A look at the city of people [comprehensive]
Chapter 64 Heavenly Articles
That's great, Gu Yuelao didn't make sarcastic remarks in person, but:
"Think about it, Zhenjun. Heaven forbids immortal love, and my mother told you to go down to the realm to capture Sanshengmu and come back to be punished. The punishment method I learned from His Majesty is to imprison Sanshengmu in Huashan and let her grow up. She faced the wall and thought about it for a long time. But will this method really make Sanshengmu reflect? I think not only will it not, but she and Liu Yanchang will be beaten like this when they are in love, which will make her miss her even more Liu Yanchang, and the inhumanity of resenting Tian Tiao, even this will not allow other immortal officials who may have the same thoughts to learn from it."
Gu Yue always talked eloquently, and with his current external status, he is probably the most qualified to judge love and love, and Yang Jian listened very seriously.
"If Sanshengmu is allowed to continue to accompany Liu Yanchang, but prohibits any means of the fairy family that can keep Liu Yanchang alive, then Sanshengmu will be heartbroken, and it will play a good role in punishing her and warning others, and even It will also make those who don't know feel that Heaven has a human touch. I think we will work hard, but we will not be able to make His Majesty and Empress accept this proposal."
Gu Yuelao acted as if he was blessed with a soul, but he was quick thinking like this, not only said one or two, but also said three, four, five, six together:
"Furthermore, if His Majesty and Empress agree, then the marriage between the Third Holy Mother and Liu Yanchang will not be regarded as elopement, and it will not damage the face of the Third Holy Mother and the Heavenly Court."
Having said that, Gu Yue took the time to make a summary, "The more I think about it, the more feasible it becomes."
Yang Jian hesitated: "This—"
Just by looking at his demeanor, you can tell that he couldn't resist and was moved by persuasion, and Gu Yuelao added unhurriedly: "Even if it doesn't succeed, it's just going back to the original place, but we'll work hard and say It may be successful, even if it is not so thorough, it will not be worse than the original situation."
There is nothing wrong with that.
As for if it succeeds, Sanshengmai will suffer heart-pounding pain or something?It can only be said that before making a choice, the Holy Mother must be prepared to be educated in frustration.Besides, compared to being imprisoned in Mount Hua, you may not see the sun for a long time, so what is it that you are just sad?
At least for Yang Jian, this is the reason.
In other words, he was persuaded by the Holy Monarch.
Now it's Gu Yuelao's turn to be a little bit regretful. You must know that he has other coups, such as hinting at the Three Holy Mothers, that the red thread in the Yuelao Temple does not lead her to Liu Yanchang, and Liu Yanchang has other marriages—I don't think so. Whoever is in the prime of love can bear this kind of situation, maybe the two of them will become resentful spouses in a short time.
Alas, what a pity.
However, they finalized the proposal, in fact, there is still room for maneuvering.
As soon as Gu Qing turned his eyebrows, he started talking to Yang Jian.
Next, the heavenly court became lively.
First of all, the court meeting was held again, and the attitudes of the immortal officials were very ambiguous.First of all, they planned to have nothing to do with themselves and hang on high, and secondly because they were not sure what the Jade Emperor and Yue Lao were planning, so they could only laugh when they were asked. If you can't play haha, try to prevaricate as much as possible, or simply kick the Huatou to Gu Yuelao, or else it will be Erlangshen, the judicial god.
They also did not choose to stand in line before the situation became clear, that is, they did not offend the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother who insisted on severely punishing the Three Virgins at the same time.
But when they expressed their position like this, the Queen Mother didn't say what she thought, but the Jade Emperor, who was only an emperor, frowned in his heart.Of course he didn't show it on the bright side, that would be too tendentious, he had to observe secretly, and the ambiguity of the immortal officials became a negative rule for the Jade Emperor to look at heaven.
When the Jade Emperor thought of this, his heart tightened, and he unconsciously glanced at Gu Yuelao.
It's just such small actions, when everyone is secretly paying attention to them, it doesn't seem so small, and their thoughts are almost "coming, coming".
What "coming"?
Nature is the true purpose of the Jade Emperor.
However, the immortal officials did not notice that the cold-faced and cold-eyed Judicial God also froze, but his expression was different from theirs.
Under the circumstance of being baptized by everyone's eyes, Gu Yuelao looked calm, and he even teased the other immortal officials who named him: "Why do you ask me here? Isn't it a good idea to brainstorm?"
Other immortal officials: "Hehe."
They didn't show disdain, but their subtle demeanor can't be deceiving, especially the Jade Emperor is still sitting high behind the case, he can see the changes in their expressions, and he is even more worried, so he goes again He glanced at Gu Yuelao.
Only then did Gu Yuelao Shi Shiran open his mouth and said, "But I do have an idea."
All the immortal officials squinted at it, they had already thought of it, okay?
Gu Yuelao ignored them, and just said the proposal he had discussed with Yang Jian.
The immortal officials looked at each other, not because they thought this proposal was not a very innovative one, but because they thought it was not that simple, and they had to see the essence through the phenomenon.
They were lost in thought, but the queen mother, who was sitting tall, slapped the case: "I suspect that this is actually to make the third holy mother perfect! Don't let her stay with that mortal until the other party dies, just stay for one more day , this palace finds it unbearable. Besides, in the past, if anyone violated the rules of heaven, they were always severely punished, and they could never come to the Third Holy Mother. We have to clean up the mess she committed for her. Where is the majesty?"
Gu Yuelao murmured: "Madam, we are not perfecting the Three Holy Mothers, but punishing the Three Holy Mothers from the heart. Only in this way can the effect be said to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people."
The Queen Mother retorted: "You said you can punish her from the bottom of your heart, so you can do it?"
"Yes, ma'am, have you forgotten? I'm in charge of marriage, and no one in the Three Realms understands the relationship between men and women better than me." Gu Qing said confidently, but just looking at the surface, Yuelao is indeed the most in the Three Realms. The one who knows how to love.
The Queen Mother had no way to refute, so she laughed back angrily: "Ha!"
"Empress, manners!" The Jade Emperor, who was almost shrouded in the arrogance of the Queen Mother from the beginning to the end, suddenly opened his mouth. He was the only one who... boldly warned the Queen Mother, not to mention the Queen Mother, even all the immortal officials were stunned for a moment.
The Jade Emperor was also a little cautious, but he still maintained the majesty of the lord of the heaven on his face, and said in a deep voice: "This proposal is ingenious, and I will discuss it with my empress separately, and retreat from the court!"
After finishing speaking, he stood up from the throne, and without giving the others a chance to react, he walked back in a hurry.
After regaining her senses, the Queen Mother snorted coldly, but she had no choice but to follow, leaving all the immortal officials in the Golden Luan Hall speechless, and at the same time she thought she understood:
Listen to what His Majesty said, "Ingenuity"!If his old man didn't support this proposal, how could he say that?
Taibai Jinxing and Taishang Laojun surrounded Gu Yuelao with a tacit understanding, Taibai Jinxing winked at him: "Old rules, how is it?" The three of them often get together to drink and chat, and then do some funny things when drunk of.
Gu Yue laughed and said, "If it's a pot of elixir, I'm fine."
Taishang Laojun jumped up immediately: "A pot! Why don't you grab it?"
Gu Yuelao asked back: "Then you mean it's enough if it's less than one pot?"
Taishang Laojun: "..."
Taibai Jinxing smiled and said: "That's so embarrassing, I think we can have a plate of elixir as an appetizer."
Taishang Laojun: "...Get out!" Dare they don't make alchemy, don't know the difficulties of alchemy, right?What's even worse is that he still treats his elixir as an appetizer, no matter what, it should be the finale!Bah, bah, bah, he was also confused, he wouldn't even take out a single elixir.
"In this case, I have nothing to say to you, but if something happens next that makes you sad, don't come to me with regret." Gu Yuelao pretended to be mysterious to Taishang Laojun Dao, and his words successfully attracted the attention of Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun hurriedly asked: "What do you mean?"
Gu Yue always kept his word, and instead of opening his mouth to speak, he raised his arm and made a cross in front of his chest.
Taishang Laojun: "..."
Taibai Jinxing narrowed his eyes, and hurriedly closed his eyes: "Then what about me?"
Gu Yue glanced at him: "You? What do you want to be coveted?"
Taibaijinxing: "..."
Taishang Laojun was stunned: "Who? Who still covets my elixir?"
Gu Yue always smiled and said nothing.
Taishang Laojun suddenly thought of a person coming, and his eyebrows twitched, wouldn't he?Didn't you hear that he was going to heaven?Besides, the pilgrimage to the Western Paradise has come to an end long ago, and who knows where that guy went to live in seclusion, didn't everyone say that he didn't even go to his own temple?But Taishang Laojun still remembered the past, and remembered his elixir that was eaten as jelly beans.At the moment, I don't care about inquiring about the inside story anymore, no matter how noisy I am, I won't be able to get him here, "I'm going first!"
As he spoke, the wind picked up under his feet, and he headed towards Tushita Palace.
Taibai Jinxing also recalled it now: "No way?"
Gu Qing pretended to be confused: "I don't understand what you are talking about."
Taibai Jinxing rolled his eyes and came over, "You are so unkind, I was on your side just now, you should at least reveal something to let me know." He came over mysteriously as he spoke, "Why did that person come to Heaven? You know who I'm referring to."
Gu Yuelao said a little reservedly: "I can say that he will definitely come, but if he really comes, there will only be one person who made him come."
Taibai Jinxing hurriedly asked, "Who?"
Gu Yuelao put on an inscrutable expression, and threw out a name: "Chang'e."
Taibai Jinxing: "What!!"
His voice attracted the eyes of all the immortal officials who had not yet left the Golden Luan Hall.
Taibai Jinxing has such a thick skin, he said angrily to the immortal officials who came over, "What are you looking at!"
Afterwards, many blank eyes flew over.
Taibai Jinxing: "...I don't have the same knowledge as you."
Taibai Jinxing curled his lips, leaned closer to Gu Yuelao and lowered his voice again: "No, what you said is true or not? Or is what you said and what I said are actually not the same? Otherwise, why are you talking with Chang'e?" There is a relationship." Although Chang'e is beautiful, charming and affectionate, why did she and Sun Dasheng get involved in such a romantic relationship?
Gu Yue said in a delicate tone: "Why are you so surprised? Where did you think?"
Taibai Jinxing felt that he had been insulted a little, and raised his chin and said angrily: "I think you are the one who started to put on a face after you shaved off your beard!"
Gu Yuelao corrected: "It's a pig's nose with green onions - pretending."
"Ah? Oh--" Taibai Jinxing had figured it out, how could he forget the current emissary of the altar and the former marshal of the canopy.Although Marshal Tianpeng was kicked out of the world because he was molesting Chang'e and happened to be discovered, how can I put it, it is well known in heaven that he likes Chang'e.So if Chang'e goes out, the envoy of the altar should be able to be persuaded, and then it is logical for him to talk about fighting and defeating the Buddha. What is he doing in heaven just looking for fighting and defeating the Buddha?
Taibai Jinxing thought so, and asked the same question.
Gu Yuelao pondered for a moment and said, "Come to be a lobbyist, I guess?"
Taibai Jinxing: "..." Guess the elixir! Guess!
Taibai Jinxing obviously doesn't believe it. You have to know the grievances and hatreds between Dou Shengfo and their Heavenly Court, which can be talked about for a long time. Besides, he is now a member of the Buddhist sect, so how can he come to mix with the Heavenly Court? thing?
But the fact is that Gu Yuelao didn't lie, at least that's what he whispered to Yang Jian. After all, to get the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to agree, it still needs some external pressure, and what they can find can indeed bring For those under great pressure, the best choice is the former Monkey King, who is now fighting against the Buddha.Ever since, Yang Jian went to Chang'e, Chang'e went to Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie went to fight Monkey King.
As for whether Monkey King will come?It depends on himself, Gu Qing actually doesn't force it.
Is that right?
Regardless of whether this is the case, anyway, when the Jade Emperor temporarily appeases the Queen Mother, and then summons Gu Yuelao to continue discussing state affairs, there are heavenly soldiers from the Nantianmen to report: "Fighting Buddha is here!"
Jade Emperor: "!"
Back then, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven made disturbances in the Heavenly Palace, no matter what the inside story was behind it, but it was true that the Jade Emperor was disgraced and even terrified at that time. Until now, Monkey King is still a hot potato in his eyes.Even when Sun Wukong came to Heaven, the Jade Emperor would mutter a thing or two, let alone at this juncture?
After swiping back the Heavenly Soldiers, the Jade Emperor said to Gu Yuelao with a sinking face, "What do you think he is here for?"
Gu Yuelao thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because of the flat peaches planted by my mother, the ones that ripen every 3000 years are about to ripen."
The Jade Emperor: "...What time is it!"
Gu Yue said innocently: "This is better than him having other ulterior motives, Your Majesty?"
Jade Emperor: "..."
What the hell is it!
What's even more pitiful is that the Jade Emperor can't avoid Sun Wukong, and he even has to entertain him. Who makes him a Buddhist now.As for what Sun Wukong was going to do when he came to heaven, the Jade Emperor decided to come to cover the water with soil, and if it didn't work, he could still call the Tathagata Buddha.
Not long after, Dou Zhanfo was brought in.
The moment he saw him, not only the Jade Emperor, but also Gu Qing, who was standing at the bottom, all became subtle.This is not to say that Sun Wukong came here wearing cassocks, the Great Sage is still wearing a shining golden armor, but that he has pinned a beautiful red flower behind his ear, matching his splendid golden hair, really... unsightly.
Gu Qing couldn't help sighing: "This is really a monkey than a flower."
Jade Emperor: "..."
Fighting against Buddha: "..."
Seeing Sun Wukong's slumped appearance, the unhappy Jade Emperor felt a lot more refreshed. He cleared his throat: "Xing Zhe's new image really makes my eyes shine."
Monkey King: "... Is there a flat peach to eat?"
The Jade Emperor: "...Yes."
He subconsciously glanced at Gu Yuelao, who showed a fake smile that was both real and fake.
The Jade Emperor twitched his mouth and asked Gong'e to prepare the flat peaches. Of course, it would not be the flat peaches that ripen in 3000 years. He himself hadn't tasted it yet.
Sun Wukong also saw Gu Yuelao, he was confused for a moment, then blinked his eyes, and then suddenly realized: "So it's Yuelao, I didn't recognize you like this."
Gu Yuelao smiled slowly: "Others were taken aback, and the Great Sage is the most calm. But it's true, I am not as good as the Great Sage wearing flowers to commit murder."
Monkey King: "...the little monkey in the Water Curtain Cave made it up."
Gu Yue said leisurely, "So that's how it is."
Then, no more.
But Sun Wukong was made to pick off the red flower, no, no if he didn't pick it off, he simply ignored it, and then the Jade Emperor said: "What is the reason why the traveler came to the heaven?"
Sun Wukong shrugged and said, "Come and eat peaches."
The Jade Emperor: "..." Why do you add a "bar"?
The Jade Emperor came back depressed again, but he couldn't just say "Are you here to stir up trouble", so he cheered up and pretended to be a snake.
Fortunately, after a while, Gong'e brought up a plate of flat peaches, and placed the flat peaches next to Monkey King. He subconsciously picked one up, and without being too polite, he put it in his mouth and took a bite.Even if it is not the batch of flat peaches that ripen in 3000 years, the ordinary flat peaches look delicious and mouth-watering. The peaches on the other side of the curtain hole are still not comparable to flat peaches.
Then when he raised his head, he met two pairs of eyes.The Jade Emperor and Yuelao were staring at him together, it can be said that they were staring at him eating peaches intently.
Sun Wukong: "..."
With a crisp "click", he subconsciously took another bite, but he didn't know why, this time he didn't chew, and just swallowed the peach flesh.
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Monkey King: Secret Technique の Whole Swallowing Peach (You Go)
Jade Emperor: Hmph, monkeys steal peaches.
Gu Yuelao: Your Majesty, show your manners.
Jade Emperor:? ?
Sun Wukong:? ?
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"Think about it, Zhenjun. Heaven forbids immortal love, and my mother told you to go down to the realm to capture Sanshengmu and come back to be punished. The punishment method I learned from His Majesty is to imprison Sanshengmu in Huashan and let her grow up. She faced the wall and thought about it for a long time. But will this method really make Sanshengmu reflect? I think not only will it not, but she and Liu Yanchang will be beaten like this when they are in love, which will make her miss her even more Liu Yanchang, and the inhumanity of resenting Tian Tiao, even this will not allow other immortal officials who may have the same thoughts to learn from it."
Gu Yue always talked eloquently, and with his current external status, he is probably the most qualified to judge love and love, and Yang Jian listened very seriously.
"If Sanshengmu is allowed to continue to accompany Liu Yanchang, but prohibits any means of the fairy family that can keep Liu Yanchang alive, then Sanshengmu will be heartbroken, and it will play a good role in punishing her and warning others, and even It will also make those who don't know feel that Heaven has a human touch. I think we will work hard, but we will not be able to make His Majesty and Empress accept this proposal."
Gu Yuelao acted as if he was blessed with a soul, but he was quick thinking like this, not only said one or two, but also said three, four, five, six together:
"Furthermore, if His Majesty and Empress agree, then the marriage between the Third Holy Mother and Liu Yanchang will not be regarded as elopement, and it will not damage the face of the Third Holy Mother and the Heavenly Court."
Having said that, Gu Yue took the time to make a summary, "The more I think about it, the more feasible it becomes."
Yang Jian hesitated: "This—"
Just by looking at his demeanor, you can tell that he couldn't resist and was moved by persuasion, and Gu Yuelao added unhurriedly: "Even if it doesn't succeed, it's just going back to the original place, but we'll work hard and say It may be successful, even if it is not so thorough, it will not be worse than the original situation."
There is nothing wrong with that.
As for if it succeeds, Sanshengmai will suffer heart-pounding pain or something?It can only be said that before making a choice, the Holy Mother must be prepared to be educated in frustration.Besides, compared to being imprisoned in Mount Hua, you may not see the sun for a long time, so what is it that you are just sad?
At least for Yang Jian, this is the reason.
In other words, he was persuaded by the Holy Monarch.
Now it's Gu Yuelao's turn to be a little bit regretful. You must know that he has other coups, such as hinting at the Three Holy Mothers, that the red thread in the Yuelao Temple does not lead her to Liu Yanchang, and Liu Yanchang has other marriages—I don't think so. Whoever is in the prime of love can bear this kind of situation, maybe the two of them will become resentful spouses in a short time.
Alas, what a pity.
However, they finalized the proposal, in fact, there is still room for maneuvering.
As soon as Gu Qing turned his eyebrows, he started talking to Yang Jian.
Next, the heavenly court became lively.
First of all, the court meeting was held again, and the attitudes of the immortal officials were very ambiguous.First of all, they planned to have nothing to do with themselves and hang on high, and secondly because they were not sure what the Jade Emperor and Yue Lao were planning, so they could only laugh when they were asked. If you can't play haha, try to prevaricate as much as possible, or simply kick the Huatou to Gu Yuelao, or else it will be Erlangshen, the judicial god.
They also did not choose to stand in line before the situation became clear, that is, they did not offend the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother who insisted on severely punishing the Three Virgins at the same time.
But when they expressed their position like this, the Queen Mother didn't say what she thought, but the Jade Emperor, who was only an emperor, frowned in his heart.Of course he didn't show it on the bright side, that would be too tendentious, he had to observe secretly, and the ambiguity of the immortal officials became a negative rule for the Jade Emperor to look at heaven.
When the Jade Emperor thought of this, his heart tightened, and he unconsciously glanced at Gu Yuelao.
It's just such small actions, when everyone is secretly paying attention to them, it doesn't seem so small, and their thoughts are almost "coming, coming".
What "coming"?
Nature is the true purpose of the Jade Emperor.
However, the immortal officials did not notice that the cold-faced and cold-eyed Judicial God also froze, but his expression was different from theirs.
Under the circumstance of being baptized by everyone's eyes, Gu Yuelao looked calm, and he even teased the other immortal officials who named him: "Why do you ask me here? Isn't it a good idea to brainstorm?"
Other immortal officials: "Hehe."
They didn't show disdain, but their subtle demeanor can't be deceiving, especially the Jade Emperor is still sitting high behind the case, he can see the changes in their expressions, and he is even more worried, so he goes again He glanced at Gu Yuelao.
Only then did Gu Yuelao Shi Shiran open his mouth and said, "But I do have an idea."
All the immortal officials squinted at it, they had already thought of it, okay?
Gu Yuelao ignored them, and just said the proposal he had discussed with Yang Jian.
The immortal officials looked at each other, not because they thought this proposal was not a very innovative one, but because they thought it was not that simple, and they had to see the essence through the phenomenon.
They were lost in thought, but the queen mother, who was sitting tall, slapped the case: "I suspect that this is actually to make the third holy mother perfect! Don't let her stay with that mortal until the other party dies, just stay for one more day , this palace finds it unbearable. Besides, in the past, if anyone violated the rules of heaven, they were always severely punished, and they could never come to the Third Holy Mother. We have to clean up the mess she committed for her. Where is the majesty?"
Gu Yuelao murmured: "Madam, we are not perfecting the Three Holy Mothers, but punishing the Three Holy Mothers from the heart. Only in this way can the effect be said to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people."
The Queen Mother retorted: "You said you can punish her from the bottom of your heart, so you can do it?"
"Yes, ma'am, have you forgotten? I'm in charge of marriage, and no one in the Three Realms understands the relationship between men and women better than me." Gu Qing said confidently, but just looking at the surface, Yuelao is indeed the most in the Three Realms. The one who knows how to love.
The Queen Mother had no way to refute, so she laughed back angrily: "Ha!"
"Empress, manners!" The Jade Emperor, who was almost shrouded in the arrogance of the Queen Mother from the beginning to the end, suddenly opened his mouth. He was the only one who... boldly warned the Queen Mother, not to mention the Queen Mother, even all the immortal officials were stunned for a moment.
The Jade Emperor was also a little cautious, but he still maintained the majesty of the lord of the heaven on his face, and said in a deep voice: "This proposal is ingenious, and I will discuss it with my empress separately, and retreat from the court!"
After finishing speaking, he stood up from the throne, and without giving the others a chance to react, he walked back in a hurry.
After regaining her senses, the Queen Mother snorted coldly, but she had no choice but to follow, leaving all the immortal officials in the Golden Luan Hall speechless, and at the same time she thought she understood:
Listen to what His Majesty said, "Ingenuity"!If his old man didn't support this proposal, how could he say that?
Taibai Jinxing and Taishang Laojun surrounded Gu Yuelao with a tacit understanding, Taibai Jinxing winked at him: "Old rules, how is it?" The three of them often get together to drink and chat, and then do some funny things when drunk of.
Gu Yue laughed and said, "If it's a pot of elixir, I'm fine."
Taishang Laojun jumped up immediately: "A pot! Why don't you grab it?"
Gu Yuelao asked back: "Then you mean it's enough if it's less than one pot?"
Taishang Laojun: "..."
Taibai Jinxing smiled and said: "That's so embarrassing, I think we can have a plate of elixir as an appetizer."
Taishang Laojun: "...Get out!" Dare they don't make alchemy, don't know the difficulties of alchemy, right?What's even worse is that he still treats his elixir as an appetizer, no matter what, it should be the finale!Bah, bah, bah, he was also confused, he wouldn't even take out a single elixir.
"In this case, I have nothing to say to you, but if something happens next that makes you sad, don't come to me with regret." Gu Yuelao pretended to be mysterious to Taishang Laojun Dao, and his words successfully attracted the attention of Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun hurriedly asked: "What do you mean?"
Gu Yue always kept his word, and instead of opening his mouth to speak, he raised his arm and made a cross in front of his chest.
Taishang Laojun: "..."
Taibai Jinxing narrowed his eyes, and hurriedly closed his eyes: "Then what about me?"
Gu Yue glanced at him: "You? What do you want to be coveted?"
Taibaijinxing: "..."
Taishang Laojun was stunned: "Who? Who still covets my elixir?"
Gu Yue always smiled and said nothing.
Taishang Laojun suddenly thought of a person coming, and his eyebrows twitched, wouldn't he?Didn't you hear that he was going to heaven?Besides, the pilgrimage to the Western Paradise has come to an end long ago, and who knows where that guy went to live in seclusion, didn't everyone say that he didn't even go to his own temple?But Taishang Laojun still remembered the past, and remembered his elixir that was eaten as jelly beans.At the moment, I don't care about inquiring about the inside story anymore, no matter how noisy I am, I won't be able to get him here, "I'm going first!"
As he spoke, the wind picked up under his feet, and he headed towards Tushita Palace.
Taibai Jinxing also recalled it now: "No way?"
Gu Qing pretended to be confused: "I don't understand what you are talking about."
Taibai Jinxing rolled his eyes and came over, "You are so unkind, I was on your side just now, you should at least reveal something to let me know." He came over mysteriously as he spoke, "Why did that person come to Heaven? You know who I'm referring to."
Gu Yuelao said a little reservedly: "I can say that he will definitely come, but if he really comes, there will only be one person who made him come."
Taibai Jinxing hurriedly asked, "Who?"
Gu Yuelao put on an inscrutable expression, and threw out a name: "Chang'e."
Taibai Jinxing: "What!!"
His voice attracted the eyes of all the immortal officials who had not yet left the Golden Luan Hall.
Taibai Jinxing has such a thick skin, he said angrily to the immortal officials who came over, "What are you looking at!"
Afterwards, many blank eyes flew over.
Taibai Jinxing: "...I don't have the same knowledge as you."
Taibai Jinxing curled his lips, leaned closer to Gu Yuelao and lowered his voice again: "No, what you said is true or not? Or is what you said and what I said are actually not the same? Otherwise, why are you talking with Chang'e?" There is a relationship." Although Chang'e is beautiful, charming and affectionate, why did she and Sun Dasheng get involved in such a romantic relationship?
Gu Yue said in a delicate tone: "Why are you so surprised? Where did you think?"
Taibai Jinxing felt that he had been insulted a little, and raised his chin and said angrily: "I think you are the one who started to put on a face after you shaved off your beard!"
Gu Yuelao corrected: "It's a pig's nose with green onions - pretending."
"Ah? Oh--" Taibai Jinxing had figured it out, how could he forget the current emissary of the altar and the former marshal of the canopy.Although Marshal Tianpeng was kicked out of the world because he was molesting Chang'e and happened to be discovered, how can I put it, it is well known in heaven that he likes Chang'e.So if Chang'e goes out, the envoy of the altar should be able to be persuaded, and then it is logical for him to talk about fighting and defeating the Buddha. What is he doing in heaven just looking for fighting and defeating the Buddha?
Taibai Jinxing thought so, and asked the same question.
Gu Yuelao pondered for a moment and said, "Come to be a lobbyist, I guess?"
Taibai Jinxing: "..." Guess the elixir! Guess!
Taibai Jinxing obviously doesn't believe it. You have to know the grievances and hatreds between Dou Shengfo and their Heavenly Court, which can be talked about for a long time. Besides, he is now a member of the Buddhist sect, so how can he come to mix with the Heavenly Court? thing?
But the fact is that Gu Yuelao didn't lie, at least that's what he whispered to Yang Jian. After all, to get the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to agree, it still needs some external pressure, and what they can find can indeed bring For those under great pressure, the best choice is the former Monkey King, who is now fighting against the Buddha.Ever since, Yang Jian went to Chang'e, Chang'e went to Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie went to fight Monkey King.
As for whether Monkey King will come?It depends on himself, Gu Qing actually doesn't force it.
Is that right?
Regardless of whether this is the case, anyway, when the Jade Emperor temporarily appeases the Queen Mother, and then summons Gu Yuelao to continue discussing state affairs, there are heavenly soldiers from the Nantianmen to report: "Fighting Buddha is here!"
Jade Emperor: "!"
Back then, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven made disturbances in the Heavenly Palace, no matter what the inside story was behind it, but it was true that the Jade Emperor was disgraced and even terrified at that time. Until now, Monkey King is still a hot potato in his eyes.Even when Sun Wukong came to Heaven, the Jade Emperor would mutter a thing or two, let alone at this juncture?
After swiping back the Heavenly Soldiers, the Jade Emperor said to Gu Yuelao with a sinking face, "What do you think he is here for?"
Gu Yuelao thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because of the flat peaches planted by my mother, the ones that ripen every 3000 years are about to ripen."
The Jade Emperor: "...What time is it!"
Gu Yue said innocently: "This is better than him having other ulterior motives, Your Majesty?"
Jade Emperor: "..."
What the hell is it!
What's even more pitiful is that the Jade Emperor can't avoid Sun Wukong, and he even has to entertain him. Who makes him a Buddhist now.As for what Sun Wukong was going to do when he came to heaven, the Jade Emperor decided to come to cover the water with soil, and if it didn't work, he could still call the Tathagata Buddha.
Not long after, Dou Zhanfo was brought in.
The moment he saw him, not only the Jade Emperor, but also Gu Qing, who was standing at the bottom, all became subtle.This is not to say that Sun Wukong came here wearing cassocks, the Great Sage is still wearing a shining golden armor, but that he has pinned a beautiful red flower behind his ear, matching his splendid golden hair, really... unsightly.
Gu Qing couldn't help sighing: "This is really a monkey than a flower."
Jade Emperor: "..."
Fighting against Buddha: "..."
Seeing Sun Wukong's slumped appearance, the unhappy Jade Emperor felt a lot more refreshed. He cleared his throat: "Xing Zhe's new image really makes my eyes shine."
Monkey King: "... Is there a flat peach to eat?"
The Jade Emperor: "...Yes."
He subconsciously glanced at Gu Yuelao, who showed a fake smile that was both real and fake.
The Jade Emperor twitched his mouth and asked Gong'e to prepare the flat peaches. Of course, it would not be the flat peaches that ripen in 3000 years. He himself hadn't tasted it yet.
Sun Wukong also saw Gu Yuelao, he was confused for a moment, then blinked his eyes, and then suddenly realized: "So it's Yuelao, I didn't recognize you like this."
Gu Yuelao smiled slowly: "Others were taken aback, and the Great Sage is the most calm. But it's true, I am not as good as the Great Sage wearing flowers to commit murder."
Monkey King: "...the little monkey in the Water Curtain Cave made it up."
Gu Yue said leisurely, "So that's how it is."
Then, no more.
But Sun Wukong was made to pick off the red flower, no, no if he didn't pick it off, he simply ignored it, and then the Jade Emperor said: "What is the reason why the traveler came to the heaven?"
Sun Wukong shrugged and said, "Come and eat peaches."
The Jade Emperor: "..." Why do you add a "bar"?
The Jade Emperor came back depressed again, but he couldn't just say "Are you here to stir up trouble", so he cheered up and pretended to be a snake.
Fortunately, after a while, Gong'e brought up a plate of flat peaches, and placed the flat peaches next to Monkey King. He subconsciously picked one up, and without being too polite, he put it in his mouth and took a bite.Even if it is not the batch of flat peaches that ripen in 3000 years, the ordinary flat peaches look delicious and mouth-watering. The peaches on the other side of the curtain hole are still not comparable to flat peaches.
Then when he raised his head, he met two pairs of eyes.The Jade Emperor and Yuelao were staring at him together, it can be said that they were staring at him eating peaches intently.
Sun Wukong: "..."
With a crisp "click", he subconsciously took another bite, but he didn't know why, this time he didn't chew, and just swallowed the peach flesh.
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Monkey King: Secret Technique の Whole Swallowing Peach (You Go)
Jade Emperor: Hmph, monkeys steal peaches.
Gu Yuelao: Your Majesty, show your manners.
Jade Emperor:? ?
Sun Wukong:? ?
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Documentation:
1. "Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]"
Cannon fodder turned into a winner in life, Feiqingge series =3=
2. "I See How Charming Aoyama [Comprehensive]"
Qing Ge series of texts: Qing Ge's Blind Date =3=
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