National teacher, your man ran away

This season, the wild perilla by the river hasn't grown yet, it's just sprouted, and it can't be used yet. Therefore, Yao Yixin specially asked people to dig a lot of chives and green garlic from his own vegetable field to make seasoning spices.

In the spring of March, the green garlic has not yet grown garlic shoots. Select the tender garlic leaves and grind them into pieces. Wash the shallots and tie them into green knots. Then wash the old ginger and cut them into shreds. Dried peppers are cut into sections for later use. Wash the spices such as anise and star anise and put them aside.

The peach blossom snails are not as dirty as the snails in summer and autumn. After half a day in clean water, they are almost clean. Use scissors to cut off the tail, heat the oil pan, pour the prepared onion, ginger and garlic into the frying pan, add the snails, and put two spoons of soy sauce , then pour a large bowl of rice wine and simmer for a few minutes on high heat, sprinkle a handful of chopped green garlic before serving, and a spicy snail dish is ready.

The method of fried snails in sauce is similar to that of spicy ones, except that the amount of chili will be less. The sauce is the main flavor, and the snails are stir-fried on high heat. It is really a great enjoyment in spring.

After making two main dishes with snails as ingredients, Yao Yixin took out the prepared salted duck eggs. He only took the salted egg yolks that were yellow and orange, and mixed them with cooked fragrant rice with sesame oil, minced salt and minced garlic. Wrap it with a small spoonful of salted egg yolk, and make two large plates of Chinese-style salted egg yolk rice balls. Unfortunately, there is no seaweed or seaweed for sale here, otherwise it would be more delicious if you add some seaweed.

Worried that eating too much salty and spicy food would be too heavy, Yao Yixin made a very light cabbage egg soup with the cabbage grown in her own vegetable field.

As early as when the snails were stir-fried in the pot, the Master Guoshi, who was sleeping in the cave, couldn't hold back. The taste was really delicious. When I thought of eating snails, it was best to eat them with my fingers. He can still suck the soup left on his fingers, but for some ulterior reasons he is still pretending to be a Maotuanzi cub. If he suddenly transforms into a shape now, I don't know what Yao Yixin will think.

Until Yao Yixin cooked the meal, washed his hands, and carried him to eat, Mr. Guoshi’s heart was still entangled with the little publicity. However, Yao Yixin didn’t really want the little fox to eat the snails with his own hands, not to mention that the little claws could eat the snails. I can't pick it up, it's that fluffy little mouth, if it is really dipped in the spicy and delicious snail sauce, Yao Yixin is really afraid that she won't be able to hold back for a while and rush up to take a sip...cough!

Yao Yixin asked someone to cut a lot of small bamboo sticks, and then used these bamboo sticks to pick out the snail meat one by one, remove the internal organs at the tail, soak the whole snail meat in the soup, and eat it with bamboo sticks. Just pick up the sign, although the steps are cumbersome, but who let yourself be too weak?Speaking of which, when will Mao Mao get married as an adult?Give birth to a few kittens for him earlier, so he won't covet other people's hair balls.

The half-cooled snail meat is spicy and chewy. After eating the snail meat, dip the homemade Chinese salted egg yolk rice ball with a little sauce and stuff it into the fluffy little mouth. You can see a little black fox eating it. Without raising her head, Yao Yixin was extremely satisfied.I don't know where this little thing got such a big stomach. Three plates full of dishes, rice balls, and a big pot of soup were all stuffed into that small stomach.

After eating, the little fox looked at Yao Yixin with piercing eyes. For some reason, Yao Yixin could read the little fox's mind from those dark eyes.

"You're asking me why I don't eat? Cough, I've been trying to lose weight recently, and I don't eat after lunch." Yao Yixin rubbed her nose in embarrassment. Before winter comes, hedgehogs will eat as much as possible to store as much fat as possible. He has been chubby all winter. Although he can change shape now, the genes belonging to this race have not changed, so that after one winter, he will be a lot fatter. Yao Yixin's appearance is not particularly outstanding. If he is fatter When he got up, he had no good looks at all, so losing weight every spring had almost become a compulsory course for him.

Fortunately, he has gotten used to it over the years. After the beginning of spring, he eats more breakfast and nutritious lunch, and eats some snacks that are not easy to gain weight in the afternoon, and he loses weight quickly.

Su Nianbai didn't expect that this was the reason why he didn't eat, and he felt a little unhappy at the moment. In his opinion, Yao Yixin is not fat at all, besides, his body is full of flesh, so it's so comfortable to lie down. What's so good about being skinny and hungry? of?

However, before he could react, a figure suddenly appeared on the inner wall of the cave!

Imagine, in the middle of the night, a black shadow suddenly appeared on the wall, and a normal person would have to pee in fright.

Master Guoshi was also taken aback. With his cultivation base, he didn't sense the existence of this person at all. Now he didn't care about pretending to be a ball of hair in front of someone, and instantly changed into his original shape. Six fluffy big hair The tail firmly protected Yao Yixin behind him.

Yao Yixin...had long since been unable to hold back the fear that came from deep in her blood, and turned into a burr the size of a washbasin on the spot with a bang.

Su Nianbai: "..."

Hehe, this is really good!The person he likes is a hedgehog that shrinks into a ball of hairs when he touches it. Should he be glad that the two of them have never consummated their marriage due to various reasons?Otherwise, he would have been pierced into a bloody hole by the burrs.

Yao Yixin is also full of insiders, he wants to say that he is not cowardly at all, but his family's ancestors are like this, when a hedgehog encounters danger, doesn't he habitually shrink into a ball of burrs?He doesn't want to carry this blame at all!

When the two of them were fully on guard, the black figure slowly crawled out from the stone wall. It turned out to be a child with a long tail like a gecko, who looked like a human but not a human.While crawling, the child stuck out his nose and sniffed around. When he saw the two plates of snail soup left on the stone table, his eyes lit up. It was clean, the long tongue made Yao Yixin's scalp go numb, he was most afraid of animals like geckos.

Su Nianbai breathed a sigh of relief, because he had already guessed what the hell this thing in front of him was.

Mountain spirits, in ancient legends, were born by absorbing the essence of day and night. A mountain can give birth to such things as mountain spirits, which itself shows that this mountain contains countless auras of heaven and earth. Come to think of it, the reason why the demon gods chose to live here was not accidental, otherwise If so, how can there be such a thing as a mountain spirit on an ordinary hill?

It's just that the mountain elf in front of me is still young, and even his transformation form is half-human and half-beast. The world says that the fox demon is cunning by nature, but few people know that the reason why the fox demon is cunning is because of those eyes I can see through the world, and I am used to seeing those ugly and dirty thoughts. Naturally, I can't help but want to play around. Even in modern times, this kind of character would be scolded by people on the Internet, not to mention that fox monsters like it the most. The teasing scholars, but those who vilify the fox demon must have these sour scholars who have suffered a lot at the hands of the fox demon.

cough!Closer to home, Su Nianbai didn't see the slightest bit of bloodthirsty hostility in the eyes of this goblin. Su Nianbai relaxed, turned into a human form, turned around, picked up the ball of burrs on his back and put it aside, and then looked at The mountain spirit: "If you want to eat in the future, go outside and look for someone in black clothes. Don't drill out of the rock wall."

The mountain spirit was originally born from gathering the aura of the mountain range. As long as it is in this mountain, there is no place he cannot go, and there is nothing he does not know. Since Su Nianbai knows that this mountain is owned by the descendants of the Yao family, he naturally wants to replace it. Yao Yixin has a good relationship with this mountain spirit, but it's just for food. It's no problem to find a cook to make daily offerings. The Su family does not lack this money.

What's more, this mountain spirit looks very innocent. If he can be subdued and used by Yao Yixin, even if he is not here in the future, as long as this mountain spirit looks after him, Yao Yixin will be safer.

"I want this!" The mountain spirit could actually speak. Hearing this, he stretched out his paw and pointed to the plate of fried snails in sauce. The plate had been licked until there was not even a chopped green onion left.

"You can talk? Are you a monster in this mountain? A gecko monster?" Yao Yixin got out of the hedgehog shell, re-formed into a human form, shook her disheveled hair, and looked curiously at the strange little guy in front of her. He looks like a child, but he has a tail, stands on all fours, and has some scales on the back of his hands, which really challenges the aesthetics of ordinary people.

"I'm a mountain spirit! Huh? Why do you all look like this? You seem to be different from me, it looks better this way! I want to be like this too!" After that, the little mountain spirit shook his neck and instantly turned into a The doll is about one meter tall, but it seems that it is not used to standing. After standing for a while, it can't help but sit down.

"You can become a human?" Even Su Nianbai was surprised at this moment, he thought that this mountain spirit hadn't become a spirit for a long time, and he must have not cultivated enough, that's why he looks like a half-human, half-animal, but he didn't expect this guy to be quite powerful of.

"I can become anything!" The mountain spirit shook his head triumphantly.

"Then why did you turn into a gecko?" Yao Yixin was really scared just now.

"Huh? Well, when I was born with a gecko, I became its appearance, and then I walked around in the mountains, and sometimes I encountered other things, and I turned into the same appearance and They played together, but it's a pity that there is a barrier outside the mountain, otherwise a group of wild geese invited me to the south to spend the winter last year, I heard it was very fun."

Now Su Nianbai and Yao Yixin were finally dumbfounded.

The one who frightened them for a long time was neither a gecko demon nor a ghost, but a mountain spirit who likes cosplay!Disguised as wild geese, mixed with other birds, and tried to fly to the south for the winter together. Why does it sound so stupid?

Because the mountain spirit has no name, in order to facilitate communication, Master Guoshi was selected by Yao Yixin, who was "named abolished", to give the mountain spirit a name. This mountain was left by the demon god to the descendants of the Yao family. The mountain spirit that came out of the human mountain is naturally surnamed Yao and named wild goose, because this mountain is carefully thinking that after going out, it must go to the south where the wild geese overwinter. It is said that there are very delicious fish and shrimp!

It was at this time that Yao Yixin learned from Su Daguoshi's small science class that creatures like mountain spirits have no gender distinction, neither male nor female, sometimes male and sometimes female, and even the species can change every minute, cough cough !In this case, it seems that there is nothing wrong with Yao Yan, a slightly feminine name.

Don't look at the mountain spirit Yao Yan as if he has never seen anything in the world, he is also a face control, when he turned into a human form, he only picked out the advantages of the National Teacher, so that he looks a bit like a miniature version of the National Normal University people.

Yao Yixin enjoyed watching it, but Master Guo Shi was very dissatisfied with the sudden appearance of a fake account next to him.

It's a pity that the mountain spirit Yao Yan didn't know how to wink, and ran over and took Yao Yixin's hand and greeted him enthusiastically: "I know you, you have the blood of a demon god!"

Nani?

Yao Yixin's entire hedgehog wanted to shrink back into the burr. The blood of the demon god or something could cause a bloody storm in the rivers and lakes every minute. When the time comes, wouldn't his fragile Tang monk meat be just a pill?

However, before he could pinch the goblin's big mouth, the national teacher next to him couldn't help it, and pulled Yao Yixin behind him, looking at Yao Yan with a serious face: " I don't care where you know it, from now on, forget about it, if you don't want to kill him."

"Why did you kill him?" Yao Yan, the mountain spirit, stared at Master Guo Shi with wide eyes, and Yao Yixin couldn't help laughing at the pair of bright and narrow fox eyes that were exactly the same as Master Guo Shi.

The national teacher's face turned black, and he gritted his teeth and looked at this nasty little elf: "Because others will want to devour the blood of the demon god to enhance their cultivation! Also, no! Quite! Change! Become! Me! Like! Look! !"

"Swallow? You mean to eat him? How is that possible? How dare those monsters swallow the blood of the demon god?" Yao Yan opened his eyes and looked at the master of the country strangely. After thinking for a while, he added: "When I find the blood If you look better, you won't become what you look like."

"Pfft!" Yao Yixin couldn't help laughing when she saw that the Master was choking to death.

The master of the country was about to die of anger, but reason told him that there were more important things that he hadn't asked.

"You said those monsters dare not devour the blood of the demon god? Are they afraid or can't? Why?"

"That's right, the bloodline of the demon god is so domineering, not to mention alive, even if it is dead and buried in the ground, it is not something ordinary demons can swallow. I don't know how I know it, but it's all here." Mountain spirit Yao Yan pointed to his head.

Master Guoshi wanted to break this guy's neck right away, Nima put on a face exactly like his own, and made such an idiotic move, who is doing something?

In order to prevent this playful mountain spirit from being shot to death by the furious master of the state teacher, Yao Yixin hastily and earnestly persuaded the mountain spirit: "I think you should change your appearance! You don't know, this one is Our Great Yuan Dynasty Master Guoshi has a lot of enemies outside, if you go out with the same face as him, if you are taken as his son, many people will want to kidnap you!"

Su Nianbai: "..."

Hehe, now the case is solved, so I am such a person in your eyes?He finally understood why this damned little hedgehog didn't want to be with him anymore, because he was afraid of being involved with him and being implicated?Is he so useless?Can't even protect your husband?

The bullet screen in Master Guoshi's mind is about to dominate the screen, but Yao Yan, the mountain spirit, immediately accepted Yao Yixin's opinion happily, but there are currently only two references for him. If he can't become Master Guoshi, then he can only become It's like Yao Yixin.

So, just when Master Guoshi was gnashing his teeth and wanted to find the little hedgehog to "talk about life" alone, a shrunken version of "Yao Yixin" suddenly appeared in front of him, which was really exactly the same!Except... because of this guy's frequent transformations, the vine skirt that hung loosely around his waist finally fell off.

#少年版的的小鸭鸟小Hedgehog#

very good!Now it became Yao Yixin in embarrassment.

"Well, I think you'd better put on your clothes first, it's still a bit cold in the mountains at night." Yao Yixin almost lost sight of it, that's how people are, when they take a bath and change their clothes, it doesn't matter if they shut themselves up in the house and walk the birds, However, it would be embarrassing to walk a bird in front of a large crowd (even if there are only two people in the audience).

Although it's not his real self, but this bastard walks in front of the national teacher with a face exactly like his own. It's really...Looking at the national teacher who has automatically turned around beside him, Yao Yixin suddenly feels that His ex-husband is actually pretty good, at least he knows how to respect other people's privacy.

Master Guoshi... Master Guoshi will indeed respect the privacy and face of the little hedgehog, but the reason why he turned around was mainly because he wanted to cover his blushing face.

Perhaps it was because of the natural good looks of the fox demon clan, Su Nianbai's skin was fair and lustrous since he was a child, with a jade-like quality like that of a fairy.

In fact, although Su Nianbai has never sexualized her husband's body, but, after all, he is only an adult fox, when he dreams back at midnight, he will inevitably have some reverie.Now, the daydream has become a reality, and the terrible thing is that this body was transformed by that damn mountain spirit, what should he do?

Su Nianbai now finally understands why the elders in the clan say that the love of mortals will hinder the cultivation of the nine-tailed fox demon. A fake little hedgehog can provoke him to lose his composure instantly. If the real little hedgehog tempts him like this ... Master Guo Shi felt that his nose was a little itchy, as if something warm was coming out.

"Ah! The blood of the nine-tailed fox is great!" Before he could wipe off the nosebleed that was about to flow, the damned mountain spirit hurried over, trying to stick out its tongue to lick the nosebleed of Master Guoshi.

Su Nianbai was going to die of anger, before the elf stuck out his tongue, the national teacher suddenly picked up a pair of bamboo chopsticks from the stone table, threw it up, and firmly nailed the elf to the stone wall.

Yao Yixin was almost scared to death!

Unexpectedly, before he rushed over to rescue the mountain spirit who might be silenced by the exasperated national teacher, the mountain spirit melted into the stone wall in an instant, leaving only the pair of bamboo chopsticks nailed deeply into the boulder on the stone wall.

"Where's the mountain spirit?"

"Brother Yao, I'm here." I saw a black shadow rushing by, and the mountain spirit came out from the nearby stone wall. It was still the young version of Yao Yixin, a walking bird.

Yao Yixin: "..." With such a cool skill, Yao Yan, the mountain spirit, is actually the protagonist of this book, right?

"You'd better put on your clothes first!" Really not wanting to see "myself" walking a bird again, Yao Yixin hastily picked up a spare outer shirt that she left in the cave, and threw it into Yao Yan's arms.

After a lot of fuss, the naughty mountain spirit was finally settled.

Only now did Yao Yixin feel in the mood to sit down and chat with Yao Yan about "the past of those years when Xiao Shan became a master"——

"Actually, I don't know how I became like this. When I woke up, I knew a lot of things. I knew that there was a very powerful big monster who lived here before. That monster asked me to stay here to protect the descendants of the Yao family. , and asked me to kill ten chickens to worship him every full moon."

"So, those bamboo chickens in the bamboo forest were actually raised by you?" Yao Yixin suddenly felt a little guilty, because they ate a lot of bamboo chickens without the permission of the owner, the mountain spirit.

"It's not the chickens I raised. Those chickens ran around at first, and it was difficult to catch the right size ones. They were too small for big monsters to eat. Later, I drove other wild animals away from the bamboo forest. Those bamboos The chickens may think that they live in the bamboo forest and there are no other wild animals to hunt them, so they all hide in the bamboo forest in the end. I only need ten bamboo chickens a month, and they will never find out if there are ten less. "

That is, there are ten less bamboo chickens in the mountains and plains. Unless the bamboo chickens have also become smart, how would they find it?

"Then, since that big monster asked you to protect our Yao family, why didn't you come to rescue my father and dad when they had an accident?" In fact, this is what Yao Yixin worried about the most. Yao's father is the only person who can make him feel affection and warmth, and he is the closest person in this world.

"Because I can't get out." The mountain spirit pouted in frustration, "That big monster's barrier is very powerful, people outside can't get in, but I can't get out either."

"That is to say, you can protect the Yao family only if they enter this mountain?" Su Nianbai asked.

"That's right!" Yao Yan scratched his chin in annoyance, "That big monster just told me to stay in this mountain and not leave. No monster would dare not listen to what he said."

"Actually, when you were young, you came to the mountains with those two monsters to pick fruits. I have seen you before, but those two big monsters were very vigilant at that time and would not let anything get close to you. I turned into a bamboo chicken to think I was playing with you, but those two big monsters said they would catch me and roast me, I, I was very scared, so I ran away." After all, the mountain spirit is still a little demon in a rigid form, and he is still very timid.

"By the way, I brought you a gift!" Shan Jing's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly ran to the side of the stone wall, slipped in, and came out with a bunch of dark brown trees in his arms. A normal plant.

"Kudzu?"

"This is delicious!" Yao Yan placed the bunch of thick kudzu roots in front of Yao Yixin like offering treasures.

It is delicious.

Yao Yixin licked his lips reminiscently, he hadn't eaten egg custard with minced pork with arrowroot powder for a long time.

Yao Yan, coquettish, hehehe~ He really is a pure and unpretentious coquettish goblin!

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