[Reunion] The earth has been invaded again

Northern Italy, outside the Byron laboratory.

Two identical cool gray spaceships quietly parked in the open space outside the laboratory. Dozens of researchers in uniform white uniforms kept testing various values ​​around the two spaceships and made further adjustments at any time.

Thor and Captain America Steve Rogers gave admiration to the two luminous metallic aircraft at the same time, and although the good friend on the side didn't make a sound, his eyes were also a little surprised, only standing there The Hulk of Hulk doesn't feel anything special at all.

And Loki has even seen the scene of the explosion a long time ago, let alone feel nothing.

"Co-produced by Stark and Verlaine, it is a cross-era space-class aircraft!" Tony introduced with a face proudly: "The main engine is 19.43 meters long, 5.63 meters high, and has a wingspan of 13.05 meters. In addition, it is equipped with three huge power propellers. It is equipped with a 20mm M61 Vulcan cannon and 510 rounds of ammunition, and is equipped with the latest gun, isn’t it very cool?”

"Tony..." Steve was speechless at Tony's ubiquitous narcissism, but Thor just laughed in approval, and only Bucky nodded with dignity.

Tony nodded happily, and commanded casually: "Then, the captain and your family of three will use this SV No. [-], and Sol, you and your good brother and Hulk will use that SV No. [-]—— Grams overweight, that's the only way to go."

"Okay, Tony!" Thor happily embraced Loki's shoulders, expressing his satisfaction with this arrangement.

It's great to be with my brother again.

"Hehe." Loki didn't comment, but said to his brother: "I think Lacey has something to say to you."

"What?" Sol looked suspiciously at his younger brother's girlfriend who should have been with him for a long time, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Lacey did not know where to take out a stack of thick bills and a document that looked very thick, and said with a fake smile: "This is the valuation document issued by the largest insurance company in the United States, and this is the cost of making the spaceship. Authentic copies of most of the supplies on file."

Sol took it in a daze, while Lacey took out another tablet and played a video directly on the spot. Although the pixels were not very clear, it was enough to see what was being shot.

"This is the whole process of your Thor's Hammer smashing the spaceship on the DV I am carrying, although it is only less than three seconds-do you want me to slow it down for you to confirm?"

Sol shook his head and said, "It's my Mjolnir, that's right, Lacey, why are you showing me these?"

Seeing the puzzled God of God, Steve felt that he had a bad premonition, and Tony, who had discovered what Lacey was doing before him, laughed outright, and said in a muffled voice: "Sure Er, don't you know that if you break someone else's things in the atrium, you have to pay?! Hahahahaha!"

He looked at Tony, who was smiling without image, and then at the captain who nodded to him despite his helplessness. Finally, Sol turned his eyes to the victim-Lacey.

With an embarrassed smile, Sol said, "I don't have the dollars here, can I use Asgard's gold coins?"

Several people were stunned by his straightforward answer for a few seconds, but Lacey was the first to react and replied, "Of course, if the gold coins are of sufficient quality."

"So Sol agreed?" Tony looked at Steve beside him inquiringly, expecting the other party to tell him that he was hallucinating just now.

"Yes, Tony." Steve also thought it was incredible, knowing that the public property of S.H.I.E.L.D. that was directly or indirectly damaged by Thor Thor can only be described as too many to write down.

"It's not fair. Why did I have to pay for you when you broke my things before, but this time you actually paid for Lacey instead?" Tony stared at Saul with an unhappy expression on his face. Lacey added: "I'm not targeting you, you know we are good friends, but it's too obvious that Saul treats bullies differently and fears that people will order?!"

Gao Fushuai, No. [-] in the United States, said that even if Sol is the second generation official of Shenyu, he must not accept it.

"Tony—" Sol patted him on the shoulder, bent down and looked into Tony's eyes sincerely, "you know we are good friends!"

So let you pay the bill is worthy of you.

As for Lacey?

Have you ever heard of asking your sister-in-law to pay the bill?

"Okay." Tony shrugged indifferently, and was miraculously accepted by this sentence, "But why does this sentence sound so familiar?"

The rest of the people secretly laughed and did not remind him.

"ehh, I think, there is one more thing we forgot to say." Loki, who had been neglected for a long time, finally found a chance to refresh his sense of existence. He directly took Lacey's hand and swore his sovereignty: "The Aurora is For me and Lacey, we have to go back to Asgard first."

"What the hell is the Aurora?" Tony frowned and stared at Loki, but Loki smiled and pointed mercifully at the SV One that Tony said.

"Wait a minute, the payload of the spaceship is four people, okay? Don't make up your own mind and arrange it casually!" Tony looked at Lacey for help, but found in despair that the smile on her face was indistinguishable from that of Loki.

Loki directly took Tony's clamor as air, frowned, looked at Sol with pleading and anticipation, and said, "In order for me to bring my girlfriend home to meet my parents, you won't mind, right? ?”

Saying that with a sweet smile, his elder brother's heart almost melted: "Anyway, your hammer can fly~"

"No problem, younger brother." My elder brother subconsciously agreed.

Loki and Lacey smiled at each other, and at the same time found the same slyness and satisfaction in each other's eyes, and they almost gave a brisk high-five to show that they did a good job.

Tony spread his hands and complained directly: "So this is the disadvantage of being tall but not brainy. That's what people say about having big breasts and no brains."

After a pause, Tony turned his head and sincerely explained to Steve, who was beside him with big breasts, thin waist, hips and long legs: "Captain, I'm not talking about you."

Steve sighed, too lazy to talk to him, only Bucky grunted at Tony through Steve and bared his teeth.

"Hey, it's true that a genius is always lonely, and the heights are too cold. Why did God give me such a handsome and charming appearance, and then gave me such a wealth and an unparalleled high IQ?" Tony also said. Sighing, he said desolately: "Life is really lonely like snow."

"Tony, what you said was given to you by your father Howard, not God." Unbearable, Steve directly exposed his innocence and hit Tony's sore foot.

Among the names that the richest man in the United States (self-proclaimed) hates being mentioned the most in his life, his father's name is definitely at the top.Not only because he damnedly left himself aside since he was a child, but also because whenever Tony was very proud of his research success, the name of this old man who died secretly always popped up from time to time— —For example, the iron suit that Tony is most proud of, he does not admit that the improvement of the reactor on his chest was inspired by his father Howard.

And, most importantly, Tony has always had a secret resentment towards his father in his heart—since you have inherited a handsome appearance, a high IQ, and a huge wealth from a huge company, you have inherited your height of at least 177cm to him. me! ! ! !Let your flawless son wear underwear for the rest of his life! ! ! !Dad, I really want to hate you forever! ! ! !

At this time, Sol, who finally realized what he promised, hesitated to discuss with his younger brother: "How about I go back to Asgard with you?"

Although it is true that Thor's Hammer can fly, it is not very reliable to keep flying behind the spaceship, right?Besides, I'm not happy if I can't be with my brother.

Before Loki opened his mouth, and the others hadn't reacted, Bucky snatched the shield on Steve's back with lightning speed, and threw it directly at Sol's head.

boom.Boom.

After two beeps, the mighty Asgardian god fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Hmph." Bucky took back the shield, handed it to Steve beside him, and said to Loki and Lacey, "Let's go, leave this idiot to me."

Although he didn't know why Bucky's attitude changed, Loki still nodded, and took Lacey to board the Aurora (SV [-]) spaceship first and flew towards Asgard.

Tony who was left had no choice but to shrug his shoulders, raised his eyebrows and said: "I guarantee with my personality, they are definitely planned - it seems that only when Hulk turns back into Bruce can we not be overloaded - my Iron War Clothes, your shield, and your good friend's steel arm, these are all weights. Heck, I still want to save some weights and bring back some alien souvenirs."

Seeing that no one answered, Tony continued: "Although it is said that girls have to fall in love when they grow up, is it really okay to directly cross planets, races, and even species when they fall in love? I remember hearing Saul say Loki is a descendant of a frost giant, right? What if the child born in the future has a genetic defect? ​​In fact, I still suggest that Lacey find a normal earth boyfriend, and getting along will not be so troublesome. Classes will also be more similar..."

"Tony..." Steve held his forehead, he had heard enough similar words these days.

"Well, what you said makes sense." Bucky agreed, and even nodded in affirmation.

"In fact, if the races are different, the chances of producing offspring are very low. After all, it is difficult to match the genetic chain..." Dr. Bruce Banner, who has transformed from the Hulk, said, in fact, he is also quite enthusiastic about this situation. , "Uh, why are you all looking at me like that?"

"Bruce..." The conscience of the United States reminded Captain America hesitantly: "Can you put on your pants first?"

The author has something to say: Bucky: Anyone who destroys my daughter's meeting with her in-laws will die.snort.