A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

The TV series contributed by Xu Shilin is called "The Domineering Dragon Falls in Love with Me".

Hao Yingjun: "...a very down-to-earth TV series title." Isn't this the fairy version of the domineering CEO falling in love with me?

Xu Shilin let out a "huh": "Have you heard of Hao Daoyou too? This is actually a TV series from 2000 years ago."

Hao Yingjun: "...The 2000 years you are talking about, are you 2000 years in the sky, or 2000 years on our earth?"

Xu Shilin said truthfully: "Ours."

Hao Yingjun: "!" Let him think about it, the so-called one day in the sky and one year in the earth, the 2000 years on that day can be converted into the number of years on the earth, but it is 2000x365 years, sorry Hao Yingjun is not good at mental calculation, but he also knows that this number is quite scary , He thought for a while and could only say: "You guys are so advanced." It turns out that what is popular among mortals are all leftovers from the heavens?

Xu Shilin said politely, "Thank you."

Hao Yingjun is a little powerless to complain, let's watch the TV series published by Tianting Film and Television Company.And because Xu Shilin said before that this is a thunder drama, Hao Yingjun was also prepared to be thundered, but after watching it, he found that not only all the characters in it were handsome, but at least everyone was named People think that the acting skills are online, and the leading actor is indeed handsome and beautiful, and the woman is sweet and pleasant, and the special effects are very good.Wait, that's not their special effect, it's their own fairy method, save money~

So, Hao Yingjun couldn't help saying: "How ridiculous is this? Haven't you watched the really ridiculous movies and TV dramas?" For example, tearing devils with hands, and land mines hidden in the crotch.

Xu Shilin coughed dryly twice: "The main reason is that the scriptwriter set up a little exaggeration for fellow Daoist Ao Chunao."

Hao Yingjun was puzzled: "Where is the exaggeration?" The main reason is that in Hao Yingjun's impression, Ao Chun is the eighth prince of Xihai, the second generation of the dragon, and he can be regarded as a domineering male dragon.

Xu Shilin also noticed that Hao Daoyou's comprehension was not always effective, which was probably a sequela of descending to the world, so he patiently explained: "The Dragon Clan is indeed the leader among all the prehistoric peoples. Although Zulong Shangzun is not a saint, he At that time, he was also a big man who followed the Yuanhuang system to dominate the prehistoric world, and he had nine princes. Although the nine princes were not in the shape of dragons, they were veritable princes of the dragon clan. Now these big shots have retired and stayed in the West Sea. In terms of the earlier dragon clan, it can only be said to be an ordinary dragon clan. Even if Fellow Daoist Ao Chunao is a descendant of the ancient dragon clan, he cannot be such a shining character in TV dramas. Inheriting Xihai is a big mistake."

Hao Yingjun: "?"

"The entire Great Desolation has been contracted by Emperor Yuan. If it is to be inherited, it must be inherited by Prince Kong Xuan."

Hao Yingjun: "Pfft——"

Xu Shilin: "??"

"Friend Hao?"

Hao Yingjun stammered: "I, I just thought of the fear of being dominated by 'this lotus pond was contracted by me', no, what does it mean that Yuanfeng contracted the entire prehistoric land?"

"It literally means," Xu Shilin said of course, "The three realms now belong to Emperor Yuan. Let's put it this way, if Zhang Sanfeng and Zhang Daoyou ascended to the upper realm, then he needs to pay fees to the above for opening a cave, opening Sanfeng Company, etc. Yes, and you have to pay taxes on time, and there will be a special department in charge of this series of matters, and some of the series of fees paid will eventually flow into Yuanhuang's private treasury. All in all, Yuanhuang is the whole prehistoric The owner of the West Sea Dragon King will only have the management rights of the West Sea."

Hao Yingjun seems to understand a little bit, it is nothing more than Yuanfeng's private ownership of Honghuang, which is simply inhumane.Speaking of which, "Did all your screenwriters use Yuanfeng as a prototype when they wrote about the domineering president?"

Xu Shilin: "Uh, no."

Hao Yingjun immediately said, "Tell me your story."

Xu Shilin: "...Yuanhuang is not a domineering president, he is neither evil, charming nor crazy, nor is he cool and domineering, even in terms of appearance."

Hao Yingjun: "Then who is it?"

Xu Shilin: "According to the video data, the Demon Ancestor is the most evil-looking one."

Hao Yingjun thought for a while and said, "Shouldn't it be Zulong?"

Xu Shilin was silent for a moment and said: "Is this? The Dao body of Zulong Shangzun is somewhat different from the original form."

Hao Yingjun: "He won't have a baby face, will he?"

Xu Shilin: "...almost the same."

Hao Yingjun: "...Friend Daoist Xu, you seem a little nervous."

Xu Shilin sighed: "Hao fellow daoist, do you know what other fellow daoists said after you made those bold words?"

Hao Yingjun really didn't know: "What did you say?"

Xu Shilin replied: "It's really like being a boss and not going to the forum."

The corner of Hao Yingjun's mouth twitched: "Will they come?"

Xu Shilin sighed slightly: "I can only tell you, the forum, no, the Three Realms network was originally built by Emperor Yuan. What do you think?"

Hao Yingjun: "...I'm a little more comfortable."

Xu Shilin reassured: "However, the bosses are all paying attention to the World Tour I recently, and won't pay attention to such trivial things like dust."

"I'm really sorry," Hao Yingjun said quietly, and then he cheered up, "But what is the situation of this alien world tour you mentioned? Did you just swipe the hairpin to open time and space? Is it another time and space? Or take a space-time shuttle? Wait, isn’t there still the restriction of the law of heaven? Will the law of heaven agree? Wouldn’t it take you to play like this? Isn’t it satisfying you to go down to earth? Don’t you know the most important thing about being a human being? Is contentment?"

Xu Shilin: "...Going down to earth has indeed become a thing of the past, and even I can come to the human world for business trips."

Hao Yingjun choked, "You gods really know how to play."

Xu Shilin and Yourong said: "Keep pace with the times."

Hao Yingjun also raised his head and puffed his chest out of nowhere and said, "Then, have you ever seen a human being bitten by a spider, and can shoot spider silk, and then become a superhero? Do you know aliens? In the words of you prehistoric people , is it a species other than your prehistoric ones?"

Xu Shilin said while writing vigorously: "The first one is probably that the ancestor is a spider demon. In fact, super movies in the human world have made similar themes; about species outside the prehistoric, this is really interesting, but Hao Daoyou knows how many we have in the prehistoric world." Race?"

Hao Yingjun: "...Spiderman will cry when he hears it, and Superman will be silent when he hears it."

Xu Shilin: "??"

Hao Yingjun wiped his face: "Let's talk about the immeasurable calamity. In my impression, the three clans of the dragon, phoenix, and unicorn should go to extinction collectively during the first calamity of the Dragon and Han, and they shouldn't. Should there be something about Yuanfeng becoming a saint?"

Xu Shilin trembled: "This doesn't make any sense at all. Yuan Huang, as the personal disciple of Pan Gu—"

Only then did Hao Yingjun realize this, and he shouted: "Wait! Is it Yuanfeng? Is that right? But there are so many messy settings in Honghuangliu, and who Pangu is actually Hongjun's apprentice, and Hongjun is actually It's a cricket." He said calmly.

Xu Shilin: "..."

Xu Shilin was shocked for a long time, and then he came back to his senses and continued to write vigorously. Hao Yingjun was almost moved by his professionalism, and leaned over and asked, "Don't you have the first robbery of Longhan here?"

Xu Shilin said: "It is said that there was a fight, but it's not like what you said, fellow Daoist Hao."

Hao Yingjun asked again: "What about the Lich War? The witch clan led by the Twelve Ancestral Witches, and the demon clan led by Dijun and Taiyi? But think about it, since there was no Dragon and Han Chu, then Dijun and Taiyi would not have If there is a way to integrate the surviving monster races from the early Longhan period, there will be no so-called Lich War. What about Gonggong knocking down Buzhou Mountain? It is said that this is calculated by Zhunti Daoist, but there are different opinions."

Now that Xu Shilin has immunity, he is not so shocked, he just said: "Gonggong Zuwu did hit Buzhou Mountain, but Buzhou Mountain didn't fall down."

Hao Yingjun: "Huh?"

"According to the records of the prehistoric chronicles, the human race multiplied too fast at that time, and the friction with other races increased day by day, and other races also multiplied independently, so Emperor Yuan decided to expand the space, so he removed the roots. Zhou Shan also carried out some other operations, and gradually formed the current situation of the Three Realms." Xu Shilin said not so clearly, and he can't be blamed for this, and it is impossible to compile the Chronicle of the Great Desolation without detail, let alone some inside stories. So easy to write, no?But in this way, there is more room for future generations to make up their minds. It can be said that there are advantages and disadvantages, just like the history books that Hao Yingjun is familiar with.

Hao Yingjun had only one thought: "That's okay? But think about it. Since Buzhou Mountain is the pillar between heaven and earth, how can Gonggong be knocked down when it hits it? Could it be that Pangu used to have weak bones? Isn't he thinking very carefully?" fear."

But Xu Shilin thought of one thing: "In fact, there is a saying that has been circulating for a long time in the wild."

Hao Yingjun asked without hesitation: "Ancestor Dao and Mozu are a couple?"

Xu Shilin: "!!"

Xu Shilin: "...No, the sage Liansheng is actually the reincarnation of the Great God Pangu. And fellow Daoist Hao, why do you say that?"

Hao Yingjun: "!!"

Hao Yingjun: "...Probably my rotten eyes look at Renji, so you don't have to worry about it. But according to what you say, it makes sense. That's right, Liansheng, Liansheng, chaotic Qingliansheng , referred to as Liansheng."

Xu Shilin smiled: "Hao Daoyou, can you talk about Mozu and Daozu again?"

Hao Yingjun squinted at him: "Are you from Tianting Film and Television Company? Is it really okay to gossip like this? And why were you so shocked just now? Could it be that you guys are not gay?"

Xu Shilin: "...No, the main reason is that no one dares to make up a saint."

Hao Yingjun subconsciously looked up, but only saw the ceiling. "Uh, let's talk about the immeasurable calamity again, ah, I remembered who Yuan Hong Xingjun is! He is the Seven Monsters of Meishan, and later he was listed on the list of gods and became the Four Wastes Xingjun! You also call him Xingjun, Do you also have a list of gods here?"

"No," Xu Shilin suddenly covered half of his face, "We have civil servant exams."

Hao Yingjun: "...you can't have a three-year mock five-year public exam?"

Xu Shilin sighed: "Actually, it's not just three or five years."

The corner of Hao Yingjun's mouth couldn't help twitching: "Then what if you still fail the exam?"

Xu Shilin finally stopped bitterness and hatred, he laughed and said: "The prehistoric is so big, there are so many jobs that you can't imagine, Hao Daoyou, otherwise you can come to Tianting Film and Television Company to be on duty, our threshold is very low. "

Hao Yingjun: "Those with rough skin and thick flesh are the most popular, right?"

Xu Shilin: "..."

Hao Yingjun was embarrassed: "I'm sorry to pierce your heart."

Xu Shilin: "...I'm used to it, but the welfare of our Tianting Film and Television Company is one of the best. Not only within the company, but also the audience of our TV series and movies will not only strike us with lightning, but also reward us. Speaking of which, we The most flamboyant tips I’ve ever received are ginseng fruit, Wenhuang umbrella, and Dinghai pearl—”

Hao Yingjun grasped the point decisively: "Ginseng fruit? Is it one? Then how do you divide it?"

Xu Shilin: "...I just heard about this incident, and I don't know where the ginseng fruit went in the end."

Hao Yingjun felt that he seemed to have asked a question that shouldn't be asked, so in order not to continue pricking people's hearts, he decisively changed the subject: "Speaking of ginseng fruit, I think of Zhunti and Jieying. No, no, Tathagata The Buddha has nothing to do with them, I mean I know that Kong Xuan was sent to the west, the Buddha came out of his stomach, and he finally became a Bodhisattva, known as the Peacock Daming King."

Xu Shilin: "!!"

Xu Shilin quickly came to his senses: "It doesn't even make sense!"

Hao Yingjun didn't know what he thought of, so he yelled, "It doesn't make sense! Kong Xuanming was conceived after Yuanfeng was seriously injured after the robbery of the Dragon and Han Dynasty. Since Yuanfeng was not seriously injured, Where did Kong Xuan come from? Who was Yuanfeng born to?"

Xu Shilin hesitated for a while before saying: "Actually, you have already given the answer."

Hao Yingjun: "Oh? Oh! You mean to be pregnant because of sex! Now I want to know what kind of experience it is to be pregnant because of sex?"

Xu Shilin smiled without saying a word.

Hao Yingjun suddenly shuddered, "I just used Zhihu style, I have no other meaning. God, you really can't talk casually here, can you? Let's continue watching the movie, the head office shall we?" ?”

Xu Shilin looked down at his record: "I really want to accompany Daoyou Hao to continue reading, but You Daoist Hao intermittently revealed it for me, but it will only make me more and more confused. Can you tell me more? How did Taoist Jieyin manage to save Prince Kong Xuan? For example, what about the list of gods you mentioned? Can I boldly guess that this is also an immeasurable calamity?"

"Stop!" Hao Yingjun made a stop gesture, facing Xu Shilin who broke the casserole and asked the truth, Hao Yingjun rolled his eyes, "Actually, let's continue to discuss how humans evolved from apes. Science fiction, didn't you say so?"

Subvert the three views, prehistoric people!

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