Prehistoric Widows Survival [Farming]
Chapter 21
Xiao Mi thought that the non-stop farting was already the limit of her embarrassment, but she didn't expect that this was just the beginning.
In the middle of the night, it held "the omnipotent spiritual water will definitely solve the problem of farting" and went to drink the spiritual water secretly, and then began to have diarrhea.
After running back and forth several times to her own small sandpit, Xiao Mi's head was in a daze.
Stomach discomfort is second to none. The key is that the diarrhea makes my hind legs a little weak, and my body is not easy to control. If I am not careful, the hair on my butt will get on...
--vomit!
Hearing the gurgling sound of Xiao Mi's stomach, Lu You who was woken up blamed herself very much: "It's all my fault that I gave you so many soybeans, which made you indigestion."
He only knows some simple medical knowledge of survival in the wild, and most of them are applicable to human beings. How can he know what to do if the kitten has diarrhea!
In the past, when cats at home felt uncomfortable, they would go directly to the pet hospital. Those various medicines and treatments had no reference at all in this primitive era!
Seeing Lu You running around in a hurry, Xiaomi felt a little guilty and guilty: the reason for her diarrhea was not only the soybeans that Lu You fed, but also the fact that she sneaked out in the middle of the night and poured out the adulterated spirits prepared for Teng in one breath. The "potion" of water is all drunk.
——It originally thought that the spiritual water would also have a positive effect on physical discomfort, but it didn't expect another protest from the stomach that hadn't fully recovered from the flatulence after drinking a large bowl of cold water.
Thinking of how many stupid things she has done from yesterday to today, Xiao Mi wished she could beat herself up and wake herself up.
——Not only did he suffer, but the sub-beasts that caused it were also worried...
Xiaomi's guilt-ridden eyes followed Lu You until Lu You walked over with a pair of small bone scissors.
Xiao Mi knows this thing called "scissors". This is a tool that Lu Er asked Yong to help make. It uses two sharpened bone blades to put together, drill a hole in the middle, and then support it with a small wooden stick. with.
When Lu Er was doing breeding and thinning seedlings in the vegetable garden, he used this tool to cut and cut...
Xiaomi: "Mi?"
——What is this sub-beast doing with this?
Lu You hugged Xiao Mi into his arms, and while gently stroking Xiao Mi's back, he comforted her in a low voice: "You little idiot, you haven't learned how to lick your hair until now, Dad will help you cut your butt hair... Don't move around."
Xiaomi: "Aww?!"
Lu You wanted to help Xiao Mi cut her butt hair, purely to make Xiao Mi more comfortable.
After staring at Xiaomi for the first time, Lu You discovered that his cat cubs are very clean, they don’t defecate anywhere like ordinary beasts, they always find places to avoid people, and they are particularly disgusted dirty things on the body;
Today, after having diarrhea, Xiao Mi seems to be particularly concerned about the dirt on her buttocks, with a look of disgust and empty eyes.
But I don't know if it's because there is no big cat to teach, Xiao Mi has never licked her butt by herself, unlike the cat raised by Lu Yi in her previous life, she will clean herself up.
Lu You felt distressed, so she planned to use scissors to help Xiao Mi shave off the hair around her butt.
In fact, the two cats that Lu You raised in his previous life also trimmed their hair regularly, mainly for the places that are prone to dirt and make the cat unhappy, and the butt hair is the most important thing.
Therefore, Lu You is very experienced in trimming butt hair. One hand pressed Xiao Mi's back, the other hand avoided Xiao Mi's twitching tail, touched Xiao Mi's butt, and kept talking. Consolation: "Hey, Dad is very skilled, it will be fine in a while... Don't move around, otherwise what will happen if Dad cuts the balls with trembling hands?"
Xiao Mi, who was struggling hard, froze, turned her head to see the serious expression of the sub-beast, the expression in her eyes changed, and finally her limbs limp and gave up struggling.
During the process of being trimmed by Lu Er's butt hair, Xiao Mi felt as if she had died once, and she didn't even blush anymore. She didn't know what kind of cat she was or how to call her.
When Lu Wei finished trimming her butt hair, Xiao Mi was already out of her mind. She didn't know what time it was, and went to have a bowel movement again. As usual, she turned her head and sniffed the second half of her body, only to find that her butt was clean, Nothing at all.
—No dirt, no butt hair.
Xiao Mi raised her head sadly, the moon was shining brightly in the sky, she cast its shadow on the ground, and she stretched out her long figure, for a moment she seemed somewhat archetypal.
——I really want to run away directly, so that the animal "Xiao Mi" will no longer exist in this world.
Xiao Mi stared at the shadow on the ground for a long time, her two hairy ears and long hairy tail drooped, and she walked towards the tent step by step.
……
I don't know if it's the result of Lu Wei sleeping with Xiao Mi all night, the next day the little cat's stomach doesn't feel uncomfortable anymore.
Even so, Xiao Mi is still suffering from the blow, and her expression is sluggish, which makes Lu Wei very worried, and often asks warmly: "Xiao Mi, Daddy rub your belly for you again?"
Xiao Mi huddled in Lu You's arms.He tightened his body silently, making himself more like a cat ball, and refused to communicate with Lu Wei.
Lu You had no choice but to smooth the cat's fur while thinking about the container.
In the period of primitive tribes, the primitive containers that could be used were nothing more than stone tools and bone tools.
The stone tools are extremely heavy and difficult to make. It is necessary to select stones of suitable size, because there are no metal knives, and the claws of the orcs have to be dug.
Therefore, in the small-scale Hongmu tribe, only the leader's family and the Jiao family have a serious stone pot.
Bone tools are light and easy to obtain materials, but the biggest problem is that they are not resistant to burning. Cookware like barbecue grills are okay, but if they are really used to cook soy milk, any bones will burn quickly.
So Lu Er considered pottery.
Pottery appeared very early in the primitive period of the earth, almost at the same time as farming cooked food; in this world, it has not been seen yet.
Lu You speculates that it may be related to the living habits of the orcs who still mainly hunt in the wild.The orcs are stronger and more wild than the primitive humans on the earth, so the price-performance ratio of primitive agriculture is not enough for them to spend their main energy to domesticate crops from generation to generation, and the pottery produced by relying on farming culture naturally did not rise.
Lu Er's own understanding of pottery firing is only based on some general theories in books, but there is no other way to think about the current situation, and he can only rely on those theories to make rough attempts.
So Lu Er revised his schedule, went to his small experimental field in the morning to continue researching improved crops, and returned to the tent to study firing pottery in the afternoon.
Firing pottery requires high quality clay. Lu Er doesn't know what kind of clay is more suitable, so he can only experiment with the clay that can be found nearby.
The soil near the Redwood tribe is mostly red soil that is not suitable for planting. Further away, there are other types of soil near the river and bushes. Baskets, dug up some of every kind of soil.
Xiao Mi, who had just recovered from the heavy blow, saw that the sub-beast who dared to cut off its butt hair was hit worse than it, and started playing with mud?
It put the soil dug back from the outside into the skulls of its previous trophies, added water and boiled it, and then squeezed the mud into a shape that looked like a miniature version of a water scoop...
——and it's pretty ugly.
Lu You carefully put down the ugly little bowl he pinched, and smiled awkwardly at Xiaomi's confused expression.
He doesn't seem very good at pottery.
Although he showed his rigorous attitude of planting seedlings and opening ridges, it is obvious that his talent in the experimental field has not been brought to pottery making.
——But don’t worry about this, pottery, the appearance is not important, the important thing is whether it can be used.
Lu You comforted herself, turned her head and started to light the fire, ready to try to burn pottery.
With no experience in making pottery, Lu You didn't know whether to burn it directly or dry it in the sun, so he decided to try it out first, and if it didn't work, he would make another one.
Pile firewood around the clay bowl, light a bonfire, and let the orange-red fire lick the small bowl made of red clay. Lu Er sits aside and concentrates, adding firewood from time to time to ensure that the flame will not weaken.
The result of the first pottery firing ended with the small red clay bowl cracking in the flames.
Lu Er was not discouraged, changed a different kind of soil and made a small bowl, and burned it again.
Burned again.
Change to another soil.
This time it cracked more than before.
Lu You thought about it for a while, and guessed whether the clay embryo should be dried first, so he made a few more small plates and bowls with several kinds of clay, put them in a ventilated place to air dry, and then fired them later.
The next afternoon, Lu Er rolled up his sleeves and started to burn pottery again.
Cracked.
On the third day, Lu You thought about it again, and felt that the unstable flame temperature might also be one of the reasons for the unsuccessful burning.
The mud embryos that were put out yesterday were all dry, so they were all packed up, and the charcoal fire was placed on the ground, and then the mud embryos were placed on top. .
Lu You thought about it while sleeping last night, and fired pottery directly with firewood. The temperature of the flame is not stable enough, so it is better to switch to a more stable heat source. .
So today he chose to process the firewood into charcoal first, and then put a layer of charcoal on the mud embryo after laying it out, and finally piled firewood on the outside to increase the temperature inside.
At the same time, Lu Er also set up another fire, making new charcoal, which was used to add firepower to the mud embryo inside.
Under such careful arrangements, a small pottery bowl was finally fired without any cracks in this batch of clay embryos.
Lu Wei held the slightly hot red pottery bowl in satisfaction, and looked at it repeatedly, feeling extremely proud of the fact that he had successfully fired a pottery from scratch.
——Although the edge of this small pottery bowl is uneven, and the body of the bowl is also somewhat oval, it is so ugly that it cannot be used at first glance...
Lu You looked at it for a long time, from being excited and satisfied at the beginning to being calm and disgusted later, and finally put the pottery bowl in front of Xiao Mi: "Xiao Mi, Dad baked a rice bowl for you, are you happy?"
Xiao Mi glanced at the wobbly little bowl on the ground with complicated eyes: "Miwu..."
In the middle of the night, it held "the omnipotent spiritual water will definitely solve the problem of farting" and went to drink the spiritual water secretly, and then began to have diarrhea.
After running back and forth several times to her own small sandpit, Xiao Mi's head was in a daze.
Stomach discomfort is second to none. The key is that the diarrhea makes my hind legs a little weak, and my body is not easy to control. If I am not careful, the hair on my butt will get on...
--vomit!
Hearing the gurgling sound of Xiao Mi's stomach, Lu You who was woken up blamed herself very much: "It's all my fault that I gave you so many soybeans, which made you indigestion."
He only knows some simple medical knowledge of survival in the wild, and most of them are applicable to human beings. How can he know what to do if the kitten has diarrhea!
In the past, when cats at home felt uncomfortable, they would go directly to the pet hospital. Those various medicines and treatments had no reference at all in this primitive era!
Seeing Lu You running around in a hurry, Xiaomi felt a little guilty and guilty: the reason for her diarrhea was not only the soybeans that Lu You fed, but also the fact that she sneaked out in the middle of the night and poured out the adulterated spirits prepared for Teng in one breath. The "potion" of water is all drunk.
——It originally thought that the spiritual water would also have a positive effect on physical discomfort, but it didn't expect another protest from the stomach that hadn't fully recovered from the flatulence after drinking a large bowl of cold water.
Thinking of how many stupid things she has done from yesterday to today, Xiao Mi wished she could beat herself up and wake herself up.
——Not only did he suffer, but the sub-beasts that caused it were also worried...
Xiaomi's guilt-ridden eyes followed Lu You until Lu You walked over with a pair of small bone scissors.
Xiao Mi knows this thing called "scissors". This is a tool that Lu Er asked Yong to help make. It uses two sharpened bone blades to put together, drill a hole in the middle, and then support it with a small wooden stick. with.
When Lu Er was doing breeding and thinning seedlings in the vegetable garden, he used this tool to cut and cut...
Xiaomi: "Mi?"
——What is this sub-beast doing with this?
Lu You hugged Xiao Mi into his arms, and while gently stroking Xiao Mi's back, he comforted her in a low voice: "You little idiot, you haven't learned how to lick your hair until now, Dad will help you cut your butt hair... Don't move around."
Xiaomi: "Aww?!"
Lu You wanted to help Xiao Mi cut her butt hair, purely to make Xiao Mi more comfortable.
After staring at Xiaomi for the first time, Lu You discovered that his cat cubs are very clean, they don’t defecate anywhere like ordinary beasts, they always find places to avoid people, and they are particularly disgusted dirty things on the body;
Today, after having diarrhea, Xiao Mi seems to be particularly concerned about the dirt on her buttocks, with a look of disgust and empty eyes.
But I don't know if it's because there is no big cat to teach, Xiao Mi has never licked her butt by herself, unlike the cat raised by Lu Yi in her previous life, she will clean herself up.
Lu You felt distressed, so she planned to use scissors to help Xiao Mi shave off the hair around her butt.
In fact, the two cats that Lu You raised in his previous life also trimmed their hair regularly, mainly for the places that are prone to dirt and make the cat unhappy, and the butt hair is the most important thing.
Therefore, Lu You is very experienced in trimming butt hair. One hand pressed Xiao Mi's back, the other hand avoided Xiao Mi's twitching tail, touched Xiao Mi's butt, and kept talking. Consolation: "Hey, Dad is very skilled, it will be fine in a while... Don't move around, otherwise what will happen if Dad cuts the balls with trembling hands?"
Xiao Mi, who was struggling hard, froze, turned her head to see the serious expression of the sub-beast, the expression in her eyes changed, and finally her limbs limp and gave up struggling.
During the process of being trimmed by Lu Er's butt hair, Xiao Mi felt as if she had died once, and she didn't even blush anymore. She didn't know what kind of cat she was or how to call her.
When Lu Wei finished trimming her butt hair, Xiao Mi was already out of her mind. She didn't know what time it was, and went to have a bowel movement again. As usual, she turned her head and sniffed the second half of her body, only to find that her butt was clean, Nothing at all.
—No dirt, no butt hair.
Xiao Mi raised her head sadly, the moon was shining brightly in the sky, she cast its shadow on the ground, and she stretched out her long figure, for a moment she seemed somewhat archetypal.
——I really want to run away directly, so that the animal "Xiao Mi" will no longer exist in this world.
Xiao Mi stared at the shadow on the ground for a long time, her two hairy ears and long hairy tail drooped, and she walked towards the tent step by step.
……
I don't know if it's the result of Lu Wei sleeping with Xiao Mi all night, the next day the little cat's stomach doesn't feel uncomfortable anymore.
Even so, Xiao Mi is still suffering from the blow, and her expression is sluggish, which makes Lu Wei very worried, and often asks warmly: "Xiao Mi, Daddy rub your belly for you again?"
Xiao Mi huddled in Lu You's arms.He tightened his body silently, making himself more like a cat ball, and refused to communicate with Lu Wei.
Lu You had no choice but to smooth the cat's fur while thinking about the container.
In the period of primitive tribes, the primitive containers that could be used were nothing more than stone tools and bone tools.
The stone tools are extremely heavy and difficult to make. It is necessary to select stones of suitable size, because there are no metal knives, and the claws of the orcs have to be dug.
Therefore, in the small-scale Hongmu tribe, only the leader's family and the Jiao family have a serious stone pot.
Bone tools are light and easy to obtain materials, but the biggest problem is that they are not resistant to burning. Cookware like barbecue grills are okay, but if they are really used to cook soy milk, any bones will burn quickly.
So Lu Er considered pottery.
Pottery appeared very early in the primitive period of the earth, almost at the same time as farming cooked food; in this world, it has not been seen yet.
Lu You speculates that it may be related to the living habits of the orcs who still mainly hunt in the wild.The orcs are stronger and more wild than the primitive humans on the earth, so the price-performance ratio of primitive agriculture is not enough for them to spend their main energy to domesticate crops from generation to generation, and the pottery produced by relying on farming culture naturally did not rise.
Lu Er's own understanding of pottery firing is only based on some general theories in books, but there is no other way to think about the current situation, and he can only rely on those theories to make rough attempts.
So Lu Er revised his schedule, went to his small experimental field in the morning to continue researching improved crops, and returned to the tent to study firing pottery in the afternoon.
Firing pottery requires high quality clay. Lu Er doesn't know what kind of clay is more suitable, so he can only experiment with the clay that can be found nearby.
The soil near the Redwood tribe is mostly red soil that is not suitable for planting. Further away, there are other types of soil near the river and bushes. Baskets, dug up some of every kind of soil.
Xiao Mi, who had just recovered from the heavy blow, saw that the sub-beast who dared to cut off its butt hair was hit worse than it, and started playing with mud?
It put the soil dug back from the outside into the skulls of its previous trophies, added water and boiled it, and then squeezed the mud into a shape that looked like a miniature version of a water scoop...
——and it's pretty ugly.
Lu You carefully put down the ugly little bowl he pinched, and smiled awkwardly at Xiaomi's confused expression.
He doesn't seem very good at pottery.
Although he showed his rigorous attitude of planting seedlings and opening ridges, it is obvious that his talent in the experimental field has not been brought to pottery making.
——But don’t worry about this, pottery, the appearance is not important, the important thing is whether it can be used.
Lu You comforted herself, turned her head and started to light the fire, ready to try to burn pottery.
With no experience in making pottery, Lu You didn't know whether to burn it directly or dry it in the sun, so he decided to try it out first, and if it didn't work, he would make another one.
Pile firewood around the clay bowl, light a bonfire, and let the orange-red fire lick the small bowl made of red clay. Lu Er sits aside and concentrates, adding firewood from time to time to ensure that the flame will not weaken.
The result of the first pottery firing ended with the small red clay bowl cracking in the flames.
Lu Er was not discouraged, changed a different kind of soil and made a small bowl, and burned it again.
Burned again.
Change to another soil.
This time it cracked more than before.
Lu You thought about it for a while, and guessed whether the clay embryo should be dried first, so he made a few more small plates and bowls with several kinds of clay, put them in a ventilated place to air dry, and then fired them later.
The next afternoon, Lu Er rolled up his sleeves and started to burn pottery again.
Cracked.
On the third day, Lu You thought about it again, and felt that the unstable flame temperature might also be one of the reasons for the unsuccessful burning.
The mud embryos that were put out yesterday were all dry, so they were all packed up, and the charcoal fire was placed on the ground, and then the mud embryos were placed on top. .
Lu You thought about it while sleeping last night, and fired pottery directly with firewood. The temperature of the flame is not stable enough, so it is better to switch to a more stable heat source. .
So today he chose to process the firewood into charcoal first, and then put a layer of charcoal on the mud embryo after laying it out, and finally piled firewood on the outside to increase the temperature inside.
At the same time, Lu Er also set up another fire, making new charcoal, which was used to add firepower to the mud embryo inside.
Under such careful arrangements, a small pottery bowl was finally fired without any cracks in this batch of clay embryos.
Lu Wei held the slightly hot red pottery bowl in satisfaction, and looked at it repeatedly, feeling extremely proud of the fact that he had successfully fired a pottery from scratch.
——Although the edge of this small pottery bowl is uneven, and the body of the bowl is also somewhat oval, it is so ugly that it cannot be used at first glance...
Lu You looked at it for a long time, from being excited and satisfied at the beginning to being calm and disgusted later, and finally put the pottery bowl in front of Xiao Mi: "Xiao Mi, Dad baked a rice bowl for you, are you happy?"
Xiao Mi glanced at the wobbly little bowl on the ground with complicated eyes: "Miwu..."
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