I want to hate my lady every day

However, the result of this battle is that the fake Elizabeth escapes through the window in the toilet in embarrassment at the cost of a wing.

Elizabeth threw down the bloody broken wing with a look of disgust, then suddenly turned around to look at Guan Baibai and said, "Now it's your turn."

"..."

"Just kidding." Seeing Guan Baibai's terrified expression, Elizabeth smiled happily like a child who succeeded in pranking.

Guan Baibai twitched the corners of his mouth and said expressionlessly, "A bowl of stinky tofu."

"...! I saved you!" It's fine if you don't promise yourself, how can you repay your kindness with revenge?

"If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be in such danger, okay?" Guan Baibai's face was black.

Elizabeth couldn't refute, so she had to make an aggrieved expression.

Guan Baibai turned a blind eye, just frowned and walked out worriedly: "I don't know how Miss Yi Xiao is, is there something wrong..."

"Wait," Elizabeth suddenly stopped her way, "Are you going to meet Yi Xiao just like this?"

……

Guan Baibai looked down along her line of sight, and then saw a certain part of himself that was faintly visible.

"...two bowls of stinky tofu!"

"...?! Then give me back the bath towel!" Elizabeth said while reaching out her hand to pull it.

Guan Baibai was furious, "If I wasn't worried about you, would I have come out naked?"

……

A silence.

Elizabeth looked at the blushing man in front of him who wanted to get into the hole, and smiled like a stealing cat.

Guan Baibai, on the other hand, pretended to be calm and kept his face on the floor, and quickly went back to the broken toilet and changed his clothes before coming out.

In the living room, a bat was still lying silently on the sofa, in the same posture as before.

Guan Baibai asked: "When will she wake up?"

"You only need to give her a drop of blood and she will wake up."

"...but I'll be sucked dry."

"Hey, the housekeeper is too knowledgeable, I will lose a lot of opportunities for heroes to save the beauty."

"Opportunity and stinky tofu coexist."

"...But this kind of opportunity is not worth mentioning."

Elizabeth sighed and awakened the sleeping bat with her own blood.

After a few seconds, the bat opened her round black eyes.

Guan Baibai immediately started to record "swish", but the next second, the subject of the record had already thrown himself into Elizabeth's arms "chirp"... crying?

Elizabeth showed a distressed expression, and looked at Guan Baibai worriedly, worried that the other party might misunderstand something.Seeing that the latter was burying his head in writing, he suddenly realized that what he should worry about most was that the other party would not misunderstand him.

... The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

For a moment, this famous aphorism floated in Elizabeth's mind.

The next day, Yi Xiao was sent back to the Gavin family, and after reporting the matter to the blood clan's relevant department, Guan Baibai declined Elizabeth's invitation and returned to sleep in the small apartment she rented.

In fact, Elizabeth didn't quite understand Guan Baibai's practice of spending money to rent an apartment instead of taking advantage of it.

Guan Baibai's explanation for this is: "I'm already very tired of facing your face five days a week. If I have to be with you even on rest days, I will definitely go crazy."

……

That's right, Miss Ben's charm makes people crazy like this!

Elizabeth smiled, taking Guan Baibai's explanation as a compliment.

After sleeping soundly for nearly a whole day, Guan Baibai, who was revived with full blood, strode to the villa to go to work with an elite attitude.

What puzzled her was that today's Elizabeth got up without waiting for her to urge her.

... Does the sun rise in the west today?

Seeing her housekeeper standing in a daze at the door of her room, Elizabeth straightened her cuffs and smiled and said, "I remember Housekeeper Guan said that if I don't stay in bed, you will laugh from the bottom of my heart, okay?"

"..." Guan Baibai replied calmly, "Let's talk about it after you insist on staying in bed for a year."

"..."

"Who is the guest here today?" Guan Baibai asked.

Elizabeth blinked: "Why do I have to have guests when I get up early?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a ding-dong sound.

Seeing Elizabeth's embarrassed expression, Guan Baibai smiled slightly: "Because I understand you."

If it wasn't for something, you would definitely stay in bed from noon to evening, okay?

This was a veiled sarcasm, but somehow Elizabeth blushed when she heard it.

……

Wait, blushing?

Guan Baibai looked at her like an alien creature, apparently not understanding how his words had such an effect.

But fortunately, the alien creature still knew that it had business to do, so it coughed twice and then returned to normal, saying, "You greet the guests for me first, I'll go down right away."

"Yes." Guan Baibai saluted, went downstairs and invited the guests to the sofa, and then went to prepare refreshments.

"Guan Guan, don't bother me. Except for blood plasma, other refreshments don't suit my appetite." The guest sitting on the sofa crossed his legs, looking like a gentleman, and the rivets on his body were shining, almost blinding Guan for nothing human eye.

Guan Baibai said, "Okay."

"..."

After waiting for a long time, the guest who didn't get the following message widened his eyes and said, "It's gone?! Is this how you humans treat guests?"

"It's the Fan family's way of hospitality." Guan Baibai pushed the blame to Elizabeth without blushing.

The guest twitched his lips and said, "Where's Elizabeth?"

"I'm dressing up." As soon as the words fell, a woman dressed as a knight slowly walked down the stairs on the second floor.

Guan Baibai and the guests were silent.

After a long time, it was the guests who broke the silence first.

"Elizabeth, I have told you many times! You are a girl, you should wear a princess dress, not a man's knight suit!"

"Hey my dear brother, long time no see, you are still so stubborn."

The guest looked sideways at Guan Baibai, for some reason, Guan Baibai understood his eyes.

She opened her mouth to explain: "Miss Elizabeth is calling you an old antique."

The guest was surprised: "Haven't the blood race been called antiques by humans all the time?"

Elizabeth was surprised: "Is he so valuable?"

"..." Guan Baibai decided to remain silent.

Anyway, Gray at least understood the word "swearing". He stared at Elizabeth and said, "Elizabeth, have you forgotten the etiquette you learned when you were a child? Did the teacher teach you to treat your brother like this?"

"Sorry brother, the teacher only taught me how to treat my sister."

"..." Gray was silent, and Elizabeth seemed to realize that she had said something wrong. She opened her mouth and finally spit out three words: "I'm sorry."

"Save this to the Gwen family." Gray finally said something.

Guan Baibai's eyelids twitched inexplicably.

But Elizabeth, who heard this sentence, looked delighted: "Are you seriously injured? Are you dead?"

"If I die, do you think I will still be here?!" Gray said with a cold face, "The elder said that you have gone too far this time."

"He violated the new blood law." Elizabeth said proudly, "I am contributing to the peaceful coexistence of human beings and blood races."

Gray was angry and said, "You know the real reason yourself!"

Elizabeth tilted her neck and said, "So what?"

"..." Two hundred years ago, Gray had nothing to do with this younger sister. After 200 years, he found that he still had nothing to do with her.

In desperation, Gray had no choice but to give the culprit a hard look.

Guan Baibai: "???"

"Okay, let's get down to business. Does the elder want you to tell me anything?" Elizabeth sat on the sofa.

Gray said, "It's not an order, it's a punishment."

Guan Baibai took out his small notebook, ready to record at any time.

"From tomorrow onwards, you will no longer be Earl Elizabeth."

"Pa—" the pen dropped.

Guan Baibai picked it up calmly: "Sorry, you guys continue."

"Your possessions are also assigned to the Gervin family."

Elizabeth was indifferent, but Guan Baibai seemed to think of something, and said subtly: "That——"

The two blood clans turned to look at her.

"I remember... It seems that according to the employment contract, until the end of the contract, I belong to Miss Elizabeth?"

"..." Elizabeth's complexion changed.

"Yes." Gray showed a meaningful smile, "In the end, Elizabeth, you put the cart before the horse, and your cleverness was mistaken by your cleverness."

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small theater:

One day, Elizabeth wanted to adopt a cat.

"Xiaoguan, the cat is so cute, should you raise it?"

"The bat meat is delicious, shall I kill you?"

So it was rejected.

One day, Elizabeth said she wanted to keep a cat.

"Xiao Guan, I have read the owner's guide, and I promise to be responsible for raising it! I will shovel shit, comb, bathe and give it injections..."

"...Then can you promise not to turn into a bat?"

"what?"

Guan Baibai pulled out a newspaper, and the attached picture was a photo of a kitten with green light holding a bat in its mouth.

So Elizabeth never mentioned cats again.