A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

But it was said that Jiang Ziya mistook Gu Qing for Taoist Hongjun, and it was only after Taishang Laojun made it clear how much misunderstanding and embarrassment he had caused.

The atmosphere at that time can be said to be extremely embarrassing.

Even the leader of Tongtian, who was crying blood and hugged his brother reluctantly because he was fighting against the way of heaven in the illusion, but ended up watching Yuanshi Tianzun cry blood and die, was silent, and looked sideways with Yuanshi Tianzun.

Gu Qing, who was being watched, smiled like a flower, and said slowly: "If there is anything that can make you feel better, then I have never personally admitted that I am Hongjun."

Jiang Ziya couldn't help murmuring: "But you said that you have seen a teacher who is still a group of pure spirits—"

Yuanshi Tianzun: "...?"

Gu Qing tilted his head, and said purely: "This is true."

Jiang Ziya didn't say anything, just knelt down towards Yuanshi Tianzun, what a mistake to say.

However, Yuanshi Tianzun didn't have the energy to teach disciples at this time, and they naturally cared more about who Gu Qing belonged to.

Gu Qing let them scrutinize him, and said with a calm expression: "You can continue to speculate on my identity, but I think the most important thing right now is how to end the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods." He also took a meaningful look at Yuanshi Tianzun, Yuanshi Tianzun's heart trembled, and at the same time, he also had an extremely wonderful feeling. He didn't know how to describe this feeling, but he just thought that they really had some unknown opportunity before they took shape?Obviously, they had been on Kunlun Mountain before they took shape, and they had never seen anyone else.

It's just that, as Gu Qing said, the most important thing right now is the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods.

Of course, after such an experience, Yuanshi Tianzun didn't say anything, but his mentality has changed, and he will not treat the leader of Tongtian and his interception as he had previously planned.I believe that the Taishang Laojun and Tongtian Cult Master are also the same, and when they were thinking about how to overcome the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods more tactfully, Gu Qing came to Zixiao Palace.

It's not that Gu Qing wanted to come here on his own initiative, but the Taoist ancestor here "invited" him to come here.

Before Gu Qing's Nirvana, Hongjun hadn't cut off his true self to become a saint, and it's not like the current Hongjun who not only became a saint, but also used his body to mend the way of heaven. .

Daozu said without sadness or joy: "You are not from this world."

Gu Qing nodded, turned his eyebrows and said: "I did come from his other world. In that world, my identity is Yuanfeng, one of the three chaotic beasts. The reason why I came to this world is because—— —”

He habitually sold off, and waited for Daozu to look sideways, and then said slowly: "——Heavenly Dao thinks I am too powerful, so I have to erase it."

Daozu: "..."

"I'm just kidding, who can be greater than the Dao of Heaven." Gu Qing seemed to be boasting, "Actually, the more reason is that Dao of Heaven sent me to other worlds to meet other Dao of Heaven, if other Dao of Heaven is better than him Not good, then he will be happy, otherwise, let me do it, um," he continued after deliberating his vocabulary, "Adding trouble? I guess."

(God: "...")

Daozu: "..."

In this way, Zixiao Palace staged a short silent drama. Fortunately, the communication between Gu Qing and Daozu was quite harmonious, at least they could go back and forth.And I don't know if it's because of the evolution so far, Tiandao's actions are no longer so simple and rude, or whether Tiandao here has inexplicable fear after knowing the tragic experience of other Tiandao...Anyway, Tiandao here is against Gu Qing The result of the Conferred God Great Tribulation with one eye open and one eye closed still met expectations.

And Gu Qing left this world very smoothly, and no one came to keep him.

Another Conferred God Tribulation ended in such an unexpected way, but it still left some unspeakable sequelae.

The first is the human world.

After the ghosts and ghosts withdrew from the battlefield in the human world, didn’t Ji Chang and his second son Ji Fa continue to oppose business? There are many talents on his side, but even though Emperor Xin is unreliable in the Shang Dynasty, the literature is well-known Zhong, Wu You Huang Feihu.And Ji Chang had fought against the soldiers led by Huang Feihu before. At that time, because they knew a lot about the inside story, they fought as if they were being forced to eat shit by Jiang Ziya (Jiang Ziya: "..."), but now Jiang Ziya Withdrew, there was no such external reason, after Ji Chang confronted Huang Feihu again, the two sides became even more embarrassed. After all, they fought hard, then weakened, and exhausted, and they hadn't really fought before, but it was more like a show, so that they waited until When it was time for them to really confront each other, I felt powerless when I thought of the previous confrontation.

So it's time to think about how to treat each other with the right attitude.

Then there is the side of "Spirits and Monsters".

Kong Xuan, No. 1 among the quasi-sages, was not very angry. He had come to show off his skills, but he didn't even have a fight, so he turned off the fire for no reason.He snorted coldly, turned around and was about to go back to his cave, but he didn't expect to meet Yuanshi Tianzun on the way.

Kong Xuan has never had a good impression of Yuanshi Tianzun. Everyone in the three realms knows that Yuanshi Tianzun is the orthodox of Pangu, and he looks down on other heels, especially "the one who wears scales and armor, and the one born from wet eggs." Neither Di Jun nor Tai Yi, who were born in Jinwu, had much favor with him, let alone Kong Xuan, who was the posthumous son of Yuanfeng, but even Phoenix was no longer a peacock.

Kong Xuan also has his own arrogance, even if Yuanshi Tianzun is a saint, he can't expect Kong Xuan to be more polite to him.

But this time Kong Xuan couldn't help shivering when he met Shang Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes.

What is that look?

Why did he still see a little kindness?

Kong Xuan was so disgusted that he left without a word.

Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."

In fact, this can't be blamed on Yuanshi Tianzun. He was mainly influenced by Yuanfeng, and he had an empathy effect on Kong Xuan, who was born by Yuanfeng's painstaking efforts. Tianzun's mount is like a Taishang Laojun with four different faces.

Si Buxiang is the son of Shi Qilin. At that time, Shi Qilin wanted to preserve Si Buxiang's vitality after the Dragon Han Dynasty, so he ordered Si Buxiang to be the mount of Yuanshi Tianzun in order to obtain Yuanshi Tianzun's protection.

But Si Buxiang didn't know about this at all, so you can imagine how Si Buxiang felt when he was being paid attention to by Taishang Laojun.

Ugh.

What was even more confusing was Taoist Zhunti. He waited and waited for someone from the East to invite him, but he waited and waited for the news that the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods was over.

Zhunti Taoist: "???"

What about the promised Buddha going to the east for Purdue?

About this question?

Perhaps whether or not Buddhism spreads to the east is not the primary issue for a while. The primary issue is how Taoists should face the revenge from Sanqing and Nuwa. You must know that you often walk by the river, so how can you not get your shoes wet.

And when it comes to "always walking by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet", it is more likely that you often walk by the river, how can you not drink water.Isn't there such a group of people, when they came to a clear river, they stopped to drink water on the spot, and the river water was also sweet and clear, so they didn't think too much when they drank, but drank the water, After resting for a while, he continued on the road, until he came to a country called Xiliang country.

It is not uncommon for the group of them to encounter such things on the way westward, and they are also familiar with the matter of meeting the king in exchange for customs clearance documents, so they entered the city gate as before.

The houses are well-organized and the pavements are grand. Generally, there are rice and salt sellers, restaurants and teahouses;It can be said that although this Xiliang country is not more prosperous than the Tang Dynasty, it can also be called a moderately prosperous and well-off society, but they don't have to take it slowly, they almost immediately realized that there was something wrong with this Xiliang country.

It's not that they noticed it all at once, but that all kinds of people on the main street cheered immediately after seeing them and their group. Don't mention how hot his eyes are.

Huh?

It's not that their group has never been surrounded by crowds, after all, the combination of their group is too arbitrary.Take a look, a handsome monk with a hairy face, a fat head and big ears, and an indigo face.Except for that monk, the rest of them are very frightening. They are often regarded as monsters, provoking ordinary mortals to whisper, point and point, and even show disgust and fear.However, in this Xiliang country, those Xiliang people did not show such expressions to them, but regarded them as rare goods to live in. The swallowed kind.

Is this right?

Even the fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie, who was the most lustful, shivered suddenly, and moved behind the shaggy-faced and thunder-mouthed Monkey King, trying to block his bluntness, and still yelled: "Brother Monkey, how do I feel about them?" Want to eat us?" Shouldn't they eat their master?

Thinking about it this way, Zhu Bajie was enlightened, "Why do they see us like those female fairies see Master? We are not as good-looking as Master, don't we usually even wink at us?"

Tang Seng: "..."

Monkey King clicked his tongue: "Go to the side."

The Drifting Monk with an indigo face hit the nail on the head: "Why didn't you see a man?"

What he said reminded everyone that the people on the street were all women, old or young, even the children were dressed as girls, there was no man, even the sellers at the stall were all women.

But it can't be without a man, can it?

As they thought about it, the women who were just watching them were eager to try.

As for what kind of eagerness to try?Of course, it was the eagerness to move towards them and then devour them.

Tang Seng had never seen such a scene before, so he immediately thought of calling Monkey King: "Wukong——"

Sun Wukong scratched his face, looked left and right, and led the white dragon horse to the side alley. Zhu Bajie and Drifting followed quickly.

"Ouch!"

Zhu Bajie yelled and got a sharp eye from his brother Hou.

Zhu Bajie quickly defended: "I really have a stomachache!"

Then a chain reaction was triggered, and the stomachs of Tang Seng and Drifting also started to hurt, even Sun Wukong himself, and the white dragon horse, who was usually not remembered much, also trembled in his calves.As a last resort, Sun Wukong had no choice but to avoid the group of women with problems, and searched left and right to find a house with an old woman sitting at the door, and went in to avoid it and take a break by the way.

The old woman will never have that kind of problem, right?

It's a pity that they were wrong again, the old woman saw them, her eyes widened immediately, she quickly ran into the back room, and shouted: "Come and see, come and see!"

After a while, three half-aged women came out from the back room, giggling and looking at the four of them, master and apprentice.

Sun Wukong was horrified by the look, and his stomach hurt badly. He lost his patience at the moment, so he took out a golden cudgel to scare them.

Then the old woman became trembling: "You guys have been lucky enough to choose to come to our house. If you come to the second house, I'm afraid you won't be able to survive!"

Zhu Bajie gasped for breath, and hummed, "Don't be whole? How else can they eat us?"

The old woman smiled: "I just want to eat you."

But it’s not the kind of food, but, “Go to that second house, no matter the old or young, the big or the big, I definitely want to have sex with you. If you don’t, I will kill your lives and cut off your flesh to make sex with you.” Into a sachet."

Such nasty words were really unbearable, Tang Seng was the thinnest, he turned around and put his palms together: "Amitabha."

Zhu Bajie didn't know what he had thought of, he shuddered again, and tremblingly said: "The 'sachet'?" Isn't it what he thought?

The old woman didn't say anything explicitly, but she just looked at Zhu Bajie's navel three inches below the navel without any hesitation, and the meaning was self-evident, thinking of the old woman, she sighed: "Why don't you say that you have achieved good fortune? Everyone is old enough to let go of all the romantic affairs, so there are no such demands on you, and it will not hurt you."

Zhu Bajie subconsciously pinched his legs. Apparently the "sachet" was exactly what he thought. He cut off a man's lifeblood, dried it, put it in a bag, and hung it on a woman's waist as an ornament.

Tang Seng recited the Buddha again.

Sun Wukong felt unlucky, and was about to ask why the Xiliang Kingdom had such rules, when his stomach suddenly hurt again, and he couldn't help it, so he let out a ouch.

Zhu Bajie then covered his stomach: "We didn't eat anything, why do we have a severe stomachache?"

The old woman's expression became even weirder, "Did you drink the water from the river outside the city?"

Sun Wukong thumped in his heart: "What's the matter?"

The old woman was silent for a while before she said: "That river is called Zimu River, no matter men, women, old or young, anyone who drinks the water from that river will get pregnant."

Zhu Bajie responded subconsciously: "What?"

The old woman clapped her hands, and said with a look of joy for them: "You guys are very happy!"

So shocking!

The five masters and apprentices: "!!!"

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that his stomach didn't hurt anymore, he swallowed his saliva: "Is it fake?"

The old woman didn't speak, but her expression had already revealed everything.

The few people were almost in a mess, and until they decided to meet the king, they were still in a mess, and they refused to believe that they were really pregnant, and persuaded each other that they just had a stomachache, and the old man The woman is afraid that she has lost her mind. The people in Xiliang Kingdom are all insane. Anyway, they just don't believe that they are pregnant just because they drank some water.

If they don't believe it, they don't believe it.

I don't know if their self-comfort has played a role. The stomach that was still hurting badly before going to the palace didn't hurt, which gave them more reason to deceive themselves.

The palace of Xiliang Kingdom is quite magnificent, and along the way, the four masters and apprentices met no matter whether it was the attendants who led them into the palace to meet them, the guards they met on the road, or the officials wearing official hats. One exception is all women.

Zhu Bajie's eyes lingered and his heart was terrified: "Have we reached the country of daughters?"

No one answered, even Tang Seng looked a little vain.

After a long time, they were led before the king.

The king is naturally a woman, but her eyebrows are like emerald feathers, her muscles are like suet, her temples are piled with golden phoenix silk, and her face is lined with peach petals. How many romantic ups and downs.

Zhu Bajie looked straight at him for a while, and was about to take another look, but he never expected to meet the king's peach blossom eyes. Zhu Bajie was so excited that he didn't dare to do it again, and hurriedly lowered his head, but he saw his brother Monkey looking at him out of the corner of his eye. The king was fascinated.

Zhu Bajie: "??" What?Their monkey brother is also moved?It shouldn't be.

Sun Wukong was really not moved, he just saw something wrong with his piercing eyes, that is, the lord of the Xiliang Kingdom, who was wearing a phoenix hairpin and a brocade embroidered skirt, seemed to be a man, not an authentic daughter anyway.But why?

What secrets does this Xiliang country hide?

Didn't everyone else realize that their country leader is not a woman?

this problem?

The others really haven't, and they don't know that their lord has been changed recently.Now the lord of Xiliang Kingdom is not the original real queen, but Gu Qing who has come to another parallel world. This time, he did not become Di Xin like Di Xin before, but temporarily replaced her. Gu Qing didn't know why, but he changed into almost exactly the same as the original queen, but he didn't have the body of a daughter. It's not that he hasn't been a woman before, and of course he hasn't disguised himself as a woman.

In any case, what Tang Seng and his party saw was Gu Guozhu, who didn't ask whether he was male or female.

Gu Guozhu treated Tang Seng and his party very courteously. After exchanging greetings in the hall, he hosted a banquet in the imperial garden to entertain them.

He is so friendly, and has a natural attitude towards them, and Tang Seng is grateful for the wolf-like citizens of Xiliang that he met before, and he has a good impression of her, so he ignores Monkey King's scratching his head , One should agree to come down.

Ever since, the two of them took each other to the Royal Garden.

Hundreds of flowers are in full bloom in the royal garden, but none of them can compare with the various styles of the king.

Gu Guozhu walked in the forefront with Tang Seng, Sun Wukong and the others were pulled behind, Zhu Bajie also had a stomach problem, he quietly grabbed Sun Wukong, and winked at him: "Brother Monkey, what? You also think that this Xiliang country The beauty and fragrance of the Lord’s country make you fascinated?”

Sun Wukong glared at him and scolded, "Idiot!"

Zhu Bajie curled his lips: "Brother Hou, let me tell you that you should give up. In my opinion, it is the one of us that the king has taken a fancy to. Master, he is the most likely to be taken a fancy to."

As soon as he finished speaking sourly, the king in front smiled like a flower and said, "How about I call the holy monk 'Brother Yudi'?" Her voice was clear and cold, like a clear stream hitting various pebbles at the bottom of the stream, In addition, there are occasional fish and shrimps playing on the trickling stream, and the falling flowers are colorful. In short, what you hear is straight to the bottom of your heart, and there is nothing wrong or good about it.

Sun Wukong: "..."

What made the Great Sage speechless was still behind. After the master called Tang Seng "Brother Yudi", Tang Seng felt that this address was not good, and was about to decline, but she took the lead and said with a smile: "What's wrong with brother Yudi?" Blushed?"

Tang Seng blushed even more, and immediately recited a Buddha, "Your Majesty, don't do it."

Gu Guozhu blinked: "What can I do with you?" She was stunned for a moment, and said with a calm expression: "Brother Yu would have misunderstood the meaning of the widow, the widow just admires the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty in the east, and knows that you are the younger brother of Tian Khan. , I wanted to use this to shorten the relationship with Tian Khan, if you think it’s inappropriate, it’s all right, after all, my Xiliang country is far from being comparable to Datang.”

It's just that after she said this, she didn't look sad, which made her more convincing.

Letting Tang Seng evade it is not, and it is not evasive, anyway, there is no more to say, it seems to be equivalent to acquiescing to such a sticky and delicate title.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks, he felt that he had to tell his master the real body of the king as soon as possible, otherwise, if the king was so scheming, his master would be a sheep in the mouth of a tiger.And Sun Wukong, of course he can speak out loudly, but what he has seen and heard since he came to Xiliang Kingdom has brought him a lot of psychological shadow, making him always feel that if he speaks out in front of everyone , Maybe it will cause indelible consequences, so it is better to exchange for customs clearance documents as soon as possible, and leave as soon as possible.

But did the Great Sage forget something important?

Fortunately, soon their stomachs hurt again, reminding them of the terrible truth.

They are indeed pregnant!

Even the imperial doctor of Xiliang Kingdom came to diagnose them, and then announced the fact with a normal face, and even the imperial doctor congratulated the four masters and apprentices, and didn't feel that such a thing was a big deal at all. of.

The four masters and apprentices: "!!!" Where does the joy come from?

Zhu Bajie slumped straight down on the chair, and shouted in despair: "But we are men!" It really hit the key point, although he didn't seem to use the word "male" to describe him, but who cares about that now Much, anyway, that's what it means.

Gu Guozhu was very close to the people and said: "Don't get angry, be careful of getting pregnant."

The four masters and apprentices: "..."

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Gu Guozhu: Oh, who will the heavens spare?

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