They say I'm a fox spirit [entertainment circle]

"Grandpa, you misunderstood!" Meng Youran hurriedly said, "I also copied the scriptures!"

The old man let out a "ha" and put down his pen: "Young people, don't blow your hair out! Well, if you can recite the scriptures, you don't have to open your business today. You can take as much meat as you want! "

The film crew hurriedly brought the equipment closer, and specially took a close-up of Meng Youran and the old man.

Xian Fan just wanted to open his mouth to make a rescue - he believed that Meng Youran hadn't lied, but copying didn't mean he would recite it!

"Then I'll recite the "Medicine Master Sutra" for you!" Meng Youran clasped his hands together and bowed to the old man, "So I heard, for a while, Bhagavan traveled to various countries..."

Old man: "?!"

Xianfan: "?!!"

filming team:"!!!"

"...All the people, such as Nieluo, Mohuluojia, Renfeiren, etc., are very happy to hear what the Buddha said, and they believe in it and practice it." Meng Youran recited the last sentence, and bowed to the old man again.

The film crew stared at Meng Youran, unbelievable that he had memorized such a long article!

The old man was shocked and said: "The young man is a Buddhist?"

Meng Youran smiled "poof": "No, I used to give my family..." He suddenly remembered something, and his smile froze.

"I thought you could memorize the Heart Sutra at most." The old man said, "The "Medicine Sutra" has a lot of words—OK, old man, I am willing to bow down!" He stood up and picked up a large bag from the small stall Fan the pork, and put it in a big bag for them.

"No, grandpa, you don't need that much!" Meng Youran hurriedly said, "We are small, so we can't eat so much!"

"Put all the pretense on and put it away!" the old man said stubbornly, "Just treat it as if you and my old man have become friends."

Meng Youran couldn't refuse several times, and said helplessly: "Then I will recite the Medicine Master's Sutra for you a hundred times after I go back."

"Hahahahahaha!" The old man pointed at Meng Youran in front of the camera crew, and said, "The stars of your show are interesting!"

So, within half an hour, Meng Youran and Xian Fan went back with half a fan of pork.

"Damn it!!" Peng Depeng saw Meng Youran and Xian Fan come back with an oversized bag, "Did you rob?"

Jiang Qixiu came over and glanced into the bag: "Damn!" He was also shocked, "Who did you rob?!"

"There was no robbery." Xian Fan said seriously, "Meng Youran became friends with the boss of the butcher shop, and the boss gave him a piece of pork."

Peng Depeng: "???"

Jiang Qixiu: "??!"

What the hell is a relationship? ?

Meng Youran repeated the process with a smile, and what he said was much more detailed and interesting than what Xian Fan said.

Tang Ge laughed and muttered: "Feudal superstition."

Ji Fenglan leaned over again: "Youran knows how to recite Buddhist scriptures, is she a Buddhist?" He exclaimed, "Then you can't kill and eat meat?"

"No." Meng Youran shook her head, "I used to recite scriptures because someone in my family believed in Buddhism."

"It's almost noon." Tang Gexiao suddenly came over and snatched the pork from Meng Youran's hand, "Zhou Qi, hurry up and ask Jiang Qixiu to kill the fish, there is both fish and meat today!"

Meng Youran met Tang Ge's smiling eyes, knowing what she was implying.

He walked to Zhou Qi's side, and Jiang Qixiu was ready to attack Zhou Qi.

The program team plans to praise Jiang Qixiu and Zhou Qi in this episode. Jiang Qixiu is obviously good at kitchen work.

Meng Youran saw Jiang Qixiu catch the only live fish and knocked him unconscious, and grabbed his hand: "Wait a minute."

Jiang Qixiu asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

Meng Youran was silent for a moment, under Tang Gexiao's intense staring gaze, she said, "Let me recite a rebirth mantra to it first."

Jiang Qixiu: "..."

Tang Ge smiled: "..."

"Hahahahahahaha!" Peng Depeng laughed again, "Why does Xiaomeng always poke me to laugh, oh no, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

Meng Youran really recited the rebirth mantra, bowed to the fish, consciously completed the task of "Holy Mother", turned her head and sat back on the long table.

Tang Ge's smiling face turned blue and purple, and he still said the prepared lines: "If you catch it and pity it, the fish will definitely feel that you are fake."

Meng Youran said quietly: "I just hope it won't be a fish in the next life~~"

Tang Ge smiled: "..."

Peng Depeng: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Tang Ge smiled and glared at Peng Depeng, but Peng Depeng seemed to be poisoned, laughing to death, to death!

Jiang Qixiu and Zhou Qi were also laughing, but they were much more reserved than Peng Depeng.

The director saw that the situation on the long table was very good, so he couldn't help asking the film crew to pay more attention to the part on the long table.

Peng Depeng said with great interest: "It happens that Zhou Qi and the others are still cooking, Xiao Meng, do you have any jokes to share with us?"

Ji Fenglan said with a half-smile, "That's right, Leisurely must have prepared a lot of jokes before coming to the show!"

Xian Fan glanced at Ji Fenglan, Meng Youran was silent for a moment and said, "Actually, apart from Buddhism, I also dabble in Western magic..."

"Oh?" Peng Depeng's eyes lit up.

"For example, this spar." Meng Youran took out a shiny stone from her chest and said, "Don't look at its ugly appearance, once you hold it up high, you can feel the huge energy contained in it. "

"What energy?" Tang Ge smiled disdainfully.

Meng Youran said: "Gravity potential energy!"

Tang Ge smiled: "..."

Ji Fenglan: "..."

Peng Depeng patted the table: "Hahahahahaha!"

Except for Ji Fenglan who didn't understand, and even Xianfan's face was slightly distorted, the director team was always paying attention to the situation of the artists, and everyone burst out laughing!

Ji Fenglan really couldn't hold back his face anymore, he was the one who was responsible for the jokes in this team, but Meng Youran was too much in the limelight, and he almost couldn't pretend anymore.

"This joke is very common." Ji Fenglan tried to smile, "Youran, we are all adults, why don't you tell a joke with a little more "connotation"?"

"Hey——" Peng Depeng said, "Xiaofeng is too evil, you want to force Xiaomeng to drive?"

Xian Fan said flatly: "Driving, the program crew will cut it."

"Hahahaha, what Xianfan said is right." Peng Depeng said, "For the sake of the integrity of our program, it's better to be healthy." He nodded in agreement as he spoke, and was about to uncover this page very naturally.

"I do know a joke with 'connotation'..." Meng Youran said thoughtfully.

Tang Ge said with a smile that was not a smile: "There are still girls here, don't play hooligans."

Meng Youran didn't care about the hole Tang Gexiao dug for him, and said directly: "When we were in high school, we all learned Mendel's pea hybridization experiment. In biological hybridization experiments like this, in order to avoid self-pollination, we have to give plants Detasseling and bagging..."

Peng Depeng nodded: "And then?"

"There is a saying that those who obey me will prosper, and those who oppose me will perish." Meng Youran said expressionlessly, "After learning this lesson, the girls in our class changed it to 'the one who obeys me takes the bag, and the one who opposes me perishes. Those who emasculate'."

Peng Depeng: "...hahahahahahaha!!"

Ji Fenglan: "..."

Tang Ge smiled: "..."

Listening to Peng Depeng's laughter, the two of them were really upset.