[Football] Goalkeeper Superstar

Really, after Kevin and Ibrahimovic both finished taking a shower, the two of them would sit on both sides of the sofa in their bathrobes in foolishness. The feeling was the same as just hooking up with someone they liked in a bar, and the monkey was anxious. I ran to the hotel to get a room, but when I was about to do something after taking a shower, I suddenly felt such an unspeakable sense of shyness.But what is more than shyness is the anxiety of not knowing what will happen when I lie on the bed.

Sanders looks calm on the outside, but he is also nervous in his heart. He doesn't know how to have a normal conversation with Ibrahimovic.But Ibrahimovic broke the jar in anxiety and fell down.

He knew that Kevin didn't like him, but Ronaldo didn't have any advantages, at least Britain and Spain were separated by a sea.Although France and the United Kingdom are separated by a sea, Ibrahimovic has made up his mind that he will return to the Premier League and strive for a club championship for himself.

"I'm planning to return to the Premier League." Ibrahimovic watched the boring joke show, and suddenly said such a sentence, which made the little fans turn their heads suddenly. The expression at this moment was a mixture of surprise and surprise, but the next Seconds, the little fans smiled with relief. "Then we'll see each other on the pitch?"

Ibrahimovic smiled, he picked up the water on the coffee table, took a sip gently, and suppressed his nervousness.

"Maybe it's a teammate."

Kevin's eyes widened, and after thinking about it, it was absolutely impossible for Ibrahimovic to come to Leicester City, so his words were very interesting.

"You want me to leave Leicester City?"

"If it were me, I might not think about it now, but it doesn't mean I don't have plans in this regard." Eben looked at Kevin seriously, and his words were particularly convincing. "For me, there are only two big clubs, Real Madrid and Manchester United."

Kevin didn't know what to say, but he agreed with Real Madrid. "Are you going to Manchester United?"

Ibrahimovic was puzzled: "How do you know?"

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Kevin doesn't know if he should truthfully say Ibrahimovic, you are old, Real Madrid will not want the current lineup?

The two chatted over and over again, Kevin turned off the TV secretly, and began to tidy up the house imperceptibly, which felt like what a person should do when he was going to sleep.Implied by his behavior, Ibrahimovic got up from the sofa naturally, and started to follow the little fans' movements and walks to the bedroom.

"Little fan, you won't play in Leicester City for the rest of your life. All players will have their own club they want to be loyal to." Ibrahimovic has followed the little fan into the bedroom and is chatting near his dark purple bed. , spinning around. "But it's never possible for you to be Leicester City for the rest of your life."

"Could it be that the team you're talking about is Real Madrid?" Kevin suddenly laughed and waved his hand: "Real Madrid still don't like me now, and besides, they have Iker Casillas."

After hearing this, Ibrahimovic's heart was full of alarm bells!He just mentioned the club he dreams of playing for, and the young fans immediately talked about Real Madrid. Who does Real Madrid have?That madrid brat!Have the little fans thought about going to Real Madrid for a long time?Casillas is almost 30 now. If the young fans get results in Leicester City, it is really not a dream to be seen by Real Madrid!

Just let that madrid show bag succeed like that?Then what do I call Big Ibrahimovic? !

"There are many good teams besides Real Madrid." Ibrahimovic quickly dispelled the little fans' thoughts of going to Real Madrid.

"Yeah, I might get a result in Leicester City as a stepping stone, but if it's not Real Madrid, it's Barcelona?" Kevin knew the reason why Ibrahimovic wanted him to go to Real Madrid, but he hadn't confirmed that Ibrahimovic liked him. It seems good to let him always doubt that he likes Ronaldo.At least he can draw his attention to himself.

Everyone knows the grievances between Ibrahimovic and Barcelona.Back then, Ibrahimovic was brave and good at fighting. How many points did he win for Barcelona in one season?But it was still sold by Barcelona unceremoniously.This is not that Ibrahimovic cannot integrate into the team, but that Barcelona does not need players outside the entire complete system.It is well known how much Barcelona attaches importance to the players produced by La Masia and how much they attach importance to his youth training.

Of course Ibrahimovic does not want Kevin to go to Barcelona, ​​and as far as Barcelona's overall system football is concerned, it seems that they don't value the role of the goalkeeper.But the problem is that there are really not many old clubs, so he can't be allowed to go to Juventus, right?Diga is still there as a striker!

Suddenly found that his love rivals were all over Serie A, West Super League, and Ibrahimovic suddenly wanted to cry. "There are good teams in the Premier League..." After talking about it, I couldn't sleep anymore.

The Premier League can be said to be the most successful league in the world, but I dare not say that the Premier League is the birthplace of the best and strongest clubs.Just look at every time the Premier League clubs rush to the Champions League, and the Three Meows, which draws the strongest star lineup in the Premier League, wins the World Cup every time, suddenly.You know, it's... unspeakable.

The British themselves are almost giving up hope. The reason why they still look at it is to complain about their own legion.

Ibrahimovic faltered, he sat on the bed in a broken pot, and finally said: "Actually, I plan to transfer to Manchester United next year."

Kevin also sat on the bed, resting his head on the pillow with his hands, and said seriously: "Zlatan, you shouldn't have told me." This kind of thing can be big or small, but one thing is certain, that is, it cannot Speaking to outsiders.

Ibrahimovic turned his head to look at Kevin lying on the bed, and couldn't help lying down, and said, "Will you come to Manchester United when the time comes?"

After finishing speaking, Ibrahimovic was ruined by his almost coquettish tone. He lifted the quilt and got into it with his back to Kevin, hiding in embarrassment.

Kevin just let out a low laugh, and the joyful mood was evident in the laughter. "Zlatan, you don't have to act like a baby to me. I don't know about such things." After speaking, he deliberately leaned his body, and put his hands on Ibrahimovic who was covered with the quilt. leave.

Only then did Ibrahimovic belatedly realize that he was lying on the bed of the little fan naturally, and was thinking about how he got up. Ibrahimovic saw the lights in the bedroom dimmed in the sound of Kevin's good night.Then, he felt a warm body coming in under the quilt.

asshole!

Little fan, he took off his bathrobe and slept in his underwear!

Kevin slept peacefully that night.Poor Ibrahimovic was suffering a lot. He turned over quietly and looked at the sleeping faces of the little fans. Suddenly, a strong sense of security made him drowsy, and he soon fell asleep in exhaustion.

When he woke up the next day, the little fan in a plaid shirt had already prepared the meal.Ibrahimovic slept until almost noon before waking up from hunger.After he finished his fried eggs and coffee, the little fans went downstairs to hail a taxi.

The taxi driver saw the newly promoted goalkeeper in the Premier League, and the top scorer in Ligue [-]. The striker felt that his whole soul was enveloped by the holy light of Jehovah.

When they arrived at a large supermarket, Kevin asked the driver to wait for them at the door an hour and a half later.The driver happily accepted the tip.

Kevin went to the entrance of the supermarket with Ibrahimovic, found a big cart and entered the door.

Kevin came prepared, with a long shopping list full of household items he wanted to buy, such as plates and new underwear.

When he moved to a new house, he still left some of his clothes in the dormitory, because he basically didn't have time to come back when the games came again and again.So there are not many clothes in the new home, and the only pair of brand new underwear is still on Ibrahimovic's body.

When he came, he brought a visa and signature, as well as gifts.Then he came here empty-handed, without a change of clothes.

To be honest, Ibrahimovic felt a little uncomfortable wearing this new underwear.Because he thinks the crotch is quite loose, but the waist is very tight.

Afterwards, the two bought underwear of their own size. Ibrahimovic thought it was unnecessary, but Kevin asked in a low voice, isn't he planning to come to England to Manchester United next year?After this sentence, Ibrahimovic began to feel that it was nothing to buy.

After the two of them finished shopping, Ibrahimovic and Kevin appeared in the parking lot pushing their full trolleys, which surprised the taxi driver waiting for them.After they stuffed everything into the car, the rear compartment was filled to the brim with two large rolls of toilet paper, and the driver could only rely on the rear mirrors on both sides to watch the road conditions and drive carefully.But in the back, Ibrahimovic tore open a bag of potato chips in boredom, crunched and ate.

Kevin was still dragging a bag of frozen food with both hands. I'm afraid I put it on the floor of the taxi to stain the carpet in the car. Anyway, it's not far from home.But when he saw Ibrahimovic eating, Kevin really couldn't bear it anymore.

Ibrahimovic smirked and took the potato chips and began to seduce Kevin to bite everywhere. Finally, he put the potato chips into his mouth maliciously. Kevin leaned over and bit Ibrahimovic's hand. Li Potato Chip raised his eyebrows and looked at Ibrahimovic, pretending to be unconscious and licking Ibrahimovic's fingers maliciously, directly teasing Ibrahimovic thoroughly!

Ibrahimovic suddenly felt clearly——I was teased!

It wasn't until the two of them returned home that they realized that Ronaldo Rooney and Mrs. Rooney had already arrived at the door.A row of superstars worth tens of millions sitting in front of the house is also a kind of scenery.

"Did you come back late, or did we come early?"

This is so embarrassing, they must be early, but Kevin can't tell.

The baby is really wronged.

Ronaldo is because of shooting commercials in the morning.Commercials and movies are all shot at night or in the morning, because it is quiet enough.

The reason for Rooney is simple. He came to deliver a brand new blue Ford Mustang parked in the parking space he bought downstairs of Kevin.

Rooney's wife even thoughtfully brought a lot of sauces for Kevin, worrying that he might not be able to handle the birthday party alone.By the way, also brought Rooney's sons

Not long after the group entered Kevin's new home, Ozil stuck his head in through the door with his eyes wide open. He was relieved when he saw a group of big shots, especially Ronaldo, his old teammate from Real Madrid. , holding a large bottle of champagne arrived.

Kevin asked Ibrahimovic to entertain the guests, and he went to the kitchen with Mrs. Rooney. The snacks prepared yesterday were brought out by Kevin, and everyone opened the bottle of champagne brought by Ozil amidst congratulations.Just as the wine glasses were arranged, a familiar voice came through the door.

"Sanders, can you cook Chinese food today?" Boss Mei married and brought along his old partner Cesc Fabregas.Xiaofa has already come to Chelsea, England, and the most embarrassing thing is... Saunders will face him on the pitch on the 15th.

However, this did not hinder Kevin's birthday party. Kevin warmly welcomed Messi and Cesc Fabregas, and by the way, he got a dissatisfied snort from Ronaldo.

╯^╰Humph!

Xiaofa was also very polite and brought gifts, but this is not the point.In the friendly and lively atmosphere, Kevin politely did not leave any guests behind. He shuttled freely among the crowd and took extra care of Ibrahimovic. He and Ibrahimovic were together from the beginning to the end.

Ronaldo's face was a little unnatural after he came back from going to the bathroom once, and Messi was the same.This made Kevin a little strange.

However, the birthday party went on smoothly, except that Ronaldo's drunken singing sounded like chanting scriptures, which broke everyone down once.

The next morning, a box of fruitcakes appeared on Ranieri's desk.Its weight is directly a quarter of the big cake, and Ranieri was delighted to see it.

But Kevin didn't seem very happy.Because on the night of his birthday, Messi, Ronaldo, and Ibrahimovic talked to him respectively.

On December 12, at the King Power Stadium, Kevin saw Cesc Fabregas again.Leicester City vs Chelsea, in the VIP room of their stadium, Chelsea's big boss Abramovich also looked at his team's opponent today with interest with a Volt.

The author has something to say: Guess what Messi, Ronaldo, and the toilet will find?

In addition, what will Ibrahimovic say to the young fans?