A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

Fortunately, Gu Guozhu didn’t just throw it away when he used it up. After he realized Sun Wukong’s speechlessness, he said in a low voice: “I think the person who came this time is the Pipa Cave Master from Poisonous Enemy Mountain.” He was still talking. Pointing to the northwest in a trace, "The widow was still thinking about her plot in the Poisonous Enemy Mountain, but she was just immersed in the wind and snow, and she was so shameless, but she couldn't wait for the sun to shine."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Gu Guozhu "comforted" and said: "Looking at the bright side, this time is a test for younger brother Tang Yu in terms of beauty, I sincerely hope that younger brother Tang Yu won't commit a crime of lust."

Monkey King didn't want to hear what he had to say: "Your officials told you to get up and drive back to the palace."

Gu Guozhu followed the example of kindness, turned around and was about to leave, but just before leaving, he said one more sentence: "I hope Sun Shengseng knows that I sincerely hope that Tang Yudi will turn evil into good fortune."

Sun Wukong waved his hand impatiently, not at all... sympathetic.

After Gu Guozhu drove back to the city, Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back any longer, and walked up to Monkey King, smiling obscenely: "Brother Monkey, you and the country's master bid farewell, this is it!"

Sun Wukong took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and knocked on Zhu Bajie's bag: "Didn't I tell you to take good care of Master?"

Zhu Bajie seemed to wake up suddenly, and shouted: "Master!" He finally remembered that Tang Seng was captured by the monster.

(Tang Seng: "...")

Then Zhu Bajie came to his senses: "Brother Monkey, when did you tell me?"

Sun Wukong gave him another knock, saying that he didn't have time to be as knowledgeable as Zhu Bajie, a pig brain, and now it's more important to save their master who was caught playing Fengyueer.And the reminder given by Gu Guozhu is correct, the one who captured Tang Monk was the Pipa Cave Master of Dudi Mountain, that is, the scorpion spirit who was once so tough that he stung the Tathagata Buddha.After stinging the Tathagata Buddha back then, she escaped from the West Paradise, and then she settled in the Poisonous Enemy Mountain for some reason. It seems that she has never appeared in Xiliang Kingdom, but that is just a seeming, the scorpion spirit is actually not right All the big and small things that happened in Xiliang Kingdom are clear, but there are also some big things that are known in detail.

Like this time Tang Seng and his disciples had just arrived in Xiliang State, Xie Zijing knew about it, and she even observed it secretly, but later Xiliang Jing wanted to come to Xiliang State to conduct further secret observations, and Xiliang State began. "Chicken fly and dog jump", that is, the rooster lays eggs and the hen crows.

Considering the natural hostile relationship between scorpions and roosters, the scorpion spirit is still a bit timid towards roosters even if she takes human form. Therefore, when more hens in Xiliang country transform into roosters and crow, the scorpion spirit will I don't really want to come to Xiliang, but it still doesn't stop Xie Zijing from coveting Tang Seng.No, Tang Seng was kidnapped at the gate of the city, and he was going to "eat" him.

But I don’t know whether it’s good or not, the master of Pipa Cave is not as hungry as she appears, after all, she made an appointment with Tang Seng in public, but after she brought Tang Seng to Pipa Cave, she didn’t immediately What to do to Tang Seng.In fact, she didn't appear in front of the frightened Tang Seng immediately, but sat in front of the dressing table arranging her temples, with yellow appliqués, and dressed herself up carefully. After almost half an hour, she took the dress The pendulum came to Tang Seng.

The human figure of Xie Zijing is indeed a beauty, with a high cloud bun and two crows on the temples, a plump face lined with peach blossoms, and a graceful figure, which is really to be praised, even when she came in full, she brought a scent of fragrance, no matter how you look at it It made ordinary men unable to refuse. Seeing Tang Seng who was usually afraid to look directly at the female monster who wanted to "eat" him, or hated in his heart, he stared abnormally at the scorpion spirit this time.

Scorpion carefully bloomed, and quickly stood in front of Tang Seng, put down the hem of her skirt, and smiled charmingly: "Brother Tang Yu, are you satisfied with what you see?"

Tang Seng was silent for a moment, avoiding his eyes and reciting the Buddha's voice: "Is it a female benefactor?"

Scorpion spirit: "...?"

Scorpion Jing didn't understand very well. She looked down at her exquisite curves, then at the most popular dress she got from Xiliang Kingdom, and then recalled the beautiful scenery shown in the mirror. What did she think? She is a beautiful woman with a beautiful face, why is Tang Seng asking like this?Could it be that women in Datang don't look like this?Don't be kidding me, okay?

Unable to figure it out, Xie Zijing no longer thought about it, but moved up to Tang Seng with a lock of hair, and exhaled like blue at Tang Seng: "Brother Tang Yu, isn't she beautiful?"

Tang Seng turned his head to avoid looking at the scorpion spirit.

How to say this?

The lord of the Xiliang Kingdom is not beautiful enough, is she also graceful and luxurious?Besides, he seems to be superior to this scorpion spirit in terms of appearance and demeanor, but what happened?She is not a pure girl.This undoubtedly greatly affected Tang Seng's judgment, and also left him with an indescribable impact, so that when he saw the beautiful scorpion spirit, he was not sure whether the other party was a real daughter or a fake man.

And because of the crowing of the hen, Scorpion Jing, who didn't go to Xiliang to observe secretly, didn't know about this. Fortunately, she didn't get too entangled. It was shy to be Tang Seng, so she continued to tease Tang Seng with full power.

It's a pity that she was just about to get started, when someone outside Pipa Cave came clamoring.

It turned out that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie found this place, and they came to defend their master's chastity.

Xie Zijing snorted, and stroked Tang Seng's face twice with his upper hand: "Tang Yudi sit down here, I'm going to meet your two disciples right now."

Tang Seng tried to struggle, his face flushed red.

Xiezi laughed delicately, and said affectionately: "Don't worry, brother Tang Yu, he won't do anything to your two apprentices. At most, he will teach them a lesson for you." It was as if she had become a teacher's wife, but her tone was not small, but Thinking about her background, there is nothing wrong with her daring to say such a thing, so when the scorpion spirit came outside the Pipa Cave and saw Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, not only did she not show any fear, but she smiled at the corner of her mouth: "If you two are obedient Call me 'teacher', and I'll let you go, how about you?"

Zhu Bajie couldn't help choking: "There are a lot of people who want to be our teacher's wife along the way, who are you?"

Instead of being angry, the scorpion smiled: "You should say who they are in front of me."

Zhu Bajie was shocked by her brazen attitude, and took a hard look at her, but unfortunately he didn't have piercing eyes, let alone other magic weapons to see through the body of the scorpion essence, so he could only retreat back to his brother monkey: "Brother monkey, look She seems to be very capable, what is it? No, no, Brother Monkey, you have to tell me if she is a mother or not first?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Scorpion spirit: "...?"

Xie Zijing still had some patience with Tang Seng, but she had no patience with Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and because she couldn't understand the charades between them, she felt that such words were an insult to her. Zhu Bajie snorted: "Are you here to catch your breath? Why don't you keep your dog eyes wide open, and let your aunt see clearly whether she is a man or a woman!"

Pig Bajie: "..."

Zhu Bajie thought to himself that he had really been blinded once before, but he can't be blamed for it. After thinking about it, Zhu Bajie could only look at Monkey King resentfully. Let my master go!"

Zhu Bajie couldn't help curling his lips.

It's just that soon he was thinking about what was there and what was missing. After all, the scorpion spirit really has two brushes and a three-pronged steel fork that can hold Ruyi's golden cudgel, and can conjure up multiple hands. Come on, I fought with Monkey King and Zhu Bajie for a while, and after a few hours passed, the scorpion spirit showed signs of decline, but just when Monkey King was going to kill her with all his might, I don't know what weapon she suddenly used. A stab on the upper part made Sun Wukong, who has the indestructible body of King Kong, feel pain, and the scorpion spirit fled back to the Pipa cave when he hugged his head in pain.

Zhu Bajie didn't know, so he said, "What's wrong with you, Brother Monkey?"

Sun Wukong held his head and said bitterly: "This goblin used some kind of weapon to pierce my head, which caused me a terrible headache."

Zhu Bajie was taken aback: "Then she is amazing."

Sun Wukong was suffering from a headache, so he only hummed a few words.

Zhu Bajie hurriedly stepped forward to please him and said, "Let me take a look and see what she used to prick you." But he looked around, but he didn't see any wound on Monkey King's head, "This is so strange! Could it be Her own magical powers? Brother Hou, can you see what she is?"

Not ever.

Zhu Bajie, who doesn't know how to look at people, said frankly: "You can tell whether the king is a man or a woman, which made me think Brother Monkey, your piercing eyes are a level higher, so it's not like that?"

Monkey King said in pain and anger, "Shut up!"

The scorpion spirit fled back into the cave, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie didn't know what the source of her weapon was, it was so powerful, so the two of them came to Poison Enemy Mountain this time, they can only say that they came back with a feather.When they saw Sha Wujing waiting at the foot of Poisonous Enemy Mountain, the three of them together couldn't come up with a good plan, so suddenly Sha Wujing said: "Big Brother, why did you come all the way to Poisonous Enemy Mountain?"

Sun Wukong only had a headache for a while, it didn't hurt or numb, but it was still a little itchy, after hearing what Sha Wujing said, he didn't think about it, and said, "Your Majesty will guide me."

Zhu Bajie was very surprised: "Didn't Your Majesty think that our master is omnipotent in heaven and earth? He also said that our master was captured by monsters on his own initiative."

Sun Wukong: "...do you think he really thinks that?"

Zhu Bajie choked up: "That's not it, then how did he know that the monster is from Poison Enemy Mountain? Could it be that the monster went to Xiliang country to cause trouble in the past?"

This makes sense.

Sun Wukong didn't know why Gu Guozhu was so sure, but now he also acquiesced to Zhu Bajie's speculation, and wondered if Gu Guozhu knew more, so he let Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing stand by, and he would go back as soon as he went.

The Great Sage came to the palace in a short time. At this time, Gu Guozhu was sitting on the couch, flipping through a book, and saw the Monkey King who suddenly appeared, his eyes widened, and the book in his hand fell out of fear. , the lord of the country, he still caressed his heart and said: "The holy monk scared me."

Sun Wukong: "..." It's too fake.

Gu Guozhu cleared his throat: "The holy monk went to meet the Pipa Cave Master? Didn't he succeed in rescuing Tang Yudi?"

Sun Wukong looked over in an instant, Gu Guozhu smiled: "I don't know the origin of Pipa Cave Master, but as the king of Xiliang Kingdom, I have to protect the country. If you don't even know what powerful enemies are around you, then you are not qualified. Saying this kind of thing. And if the holy monk really rescued Tang Yudi and just continued westward, why would he come to the widow again? The holy monk said that the widow is justified?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head embarrassingly, and ignored the previous topic, and only talked about the scorpion spirit: "That monster has a killer trick, which made my old grandson suffer."

Gu Guozhu picked up the book and said unhurriedly: "You can rest assured, the holy monk. I don't think that the holy monk is omnipotent and invincible."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong's hands were a little itchy, but he wanted to beat Gu Guozhu like Zhu Bajie, but Zhu Bajie was a rough-skinned and thick-skinned guy. Sun Wukong was afraid that he would kill Gu Guozhu if he treated Gu Guozhu like this, so he continued to "swallow his breath": "You Since you said that monster is a strong enemy of your Xiliang country, why didn't you think about dealing with her? I mean, do you have any way to deal with her?"

Gu Guozhu didn't know what kind of expression to show, he was silent for a moment before he opened his mouth: "Should I be happy? The holy monk actually thinks highly of the widow. It's just that the widow thinks that the holy monk thinks highly of the widow, even though the widow was able to win without bloodshed before." True Immortal Ruyi does not mean that I can treat Cave Master Pipa like this. Holy monk, you have to understand that True Immortal Ruyi is willing to put down the butcher knife because he is greedy for money and I am satisfied with him, but what about Cave Master Pipa? She just wants to get along with Tang Yudi right now. Could it be that the holy monk wants someone to persuade Tang Yudi to agree to this matter, so as to satisfy her and let her know her way? How is this possible? The holy monk said that the pipa cave master has made you suffer If she wants Tang Yudi to be happy with her, even if Tang Yudi doesn't want to, it should be easy, right? If you think about it this way, shouldn't the holy monk stop it? Or is it that the two of them are done?"

Sun Wukong: "...I haven't seen Master."

Gu Guozhu: "Oh."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Monkey King was silent for a while and opened his mouth with difficulty: "Can that be done by force?"

Gu Guozhu said in a delicate tone: "Why not? I know that there is a medicine that makes a man burn with lust after taking it. No matter how chaste and strong a man is, he will turn into a lustful man, and if he doesn't have sex, he will explode and die. This kind of medicine is not rare, and ordinary doctors may be able to prepare it."

Aphrodisiac is the most unsolvable kind of medicine.

Sun Wukong: "!!"

"Besides, even if there is no such medicine, isn't Cave Master Pipa able to do whatever he wants to Tang Yudi with his powerful magic power?" Gu Guozhu said as a matter of course, but in the end he frowned: "Why do you have to discuss this with the holy monk?" Such an insulting topic? Fortunately, the holy monk is still a monk." The disgust was palpable.

Sun Wukong: "..."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Gu Guozhu: The widow is out of the mud without being stained.

Sun Wukong: My old grandson must say something about MMP!

Scorpion Jing: I am beautiful and gentle, so I am determined not to force myself into the bow==

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The female goblins in Journey to the West are so obstinate, and so are the male goblins, why don’t they catch them and eat them ←_←

Tomorrow's word count should be more than today's, come on =3=

Finally, there is a poem @ Cang Nong:

Sending his wife Bodhisattva Sun Wukong,

Do enough foreplay and prestige.

The ruler of the country intends to marry the holy monk,

Speechless to test Buddhism.