It's better to flirt with the hero
Chapter 9 Uncle, I Want to Hug 09
The servant held the umbrella and sent him back to the room.
"Master, your clothes are wet, do you want to call someone in to serve you?" the servant asked.
Xia Renren said coldly "No".
The system snorted coldly: "Pretentious."
Xia Renren smiled and said, "I'm just such a good baby who eats and dresses by himself."
The system fell into honeyed silence.
The room was so dark that even a ghost could not be seen.
Xia Renren touched it eagerly, ready to light the lamp.Touch it, and you will feel something warm.
Xia Renren's body was already frightened and stiff, but her mind was still running non-stop: "Oh! My God! Look what a big baby I touched!"
The system said: "Hey, you haven't taken it out yet, how do you know it's a big baby?"
Xia Renren thought it was very reasonable, and then she was hugged into her arms.
"..." Xia Renren put her ear against the other person's chest, and heard his heart beating non-stop.
"Uncle Huang, you still smell so good." Zhou Chaosheng said.
After not seeing him for two years, his voice became hoarse and deep.
With Xia Renren's estimation, she felt that she only reached the opponent's chin.It was a huge hit.
Just when he was thinking wildly, Zhou Chaosheng's hand began to be dishonest, walking up and down against his back, and the other hand was around his waist, tightening him tighter and tighter.
"Uncle Huang, you're wet." Zhou Chaosheng concluded.
In Xia Renren's mind, the lines that appeared frequently in those pornographic novels he had read popped up in an instant, and then his face turned red all the way to his ears.
"Let go!" he said coldly.
Zhou Chaosheng said sullenly: "You came back so late, I have been waiting for a long time. I don't like you entering the palace."
Xia Renren repeated "let go" again, the other party's arm tightened, and after a while, she let it go obediently and stepped aside.
Zhou Chaosheng watched his figure shake a few times in the darkness, and then the room was brightly lit.
In the bright light, Xia Renren's face was still flushed abnormally.
He saw clearly the blushing Xia Renren, and Xia Renren also saw him clearly.Then both of them had strange emotions on their faces.
There are not only life and death on the battlefield, but also miracles.
Zhou Chaosheng is like a miracle.Where can I still see the original shadow on his face, he is a different person, apart from being taller and more resolute, the change in temperament is the most surprising part.
Just being looked at by the other party like this made Xia Renren want to admit cowardice.Zhou Chaosheng's eyes were not angry but prestige, it was the first time he really felt the existence of such a thing as aura.
In front of Zhou Chaosheng like this, Xia Renren suddenly felt very stressed.
"Uncle Huang, you are blushing." Zhou Chaosheng smiled.
Xia Renren thought that although I am cowardly, Zhou Ronghuan will never be cowardly!So he kicked over and hit the opponent's calf.
Cursed in the mouth: "Presumptuous!"
"Oh yeah." He cheered to the system, as if he had killed a clearance boss.
Zhou Chaosheng accepted Xia Renren's kick very calmly, with a smile in his eyes.He still acted very docile, but Xia Renren felt more and more creepy the more he looked at it.
"Since you have returned to the imperial city, why didn't you release the news?" Xia Renren looked away and looked at the air.
Zhou Chaosheng said: "I just want to see the emperor quickly, so I came back early. The army will return to the city the day after tomorrow."
Xia Renren couldn't bear the gaze of the other party, so she sat on the soft couch nearby.
As soon as he sat down, Zhou Chaosheng squatted down and grabbed his ankle.
Xia Renren was so frightened that she raised her foot and was about to kick someone.
Zhou Chaosheng squeezed his ankle tightly, making him unable to move at all.As if expecting that he would kick him with another leg, Zhou Chaosheng clamped both of his ankles in the palm of his hand.
"Presumptuous! You are so courageous!" Xia Renren's handsome face with cold brows was full of anger at the moment.
Zhou Chaosheng took off his shoes, and coaxed softly: "Uncle Huang, please don't be angry, your clothes and shoes are wet, I'll change them for you."
With that said, he let go of Xia Renren's feet.
Xia Renren's feet were free, and she wanted to kick again, but Zhou Chaosheng directly held her body down.
Their chests pressed against each other, their faces were extremely close, and even their breaths were entangled.
"Uncle Huang is still so cute, when he gets angry, he just kicks people." Zhou Chaosheng kissed him on the mouth.
"It's a pity that you are not fierce at all when you kick people, and sometimes you can kick me hard..." Zhou Chaosheng paused, his face turned slightly red, "The emperor doesn't even know about this, right?"
Xia Renren looked at him coldly, thinking that I am super fierce!
Zhou Chaosheng said: "There is one more thing, every time you look at me like this... you will think hard of me! Why do you hate me so much..."
As he spoke, he buried his head and gnawed on Xia Renren's lips.
Xia Renren immediately remembered the fear of being dominated by Zhou Chaosheng's rubbish kissing technique that night.
"System, I'm so panicked." Xia Renren couldn't move her body, so she could only cry to the system in her head.
System: "emmm...me too."
Xia Renren frowned: "You don't think Zhou Chaosheng's skills are rubbish, do you? I'm very picky! Big baby and technology are indispensable!"
The system especially wanted to kill the self who sympathized with the host just now!
Xia Renren's wet clothes were almost stripped by Zhou Chaosheng, so she simply didn't hide, and lay down on the bed and pretended to be dead.
He stated firmly to the system: "Although Zhou Chaosheng is handsome and has a good figure now, and after the entanglement just now, it seems that the baby is too big... But I am really a good baby who can change clothes by myself!"
The system ignored him and spat at him forcefully.
At this time, Xia Renren had already been stripped naked.
Zhou Chaosheng looked at him in surprise, "Uncle Huang, why are you not moving?"
Xia Renren thought that you can do this kind of thing, I am responsible for enjoying it - but Zhou Ronghuan would not say such things.
"Sinister! You sinful bastard!" He stared at Zhou Chaosheng with both shame and disgust in his eyes.
Zhou Chaosheng showed his usual aggrieved expression, "Uncle Emperor, you always say that I was born of a sinful slave."
"I won't say, don't you?" Xia Renren said sharply.
Zhou Chaosheng stared at his disgusted face, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile, "So what? Uncle Huang is going to cry because of me, a sinful slave."
Xia Renren seemed to be stabbed by a needle, and suddenly began to struggle violently.
"What's the use of hiding? Obviously you can't hide. I thought the emperor was a sensible person and wouldn't make such unnecessary struggles."
After Zhou Chaosheng finished speaking, he transformed his complex emotions such as longing, admiration, and resentment into motivation to fuck Xia Renren.
Xia Renren, who was pressed and rubbed on the soft couch, cried until she died - because he is very picky, and both big baby and technology are indispensable.
Unfortunately, Zhou Chaosheng, a young man with no actual combat experience, has terrible skills.
Xia Renren cried bitterly, and begged the system to open the golden finger to make him pass out quickly.But the system has already entered the host privacy protection mode, and doesn't know anything.
The more uncomfortable, the more sober.
Xia Renren doesn't want to swear all the time, so in order not to cause the mission to fail directly, she can only bite her lip.
Zhou Chaosheng licked off all the bloodstains from the last bite.
"Uncle Huang, are you comfortable?" Zhou Chaosheng said, another bump full of malice.
A strange heat surged through his whole body, and he felt it just like that!
Xia Renren rejoiced that she had come through all the hardships, while holding back her expression and scolding: "You beast! I'm your uncle!"
Zhou Chaosheng said in a hoarse voice: "Why do you admit that you are my uncle at this time? Don't you hate me? I'm just a bastard, a villain! If you're happy, coax you, and if you're unhappy, kick it away, don't you?" ..."
Afterwards, Zhou Chaosheng's movements became more and more sophisticated, and every movement gradually touched Xia Renren's sensitive nerves, making him rippling with extreme happiness.
The room is full of beauty and harmony.
The next day, Xia Renren woke up from exhaustion, and the bedside was empty.
There was a system voice in my head: "yooooo~ are you happy? Dear~"
Xia Renren really took a look at what happened last night, and commented: "It's a pass. The performance in the first half was too rubbish."
The system then asked again: "emmm... now there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first dear?"
Xia Renren: "System, why did you become a little angry today?"
The system fiddled for a while, and said, "Which news do you want to hear? Dear~"
Xia Renren waved her hand: "Bitterness first, sweetness later, it's bad news."
System: "I blocked your pain midway last night."
Xia Renren slapped her thigh and said regretfully, "You should have blocked it a long time ago! That way you can have fun from the beginning to the end!"
System: "This pain shielding effect ends in five seconds. The cooldown is one day."
It just finished speaking, and within three seconds, Xia Renren's chrysanthemum tightened, feeling the greatest malice from this world.
What a fucking pain!arrive!fry!crack!
"Look! This is the terrible consequence of just having a big baby and not having the right technology!" Xia Ren complained tearfully.
The system said: "There is still good news, do you want to hear it?"
"Tell me, I'm going to commit suicide after I finish talking!"
"Last night, your mission was extended by ten o'clock." The system said.
Xia Renren's eyes lit up, and she said pleasantly, "What! What are you talking about! Ten o'clock!?"
Then he lay down on the bed and began to wrench his fingers: "Once at ten o'clock, twice at twenty o'clock, three times at thirty o'clock, four times...my god! Five more hits and I'm done!"
The system really did not expect that his host would be such a completely unscrupulous person.
It snorted: "Are you okay? Do you still want to commit suicide now?"
Xia Renren patted her chest and smiled confidently: "A few k's at all."
Although the progress of the task seems to be unexpectedly smooth, the system has a new trouble: its host, besides having no brains, has no integrity.
It didn't convey this worry to Xia Renren, because it was afraid that Xia Renren would fall into inferiority complex because she knew the cruel truth of her lack of integrity—its host was already brain-dead enough.
Xia Renren's next words were like a slap in the face, slapping it heavily on the face.
Xia Renren: "Hey hey hey hey, how can I be so unscrupulous φ(゜▽゜*) loves such an unscrupulous me so much hahahaha! Fight|cannon save the world! Fight|cannon long live!"
System: "..." So is it the lack of integrity caused by brain damage, or the brain damage caused by lack of integrity?
Three days later, Zhou Chaosheng officially returned to the city with his army.
"Master, your clothes are wet, do you want to call someone in to serve you?" the servant asked.
Xia Renren said coldly "No".
The system snorted coldly: "Pretentious."
Xia Renren smiled and said, "I'm just such a good baby who eats and dresses by himself."
The system fell into honeyed silence.
The room was so dark that even a ghost could not be seen.
Xia Renren touched it eagerly, ready to light the lamp.Touch it, and you will feel something warm.
Xia Renren's body was already frightened and stiff, but her mind was still running non-stop: "Oh! My God! Look what a big baby I touched!"
The system said: "Hey, you haven't taken it out yet, how do you know it's a big baby?"
Xia Renren thought it was very reasonable, and then she was hugged into her arms.
"..." Xia Renren put her ear against the other person's chest, and heard his heart beating non-stop.
"Uncle Huang, you still smell so good." Zhou Chaosheng said.
After not seeing him for two years, his voice became hoarse and deep.
With Xia Renren's estimation, she felt that she only reached the opponent's chin.It was a huge hit.
Just when he was thinking wildly, Zhou Chaosheng's hand began to be dishonest, walking up and down against his back, and the other hand was around his waist, tightening him tighter and tighter.
"Uncle Huang, you're wet." Zhou Chaosheng concluded.
In Xia Renren's mind, the lines that appeared frequently in those pornographic novels he had read popped up in an instant, and then his face turned red all the way to his ears.
"Let go!" he said coldly.
Zhou Chaosheng said sullenly: "You came back so late, I have been waiting for a long time. I don't like you entering the palace."
Xia Renren repeated "let go" again, the other party's arm tightened, and after a while, she let it go obediently and stepped aside.
Zhou Chaosheng watched his figure shake a few times in the darkness, and then the room was brightly lit.
In the bright light, Xia Renren's face was still flushed abnormally.
He saw clearly the blushing Xia Renren, and Xia Renren also saw him clearly.Then both of them had strange emotions on their faces.
There are not only life and death on the battlefield, but also miracles.
Zhou Chaosheng is like a miracle.Where can I still see the original shadow on his face, he is a different person, apart from being taller and more resolute, the change in temperament is the most surprising part.
Just being looked at by the other party like this made Xia Renren want to admit cowardice.Zhou Chaosheng's eyes were not angry but prestige, it was the first time he really felt the existence of such a thing as aura.
In front of Zhou Chaosheng like this, Xia Renren suddenly felt very stressed.
"Uncle Huang, you are blushing." Zhou Chaosheng smiled.
Xia Renren thought that although I am cowardly, Zhou Ronghuan will never be cowardly!So he kicked over and hit the opponent's calf.
Cursed in the mouth: "Presumptuous!"
"Oh yeah." He cheered to the system, as if he had killed a clearance boss.
Zhou Chaosheng accepted Xia Renren's kick very calmly, with a smile in his eyes.He still acted very docile, but Xia Renren felt more and more creepy the more he looked at it.
"Since you have returned to the imperial city, why didn't you release the news?" Xia Renren looked away and looked at the air.
Zhou Chaosheng said: "I just want to see the emperor quickly, so I came back early. The army will return to the city the day after tomorrow."
Xia Renren couldn't bear the gaze of the other party, so she sat on the soft couch nearby.
As soon as he sat down, Zhou Chaosheng squatted down and grabbed his ankle.
Xia Renren was so frightened that she raised her foot and was about to kick someone.
Zhou Chaosheng squeezed his ankle tightly, making him unable to move at all.As if expecting that he would kick him with another leg, Zhou Chaosheng clamped both of his ankles in the palm of his hand.
"Presumptuous! You are so courageous!" Xia Renren's handsome face with cold brows was full of anger at the moment.
Zhou Chaosheng took off his shoes, and coaxed softly: "Uncle Huang, please don't be angry, your clothes and shoes are wet, I'll change them for you."
With that said, he let go of Xia Renren's feet.
Xia Renren's feet were free, and she wanted to kick again, but Zhou Chaosheng directly held her body down.
Their chests pressed against each other, their faces were extremely close, and even their breaths were entangled.
"Uncle Huang is still so cute, when he gets angry, he just kicks people." Zhou Chaosheng kissed him on the mouth.
"It's a pity that you are not fierce at all when you kick people, and sometimes you can kick me hard..." Zhou Chaosheng paused, his face turned slightly red, "The emperor doesn't even know about this, right?"
Xia Renren looked at him coldly, thinking that I am super fierce!
Zhou Chaosheng said: "There is one more thing, every time you look at me like this... you will think hard of me! Why do you hate me so much..."
As he spoke, he buried his head and gnawed on Xia Renren's lips.
Xia Renren immediately remembered the fear of being dominated by Zhou Chaosheng's rubbish kissing technique that night.
"System, I'm so panicked." Xia Renren couldn't move her body, so she could only cry to the system in her head.
System: "emmm...me too."
Xia Renren frowned: "You don't think Zhou Chaosheng's skills are rubbish, do you? I'm very picky! Big baby and technology are indispensable!"
The system especially wanted to kill the self who sympathized with the host just now!
Xia Renren's wet clothes were almost stripped by Zhou Chaosheng, so she simply didn't hide, and lay down on the bed and pretended to be dead.
He stated firmly to the system: "Although Zhou Chaosheng is handsome and has a good figure now, and after the entanglement just now, it seems that the baby is too big... But I am really a good baby who can change clothes by myself!"
The system ignored him and spat at him forcefully.
At this time, Xia Renren had already been stripped naked.
Zhou Chaosheng looked at him in surprise, "Uncle Huang, why are you not moving?"
Xia Renren thought that you can do this kind of thing, I am responsible for enjoying it - but Zhou Ronghuan would not say such things.
"Sinister! You sinful bastard!" He stared at Zhou Chaosheng with both shame and disgust in his eyes.
Zhou Chaosheng showed his usual aggrieved expression, "Uncle Emperor, you always say that I was born of a sinful slave."
"I won't say, don't you?" Xia Renren said sharply.
Zhou Chaosheng stared at his disgusted face, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile, "So what? Uncle Huang is going to cry because of me, a sinful slave."
Xia Renren seemed to be stabbed by a needle, and suddenly began to struggle violently.
"What's the use of hiding? Obviously you can't hide. I thought the emperor was a sensible person and wouldn't make such unnecessary struggles."
After Zhou Chaosheng finished speaking, he transformed his complex emotions such as longing, admiration, and resentment into motivation to fuck Xia Renren.
Xia Renren, who was pressed and rubbed on the soft couch, cried until she died - because he is very picky, and both big baby and technology are indispensable.
Unfortunately, Zhou Chaosheng, a young man with no actual combat experience, has terrible skills.
Xia Renren cried bitterly, and begged the system to open the golden finger to make him pass out quickly.But the system has already entered the host privacy protection mode, and doesn't know anything.
The more uncomfortable, the more sober.
Xia Renren doesn't want to swear all the time, so in order not to cause the mission to fail directly, she can only bite her lip.
Zhou Chaosheng licked off all the bloodstains from the last bite.
"Uncle Huang, are you comfortable?" Zhou Chaosheng said, another bump full of malice.
A strange heat surged through his whole body, and he felt it just like that!
Xia Renren rejoiced that she had come through all the hardships, while holding back her expression and scolding: "You beast! I'm your uncle!"
Zhou Chaosheng said in a hoarse voice: "Why do you admit that you are my uncle at this time? Don't you hate me? I'm just a bastard, a villain! If you're happy, coax you, and if you're unhappy, kick it away, don't you?" ..."
Afterwards, Zhou Chaosheng's movements became more and more sophisticated, and every movement gradually touched Xia Renren's sensitive nerves, making him rippling with extreme happiness.
The room is full of beauty and harmony.
The next day, Xia Renren woke up from exhaustion, and the bedside was empty.
There was a system voice in my head: "yooooo~ are you happy? Dear~"
Xia Renren really took a look at what happened last night, and commented: "It's a pass. The performance in the first half was too rubbish."
The system then asked again: "emmm... now there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first dear?"
Xia Renren: "System, why did you become a little angry today?"
The system fiddled for a while, and said, "Which news do you want to hear? Dear~"
Xia Renren waved her hand: "Bitterness first, sweetness later, it's bad news."
System: "I blocked your pain midway last night."
Xia Renren slapped her thigh and said regretfully, "You should have blocked it a long time ago! That way you can have fun from the beginning to the end!"
System: "This pain shielding effect ends in five seconds. The cooldown is one day."
It just finished speaking, and within three seconds, Xia Renren's chrysanthemum tightened, feeling the greatest malice from this world.
What a fucking pain!arrive!fry!crack!
"Look! This is the terrible consequence of just having a big baby and not having the right technology!" Xia Ren complained tearfully.
The system said: "There is still good news, do you want to hear it?"
"Tell me, I'm going to commit suicide after I finish talking!"
"Last night, your mission was extended by ten o'clock." The system said.
Xia Renren's eyes lit up, and she said pleasantly, "What! What are you talking about! Ten o'clock!?"
Then he lay down on the bed and began to wrench his fingers: "Once at ten o'clock, twice at twenty o'clock, three times at thirty o'clock, four times...my god! Five more hits and I'm done!"
The system really did not expect that his host would be such a completely unscrupulous person.
It snorted: "Are you okay? Do you still want to commit suicide now?"
Xia Renren patted her chest and smiled confidently: "A few k's at all."
Although the progress of the task seems to be unexpectedly smooth, the system has a new trouble: its host, besides having no brains, has no integrity.
It didn't convey this worry to Xia Renren, because it was afraid that Xia Renren would fall into inferiority complex because she knew the cruel truth of her lack of integrity—its host was already brain-dead enough.
Xia Renren's next words were like a slap in the face, slapping it heavily on the face.
Xia Renren: "Hey hey hey hey, how can I be so unscrupulous φ(゜▽゜*) loves such an unscrupulous me so much hahahaha! Fight|cannon save the world! Fight|cannon long live!"
System: "..." So is it the lack of integrity caused by brain damage, or the brain damage caused by lack of integrity?
Three days later, Zhou Chaosheng officially returned to the city with his army.
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