nowhere to confess

After taking a shower, the door of the next room has been closed, so Lin Su must have fallen asleep.I turned on the phone, and the wechat just now was sent by Tutu, "I'm broken in love, please comfort me quickly."

I threw the phone on the bed, dried my hair, drew the curtains, and closed the door tightly, and then threw myself on the bed comfortably.

I picked up my phone and typed: "Dumped again?"

Soon the words that the other party was typing were transmitted on the screen, followed by a line of words: "Well, are you laughing?"

"Why do you miss me so much?" followed by an emoji of "a happy family".

Tutu is a T, with P outside and T inside, long hair, likes to wear skirts, likes to eat snacks, likes to eat ice cream, likes to watch idol dramas, she likes everything that little girls like, the only exception is in bed, she said She can definitely only be on top.Although I don't believe it, every time this topic is mentioned, she swears it without doubt.

Later, a friend said that this is not called T, it should be called Gong, and Gong is different from T, and she couldn't tell why it was different.

Tutu met Lafite on a lesbian dating app. Lafite is engaged in music and plays the guitar well. Tutu started a live broadcast at that time. Fans stop to watch her, and they will also receive a lot of text messages on the site, both subtle and explicit; Lafite is not a fan of Tutu, she never broadcasts live, and never puts photos on the homepage, and occasionally writes a few paragraphs of sadness Autumn’s words, as well as the lyrics with endless charm, compose and write lyrics by myself, such as this song "Pigeon":

"I can't wait for hope / I can't see heaven / I just wander / wander / wander every day and night

The sky outside is very high/with you I used to dream/I am like this/every day and night/wandering/wandering”

She put the audio of guitar playing and singing on the homepage, and Tutu happened to open it, and clicked in to listen to it by chance. After listening to it, she recommended it to me and said, "It's amazing!"

The first time I realized something was wrong with Tutu was when we went to Zheng Xuelian's place. Zheng Xuelian was also a T, super handsome, 1.7 meters five, exuding the enchanting temperament of "I am a bad T".At that time, Zheng Xuelian was living with her girlfriend Xiaoman—the vine in "There are vines in the wild, with little dew. There is a beautiful person, clear and graceful".Xiaoman has a gentle temperament, but also has a clear love and hate. This kind of conflicting tension makes Zheng Xuelian deeply trapped in it and cannot extricate herself.

That day, the four of us were sitting in the living room eating watermelon and chatting. Tutu said that we would play cards after eating the watermelon, but before we finished eating the watermelon, we saw Xiaoman pulling Zheng Xuelian and whispering in the ear, blushing while talking.

Zheng Xuelian smiled strangely, and then led Xiaoman into the inner room. Tutu and I glanced at each other, then buried our heads and continued to eat watermelon. After eating for about ten minutes, the huge watermelon was eaten up by me and Tutu Yes, Zheng Xuelian and the others haven't come out yet, Tutu pushed me: "Go and see what's going on."

Based on my experience from people who have been here, it is not appropriate to get close at this moment, so I waved my hand: "Wait a minute, most of them are sleeping."

Tutu stared at a pair of big black eyes, "Impossible! I ate watermelon just now and ate well, why are you sleepy?"

Tutu probably hasn't figured out the difference between sleeping, sleepy, and drowsy. We sat bored for a while, and I said, "Or, let's go."

Tutu froze for a moment, nodded and said, "That's fine." He got up and followed me to get the bag.

Zheng Xuelian pushed the door out, and closed the door with her backhand: "Didn't you agree to play cards together?" Come here to keep us.

Tutu pursed her mouth, "What kind of cards are you playing? You all went to sleep, how can you treat guests like this."

Zheng Xuelian pulled Tutu and me to sit back, the weird expression from before was still on her face, and she said: "Just now Xiaoman couldn't hold back, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Xiaoman is tired, lie down. I'll be out soon."

Tutu was baffled by what he heard. Some people can't help but want to sleep even after eating a watermelon, and they will get tired after sleeping?I suppressed my laughter, made an understanding expression, and didn't speak.

Zheng Xuelian started talking again: "It's not me, my woman, she can fuck whenever I want." It sounded like she had been pinching the stopwatch just now.

Tutu became more and more confused when she heard that, at this time Xiaoman came out from the back room, wearing a flesh-colored tube top, wrapped in Zheng Xuelian's toga pajamas, her face was still flushed, she walked over, hanging on the bed as if she had no bones On Zheng Xuelian.Later, Tutu and I recalled this incident, and named this scene "After Spring".

Zheng Xuelian and Xiaoman sang and talked for a long time before Tutu understood. She covered her mouth and couldn't believe it: This should be such a secret and beautiful thing, how could it be so rash, only in public? How about doing it through a wall?After finishing it, he still said so brazenly.

There is a holy and noble feeling in Tutu's bones, which also indicates that she will inevitably experience one love tribulation after another.

"After Spring" pulled Tutu back from the high Platonic sky to the ground. On the way back, she tugged at my sleeve and said, "Well, I'm asking you a question, don't laugh at me."

"Well, I'm not laughing at you." I solemnly promised.

"That's right, um, how did you do it?" She hesitated, and before she finished speaking, her face turned red like a burnt glow.

I suddenly realized that Tutu is rare and pure. With the Internet so developed today, has her computer never been infected with a virus?

"What's done?" I play dumb.

"That's the one, um, Zheng Xuelian and Xiaoman, just now—"

"Oh——" I "suddenly realized", "Simple," I grabbed her hand, it was so soft, "use this", and pointed to her lips, "and this."

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple. Of course, this is just a beginner's level. I'll tell you how to become an advanced level after you get started."

"But you still didn't tell me how to do it—" Tutu twitched.

This is really difficult, so I had to ask her to go back to Baidu, because I was originally a shy person, although I got older, but the nature of shyness has not changed, besides, most of these things are intentional, not verbal .

I can't teach her by hand.

A week later, Tutu sneaked to Beijing alone without telling anyone, and when he saw Lafite, the two entered the "bridal chamber", and then called me with infinite sweetness. Voice, I understand, hurry up and wish her a happy marriage for a hundred years and hang up.

At that time, Liu Qianshu and I had broken up for more than a year. After reading the Diamond Sutra and the Lotus Sutra, and visiting several well-known and unknown monasteries in China, I just cultivated myself to the point of "no desire, no desire, no heart". The "unbelievable state" of "hanging".

I don't know what kind of "perverted" mentality Tutu is, to talk about a long-distance relationship, and to show affection in my ears across the world.Do you want me to fail?

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