it for us."
The young man named Jing Cheng saw that Wu Xia was in a happy mood, and he also said cheaply: "Haha, fortunately, our Wu Xia is beautiful, and that King Baohua was fascinated by you when he saw you when he was a child. It’s also interesting enough to send money and food.”
Wuxia was neither angry nor angry, she smiled sweetly, and said lightly, "Hehe, it's not that exaggerated, King Baohua is just thinking about King Gu."
"You just say that you think you're beautiful!"
"Isn't it?" Wuxia has been spoiled by everyone because of his good looks since he was a child, and he still has a little self-confidence.
"Hua Wuxia, you are beautiful, but I am the only person in the world who is immune to your beauty. Are you frustrated with me?" An expression that I've seen through you for a long time.
Liu Jingcheng hit the cotton with his stick, Wuxia didn't even twitch his eyebrows when he heard this, and said with a smile: "How come, Jingcheng, you did a great job!"
Jing Cheng took a breath of cool air silently, the calmer Wuxia reacted, the more he said, the worse things would be if he waited a little longer.Although I was very scared in my heart, there was also a kind of perverted excitement (this is called shaking M in modern terminology). Seeing Wuxia's gentler smile, I wished that Wuxia would fail in a second.
"Hua Wuxia, why do you think this world pampers you so much? You have a lot of bad habits, but you are still favored to the heavens."
"It's all my fault for being beautiful, you can't wish for it!" Wu Xia greeted Jing Cheng's appearance sincerely.Jing Cheng, a young man, looks really ordinary. In Huarong, a country with high beauty, people like Jing Cheng are called ugly for short.
"Your Majesty, you have been farting since you were full, has this problem changed?"
Wuxia's left eyebrow twitched: "Thank you for your concern, I feel much better."
"I heard that you hide a bunch of love letters from King Baohua under your pillow. Does it feel so good to be held high?"
Wuxia's right eyebrow twitched: "It's okay, okay."
"Oh, Your Majesty, you seem to have gained weight, and your butt seems to have gained more flesh." Jing Cheng pointed at the flawless Dun'er with a perverted expression.
The hairs all over Wuxia's body stood on end, and her voice couldn't help raising her voice a few times: "It's nothing!"
"Hey, everyone in Huarong tells me to marry you, but they don't know how sinister your nature is. Poor me is like a little lamb waiting to be slaughtered. No matter what to do, I'm so desperate !"
Wuxia glared at Jing Cheng fiercely after hearing this, the flower-like smile just now was swept away, and the air seemed to be still.
"Fuck!" Wuxia roared violently, raised her hand viciously and slammed it towards Jing Cheng's front door.
"Wow!" Accompanied by Jing Cheng's scream, Jing Cheng was knocked to the ground, with a slap mark on his face, which was particularly obvious on his fair face.
Before Jing Cheng could react, Wuxia kicked him in the chest mercilessly.Now no one can control Wuxia anymore, the whole person is in a state of epilepsy.
“你这个扑街,谁要嫁给你,这天下间所有男人都死光朕都不会嫁给你,都不看看你长什么样子!”无瑕一点也没放慢揍景诚的速度。
At this time, the Prime Minister was also walking by the Royal Garden, and when he saw Wuxia beating Jing Cheng, he stepped lightly and planned to pass by quietly. At this time, Jing Cheng who was beaten to the ground yelled: "Father, help me!"
Oh, I forgot to introduce, this kid named Liu Jingcheng's father is the current prime minister, and he was Wuxia's playmate like Xiao Zhiyue back then.The current position is purely his own doing, he must be able to drive Wuxia into a rage mode every time, so we can conclude that this child has a tendency to be masochistic, and minors should not imitate it.
Seeing the old prime minister coming, Wuxia didn't dare to beat Jing Cheng in front of the prime minister, so he just stood there.Why did the prime minister wave his hand and said coolly: "You are so ugly, the emperor can beat you up casually, you don't need to take care of me."
After all, Wuxia is a half-father as the prime minister, so it seems inappropriate to beat Jing Cheng like this, but his fists are still itchy, and he can't wait to beat Liu Jingcheng, a bastard, into a high-ranking paraplegic.
The prime minister looked at Wu Xia's hesitant action and knew that Wu Xia still had scruples about him, and his round fair face turned red, which made our prime minister's heart ache.The prime minister covered his eyes with his hands, turned his back, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, this old minister can't see anything now, go ahead!"
Since the prime minister did this, Wuxia of course continued to hit Jing Cheng head-on, with a lot of personal attacks mixed in, and Jing Cheng in his mouth was already inferior to Zhu Bajie.
Jing Cheng looked at his father, the prime minister. The old prime minister was over [-] years old and still huddled in the grass in the garden, tightly covering his eyes with both hands, leaving only a big back view of Jing Cheng, like a bird secretly hiding food. hamster.
Seeing that Wuxia didn't intend to stop beating Jing Cheng at all, on the contrary it became more and more vigorous, which proved that Wuxia was very ill today.Jing Cheng yelled: "Father, I won't take you to sell your son for glory!"
The prime minister who shrunk into a ball took down his hand covering his eyes, turned his head and said sternly: "What nonsense, brat! The emperor just wants to play with you, you just want to be with you, don't talk about it. No!"
Jing Cheng didn't fully digest the old prime minister's unfeeling and righteous words, so he felt a trace of warmth flowing over his cheeks. He touched his hand casually and found a red spot on his hand. When was it impeccable.
"Blood!" Jing Cheng yelled in horror, rolled his eyes in ecstasy, and then fainted gorgeously.
Seeing Jing Cheng fainted, Wuxia immediately retracted her hands and feet, and she was very panicked, covering her mouth and said: "Oh my God, why did this kid not beat so much today, I just knocked him down and fainted! "Wu Xia is also very good at pretending to be innocent at this time, his blows are really powerful, and they tortured people for half a stick of incense, Wu Xia's small eyes at this time are treacherous like a fox.
The prime minister came over to take a look and then understood, he smiled and waved his hands and said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, your majesty, you forgot that this kid has fainted from blood since he was a child. This useless thing must have fainted from the blood. He , as long as you pour a bucket of cold water, you can wake up now!"
Well done, Mr. Prime Minister, you are indeed a real father!
Hearing this, Wuxia felt a lot more at ease, and just now he thought he had caused trouble, so he immediately told the guards around him jumping up and down: "Drag Mr. Liu to the palace to rest for a while, don't delay!" He poured cold water on Jing Cheng as he said, but his attitude towards the fainted Jing Cheng was still very perfunctory.Hmph, our Wuxia is very vengeful, whether it is the elegant version or the runaway version. For Liu Jingcheng, who even tells Wuxia that he farts when he is full, it is already a shame for the prime minister not to feed him to the dog. up.
Seeing Jing Cheng being carried out, the prime minister added: "Since the emperor likes to play with my family Jing Cheng so much, I must ask Jing Cheng to enter the palace more often in the future!" The audience can't believe it!
"It's easy to say, easy to say." Wuxia's scalp tingles when he thinks about Jing Cheng's crow's mouth, especially Jing Cheng, a bad person who will shake out all kinds of embarrassing things about Wuxia from time to time, and Wuxia's heart will be hit every time.However, as a high-ranking king, there will be "you know this feeling" in Wuxia's heart, which makes him feel that he is not living alone. It turns out that there are people who silently pay attention to him, even if this person only loves to collect his black history.
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