I want to hate my lady every day

In the afternoon, in the spare time, someone brought the snacks that were deliberately hidden in the depths of the kitchen, and spread them out on the sofa while slurping and eating, while pressing the remote control in their hands.

"Am I the person you love the most? Why don't you speak..."

It's too embarrassing, cut.

"Ambiguous people suffer a lot of grievances, and there is no evidence of love..."

I feel the same way, but cut again.

"Di—" The person on the sofa fell silent without hearing the wonderful music as imagined.

After about half a minute, I finally bit the bullet and turned my head to look back.

As expected, he met someone with an expressionless face.

Guan Baibai threw away the unplugged wire in his hand, and greeted with a straight face: "Good afternoon, Miss Elizabeth."

Elizabeth silently swallowed the snack in her mouth, and then gave a flattering smile: "Good afternoon, Guan Butler."

"How many times is this this month?" Guan Baibai interrupted her words very quickly.

"..." Elizabeth calculated, pretending to show a guilty expression, "No. 20 once."

"...Miss Elizabeth, I regret to inform you of one thing. You are heavier this month than last month."

"?!!!"

After speaking, Guan Baibai continued to speak expressionlessly while Elizabeth was shocked by lightning:

"You are fat."

……

Elizabeth immediately turned into a bat with the speed of a rocket and flew to the window to check her figure 300 times.

……

It seems to be really fat! !

Seeing the pale complexion of Elizabeth who had regained her human body, Guan Baibai put away the snacks without any guilt, and said, "By the way, Miss Elizabeth, today I received a banquet invitation from the Gavin family—"

"Push it away!" Elizabeth, who couldn't help thinking of all kinds of delicious food when she mentioned the banquet, interrupted her sharply.

Guan Baibai frowned and said: "There will be many dukes at the banquet, please don't be willful."

"Hey," Elizabeth covered her face and pretended to cry, "Xiao Guan is too good, do you just want to wait for me to become a 300-jin fat man and leave me behind?"

"Please don't make such impossible assumptions."

"So if I really weigh 300 pounds, you will leave me?!" Elizabeth cried even louder, "I thought you came to be my deputy housekeeper because you were overwhelmed by my personal charm!"

Guan Baibai said expressionlessly: "No, it's just because of the money."

……

They are really materialistic human beings.

"By the way, there are so many applicants attracted by Miss Elizabeth's personal charm, why did Miss Elizabeth choose me?" Guan Baibai asked curiously.

"Order chicken."

……

What a superficial vampire.

With such a wayward earl, the elders of the blood clan should have a hard time.

But what is more difficult is myself who has to get along with her five days a week.

Guan Baibai sighed, turned around and saw Elizabeth leaning in front of him, looking at him pitifully.

"Butler Guan, no matter what, do I have to go to the banquet?"

"Yes."

"Is it really my name written on the invitation? Will there be more words like puppet or mouse?"

"That's a good word."

Elizabeth froze, and said, "Communication is so troublesome."

"So I've been doing this all along." Guan Bai smiled in vain.

Elizabeth nodded seriously, and said, "As the future hostess of this villa, you should take exercise."

Guan Baibai twitched the corner of his mouth, turned around and left.

But what is more difficult than getting along is that she has to endure the sexual harassment from her titular master from time to time.

Seeing Guan Baibai turn around and leave, Elizabeth was unwilling to give up the plate of delicious snacks in her hand, and also displeased that the other party ignored her confession, so she stepped in front of her and said, "Guan Guan, compare patience with the blood race!" It's pointless! Give up the pointless resistance and put you—”

Before she could say the last three words "give it to me", Guan Baibai had already picked up a piece of snack and stuffed her mouth expressionlessly.

"Is it delicious?" Guan Baibai asked softly.

Elizabeth nodded with her eyes wide open.

"Like it?"

Elizabeth put on a shy look, looked at Guan Baibai and nodded.

Guan Baibai smiled charmingly, "I will tell the chef tomorrow."

"……Eh?"

"The chef likes you very much too." Guan Baibai muttered to himself while walking around the person in front of him.

Elizabeth was left standing alone and trying to think whether the other party had misunderstood something...or she was being tricked by the other party again.

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Three shifts on the first day (Wedge is also counted as one shift, yes there is nothing wrong with it)