North and South Road

Chen Sishan has a lot of food, and there are three bottles of beer at home, as well as a lot of white wine, red wine and various foreign wines, but there is nothing to fill his stomach. Shao Yi shouted: "Come to your house, Sihua, treat you!"

It was nearly three o'clock and I hadn't had lunch yet, so I was really hungry, so Chen Sishan clicked on the app to order takeaway.

Shao Yi and Li Mingyan moved the beer to the living room, and Xu Yangyang took the glass.

Chen Sishan went into the bedroom to change out of his outfit and put on comfortable home clothes.

Shao Yi felt that he was drunk before he started drinking, so he took a whole bottle to respect Xu Yangyang: "Come on, Xiao Xiaocao, let's get to know each other formally, I am Shao Yi, Si Hua's good buddy, just do whatever you want, call me Da Shao Just fine."

Xu Yangyang picked up the whole bottle and touched him, "Hello."

Li Mingyan is usually less formal than him, but today he is more serious than him. He just touched him and didn't express his reflections.

Shao Yi was dissatisfied, "Why don't you say something?"

Li Mingyan: "What do you want to say?"

Shao Yi: "Our son-in-law, Si Hua, why don't you say something?"

When Chen Sishan, who had just left, heard the word "son-in-law", a flock of crows flew over his head.

Shao Yi was deeply involved in the drama, and always felt that he was from his mother's family, so he began to question Xu Yangyang: "You are a medical student... How old are you? What major?"

Xu Yangyang: "Fourth year, clinical."

He muttered, "Fourth year, graduating soon, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

Chen Sishan couldn't stand it anymore, "Hey, hey, I've asked so many questions, what are you doing?"

He sat beside Xu Yangyang, not too intimate, for fear of causing discomfort to the straight man Shao Yi.

Shao Yi: "Oh shit, protect yourself tightly."

Chen Sishan: "Too much bullshit, drink."

Just drinking is boring, Shao Yi suggested playing cards again, so Chen Sishan had no choice but to find him a deck of cards.

After ten laps, Shao Yi stared straight at Xu Yangyang, "Damn it! Did I meet the legendary God of Gamblers?"

Li Mingyan took a sip of wine, "Come again!"

As if he had won, Chen Sishan proudly said: "If you lose, you will only be left with your underpants."

Shao Yi: "Fuck!"

He shouldered at Li Mingyan, "Yan'er, it won't work if you go on like this, I'll wink at you later, take it easy."

Li Mingyan lit a cigarette, but Chen Sishan snatched it away, "Smoking is not allowed at home."

Li Mingyan was very wronged: "There was no such rule before."

Chen Sishan said, "Now we have it."

Xu Yangyang looked at the smokers and said: "Smoking is not good for the kidneys. If you want to do it in the future... it's better not to smoke."

It goes without saying that Shao Yi could barely hold the cigarettes with his fingertips, so Chen Sishan snatched them out and threw them away, "Smoking is not allowed in my house, I want to stand on the balcony by myself."

Shao Yi recalled, "Smoking affects the lungs, hey, hey, Xiao Xiaocao, please help me..."

Chen Sishan: "Kidneys and lungs are not far apart. How dare you say it won't affect them?"

Li Mingyan: "..."

Shao Yi: "Do you agree with Xu Xiaocao when he said that the earth is square? I said Sihua, you..." Seeing that Chen Sishan's eyes were about to cramp, he turned a corner abruptly, "...you are not my wife. I smoke or not."

Chen Sishan put on a show: "The smell of smoke is so bad, it's time to close it."

Shao Yi had no choice but to put it away, thinking that other people are strict wives, but when it comes to their Si Hua, they are strict husbands, and he couldn't be more sad. He patrolled the faces of the couple, no matter how they looked, Si Hua was suppressed that.

Xu Yangyang looked at Chen Sishan with a slight smile in his eyes, he looked like Lei Feng who had done a good deed, he stood up and pretended to have a clear conscience.

The wine bottle was tilted to and fro, the delivery guy rang the doorbell, and the nearest Xu Yangyang went to open the door, and the two delivery guys on the doorbell delivered at the same time.

Shao Yi saw that this game was doomed to lose, so he threw the cards to eat.

Li Mingyan placed three mobile phones in front of him, black, white and gold, one with a work account, one with a private account, and one with a girl date. Although the rich gold mobile phone was turned to silent, it kept ringing.

During the meal, he had to use the air conditioner to turn on the external voice with one hand to answer the phone.

"what are you doing?"

The soft female voice has a tone that she thinks is charming.

Li Mingyan raised his eyebrows, "I'm eating."

"Why don't you answer the phone?"

Li Mingyan has a characteristic or fault, even if he doesn't like it, he still maintains a very gentlemanly question and answer demeanor, "Busy, I've been very busy recently."

"Oh, I'm busy too, I have to be on duty during the holidays..."

The other party started talking in a homely way, and when her 3 minutes of self-statement ran out, Li Mingyan said, "Xiangxiang..."

"Fuck your mother Xiangxiang, which little goblin is it! Li Mingyan, you bastard!"

The phone was hung up, Shao Yi covered his stomach and laughed, "Did you play off?"

Li Mingyan smiled and said nothing, Chen Sishan suddenly realized something was wrong, "Did you call the wrong name on purpose?"

Li Mingyan: "Have you seen me miss the name and person before?"

Chen Sishan: "Do you really intend to take it easy?"

Li Mingyan: "Do you need me to recite a section for you? I have improved my English very quickly during this period of time."

Shao Yi yelled to eat melon seeds again, Chen Sishan, a big man, did not prepare these things at home, so he had to go to his "treasure chest" balcony cabinet to find a small bag, Shao Yi opened it and tasted it, "It's hot."

Chen Sishan: "Whether you like to eat or not, there are many things to do."

Xu Yangyang got up to look through it, and handed Shao Yi a bag of unopened watermelon seeds. Chen Sishan said, "Hey? Where did you find it?"

Xu Yangyang: "Your balcony cabinet is stuffed with everything. I sorted it out last time, and suddenly remembered that there is still a bag."

Chen Sishan: "Oh, then have you seen one of my white shirts? The one with the red and black stripes. I just bought it and forgot where I put it."

Xu Yangyang: "It's in the closet."

As Chen Sishan said, he wanted to look for it, "No, it's been a long time since I searched last time..."

Shao Yi asked: "Are you still playing?"

Chen Sishan: "I'll find the shirt first."

He pulled Xu Yangyang up, "Help me find it, I still have a lot of things I can't find..."

The two left in the living room and looked at each other, Shao Yi said, "It's kind of like that."

Li Mingyan asked: "What's going on?"

Shao Yi couldn't describe it, "It's just, it's quite everyday."

Li Mingyan opened a bottle of foreign wine to drink, and the conversation between Chen and Xu came from the bedroom, Shao Yi said with a smile: "I've never seen a gay before, this is the first time I've seen a real-life relationship, it's quite... quite normal. "

Li Mingyan: "Aside from you, who else knows?"

Shao Yi: "It's just you and me, it's gone."

Li Mingyan thought for a while, "Yi Tiantian and Lu Loulou also know about it."

Yoshida knew it was normal, after all, he had known Si Hua for more than ten years, Lu Loulou?

Shao Yi was a little surprised: "How did Lu Loulou know? Are the little girls now so observant?"

Li Mingyan said: "I don't know, it looks like I know."

*****

In the bedroom, Chen Sishan couldn't help kissing her boyfriend, "So it's here, I thought I lost it."

Xu Yangyang took out the marathon gold medal from his trouser pocket and gave it to him, "Don't lose this one."

Chen Sishan immediately locked the gold medal in the drawer, procrastinating and not wanting to go out. How could Xu Yangyang not know what he was thinking, held his cheek and kissed him, and finally pressed his forehead, "Go out."

Shao Yi asked: "Have you found it?"

Chen Sishan nodded.

Then asked: "Lu Loulou also knows you two?"

Chen Sishan nodded, "I know."

Shao Yi asked: "How do you know?"

This question caught Chen Sishan, and he didn't really remember it, anyway, he just knew it.

Shao Yi: "..." It means you didn't ask.

During the gathering for gambling, Chen Sishan asked Shao Yi casually: "Where is your wife? You didn't come to run the marathon today?"

After asking this question, Shao Yi drank a bottle of wine, Chen Sishan was a little scared, and asked Li Mingyan, "Did he break up?"

Li Mingyan: "I don't know, it seems that we are not far from breaking up."

bang——

He placed the wine bottle on the wooden floor with all his strength, "It's okay, it's just...she's pregnant."

Chen Sishan: "!!!"

Li Mingyan: "???"

Xu Yangyang: "..."

Shao Yi continued to magnify his tactics: "It's been two months, she wants to get married, and it's not that I don't want to get married, but it's too early to have a child, and I'm not ready to be a father, but if I get rid of it... I don't want her to suffer this .”

Chen Sishan didn't understand the brain circuit of a straight man, "You don't sound scumbag, but everything is a bit strange."

Suddenly remembered a certain conversation in the corridor, Shao Yi was always influenced by his own strange brain circuit to make a decision.

Chen Sishan patted him, pretending to be sad: "Legally cohabiting and having children, can you guys stop being heterosexual? Of course there are many DINKs in this world, but I know you are not."

He winked at Xu Yangyang, then looked back with a sad expression, "Sometimes I really want to give birth to a baby for Xu Cao in our family, you guys are heterosexual, you just do..."

Shao Yi was amused by him, "Xu Xiaocao, you have to work hard, Si Hua is going to give birth to you."

Xu Yangyang's eyes were full of smiles, and he tossed the cards in his hand, "Wang Zha."

Amid Shao Yi's "caught off guard" cry, Xu Yangyang smiled and said, "I'll work hard tonight."

It was a foregone conclusion, Shao Yi admitted that he was unlucky today, and threw away the cards: "Get married! Have a baby!"

Chen Sishan leaned on the sofa with a smile, "You're drunk."

The crooked wine bottles on the ground showed that they drank a lot. Li Mingyan kept smiling and said nothing. Usually quiet.

Shao Yi shouted: "I! No! Drunk!"

Chen Sishan fell on her boyfriend with a laugh, hugged his waist and did not let go, put her face on his chest, "Yang Yang~"

Xu Yangyang bowed his head and kissed his forehead, and asked, "I'll take you to sleep?"

Chen Sishan rubbed against each other, coquettishly: "Sleep with you."

Xu Cao, who was too drunk, was still strong, hugged the princess, and walked to the bedroom barefoot.

Chen Sishan, who was lying on the bed, put his arms around the man's neck and refused to let him go, "Yang Yang sleep with me~~"

Xu Yangyang laughed, "I'll cover Li Mingyan and Shao Yi with blankets, and then sleep with you."

Chen Sishan: "No!"

Xu Yangyang had no choice but to kneel in front of his bed, "Don't you see that Li Mingyan is not good? If you don't cover the quilt, you will catch a cold."

Chen Sishan still opened his eyes, "Oh."

Xu Yangyang asked, "Oh, what do you mean?"

Chen Sishan's mind was deranged and he didn't have much thinking ability. Just watching him smirk, Xu Yangyang sighed slightly, found two quilts from the closet, turned around and went to the living room to cover the other two drunks.

Li Mingyan was still sitting on the carpet, leaning against the sofa with his legs bent, and at some point lit a cigarette, Shao Yi fell asleep with a pillow in his arms.

He first lifted Shao Yi onto the sofa, and after he settled down, he heard Li Mingyan say, "You didn't drink much."

Xu Yangyang: "I don't like drinking very much."

Li Mingyan stood up by himself and went to the balcony to wait.

Xu Yangyang put the quilt on the sofa and entered the bedroom.