A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

Wait, is there something wrong?

What about wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace?

How come it seems that after such a slightly frivolous experience, the originally unharmonious heaven has become hello, me, hello, everyone?

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like someone's style, does it?

Wait a minute, if you think about it carefully, although so-and-so is used to making troubles, but overall, when the accident ends, it always seems to be very happy.However, it’s still the same sentence. Looking at it from the beginning to the end this time, it’s still a little bland, and there’s another question:

So who is who this time?

Wait a minute, why do you use "so so so" to refer to Gu Qing?He didn't become unspeakable, did he?

Alas, doesn't this highlight the mysterious atmosphere.

Speaking of which, since Gu Qing didn't become Yuelao this time, did he really think like Yuelao, that he was actually a god?

the answer is negative.

You must know that if you are as powerful as the Heavenly Dao, you have not yet become a master, so how can you get Tiantiao's turn.

(God: "...")

It can be said that Gu Qing is no one this time, and in fact, after experiencing the experience of Journey to the West, Gu Qing is planning to return to his Yuanfeng identity. He has experienced everything he should have experienced, and he doesn't like the other small disasters. However, he still changed his mind and came to today's heaven, but it was only because he wanted to Look at the so-called skyline.

Then it accidentally turned into promoting the reform of Tiantiao.

So for Tiantiao, there are still many ups and downs.

It seems that there is still something wrong, so let's first take a look at the fuse that triggered the change of Tiantiao, that is, the incident of the Three Virgins.

The immortal love between Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang is definitely not epic in the end.

It was mentioned earlier that it was only more than ten years after they became husband and wife, but for some reason, Liu Yanchang no longer had the initial deep love for Sanshengmu, and even flirted with a widow who came to buy his lantern, even though the widow was Miao Niang is half-old, no matter how beautiful she is, she can't compare with the beauty of the Three Virgins, but in the eyes of Liu Yanchang, an ordinary man in this world, the house flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, not to mention that Liu Yanchang feels even more stressed because he knows that the Three Virgins are indeed fairies. Da, he is getting old now, and he is no longer as youthful as before. Standing with the beautiful and beautiful San ShengMu, he can no longer be described as a man and a woman, which makes Liu Yanchang feel short of breath.

But the widow is different, Liu Yanchang has a natural aura in front of her, in other words, his machismo has room to display, and his self-esteem has been satisfied.

Of course, at first Liu Yanchang just flirted with the widow, he didn't really want to do anything.

It's just that, for a beautiful girl like Sanshengmu, there are still others coveting her.

Her mana is true, but knowing that Xianfanlian is forbidden, the Sanshengmu basically does not cast spells outside, and she also keeps her identity as the Huashan Sanshengmai from the outside world. Even Liu Chenxiang They only knew a little bit vaguely, so everyone thought she was a lady married to Liu Yanchang, and some people whispered that they eloped. Say anything in private.

Regarding these discussions, San ShengMu didn't think there was anything wrong with them, and instead had a considerable influence on Liu Yanchang.

Back to the coveters, San ShengMu couldn't hide her reputation, so she was targeted by local bullies.

If the bully directly attacked Sanshengmu, the bully would have died before doing anything.

But the bully didn't want the bully to attack the bully as soon as he came up, but chose to solve Liu Yanchang's stumbling block first.Liu Yanchang has no power and power, and it is too easy for bullies to deal with him. First, the lantern shop was smashed up by local ruffians, and then Liu Yanchang was blocked and beaten by local ruffians.

Liu Yanchang, who was beaten up with a bruised nose and swollen face, didn't know why, but was told by the widow who was interested in him, and the next development was very interesting.

Speaking of Liu Yanchang, he can't be called a person with amazing talent, he is just an ordinary scholar, but in order to achieve a certain purpose, he has quick wit.

It turned out that after he learned that San ShengMu was coveted and he became a stumbling block, he returned home with a bruised nose and a swollen face. When San ShengMu asked, he did not hide it, but chose to tell the truth.

Sanshengmu was furious, so she wanted to deal with the bully.

But he was persuaded by Liu Yanchang, who also said that he didn't want San Shengmu to reveal his identity, so he proposed that they move out as soon as the conversation changed, and their family could help them go to the vicinity of Huashan Mountain. Besides, the most dangerous place is the safest place, and no one would think of it. The Three Virgins were with the mortals near Mount Hua.

Sanshengmu was very moved, after all, she also missed Huashan.

Anyway, Liu Yanchang persuaded Sanshengmu to take Liu Chenxiang to leave first, and then he packed up his belongings and followed.

However, turning around Liu Yanchang found the bully, and wanted to act together with the bully, that is, he pretended to be beaten to death by the bully, but actually eloped with the widow.So, when San ShengMu came back to pick him up again, she heard the bad news that he was beaten to death by a bully. At that time, San ShengMu went crazy and wanted to kill the bully regardless.

Just when San ShengMu made her move, there was a loud noise in the sky, accompanied by a thunderbolt from the blue sky, which directly hit her feet.

The queen mother by the Yaochi cursed: "Idiot!"

Lei Gong and Dian Mu, who were specially summoned, looked at each other in dismay. They would be rewarded with a 3000-year-old flat peach.

It can only be said that Liu Yanchang still took it for granted, and Sanshengmu never imagined that she was discovered by the Heavenly Court at the very beginning of her Sifan, but the Heavenly Court chose a tactful way to punish her.

and spying on her.

no……

How can this be called voyeurism? The Queen Mother and the Empress are obviously chasing dramas aboveboard, or authentic family ethics dramas.

cough.

Anyway, Liu Yanchang was arrested and returned, and Sanshengmu was heartbroken, and wanted to break up with him and return to Huashan, and never saw Liu Yanchang again.But this time it's her turn to take it for granted, this fairy love is her own choice, so she has to persevere to the end even if she is kneeling, that is to say, Liu Yanchang's life is numbered.

However, after this encounter, they directly transitioned into resentful spouses, and they hated each other.

It is worth mentioning that Liu Chenxiang has already arrived at Mount Hua, and he waited and waited until the Third Holy Mother came. He couldn't sit still and ran out, and then lost his way without accident. What kind of adventure awaited him? It's hard to say.

Also, Liu Yanchang didn't live very long, and it's only been ten or so days in the Heavenly Court, but the queen mother and all the immortal officials feel lost. They are used to watching this family ethics drama, and they feel a little bit disappointed if they don't watch it in the future. Panic.So as soon as the queen mother made a decision, she thought of Yuelao, who became weird after losing his beard.

But at this time, Xin Tiantiao had been born, and Gu Qing withdrew. At this time, Yuelao was still Yuelao with a beard, and he was not so weird.When the queen mother summoned him, Taibai Jinxing secretly sweated for him.

Unexpectedly, Yuelao came out with a smile.

Taibai Jinxing: "??"

Taibai Jinxing paused and asked, "Are you okay?"

Yuelao didn't know, so: "What can I do?"

Taibai Jinxing wiped his forehead: "Why did your empress summon you?"

Yuelao laughed and said, "Your Majesty, this is so lonely and cold."

Taibai Jinxing looked weird, he almost thought that so-and-so had come back.

Fortunately, Yuelao said again: "I didn't expect Tiantiao to even predict this."

Taibai Jinxing: "What?"

Yuelao didn't hide it: "It's just that Tiantiao expected that the empress would summon me, and said what the empress wanted, and he even told me in advance what I should do, but I just told the empress, and the empress really Feng Xin is very happy, let me take full responsibility for this matter."

Taibai Jinxing said in a low voice, "What's the matter?" So who is so so?Is it true that the rules of heaven have become fine?

Yuelao didn't understand Taibai Jinxing's depression, his two brothers embraced Taibai Jinxing's shoulders, and said with great interest: "Ma'am, isn't it addictive to watch the love and hatred between San Shengmu and that mortal, and now I still want to watch it." , then show it to her. Hey, it’s actually like singing in the mortal world, but the script has to satisfy the empress. I can’t handle this, so we can go to Wenquxing.”

Taibai Jinxing: "...Then who are you going to let act? But it's agreed in advance, you have to get their consent."

Yuelao smacked his lips: "Your Majesty said that she has plenty of flat peaches."

Taibai Jinxing stopped talking immediately, and felt that she was worthy of being an empress.

After attaining enlightenment and becoming immortals, their lifespans are long, but they are also limited, and flat peaches can be used to increase their lifespans, which is definitely something that all immortal officials flock to, just like the elixir of the Supreme Lord.Of course, the flat peaches of the Queen Mother are more respected, after all, it also involves the issue of face.

For Pantao, Wen Quxing bit the bullet and went on it.

Wen Quxing's literary talent is true, but he can't just write a book out of thin air, so he first asked Yuelao: "What kind of stories does your mother like?"

Yuelao stroked his beard and muttered, "It's hard to say."

Wen Quxing: "..." Doesn't saying this mean not saying anything?

Taibai Jinxing came over and said, "I think your empress likes San Shengmu and Xian Fanlian."

Wen Quxing: "..." Isn't this nonsense?

But the nonsense is not so wasteful, Wen Quxing's thinking is so quick, and he grasped the point in no time, that is, the Queen Mother likes the kind of character in the story where she can't let the thunderbolt kill her, but she can't stop wanting to see the follow-up development. kind.Of course, considering Yuelao's declaration of "if you can't do it, you will be demoted to the mortal world", Wen Quxing can't easily draw a conclusion, and he has to be more cautious. For this reason, he even dragged Yuelao and Taibai Jinxing to the mortal world. , Watching what dramas are popular in the world.

——They can be regarded as government-funded travel.

The opera culture in the world is developing rapidly, various repertoires emerge in endlessly, and is influenced by the national conditions. The drama that is most liked by the elderly ladies here is Miss Qianjin marrying a poor scholar, eating bran and drinking water with the poor scholar, living in a thatched cottage with air leakage, starving When I was young, I could only drink cold water, and I had to serve my mother-in-law tirelessly, and when the poor scholar won the first prize in the exam, the young lady who became a yellow-faced woman had better just ask for divorce, and let the poor scholar marry another beautiful wife. The scholar will not agree, he only wants to live with Miss Qianjin wholeheartedly.

It's just that the three of them who heard such a play felt bad for the whole fairy.

Wen Quxing: "Where's the logic?"

Yuelao: "This is definitely not my red line!"

Taibai Jinxing: "What's wrong with Miss Qianjin? How could there be such a person."

But after he finished speaking, Wen Quxing and Yue Lao squinted at him.

Taibai Jinxing had an epiphany: "Three Holy Mothers."

Wen Quxing gave a fake cough: "Actually, San Shengmu is just unable to think about the front, but the latter is actually fine." He thought about it for a while and said: "We all feel that this story is too much for us, so the empress will definitely like it, I just hope that when the time comes Don't just act, the empress will ask Lei Gong and Dian Mu to chop that 'Miss Qianjin' to death."

It's really possible.

Wen Quxing stroked his chin and said, "Besides, this story has nothing to do with the Xian family."

Yue Lao said: "There must be demons."

Taibai Jinxing is more able to diverge thinking: "What about the Buddhist gate?"

Wen Quxing was stunned for a moment: "This is not very good."

But after he was stunned, he thought of a way to avoid it: "We can insinuate that who was tempted by a female goblin on the way to learn the scriptures earlier, we can write about a mortal and a goblin falling in love, and then the goblin goes the other way. Xianfanlian has the same effect in the same way." Everyone knows who the "so" here is, isn't it the second disciple of the Western Tathagata Buddha.

Yuelao also winked: "When it comes to love between humans and monsters, don't you think that the emperor of the Shang Dynasty and the nine-tailed fox are the most famous?"

Wen Quxing said seriously: "We can write a fox demon, but it's not a nine-tailed fox, and a mortal man can't be an emperor. I don't think the mortal world is the most popular scholar? Then write the mortal man as a scholar. "

Taibai Jinxing came up with a sentence: "The scholar finally disregarded the world of mortals and became a monk."

Wen Quxing rubbed his hands: "Let me think about it, think about it."

Poor Wenquxing was dragged down like this, but after he finished writing a story and read it all over again, he felt as if his fame was about to be ruined. What a serious Wenquxing he used to be, how could he write such a story? What about a story that makes the viewer feel stuck in the throat?At that time, other people will feel uncomfortable after seeing it, so it would be bad to come to trouble him.

But this is not a problem, Yuelao said that he can remain anonymous.

Once the "script" is in place, it's time to choose actors.

The roles of mortals and gods are okay, but even the female fairies in heaven can't play the role of fox demon or something.

Yuelao slapped his thigh: "Tiantiao also anticipated this problem. He said that we can negotiate with the Yaozu and let them play the roles of monsters. If they perform well, we can promise them elixir, or It's to enlighten them one or two. If things go on like this, the Yaozu may be safely ordered by our Heavenly Court. Kill two birds with one stone."

Taibai Jinxing: "...No, is this okay?"

"No matter how many there are, let's choose a fox demon first. The empress really wants to remind her thousands of times a day." Yuelao stood up and walked to Tushita Palace, "I'll ask Laojun for an elixir."

Taibai Jinxing recalled the appearance of a piece of flesh gouged out when Taishang Laojun handed over the elixir, and immediately said: "Together together."

Let's not talk about why Taishang Laojun gave up an elixir, let's say that Yuelao chose the fox demon.In the story written by Wen Quxing, for some inexplicable reason, he did not write the fox demon as charming and coquettish as possible, but instead wrote that the fox demon was innocent, kind, pure and lovely, which is rare among fox demons. He asked several lands before he found a little fox demon that met the requirements near Huashan Mountain.

"Chen Xiang, what do you think this is?" The girl with clear eyes presented a golden elixir to a young man with clear eyes like offering a treasure.

Chen Xiang was startled: "This is the elixir? Where did you get it, Xiaoyu?"

"An old man with a white beard gave it to me. He said he could give me another one if he asked me to do me a favor. In this way, the two of us can each have one." Xiaoyu said naively.

Chen Xiang was not so optimistic, how could there be any elixir in the sky?Don't come here to play Xiaoyu with bad ideas.So he asked where he saw the old man with the white beard, and after he asked clearly, he planned to find out quietly, but although he was good at spells, he hadn't learned magic for a long time, and he was discovered by the other party as soon as he showed up .That being the case, Chen Xiang stopped hiding and looked at the old man with a white beard warily: "Who are you? What is your purpose for giving Xiaoyu's elixir?"

Yuelao was puzzled: "My child, I am not a bad person."

Just as Chen Xiang wanted to say something, Yue Lao scratched his face and said, "Did I meet you somewhere?"

At this time Xiaoyu came over and called Chen Xiang.

Yuelao immediately yelled: "Are you Liu Chenxiang? I said why do you look so familiar. Wait, weren't you sent to Guanjiangkou by the San Shengmu? Why are you in Huashan now, with this little fox?" A piece?" Rather than saying that Liu Chenxiang was sent back to Guanjiangkou by the Sanshengmu, it would be better to say that Yang Jian couldn't stand it, and wanted to take Liu Chenxiang, a nephew, to teach him.

Chen Xiang blocked Xiaoyu behind, and hummed: "It's none of your business!"

Yuelao's eyes brightened: "You kid can play that scholar."

Chen Xiang: "??"

Yuelao thought again, he could still ask Sanshengmu to play the mother-in-law, but now that Sanshengmu is closed in Huashan, he won't touch his nose.Then Yuelao spent a lot of time to convince Chen Xiang, even Yuelao felt that he really worked hard, next time he had this job, he... thought about the benefits promised by the Queen Mother, and felt that if he didn't come, who would come? .However, Yuelao felt that the queen mother was just trying to make something new, and the other immortal officials only thought that this would be done for a while, and Yuelao actually thought so too.

However, they thought so, and the result was predictable.

And Chen Xiang and Xiao Yu, they still don't know what kind of road to enlightenment and immortality awaits them.

——Rise up, the star of tomorrow!

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Many years after the founding of Tianting Film and Television Company, domineering male protagonists became popular. Ao Chun, the eighth prince of the East China Sea, was fortunate to become the male protagonist in "The Domineering Male Dragon Loves Me". The popular actor Fox Zu Xiaoyu played the heroine. Said: "I want to tell the Three Realms that the East China Sea has been contracted by me!"

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Protest!screenwriter sb

Agarwood: +1

Queen Mother: Reward flat peach*2

Dragon Queen of the East China Sea: Reward the Pearl*2

The Four Princesses of the East China Sea: Tips to avoid water beads*2

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Death

Agarwood: +1