Whose cub am I pregnant with?

Zhao Qi already had a deep understanding of Zhao Qiao's unreliability, but he never expected that a person could be so unreliable!When he thought of abandoning the final bottom line of being a straight man, hiding in the quilt to expand the non-existent birth canal, making himself painful and happy, and opening the door to a new world, he... woo woo Woohoo, you can't treat me like this! ! !

Zhao Qi has fallen into chaos, but luckily there is still a clear head at home. "C-section?" Xiao Shiqing frowned slightly, "Is it possible?"

Mei Dai said: "I don't know if others can do it, but it will definitely work in my hands."

Xiao Shiqing nodded lightly, "That's good." He paused for a while, and asked again: "Do men really have no birth canal?"

Mei Dai was helpless: "Of course not. How could the emperor and the prime minister think that men still have a birth canal?"

Xiao Shiqing said coldly: "I'm going to ask your elder brother about it. Come and pass on Mei Chuan."

Soon, the person who sent the message reported: "Your Majesty, Prime Minister, Miracle Mei healed him, and he disappeared! He also left a letter saying, 'The rightful lord has arrived, it is useless to keep me, there will be a period later'."

"..." Zhao Qi's eyes darkened, he couldn't catch his breath, and fainted from anger.Xiao Shiqing supported his back with one hand, "Calm down."

But Zhao Qi didn't know the word "calm" at all, and he was furious, burning everywhere. "I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him!"

Xiao Shiqing followed him: "Okay, kill him."

Mei Dai hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy, "Your Majesty, my elder brother has been daring since he was a child, and has an inexplicable obsession with pranks. In terms of friendship, let my brother survive."

"Evil, trick, drama?" Zhao Xi was so angry that his voice was trembling, "Okay, he dared to play a prank on me!" Anger made Zhao Xi lose his mind and turned into a "tyrant", "Since you want to replace me He begged for mercy, just die for him! Someone, drag this person down, and die with a stick!"

"His Majesty--"

Before Zuo Zuo stepped forward, he was stopped by Xiao Shiqing.It wasn't that he sincerely pleaded for Mei Dai, but there were only a few medical officers who took over the man's life. If he really killed him, he would have to go to Dongying to borrow it again.

"You all step back." Xiao Shiqing said.

Mei Dai looked at Zhao Qi tremblingly, "The grassroots leave."

Everyone left, Zhao Qi had nowhere to vent his anger, and he didn't dare to vent it on Xiao Shiqing.But he thought about it again, what is there not to dare.In the final analysis, no matter whether he wants to give birth to a dragon egg through the birth canal or has a caesarean section, it has nothing to do with Xiao Shiqing.

Facing Zhao Qi's vicious eyes, Xiao Shiqing had the illusion that he was being watched by a little "vicious dog", "Don't be angry, Your Majesty."

Zhao Qi asked back, "Aren't you angry?"

Xiao Shiqing said: "Don't change me, I'm very angry now. Fortunately, Mei Chuan's medical skills are mediocre, and he still has some real talents. Otherwise..." Xiao Shiqing was silent for a few breaths, and a sternness flashed in his eyes, "How dare he take You were joking about giving birth, so I naturally can't tolerate him. Even if he escapes back to Dongpu, I will catch him in front of you and let you dispose of him."

Zhao Qi added: "There is also Zhao Qiao!"

"Well, there's also Zhao Qiao." Xiao Shiqing called Fuzi, and ordered him to go on unhurriedly.

Seeing Xiao Shiqing's calmness, Zhao Qi couldn't help saying: "Are you really angry? It doesn't look like that at all. When you were angry, it was obviously much scarier than now."

Xiao Shiqing asked, "For example?"

"The last time I was in a submerged thatched cottage."

Xiao Shiqing said: "Well, that was the third time in my life that I almost lost control."

"Oh? Then there are two more."

"The first time was the night of the Wanshou Festival banquet, the second time was the day you got drunk, and the third time was the time in the thatched cottage."

Zhao Qi discovered Huadian—the first time Xiao Shiqing got angry and put him to sleep to make him pregnant with a dragon egg, the second time he kissed him, and the third time he helped him expand the birth canal... Can he draw a conclusion, When Xiao Shiqing got angry, was he the one who suffered?

Zhao Qizu said gloomily, "Then you'd better not be angry."

Xiao Shiqing smiled, "You too."

Zhao Qi couldn't believe it, and couldn't help double-quoting: "I'm going to have a caesarean section, can't I be angry?"

"Anger will make you lose your reason and judgment." Xiao Shiqing said, "You can be angry as you like with me, but in front of others, as the Son of Heaven, you should not let others see your emotions."

Zhao Qi looked at him, "I advise you not to reason with me, I won't listen now."

"Okay, don't talk about it." Xiao Shiqing bent over and touched Zhao Qi's stomach, and said in a low voice, "It's a pity." There will be no excuse for expanding the birth canal in the future.

Zhao Qi looked down at his belly, "Yes, it's a pity." He will have a cesarean section, and he will have scars in the future.

"Are you tired?" Xiao Shiqing said, "I'll carry you to the bed, so you can sleep for a while?"

Zhao Qi nodded. Being angry also takes energy.

Xiao Shiqing went to bed with two babies, one big and one small, and was about to cover Zhao Qi with the quilt, when something happened to his hand, his eyebrows raised slightly.

Zhao Qi didn't realize what was waiting for him, so he asked innocently, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Shiqing slowly pulled out the things hidden in the quilt, Zhao Qi's face turned red and turned white, the roots of his ears turned red, and his lips were still slightly parted.

The arc of Xiao Shiqing's mouth was very meaningful, "Your Majesty, what is this?"

Zhao Qi: "..." Where is I, why am I here, take me away quickly!

Xiao Shiqing held the jade that Zhao Qi had just used, his eyes darkened, "It's a little sticky, a little hot, a little wet."

Zhao Qi was ashamed and furious, "Don't, don't say it."

Xiao Shiqing leaned close to Zhao Xi's ear, and said in a deep voice, "The emperor did something bad behind his back."

"..." The matter has come to this point, instead of enduring Xiao Shiqing's teasing, it is better to admit it openly - he has a legitimate reason.

"It's not a bad thing," Zhao Qi said seriously, "it's a serious thing, and I didn't know I didn't have a birth canal just now."

God, he can say the word "birth canal" without shame. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?

Xiao Shiqing twirled his fingertips, and asked jokingly: "The emperor made it himself?"

Xiao Shiqing's breath sprinkled on Zhao Xi's ears, and that numb feeling came again.He turned his head and said, "Nonsense."

"I'm very curious," Xiao Shiqing said, "Compared with this lifeless thing, which one is more comfortable for the emperor?"

Zhao Xi finally discovered that Xiao Shiqing always likes to use pronouns such as "emperor" and "minister" when he speaks coquettishly, which makes the already shameful words even more shameful.

"Your hands are not as thick as jade." As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Qi was stunned—what kind of tiger and wolf words did he say!

Xiao Shiqing suddenly realized, "So the emperor likes rough people? That minister is not without it."

Zhao Qi couldn't bear it any longer, "You've had enough, the little princess is still here, don't you know what I've learned from precepts and deeds!"

Xiao Shiqing chuckled, and didn't make things difficult for Zhao Qi any more, he just said: "This jade official is kept by the emperor, and the emperor will come to the minister when he wants to use it."

"I will never use it again in my life, give up!"

Half a month later, the dragon boat stopped at the ferry in the capital, and Zhao Qi returned two months earlier than expected.There is no way, his belly is getting bigger and bigger, it is almost six months, which is equivalent to seven months of pregnancy, and he will give birth in two more months, it is really not suitable to run around at this time.

Zhao Qi got off the dragon boat and didn't go back to the palace. Instead, according to Xiao Shiqing's arrangement early in the morning, he went to Xuchun Garden to raise his baby and wait for delivery.

You can't go to court in the early morning, and you can't see people as much as possible. You can complain to the outside world, and all government affairs are represented by the prime minister.

Except for meeting ministers, Xiao Shiqing almost always stayed by his side. If Zhao Qi didn't agree, he might even sleep with him.

In the study, Xiao Shiqing circled Zhao Qi from behind, and the two read the secret letter sent by Tianji Camp together.The letter stated that the hidden guards had found Zhao Qiao's whereabouts in Dongying, but the Queen Mother of Dongying refused to let him go, and the two sides were at loggerheads. meaning.As for Mei Chuan, this person's whereabouts are uncertain, as if he has evaporated from the world, and his whereabouts have not been found yet.

After reading the letter, Zhao Qi asked Xiao Shiqing's plan. Mei Chuan would definitely continue to look for him. The key was what to do with Zhao Qiao.

Xiao Shiqing bent his lips and said, "Zhao Qiao and Dongying Queen Mother... interesting."

"How old is the Empress Dowager of Dongying? Fortunately, he can get down...hand."

"If I remember correctly, he should be in his thirties,"

Zhao Qi was surprised and said: "She is so young? But isn't the emperor of Dongying about the same age as me?"

"Emperor Dongying is not the empress dowager's parent and son. The empress dowager was the son of the former emperor of Dongying when he was seriously ill."

"That's no wonder." Zhao Qi said aggrievedly, "Could it be that the small bridge was left just like that?"

Xiao Shiqing asked: "Is the emperor going to kill him?"

Zhao Qi was taken aback, "That's not the case. But capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped."

Xiao Shiqing thought for a while, "There is a way to let others act for the emperor."

"Who?"

Xiao Shiqing called his attendants: "Write a letter, send it to Dongying Palace, and hand it over to the Queen Mother."

The attendant asked: "Dare to ask the prime minister, what do you want to write in the letter?"

Xiao Shiqing smiled slightly, "Master Zhao's love affair."

The two stayed in Xuchun Garden for only three days, Empress Dowager Wen had already sent people to ask five or six times, Xiao Shiqing sent people away on the grounds that the emperor's dragon was not in good health.Zhao Qi said worriedly: "Empress Yi's temper will definitely not let it go, maybe she will come in person tomorrow."

Xiao Shiqing said: "If she comes, what do you want to do, and keep it from her?"

Zhao Qi was distressed: "I don't know."

"You can't hide it."

"It can be delayed for a while."

Xiao Shiqing suddenly said: "I don't want to push you too hard, but don't make me wait too long."

Zhao Qi was taken aback, "Huh?"

Xiao Shiqing looked at Zhao Qi who hadn't fully awakened, sighed softly, and said, "If the Queen Mother comes, you can just lie down and see her. Covered with a quilt, she won't be able to see anything."

They guessed right, the next day Empress Dowager Wen rushed to Xuchun Garden in a hurry.The mother and son hadn't seen each other for several months, Zhao Qi still missed her, and Empress Dowager Wen's eyes turned red when she saw him.

"You child, why did you get sick after going out for a while?" Empress Dowager Wen sat on the side of the bed, holding Zhao Qi's hand, and looked him up and down, "Fortunately, you're not very thin, you seem to be a little fatter."

Zhao Qi smiled awkwardly, "I wanted to get well soon and go to pay my respects to my mother, but I didn't expect my mother to come to see me first."

Empress Dowager Wen turned to Cheng Boyan who was at the side, "What disease does the emperor have?"

Cheng Boyan took out the explanation he had prepared early in the morning: "What the emperor suffers from is a strange disease in Dongying. The prime minister has invited Dongying's genius doctor, who said that the emperor must lie down to recuperate."

Empress Dowager Wen wondered: "It's so good, how could you get the strange disease of Japan?"

Zhao Qi chuckled, now he has to ask his good cousin.

"Don't worry, Empress Dowager, the genius doctor said that as long as the emperor rests according to his method, he will recover in two months."

Empress Dowager Wen said distressedly: "It will take two more months."

"Let's not talk about me," Zhao Qi said pretending to be weak, "how is the queen mother?"

"Okay, everything is fine. It turns out that the Queen Mother thought that Qixi Festival is approaching, so she can take advantage of the Qiqiao Festival to invite those famous ladies into the palace for you to see. Who would have thought that you would be sick again——ah."

Zhao Qi said awkwardly: "The queen mother is still thinking about my marriage."

"Of course we have to think about it. This matter cannot be delayed." Empress Dowager Wen said, "The empress mother is still waiting to hold her grandson."

Zhao Xi thought, you can hug right away, really.

"Queen, it's getting late, you should go back to the palace early to rest."

"Why do you want to go back to the palace? The queen mother won't go back, she will stay with you in Xuchun Garden."

Zhao Qi: "..." It's over.