I want to hate my lady every day

The Fan family is one of the oldest factions of the blood clan.

Elizabeth, the No.70 third-generation patriarch of the Fan family, a hereditary earl, is one of the few blood families born in the world through viviparous birth.

She perfectly inherited the excellent genes of her parents. Not only is she outstanding in appearance, but her fighting skills are also among the best among her peers, so she has countless fans and countless suitors.

"So you don't know how troublesome it is to deal with her crazy fans and suitors." Guan Baibai slammed the dough in his hand while pulling the corner of his mouth.

Another blood race standing on the side was startled by the loud noise, but was quickly attracted by Guan Baibai's action, "Oh, Guan Guan, how did you throw the dough just now? Please be sure to demonstrate again. Down!"

So Guan Baibai threw the dough again, and the classroom immediately resounded with neat and loud applause from the blood clan stewards.

"Human beings are really creatures with full life skills."

"Yes, and you can do anything to survive..."

"That's right, I heard that they like to dispose of dead plants and animals the most."

"Ah, human beings are creatures that the vampires both admire and fear."

"..." Guan Baibai listened to their "praise" expressionlessly, and after saluting, he took away the steamed egg yolk buns.

But when she left the kitchen and walked to the classroom where Elizabeth was, she found that the egg yolk buns she brought... seemed not enough.

"Master Elizabeth, please tell me how Marilyn Luna looks like?"

"My God, your nails are so well maintained."

"Your handwriting is so beautiful, just as touching as you."

"..."

Therefore, Guan Baibai has always felt that it would be a pity not to be a Teddy for a vampire like Elizabeth.

"Butler Guan." Noticing Guan Baibai standing in a daze at the door, Elizabeth smiled and called her name, successfully quieting down the classroom.

But this scene was not a good thing for Guan Baibai, because she found that after those blood races calmed down, they all looked at her as rivals in love.

Did something happen that you don't know about?

Guan Baibai walked over to salute blankly while thinking, and then put the egg yolk bun in front of Elizabeth: "Miss Elizabeth please enjoy."

But Elizabeth was not in a hurry to eat, instead she held her delicate chin, looked at Guan Baibai affectionately with her beautiful royal blue eyes, and said softly: "Guan Guan, I have a question that only you can answer for me. "

"Oh my god!" The blood races around exclaimed in unison, and then waited for Guan Baibai with even more fierce eyes.

……

Guan Baibai finally knew why he was hostile by them.

She twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "I am willing to help you."

"Humans, what words do you usually use to express love?"

"..." There was silence, and the blood race showed an open-minded expression.

In this era when humans and blood races live in peace, while humans are frantically studying blood races, blood races are like sponges absorbing human knowledge without limit.

Guan Baibai replied blankly: "Usually give gifts, or date."

"Nothing special!" The vampires expressed their disappointment.

Elizabeth asked again: "What else?"

"...Write a love letter." Guan Baibai blushed slightly, then coughed twice and said: "From ancient times to the present, expressing one's love for one's lover implicitly or directly has always been the most touching to the lover's heart."

"for example?"

"Shangxie! I want to know you and live forever." Guan Baibai suddenly recited aloud in rhythmic rhythm.

"..." The vampires, including Elizabeth, were stunned.

Guan Baibai continued to read expressionlessly: "The mountains have no tombs, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunders are shaking, the summer is raining and snowing, the heaven and the earth are united, and I dare to break with the king."

After finishing speaking, she added: "This is a poem written by a woman in ancient times to her lover."

It's a pity that the blood race didn't know how shocking it was for women to write love poems in ancient times, so they just looked at Guan Baibai with puzzled faces, as if they were waiting for her explanation.

Seeing this, Guan Baibai couldn't help laughing, and said: "Understanding love poems is the sweetest process, ladies, let's experience it slowly." Of course, it is impossible to know whether the reason she didn't explain was because she was lazy.

"Butler Guan," Elizabeth blinked at Guan Baibai's smiling face, and suddenly asked, "Are you smiling from the bottom of your heart?"

"..."

How long has it been? ?Why does she still remember this question? ?

Could it be that the bat's body is small so the vampire's mind is also small?

Guan Baibai took out a small notebook and "swish" to register while answering blankly: "Yes, I was moved by the spirit of the blood race who loves learning, so I smiled from the bottom of my heart."

In this regard, Elizabeth said that she was very satisfied with this answer.

Seeing that she put away the notebook after finishing writing, and smiled contentedly on her face, Elizabeth asked again: "Now are you sending—"

"Yes, yes." Guan Baibai had a headache, thinking that if she would be asked every time she smiled in the future, she would rather have facial paralysis forever.

"Ah, by the way, tomorrow is the weekend, and your human housekeepers have to go to the Social Security Bureau to register and report." Elizabeth suddenly realized why Guan Baibai was happy, because she didn't have to worry about not being able to submit the report this weekend.

"Butler Guan, I won't see you for the next two days, I will miss you very much." Elizabeth said affectionately.

So Guan Baibai received more than N lethal eyes of envy and hatred.

She twitched the corners of her mouth and said expressionlessly: "Thank you, Miss Elizabeth, for your concern. It's just a two-day separation. We will meet again soon."...Damn it!

On the weekend, watching a familiar figure sitting in the Social Security Bureau drinking coffee with a standard smile and socializing with the leader, Guan Baibai felt his blood surge and he almost fainted.

"Miss Guan," thanks to her memory of calling her "Miss Guan" during non-working hours.

Elizabeth put down the coffee in her hand, and asked kindly and caringly, "Are you okay? You're sweating profusely, which looks like a human madness."

"..." Yes, and he was about to vomit blood and die.

Guan Baibai twitched the corner of his mouth, skipped a certain blood group, and stepped forward to hand over his report to the leader.

The leader said: "Xiaoguan, so you and Miss Fan know each other? That's really great!"

"..." Wait, what's with this "I'm going to cheat you, you get ready" expression? !

Guan Baibai glared at the leader angrily, but the leader was unmoved. Shi Shiran said: "It happens that Miss Fan is looking for someone who is free these two days to help her. I think you are a good candidate."

"..." Damn it, I want to resign!

Guan Baibai turned out the new blood law that he carried with him, and read to Elizabeth: "The blood race must not use extreme means to force humans to do things they don't want."

Elizabeth smiled and took out a check from her pocket: "What about the temptation?"

"..." The blood race is not scary, but the blood race is educated.

Guan Baibai, who turned into a money slave, snatched the check with a pained expression on his face, counting the 0s on it and saying, "No matter what the job is, I'll take it!"

So this time it was Elizabeth's turn to show a profiteer's smile.