Fanservice Paradox

Only then did Pei Tingsong discover the source of the dress. He propped his forehead and looked at Fang Juexia, his eyes widened a little and he made an expression of [explain to me].

But Fang Juexia was still immersed in the memory search, and after a long time came back to his senses, "It seems that it was indeed sent by a station."

Kill this man.Pei Tingsong could only pretend that nothing happened and forcibly changed the subject, "Brother Ziyan, help me get some potato chips."

"I want to eat, it's not that simple." He Ziyan put his long legs together, "I have to play a game. If you win, you can eat. If you lose, you will be punished."

"What punishment?" Ling Yi suddenly regained his energy.

Lu Yuan had an idea, "How about a kiss?"

The other five people: ...

[Hahahahaha Teacher Lu Yuan, you can speak and hold a concert as soon as you speak! ]

[How made winds! ]

[woc kiss hahahahaha!Is it so open in our small card group?What do you usually do in the dormitory! ]

Ling Yi squinted his eyes and pinched Lu Yuan's face, "Aren't you gay?"

Lu Yuan pinched his face with his backhand, "I'm gay and you are 0."

"I'm Ling Yi!"

Lu Yuan: "Is it 1 or 0?"

He Ziyan immediately answered, "I don't believe it's 1."

Xiao Pei: "Where is the 1?"

Jiang Miao hurried out to smooth things over, "Okay, okay, stop talking."

[Squad: I am too difficult! ]

[What kind of gay comedy group is this hhhh]

[01: I saused you within three days]

[Sure enough, Caledon has no straight men in the whole group. ]

Jiang Miao added, "Punishment... To be fair, everyone writes a punishment method, and the loser will draw one from it to complete it, how about it?"

"it is good!"

[Wow, wow, I want to see what punishment everyone wrote! ]

The director arranged behind the camera, "Everyone has 1 minute to write in front of the camera. Remember to show it after writing."

Fang Juexia was thinking about the punishment in his mind, and was a little distracted, when he suddenly heard everyone talking about himself.

"Just say it first, you can't do any games about arithmetic." Lu Yuan stuffed a French fries into his mouth, "Otherwise Teacher Fang will rub us on the ground."

When he said this, everyone let out a long sigh in unison.

[Hahahahahahahaha the one who should come is still here]

[Is Fang Juexia, the human-shaped calculator, coming back out of the rivers and lakes!? ? ? ]

[? ?The new fan looks confused and asks for science! ]

He Ziyan laughed, "I can still recall the fear of being dominated by Wangzai's milk."

[I knew it!Wangzai milk terrier is really funny! ]

Ling clapped his hands together, and explained online, "Come on, the previous story summary, we felt that Xia participated in a variety show before, and there seemed to be a cut at station b. At that time, there was a link that was counting, which was getting more and more difficult. However, we Juexia won the ultimate prize with her amazing arithmetic ability, a carload of Wangzai Milk, yes, a whole carload."

[Fuck?a car? ]

[Why are you so sandy hahahaha]

[In order to expose Du Juexia in the early days, he really appeared on a lot of strange variety shows, hug me Xia~]

"How long have we been drinking?" Lu Yuan interjected and asked.

Jiang Miao thought for a while, "Maybe a month or two. At that time, the only designated drink when we go home is Wangzai milk."

[Hahahaha six young people gather to drink milk!Killing me! ]

[Wang Zai, play money! ]

He Ziyan smiled and showed his white teeth, "I remember that Juexia used milk to stew sugar water every day for us to eat. Ah, by the way, give Xinfan some science, Juexia grew up in Guangzhou."

[Ahhhhhhhh plgg and I are in the same place! ! !I am so happy! ]

As a roommate, Ling Yi added, "But I heard that Jue Xia's mother is from the north."

Juexia nodded, "Shandong."

[Children of mixed race between North and South are the prettiest!No wonder! ]

[What the hell is a mixed race between the North and the South? Hahahahaha sisters will blow! ]

Lu Yuan shook his head, "Anyway, we shivered when we saw Wangzai's milk."

Speaking of this past, Pei Tingsong felt it was funny.When I was on that show, the sponsor probably didn't expect that such a difficult question would be calculated, so I set up that kind of award. I didn't expect that it was actually calculated by Fang Juexia.

[At that time, Jue Xia was hacked because of this incident...]

Seeing this sentence, Pei Tingsong also recalled what happened at that time.

It was a small program, not very popular, so there was not much response when it was broadcast.However, Fang Juexia's black fans didn't miss any opportunity to mock him. At that time, they said that it was the script, that he cheated, and wrote a lot of small papers. If Pei Tingsong was not there at the time, he would almost have been brainwashed.

Fang Juexia looks cold, but his silence in front of close people tends to be more dull.He didn't have much expression on his face, his voice was very soft, and he didn't have much confidence in defending himself, "Wangzai's milk is delicious."

[Ahhhhhh Jue Xia is too milky today!Sure enough, no matter how many A's are on the stage, they will become very milky when they get off the stage! ]

[The little ending sound is too cute! ]

Pei Tingsong glanced at him, and found that after he finished speaking, he went to Ling Yi to verify whether Wangzai's milk was good or not.

This guy was so weird, the weirdest guy he'd ever seen.

Everyone chatted and laughed, and started preparing for the game under Jiang Miao's lead.When writing the punishment, everyone hid to one side. Fang Juexia lay on the sofa with his back turned, holding his pen and thinking for a while.

He really couldn't think of any good punishment.

With a quick mind, Ling Yi was the first to rush to the camera, and secretly wrote down the six words [Special Dark Drink], proudly showing it to everyone.Lu Yuan followed him, and wrote down a sentence [imitating a small video of turning flowers with earthy taste]

[If there is a punishment, there must be a special tune x]

[Hahahahaha flipping hands flower video, shrimp and pig heart, Mr. Yuan! ]

[Yuanyuan is really not worried about shooting herself in the foot]

Jiang Miao was kind and just wrote [20 groups of push-ups and clapping hands]. Pei Tingsong casually wrote down the words [group post ugly photos]. When it was Fang Juexia's turn, he really didn't know what to write. To end, I had to write quickly, and then folded the note with the words "elephant spinning in circles" and put it in the punishment box.

[Squad and Jue Xia are real angels, they don't know how to trick people at all]

[Group posting ugly photos hahahahaha, Grape Tree, you are really 19 years old! ]

[I'm still looking forward to our fire, after all, it's nothing but black hhhh]

He Ziyan stepped forward, flamboyantly wrote a line, and then showed it to the camera.Teammates were ordered to turn around and not look at the screen during this time.But when he turned around, he found that the barrage was still being posted.

[Grass!Brother Huo can still play! ! ! ]

[Brother Huo is too good hahahahaha looking forward to punishment! ]

[Respect Brother Huo! ! ! ]

What is the punishment?Fang Juexia was curious but also a little envious.Funny people write punishments that are funny.

The games started in groups. At first, they were simple games such as you draw and guess, guess the name of the song, but Pei Tingsong didn't know what was wrong with him, so he lost again and again overnight.There were six punishments in total, and he did three by himself. First, handstand push-ups, and then a dizzy elephant spinning in circles. He was still dizzy, and he drank Ling Yi's special concoction made with soy sauce, vinegar, honey mustard sesame oil and milk. drinks.

"Is this to welcome me? I hope that I will die suddenly on the day I move in." Pei Tingsong coughed non-stop.

[Hahahahaha Tuanba also has today!The sky really has eyes hahahaha]

[How bad is Yiyi's drink? Hahaha, Xiao Pei even poured himself a big can of Coke! ]

[Finally, there is the same drink that the sisters can get - Ling Yi's special drink that Xiao Pei once drank! ]

[You look at the expression of the landscape hahahahaha]

Pei Tingsong still felt nauseous and wanted to get some more drinks. He stretched his neck and looked around, and there seemed to be no unopened ones in front of him.Although Fang Juexia had a cold face, he was very careful.Everyone was still immersed in the joyful atmosphere of the game, but he was the only one who realized what Pei Tingsong was looking for.After only two seconds of hesitation, he pushed the can of orange soda in front of him to him.

Seeing his actions, Pei Tingsong turned to look at him.

Fang Juexia told him with her mouth - she hadn't drunk it.

Thinking of what Cheng Qiang told him during the live broadcast, Pei Tingsong still picked up the soda.In essence, they don't have much teammate friendship, so he also automatically regards Fang Juexia's actions as a kind of "business".

[Xiao Pei drank Jue Xia's drink! ]

[Wear brother's clothes and drink brother's water, Xiao Pei is awesome! ]

[Cult CP fans should stop looking at Renji with blind eyes, why don’t you watch the game carefully? ]

There was a carnival on the barrage, and the director's voice appeared again, "Then start the last game. You can smoke it yourself."

With that said, the staff took out the game box.Seeing this, Pei Tingsong put down the soda, and rolled up his sleeves, "I smoke, and they smoked it a few times before. It must be because of this that I keep losing."

He Ziyan laughed, "Because of what? Because of philosophy?"

[Hahahaha Brother Huo is perfect!Do teenagers study philosophy? ]

[Hahahaha Xiao Pei's philosophical stalk is cueed daily]

Ling Yi: "You won't be allowed to smoke!"

Jiang Miao grabbed Ling Yi's hand, "Let him do it."

[Hahaha I found that what Sanshui said the most every day was "Don't..." and "You let him...", so frustrating x]

Lu Yuan was bored doing arm popping along with the music, "That's right, otherwise he wouldn't admit that he is a game black hole."

"Who said, I'm good at playing games, these low-energy games are not good enough for me." The expression on Pei Tingsong's face was very provocative, but in Fang Juexia's eyes, the drawn-out tone emphasized [very good] Looks like a shitty kid.

"Otherwise, we'll let you draw. If you lose again this time, how about adding a small earthy video to the punishment?"

Fang Juexia wanted to laugh, but Lu Yuan was really obsessed with the small video.

Lu Yuan's well-prepared punishment was useless until now, and he was sighing inwardly, but he didn't expect Pei Tingsong to bump into him himself.

"Okay." Pei Tingsong didn't hesitate at all, and directly put his hand into the game box.Fang Juexia quietly put a piece of potato chips into his mouth, staring at him, feeling a bad premonition in his heart.

Click, the potato chips are crushed.

His hunches were always accurate.

Pei Tingsong had a straightforward personality. He stretched out his hand and took out a note from the box, opened it and glanced at it.

The director said, "Show it to everyone."

The note was turned over, Pei Tingsong frowned suspiciously, "Pass the candy paper. What is this?"

The barrage has taken the lead in going crazy.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Is it the one that sucks it with your mouth and passes it on? ! ! ! ]

[Fuck, I've seen it in another group show before! ! !Great energy! ! ! ]

[Passing tissues is too good, right? The director's sister is amazing! ! !The thinness of the candy paper is equivalent to no! ]

[woc can't imagine the touch of the candy paper, I have goosebumps! ]

[@圆师 and his teammate's dream of kissing has come true, Mr. Yuan]