[Football] Goalkeeper Superstar

Ever since the frenzied and full-fledged director called Ka Ka Ka, it really got stuck.I heard that the script is going to be revised, and I will invite a few more stars to shoot together for the next film. I may not continue to shoot in this place next time. I am waiting for the specific announcement, and I have to coordinate with everyone's schedule.

So it was much earlier than the expected shooting time. Ronaldo, Ibrahimovic, Neymar, Rooney, Del Piero, Higuain, Hazard, Tiga, and Kevin stood on the field stupidly, looking at each other. take a look.

"...Would you like to go to the barbecue?" Kevin suddenly asked, causing everyone to look sideways.Kevin looked at everyone, and said naturally: "My friend John likes barbecue very much, and he can also have a party, and friends and relatives will invite him."

When Neymar was three years old, he was immediately promoted to five years old. He said happily: "When it comes to barbecue, we Brazilians are the best at barbecue!" Nei five years old directly patted his chest, and then asked Kevin very happily: "You Where is the house of that friend named John? Can it accommodate so many of us?"

Dijia burst into laughter from the sidelines!

Kevin said awkwardly: "John is in Belgium...Brussels."

Immediately, the remaining 7 people, except Dijia who was still laughing wildly, all looked like you were kidding me.

Rooney waved his hand impatiently at the end: "My house is relatively close to here, go to my house, I will let my family buy the meat." Lu Xiaopang took out his mobile phone, pressed a few buttons and began to walk to the sidelines and talk to his family. After starting the call, Lu Xiaopang would turn around to count the number of people from time to time.

Neymar leaned forward and began to say: "Don't do that looking up at the stars!"

Rooney got angry, turned his head and yelled: "Our family doesn't make that pie!"

"I want vegetables!" Ibrahimovic laughed, "Potatoes and onions are available, but I also want other vegetables."

Pirlo suddenly came up with an Italian sentence: "Noodles! Pasta!"

Rooney actually understood and said, "I still want tomatoes, right?"

"And wine." Higuain has already added a sum.

Azar still smashed his mouth: "Fish is still needed, um, fried small fish."

Di Jia said directly: "Dessert."

Ronaldo looked up and down at Dijia: "Aren't you afraid of getting fat?"

Di Jia is full of tendon and flesh, and his skin looks a bit healthier than Kevin's copper color.

Dijia confidently pointed his thumb at Kevin who was still packing his bags: "Look for him to practice, I'm sure all the food will be consumed, and maybe there are still people who won't be able to kick in."

……

Di Jia, you are trying to make trouble!

This is no longer causing trouble, you are going to heaven!

Sit and jump to the sky monkey to go to the sky!

Before he knew it, Kevin had been stabbed to the sky by Di Jia, and he was still packing his package.Higuain has already run to Neymar to ask the Stargazer, what the hell is it.

"Oh, it's just a group of dead fish wrapped in pie skin." The five-year-old pressed his phone, found a picture on the Internet, and showed Higuain a look.

The fish in the picture stick out their heads from the pie, staring at the dead fish eyes one by one, looking out of the pie, which makes people feel unspeakably weird.

Higuain swallowed hard.

Now that the dishes have been determined, how to get there is a problem.

Rooney was still discussing with everyone, but everyone else looked lazy and started packing their things.

Especially Neymar, he still has the leisure to post on Facebook.

"Take a big group photo!" Neymar immediately rushed in front of everyone, squatted on the ground, and abruptly included everyone in one picture.

Ronaldo was comparing muscles with Di Jia, and both of them picked up their shorts and compared their thigh muscles.

Piero stood relatively far away, and Rooney happened to be next to him. Both of them looked at the faces of this group of problem children.But what is quite comical is that Pirlo is obviously older next year, but his hair is more than twice that of Rooney.

Higuain Hazard is standing behind Neymar, and the two are chatting, looking more normal in style.

Higuain's nose can be seen from a long distance with his smoking gun.

Hazard is a typical eating and sleeping inside cut shot!This picture is just spot on!

These two people can be regarded as the only ones with a relatively normal painting style among so many human beings.

There is another abnormal one, that is Kevin, who is running directly facing the screen.And - the hand is still holding Ibrahimovic's arm!Ibrahimovic looks like a sweet pet, don't be too happy!

In fact, Kevin was chatting with Ibrahimovic just now. The two of them were chatting about various balls, technical methods, and even their favorite music and sports.Ibrahimovic likes Kevin very much. He is young, energetic, hardworking and a good player.

But this picture has the illusion that the husband and wife are returning home...

As soon as this picture was posted on Facebook by Neymar, it immediately exploded the entire football circle!

Above: We're going to Rooney's for dinner!

This picture was immediately responded by various bigwigs.

Messi Mei King: I want to eat too :-)

Zidane Zizu: Please pay attention to maintaining your weight.

Benzema: Don't blame me for getting fat ;-(

Seeing that this picture was retweeted by the bigwigs one after another, the fans below were all blown up.

1: I see I'm screwed!

2: Successfully claim me Luo.

3: Successfully claimed my Bumpman. (Tiga)

4: Tiga's nickname is Bumpman?

5: There just happens to be a Dijiaso in Bumpman, you know.

6: Juventini's strong landing, look at my big Juventus, Pirlo and Tiga, and Higuain!

7: My emperor Saigao! Ronaldo's thighs are much thicker than yours!

8: Why did you let Pirlo stand next to you?The hair of my Red Devil Lutank is supported even less!

9: Blues fans secretly contract me Hazard!

10: Grand Paris announces that the handsome guy who is pulling my big Ibrahimovic is going to let go! Let me do it!

11: Am I the only one who noticed that the big Ibrahimovic in your house upstairs has a sweet face?

12: Big Bassa strongly claimed my young master~ The young master went to eat happily, and brought me some for Mei Tianwang by the way!

13: Who is the handsome guy holding Ibrahimovic? !Ask for popular science!

14: Fox City goalkeeper, Kevin Sanders, the science is over.

15: I, Benzema, are always blamed by others. This time he said that you are getting fat. Don’t say it again: It’s all Benzema’s fault!

……

Just when everyone was still arguing about the various composition matching content on the photo, Neymar's Facebook was updated again!

This time it is not a simple picture, but a video, and there are very few people!But the content is definitely not simple!

We have to start from the beginning.

Just talked about partying at Rooney's

Of course, the host Wayne Rooney also has.

Rooney's precious sports car, the BMW i8, has just arrived. Rooney, as the host of this barbecue, of course has to solve everyone's car problems.Most of the players have their own sports cars, but there is only one exception.

Kevin.

He doesn't have a car.

Kevin wanted to rub Ibrahimovic's car, but...

"Who is that? Sorry, your name is..."

"Kevin, Kevin Sanders."

Rooney waved to Kevin: "You don't have a car?"

Kevin nods.

"It's okay, I'll drive you, come on, get in the car."

As soon as this was said, Neymar and Ronaldo's car sped out desperately. It seemed that the two were five years old and three years old, and they were still struggling to admit defeat.

Hearing that Rooney had opened his mouth to take Kevin away, Ibrahimovic patted his little fanboy on the shoulder: "See you later."

Kevin smiled: "...OK~"

Before Kevin realized what he said, Ibrahimovic started the car and waved to Kevin and Rooney.

……

Kevin walked to Rooney's BMW resignedly: "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Rooney was also easy-going. He opened the car door and just sat in when suddenly... "Where's my driver's license?"

Kevin was taken aback: "Did it fall off when changing clothes?"

This sentence reminded Rooney, he slapped his head!Really, the one who changed clothes just now probably fell on the makeup cart!

Rooney was about to go back to look for it, but when he turned around, he saw people going to the empty stadium...

One car, two people.

Rooney gritted his teeth and asked Kevin, "Do you have a driver's license?"

Kevin took out his driver's license directly from his pants pocket.

Rooney opened the car door directly and said, "You drive!"

"I open?!"

Rooney nodded: "Hurry up, we don't know when we will be able to catch up with these guys. We can only call them one by one and tell them my home address later."

Kevin sat in the driver's seat kindly, looked at the high-end i8 interior, and looked at Rooney who was wearing a seat belt with a little worry: "Want to catch up with them?"

Rooney didn't think about the meaning of these words, just hummed——

Then his voice was completely swallowed back!

The entire engine roared like a beast!

Startled Rooney!

Then he felt his i8 completely fly!

He firmly grasped the handle next to him, and his whole body felt pushed so hard that he almost plunged into the co-pilot.I didn't dare to look ahead at all, and felt that my i8 was leading me on the winding mountain road like a little pheasant in heat, flying all the way with its buttocks swinging.

Kevin didn't let go of the accelerator all the way, not even when turning sharply.With the cooperation of his gear, clutch and accelerator, this car drifted over!

And this picture happened to be clearly captured by Neymar, even Rooney's face deformed by the wind is very clear!Who made Kevin just overtake Neymar's car.

"Wow! This technology is awesome!"

Neymar's words were also clearly recorded in the video.

This video was directly put on the headlines, and the number of hits exceeded 5 in an instant.

Waiting for everyone to follow the speeding i8 and watch his madness.Rooney, the co-pilot, couldn't help but glanced at the stopwatch.

—7000 rpm!

What the hell!

After that, everyone's cars arrived one after another, and the small front yard was immediately filled with all kinds of good cars.

After seeing that Rooney was much better, Kevin just looked up and saw Ibrahimovic, and walked over immediately.Just as he was about to say hello to Ibrahimovic, he saw the gate of the mansion next to him open, and a little fur ball rushed out.

"papa!"

A childish voice reached everyone's ears, and a 5-year-old boy ran directly to Rooney by the flowerbed: "Papa, I saw Ronaldo!"

Ronaldo was by the car. He was texting that he would not be going back to the hotel tonight. When he heard someone calling him, he realized it was a child.Visually guessing that it might be Rooney's son, he immediately put on a smile and waved to the child.

After Rooney returned to normal, he could only hold his son and introduce to everyone: "This is my son, Kai."

Kay looked at the tall Ronaldo in admiration: "Ronaldo! I'm your fan! Me, can I hug you?"

At this moment, all the adults present turned their heads to look at Kevin next to Ibrahimovic at the same time.