Fanservice Paradox

Why did you turn back.

"We..." Fang Juexia wished he could die suddenly at this moment, and even thought of the possibility of biting his tongue to commit suicide.

Ling Yi also cooperated, pointing at Pei Tingsong and the others with the wave soda bottle, "Yes! Be honest!"

Pei Tingsong snatched the bottle from his hand, "Tell me about your size." After speaking, he looked at Lu Yuan, "No, do you really want to hear it?"

Lu Yuan covered his heart with one hand, while still holding on to the desk lamp with the other hand, with a righteous expression on his face, he swallowed, "Just say it, brother can bear it."

Glancing at He Ziyan and Jiang Miao, both of them were watching the show with a smile and no words, Pei Tingsong raised his eyebrows, "Then I really said it, do you need a detailed description?"

Lu Yuan patted his thigh, "Hurry up!"

Seeing Fang Jue Xia's red neck and his soul-out expression, Pei Tingsong knew that he was embarrassed and didn't want to say this in front of so many people, so he smiled and pulled his precious brother into his arms Li, "Dream, you. You're thinking about all kinds of messes in your head every day, and you've said nothing."

Fang Juexia thought he was really going to say something, so when he was dragged to hug his shoulders, he was stunned.

"Impossible." Lu Yuan pointed at Pei Tingsong, "The two of you couldn't even match up in your statement about watching a movie just now, you must be bluffing us."

"That's right." Pei Tingsong shrugged, "We didn't go to the movies, it's such a big garden, it's not enough to go shopping."

Ling Yi stammered and asked: "Then, why don't you go with us to soak in the hot spring?"

"Do you still have to ask why?" Pei Tingsong tilted his head, "Because I don't want you to see my boyfriend without clothes on." After speaking, he pulled Fang Juexia's collar up to his chin , "Not even a little bit."

Fang Juexia slapped his hands away, and gave him a stare to shut him up.

"Anyway, it's all spread out, so let's explain it a little more clearly." Pei Tingsong pointed at each of the soda bottles, "You and Fang Juexia's CP will not be allowed to open in the future. From now on, everyone will be be."

"Hey, really domineering." He Ziyan hugged his right leg and knee and shook his head, "Dream back to the Xin Chou Treaty."

"Why!" Ling Yi was displeased, "Before you heard it, Juexia and I were very popular as a CP!" After he finished speaking, he wanted to grab Fang Juexia's hand, and started playing drunk again, " Jue Xia, why don't you go with him? I'll support you by singing!"

"Go away." Pei Tingsong broke Ling Yi's hand directly, "I can raise him even if I don't sing."

"Hey, hey," Lu Yuan cleared his throat, "Although I can't hear, but you say you don't want to talk about money. This poor young man has been connoted."

He Ziyan raised his noble hand with a delicate corner like a boss at the auction site, "Add one."

Ling Yi hiccupped, forgetting what was said and what was said before, and just followed suit, "Add one."

Fang Juexia couldn't stand it anymore, broke free from Pei Tingsong's arms, and whispered to him, "Stop making trouble."

"Okay, okay." Of course Pei Tingsong was used to it, "This problem is over."

Jiang Miao, who hadn't been fooling around all this time, said at this moment, "Is it going to be so soon? Won't you tell us about your relationship history?" He smiled, "For example... who is chasing whom? When did you get together? ?”

Lu Yuan immediately applauded, "The captain is indeed the captain!"

Ling Yi also applauded, "Good!"

Pei Tingsong turned his head and asked his wife, "Can you say that?"

Fang Juexia immediately turned his head, "What are you asking me for?"

This means being able to speak.After Pei Tingsong got it, he confessed generously, "I chased him. When were we together... I fell off the stage and injured my arm. We were together the day he went to the hospital to take care of me."

After Jiang Miao finished listening, she reached out to He Ziyan who was lying on the ground listening to the story, "I won, give me the money."

The remaining four were at a loss, watching He Ziyan sigh and transfer the money to the captain.

"What?" Pei Tingsong was puzzled, "How many bets did you guys make?"

Probably more than the groups they built privately.

Jiang Miao, who received the red envelope, was satisfied, "No, we both think you are really talking, but there is a disagreement on when to start dating. He Ziyan said it was around Juexia's birthday, and I said earlier, and I won. " After finishing speaking, he looked at Juexia and smiled on purpose, "But I didn't expect it to be so early, I thought Juexia would have a hard time before agreeing."

Fang Juexia blushed and froze in place at what he said, and buried her head in eating potato chips, like a hamster.

"So when did you find out that you like Juexia? Didn't you swear to me before that you thought love was boring? When did you confess?" He Ziyan, who was lying on the ground, kicked Pei Tingsong.He felt that he was unwilling to lose, and insisted on breaking the casserole and asking the end.

Suddenly he thought of something, and He Ziyan suddenly realized: "Ah, I see, you kid probably took advantage of the situation after being injured, and played the sympathy card so that the kind-hearted Juexia couldn't refuse you, so he reluctantly agreed, right?"

Pei Tingsong rolled his eyes, and was about to say what nonsense you were talking about, but he was preempted.

"No." Fang Juexia, who had been disconnected all the time, came out to retort at this time, "I don't force it, I only agree to him because I like him."

This straight ball stunned the young men present, and after the stun, there was a burst of restlessness.

"Wow!!"

"No, no, I can't listen anymore."

Lu Yuan stuffed Langweixian into his mouth, "Grass, I was raised on dog food."

"No... I mean..." Fang Juexia was finally at a loss for words, and subconsciously glanced at Pei Tingsong.

Being able to be said by Fang Juexia to like such words in public, Pei Tingsong's description of being ecstatic at this moment is no exaggeration, feels that he has reached the highlight moment of his life.Once a person is proud, he is willing to say anything, and feels very proud, "See, you will be slapped in the face for guessing." After speaking, he began to recall, "When did I find out that I like Jue Xia... the day I found out that the song was released , I discovered it after being prodded by Liang Ruo."

Ling Yi's little brain was no longer enough, he hugged his head, and said painfully, "Liang Ruo?! Why does Liang Ruo have a part in the show! Wait, why is this drama and the plot so familiar?"

"Because you found Liang Ruo's number for me." Pei Tingsong reminded.

"Yes!" Ling Yi slapped his forehead, "Oh my God! So I, I, I..."

"Yes, you are a confession broker." Pei Tingsong ignored the little idiot who found that he had almost mastered the script, and continued, "Liang Ruo asked Jue Xia out to talk privately, and when I was looking for Jue Xia, call Liang Ruo." He didn’t hang up the phone, and let me hear his confession to Juexia. I was angry at that time, and I don’t know why I was angry, but I was very angry.”

Jiang Miao could almost imagine the youngest's reaction at that time, "It turns out that someone made a pretense and punctured your window paper."

"Anyway, I discovered, oh, it turns out that my feelings for this person can be in another form besides friendship." Pei Tingsong suddenly became serious, "So after I received him, I confessed my love."

"Fuck, this efficiency." He Ziyan applauded him sincerely, "Pei Tingsong, you are so good."

Lu Yuan was startled, "So Jue Xia agreed?"

Fang Juexia shook his head immediately, "No, I, I didn't agree at that time."

Jiang Miao asked again, "Then how did you feel about him at that time? Did you reject Xiao Pei the same way you rejected Liang Ruo?"

of course not.Fang Juexia said in her heart.

"It's different. When I heard Liang Ruo say it, I was just a little surprised, because I didn't feel that way about him at all." Fang Juexia lowered his eyes and spoke very slowly, "Later, I heard Pei Tingsong say, Just... I was really dumbfounded and frightened, but, in fact, there is one thing I can't say." He frowned, and then smiled weakly at Jiang Miao, "I was too messed up at the time, Couldn't think at all. He begged me not to turn him down too quickly, and I didn't say no."

Ling Yi rubbed his eyes, "Jue Xia, you are too easy to talk to."

"It's not easy to talk." Jiang Miao had a see-through expression on his face, and he grasped the point skillfully, "Jue Xia, when you said Liang Ruo just now, you just used the expression 'I don't have any feelings for him at all'." , but when it comes to Xiao Pei’s confession, you start to speak incoherently, obviously you are the most logical person. You must have liked Xiao Pei a little at that time, but you just didn’t know it.”

"Really?" Fang Juexia was a little embarrassed to be seen through at a glance, hugged her knees, and said in a low voice, "Maybe..."

But he suddenly sat up straight again, turned his head to look at Pei Tingsong beside him, and said angrily, "But why am I always admitting that I like you?"

Pei Tingsong laughed all of a sudden, and picked Fang Juexia's chin, "Look, this guy's temper is only on me."

This crit.

He Ziyan covered his ears, "No more, no more, torture myself."

"I'm okay! Please continue!"

"Why did I tell Pei Tingsong Liang Ruo's phone number? I, I hate it!"

The teammates were nervous, but Pei Tingsong was still paying attention to Fang Juexia's question just now, "Why do you think they found out about our relationship?"

Fang Juexia blinked.

Why……

Pei Tingsong lightly flicked his forehead with his hand, and whispered, "Is there anyone who can't see that I like you, Fang Juexia?"

For some reason, Fang Juexia's heart suddenly jumped wildly.

Sure enough, with Pei Tingsong around, it was difficult for him to maintain a steady state.

The most difficult thing for young boys to hide is love.

Knowing that Fang Juexia was thin-skinned and couldn't bear to keep asking, Pei Tingsong protected him and changed the subject, forcing them to continue playing truth or dare. Fortunately, the bad luck passed. After several rounds, neither of them won. One is the worst, several big adventures in a row, and the last one directly draws the note of [Call Brother Qiang and say that I am pregnant with his child].Several people relied on him to be half drunk, forcing Ling Yizhen to beat him out.

Cheng Qiang had already fallen asleep on the other side, and was awakened by a phone call. After the call, it turned out that Ling Yi was crying and saying that he had a baby.

Several other people held Ling Yi down, holding their breath and waiting for Cheng Qiang's response, but they didn't expect the other party to hang up directly after being silent for a few seconds.

"Beep-beep-beep-"

Hearing the busy tone, everyone let go of Ling Yi.

"It's over, Ling Yi has fallen out of favor, and no one cares about her pregnancy."

"You are pregnant with a baby!"

Fang Juexia suppressed a smile, "Brother Qiang probably thought he was dreaming, and he will definitely call back tomorrow after reading the call records."

"Hahahahaha yes!"

Jiang Miao suddenly thought of something, "By the way, when are you going to tell Brother Qiang?"

"Look at Jue Xia." Pei Tingsong said, "I'll listen to him."

He Ziyan sneered, "You, the demon king of the world, will have a day to listen to other people's words. It's really a matter of everything."

Fang Juexia thought for a while, "I was planning to talk about it during this period of time, but I was a little worried. Although Brother Qiang said that it doesn't matter if there is a relationship, he probably didn't expect it to be a relationship within the team."

"That's what he did alone." Lu Yuan shook his head, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't talk about it. How could the love in the team be caught? Asking is business."

"We will help you to lock the cabinet door!" Ling Yi said with a heavy responsibility on his face.

Pei Tingsong said deliberately, "It's just you, come on, I'll thank God every day if you don't give me a megaphone to spread the word everywhere."

"I will never do it this time!" Ling Yi was very solemn, and after being drunk stupidly, he swore in a loud voice, "I can, I can do it!"

"Okay, you," Lu Yuan ate melon seeds, "don't scare the baby in your stomach."

"Hahahahahaha!"

The six of them stayed in Luyuan's house until three or four in the morning. Ling Yi was the first to fall asleep. He was still playing poker, but when it was his turn to play the cards, he found that this guy was lying on the floor and fell asleep.Lu Yuan dragged him to the bed, covered him with a quilt, and drank and chatted with a few others. Fang Juexia was a drunken drinker. This time the alcohol content was high, and he fell down without giving him a chance to get drunk. Time It's not early, and the rest of them are also ready to go to bed.

Pei Tingsong didn't drink much, and carried Fang Juexia to another room.For some reason, Fang Juexia regained consciousness, hugged him around his neck, and kept asking him if he liked her, but Pei Tingsong answered obediently.

"If you like me, tell me a story."

"Okay." Pei Tingsong held Fang Juexia in his arms, patted him on the back, and told him the story of Lily and Xiao Suan. When Fang Juexia fell asleep, he fell asleep himself.

Everyone slept until noon the next day, and went to feed the peacocks in the afternoon.Ling Yi refused to listen, and wore a fancy laser coat, which attracted several male peacocks to chase him and open his screen. This scene was photographed by Lu Yuan and posted on Weibo. Since then, it has been nicknamed "Human Peacock" by fans.

Leaving the hot spring resort, Caledo returned to work in the busy men's team. The disclosure of the relationship in the team did not bring about any change, but Pei Tingsong tried to coerce and lure Ling Yi to change rooms every day, but Ling Yi refused to do so. He also acts as a light bulb every day, and when he sees Pei Tingsong going into his room, he goes in with him, next to the young couple.

The end of the year is the busiest time in the entertainment industry. Major award ceremonies, film festivals, and year-end parties on many platforms are held at this time. The red carpet is full of surprises, and the group photos show all kinds of expressions.In the past, Caledo had never had a name at the end of the year, not to mention performing on stage, and he couldn't even get a simple ticket.

But it’s different now. This year’s Kaleido’s popularity is almost unmatched by anyone. It is the absolute focus of the year. In addition, its popularity depends on its strength and talent. It often lasts for a long time. Everyone is willing to make friends and get close. , Even the film festival invited them to participate, but Jiang Miao walked the red carpet with the crew, and the remaining five entered separately.

When they entered the arena, they even specially rehearsed a new opening speech. This time, instead of the captain shouting one, two, three, it became Ling Yi. With a loud voice, there was an instant feeling of shouting Mai on the spot.

"Hi everyone! We are Jiang Miao's five oil bottles!"

Even the gesture K becomes five fingers outstretched.

There was instant laughter at the scene.This paragraph was also posted on the Internet, and it was reposted in circles. The entry of #相言男团卡莱多# was once again on the hot search, and the very classic memes before were also released together, which can be regarded as a disguised promotion of the movie.Originally, it was just a niche literary film, but because of the members of the popular boy group, the box office exceeded [-] million on the first day. Even the director sent a Weibo to thank the actors and audience.

The film critics gradually released, perhaps because the role is suitable and tragic, and the Internet gave good comments on Jiang Miao's first test of the water, and the word of mouth continued to heat up.Some even predicted that Jiang Miao would be nominated for Best Newcomer and Best Supporting Actor.

Once the film festival is over, the rest is intensive award ceremonies. Kelaido has attracted a lot of attention, holding two hit albums in one year, almost sweeping all major music award ceremonies.

"Recently, there are so many invitations that I can't pick them out, and several of them have to rush to participate." Cheng Qiang took advantage of the fact that they had finished filming the MV for the main winter special together, and talked about the itinerary on the set, "But there is one If you hit the BMA, you won’t go. BMA has the highest gold content, even if you don’t win an award in the end, you still have to participate.”

When it comes to BMA, Ling Yi gets excited, "Please, let's win one, let's win one."

"It's not that simple." Lu Yuan sighed, "BMA's judges are notoriously picky. No idol group has ever been shortlisted before. If we can be nominated, we have already been hit by the golden egg."

Pei Tingsong continued, "That's not it. On the day the official announcement of the nomination list, our black posts grew like a blowout. I almost scolded me on Weibo."

Fang Juexia thought of something, turned to look at him, "Didn't you scold him already?"

"Huh? Really?" Pei Tingsong blinked, as if he had regained some memory, "Oh, I can't remember after scolding too much."

Cheng Qiang sighed, "Everyone can't be so discouraged, if you can really win the award at the BMA, you will be prosperous."

According to Star Map's plan, the mini-winter album "Xmas&U" will be released on Christmas Day, December 12, which is also Caledo's debut anniversary.Coincidentally, this year's BMA awards ceremony is also scheduled for Christmas. For the first appearance on the BMA stage, and to give fans a special anniversary stage, Caledo remixed "Broken Array" and "Lastsummer", The first stage of the new title song of the winter special is also prepared.

Since it was officially announced that Kaleido will attend BMA, fans have left messages on the official blog every day. Due to the high voice, Kaleido's stage has always been outstanding, and BMA has extended their performance time.So they specially arranged an intro, and the members appeared in twos.He Ziyan acted as a DJ and collaborated with Ling Yi on the non-main title "Icewar", Jiang Miao and Lu Yuan danced duet, and Pei Tingsong and Fang Juexia sang the non-main title "Hunting".

The day of the awards ceremony was a live broadcast, with many singers and groups coming, and the opening performance was Qiyao after Liang Ruo left the team.Fang Juexia listened in the background, feeling sad in his heart.

"Are you cold?" Pei Tingsong took off his coat and put it on for Fang Juexia.Fang Juexia's performance costume is very thin, a white shirt with a European medieval style, and a black cloak on the outside.

Fang Juexia shook his head and whispered, "I'm a little nervous."

The makeup he put on today is very special. In order to match the style of "Hunting", there is a bloodstain on the corner of his mouth, and his eyeliner is also drawn very seductively. With such a face and saying such cute words, there is a weird sense of cuteness.

Pei Tingsong stretched out his gloved hand, "I'll give you a bite, and you won't be nervous after you bite."

"Are you a vampire today?" Fang Juexia was talking about Pei Tingsong's makeup and hair, but he was used to wanting to take off the gloves when he saw them, and he didn't know what the conditioned reaction was.But after a while, Pei Tingsong stopped her, "Don't make trouble, I'm going to be on stage soon."

All right.Fang Juexia let him go in her heart.

The time in the backstage always passed quickly, and it was right by them all at once.When the lights were dimmed and the stage was completely dark, the six of them entered the stage through the lifting platform. He Ziyan and Ling Yi were on the far left of the stage, Jiang Miao and Lu Yuan were on the far right, and Pei Tingsong and Fang Juexia were in the middle.

When the music started, the spotlight on the left turned on first, and as soon as Ling Yi opened his voice, the fans in the audience screamed amazingly.

Fang Juexia was always in the dark, listening to the performance of his teammates, Pei Tingsong grabbed his wrist, and he didn't let go until he heard the staff in his ears preparing to cut the plane.

The spotlight in the middle came on, and before it even started, the screams came towards them like waves. Pei Tingsong shook hands with Mai and walked out. This time, there was no such thing as his usual rap, but rather slowly. Rhythm, accompanied by music full of ritual sense, even a kind of sickly feeling.

"The heat seeping from my fingertips, exiles on the mountains of your back."

His hand tore open the collar, "The trembling pores are biting me tightly, who's nerve endings are crazy. The blood vessels are hot, and the sweet magma. You said you want me, you want me to release."

The speed of speech followed the beat, and he raised his eyebrows, "Whose blood is spilled to cover up my desire, and you can steal my heart with just one look."

Stretching out his index finger and circling, Pei Tingsong raised the corners of his mouth, "Keep you high, round and round. It's not abstract enough. How can an animal's instinct lie? No matter how sacred it is, it should be stained with filth."

The music changed, another spotlight in the middle was turned on, Fang Juexia in a black cloak appeared, and the hook part started.

"You have to burn all your blood for me."

Fang Juexia is linked to abstinence in the hearts of many people, and even her singing is ethereal and does not fall to the ground.He seldom uses this breathy, psychedelic singing, and every ending sound is captivating, like a skilled seducer.

"Kiss and annihilate for me."

"Do your best for me."

"Destroyed in my body."

He raised his hands to his shoulders and took off his black cloak, revealing his full face.

"Who made you fall in love with a hunt."

The music changed again. The ending after the remix took over from He Ziyan and Ling Yi's "Icewar" at the beginning. Pei Tingsong began to read the English narration with his extremely magnetic tone, which was also the lyrics of the intro at the beginning of "Icewar", but they Adapted in medieval style.

"I'll be your wicked resister."

[I'll be your tricky rebel. ]

Fang Juexia used the coloratura singing technique to sing the harmony for Pei Ting like a poem, like meditating on the Bible, floating like a banished fairy, completely different from the charming singing before.

"your unbroken martyr."

[You indestructible martyr. ]

"your faithful warrior."

[Your loyal warrior. ]

He was walking forward step by step, but suddenly stopped, turned around, looked at Fang Juexia who was walking towards him, "No."

"Ain't yourinnocentyoungerlover."

[No, I don't want to be your innocent young lover. ]

Under the camera, after finishing a hunt, Pei Tingsong and Fang Juexia met each other on a narrow road, and he held his brother's chin.

"I'm your fucking dirty master."

[I want to be your obscene owner. ]

The author has something to say: I didn’t write the complete lyrics for these two songs, so I won’t put them in the words

Btw, male singers can sing coloratura (you can search for it) but strictly speaking, there is no coloratura tenor in the professional vocal classification, only coloratura soprano, which corresponds to falsetto tenor.But the coloratura in the article is a popular meaning, which refers to a gorgeous and flexible singing style in bel canto. In reality, there are many tenor singers who are good at this technique. It is easy for everyone to understand what kind of falsetto transliteration this passage is.