Stunning Peerless [Network Distribution]

Lin Qian was a deep-rooted nerd, and basically didn't go out except for exams and meals. Later, his cooking skills of fried rice and noodles improved, and he didn't even want to go out for meals.

I don't know when, he has been completely out of touch with this world. Except for the familiar CV circle, everything else is very strange to him.I don't understand popular elements, I don't know popular stars, and I never follow popular movies and TV animations. Sometimes I open the community group and see the popular words in the chat history before I can understand them. Those who don't know think he is an old man. people.

"Xiaoqian, you have never appeared in the off-line activities organized by the club, have you (=_=)" Because of the off-line incident, several girls in the club have come to persuade them, and then the president Mo Lanshan knocked on the phone in person. He does ideological work.

"Xiaoqian~, we are all old friends for many years, no matter what you look like, whether you are a human or a dog, you are the pride of our club, in fact, you really don't need to feel inferior! ~(￣▽￣～ )~”

"I'm sorry, Mo Lan, I really can't go."

"I've told you so much, why are you so ruthless? Just treat me as a face to the president, okay?"

"I..."

"Xiaoqian, how can there be so many handsome guys in the world, in fact, I also eat lotus roots T_T, I am not the tall and powerful president in your hearts, I am just a stinky diao who can't fix computers_(: з"∠)_"

Not many people in the club thought you were tall and mighty. Lin Qian put his fingers on the keyboard awkwardly. He couldn't think of what to say and finally sent a caressing emoji. The more Mo Lanshan said, the more sad he became, "Hey, I I’ve been single for almost 30 years, and I haven’t even held a girl’s little hand, don’t you think I’m alive and well, and I often organize parties to give you cuties a chance to tease me T_T”

"Mo Lan, I just remembered that I still have something to do, so let's go down first."

Lin Qian planned to end this endless lobbying, and the fact of his decision would not be changed easily.Mo Lanshan is a good-tempered president who has always contributed to the club without complaint or regret. Lin Qian respects him very much and doesn't want to make the situation too ugly.

"Xiao Qian~~~~~~Don't go~~~~~~[Erkang hand]"

Lin Qian closed the chat window with some guilt, but he breathed a sigh of relief.

He opened the curtains a little and looked at the world outside the window. The sky was clear, the grass was green, and the weather was sunny outside. It was definitely a good weather for traveling.Lin Qian's fingers touched the cold window glass, and the projection of the glass was clearly reflecting his silhouette. His pupils suddenly shrank, and he closed the curtains again. He turned around and changed his clothes, and took out a new copy from the drawer. masks and gloves.

Today, he really has something to do.

……

Xiao Yao hates going to the supermarket, and even more hates going to the supermarket with Lin Xiang.Lin Xiang is his roommate. He puts on facial masks every day and likes to mess with his hair and nails. He has fair skin and beautiful long legs. He is also a bit gay. He talks about emptiness and loneliness all day long. He wants to grab everything except going to the bathroom. Bring it personally, Xiao Yao was dragged here by him today.

"How long do you have to choose?"

"Wait a little longer~"

"I'll wait for you for another 2 minutes." Xiao Yao looked at the writhing little body in front of him with disgust. Isn't he just buying instant noodles?

"But I just want to eat today. Anyway, I'll buy it all at once when it's all out. How can I not get it? Isn't there still my dear~~" Lin Xiang's small abacus clattered, treacherously Turning around and smiling, his face suddenly changed, he grabbed Xiao Yao's sleeve and hid back: "Dayao, hold me tight, <(ToT)> there is a pervert!!!"

"Aren't you a pervert, hug your sister! Let go!"

"Don't! (>ω<) I'm afraid!"

"What's there to be afraid of? Didn't he just wear a mask? Maybe he caught a cold. Why are you so cowardly?"

"No, look carefully, his face is whiter than toilet paper, (>ω<) really scary!!" Lin Xiang trembled.

Xiao Yao looked in that direction, and there was a thin young man standing beside the shelf of daily necessities in front, wearing a loose black hoodie, wearing a black dust mask, his eyebrows and eyes were completely covered by the hat. in the shadows.He was holding a large pack of 12 rolls of family-sized toilet paper in his hand. He compared the prices next to him, then paused, threw three big packs into the shopping cart without hesitation, and walked away. .

-_-||||||||||||||||Xiao Yao is ashamed, according to this amount, it will be used until next year, right?

"Dayao, did you see that!! Is his face as white as a ghost..."

"I didn't pay attention." He was just looking at the toilet paper.

When the two were checking out, they ran into the toilet paper boy again.He was pushing a shopping cart that was like a hill, and he was stuck in the cashier aisle next door with difficulty, making it difficult for people not to notice.It is really weird to go to the supermarket to replenish the rhythm of a year's goods.

The man in the mask noticed the gaze behind him and glanced at him.

Even though it was blocked by the bangs, it could still be seen that they were a pair of very beautiful eyes. He quickly turned his head away, and the end of his eyes, like flowing clouds and ink, was restrained in an understatement.

For some reason, that fluttering glance made Xiao Yao feel like his heart was scalded severely by something, and goose bumps all over his body for no reason.

He obviously didn't see anything, so why do you think he's so damn seductive?

**

"Xiao Qian~~ You just ignore me, you are irreplaceable in my heart~~~"

In the small room of the pia show, the shiitake mushroom balls hugged the wheat numbly and did not let go. He said it sincerely, but everyone onlookers didn't buy it.

"Tsk tsk, skittish, it's time to fight!"

"Tsk tsk, change your mind when you see a difference, you should fight!"

"Tsk tsk, if you don't obey women's morals, you should be beaten!"

Mushroom Tribute Ball: "(T^T) Hey, you guys are really too much~ You are bullying others!! Hit your chest with small fists!"

When Lin Qian came back after answering the phone, he heard Shiitake mushroom sobbing in falsetto after being scolded miserably.

"If I had known today, why bother?" Lin Qian got on the mic.

The deep and magnetic voice came close to the microphone, as severe as the arbitrator from above, with extreme indignation, and a bit of desolation and regret in the ending tone.It was as if there was no going back between them.It seems that even the memories have been ruined so that they are no longer beautiful.

The whole world went quiet.

And it was dead silent.

After a few seconds.

The screen was boiling.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"Thousands of miles sama!!! Hack this heartless shou, we support you!!!"

"Σ(|||▽|||) silly mother, come on, he can't get out of bed!!!!"

"Stupid mother, he didn't dare to come out!!!!"

……

The shiitake mushroom tribute ball burst into tears: "5555 Xiaoqian Husband~~~~I was wrong (＞＜)~~~~Don't be so angry!"

"Aren't we playing pia right now?" Lin Qian was really insidious sometimes. When he said this, there were even more people who supported him and felt sorry for him.

"Qianli sama, you don't need to hide your heart, we will fix this traitor."

"We'll support you forever!!!"

"Support you!!!"

The speed of swiping the screen was getting more and more frightening. Mushroom Gongwan kept crying like Dou E in a false voice. Lin Qian felt that this was about the same level, and said, "Let's start the pia scene."

But the situation has completely gotten out of control, because the CP fans of the two of "The Boat Song" are very emotional, and now the public screen is full of shiitake mushrooms and tribute balls, which is scum.

The pia they announced today is an ancient social celebration drama called "Old Fragrance", which is played by Qianliwai and Mushroom Gongwan respectively.Thinking back when the teaser poster came out, I don’t know how many CP fans were overjoyed. I couldn’t eat enough of the candy stamped by the official papa, but within a few days, news spread that the shiitake mushroom tribute ball was one step away from the Jinshe’s arch-enemy. Acted in, or the first love of the family.

Who is one step away?The Hate of Seizing His Wife X100! !

The fans who were thousands of miles away instantly became angry. We have so many harems, why do we want such cheap things like mushrooms and meatballs?Didn't the family members collude to play with our big feelings when they dismantled their own TV?Qianli silly mother is so pitiful! ! !

Lin Qian yelled to support the mushroom tribute ball, but the fans still didn't listen. Finally, under the full force of the director Hong Shanan, the pia scene officially started.

"I posted the script in the group, everyone can read it."

"Old Fragrance" is a classic short story of danmei, the author has long since closed the pen, and the authorization was also planned and obtained from the ten thousand-year-old Weibo with great difficulty.The theme of house arrest is rich and oily, and the main attack of the cult is the upright head of X.The author's writing style is coquettish and beautiful, which makes people unforgettable. Because of Xiaoshou's unintentional verbal humiliation when he was a child, Xiao Gong's heart has been clouded since then, and he has always held a grudge in his heart. A love-hate story unfolded out of hatred.

Lin Qian had read the script beforehand, and it was written by a senior girl in the agency. Most of the disharmonious content was deleted and edited, leaving only a major sex scene and a few edge-of-the-line scum.The role of Gong is very similar to the one he played as the main character before, a bit dark-bellied and a bit smart, which is exactly the role he is best at.

This time, the pia scene selected the climax part, and it was about to act in a plot with rich emotions. It was a test of the CV's sense of drama. After Red Coral called the start, Lin Qian began to enter the plot.

"Didn't you love playing games before? I'll play a game with you, and I'll ask you a few questions. If you make a mistake, I'll break one of your fingers?"

Everyone held their breath, his first line successfully brought people into the play, and the atmosphere instantly became tense. The cold and vicious cult leader in the book played by Lin Qian stared at his prey with teasing in his words people's smiles.

"You vicious devil...don't think about it...I won't tell you anything...well..." The man gasped in pain because his fingers were stepped on, he bit his lips to suppress his screams, and he fell to his knees suffered humiliation on the ground.

"You kill me directly, or I will definitely kill you in the future!!"

Shiitake mushroom balls are also considered purple in the circle, with a first-class sense of drama, showing the integrity of the forbearance and unyielding to the fullest. Shiitake mushroom balls are very serious in the PIA scene, which is what Lin Qian likes most about him.

"The first question, tell me, do you still remember me?" The man lifted his chin and forced him to look at him. Lin Qian's voice, which suddenly became urgent and gloomy, was not as comfortable as before, " Don't you remember? Hehe, yes, how do you remember! How can you remember me!" His quick and fine breath sprayed on the wheat, which was so soft that even the eardrums would be crispy.

There has never been a shortage of male god voices in the circle, but the voices thousands of miles away are very special.When he is angry, his deep and hoarse voice reveals deep desires. No matter what lines he reads, he has an irresistible desire to take off his clothes, as if there is a man's hand rubbing his skin deeply Your neckline, slowly exploring the deepest desire in your heart, makes people want to stop.

The most representative work of Thousands of Miles Away is the "Blood Moon". Thousands of Miles Away is accompanied by a bloodthirsty and black-bellied killer Gong. This drama has been regarded as a classic by countless people.

Later, many CVs competed to imitate thousands of miles away.

Some are really similar, but compared to the real one, they still lack a little taste.

Where is the specific lack, no one can accurately describe the feeling...

Xiao Yao unplugged his earphones, picked up the mineral water next to him and drank a big gulp, trying to relieve the heat all over his body, but it was not enough. He lowered his head and unscrewed the top two buttons of his shirt, breathing heavily.damn it!How could he still respond after listening to it so many times! !

God damn thousands of miles away! ! !Is he a monster! !