National teacher, your man ran away

Fortunately, Su Nianbai was only disgusted for a while. After calming down the surprise and disgust in his heart, he looked at Yao Yixin who still had a face of "seeking explanation and popularization", and couldn't help but pursed his lips and smiled: "I really want to thank you this time. I found this...mud that contains the divine power of the ancient great demon."

Speaking of the word "mud", Master Guoshi frowned involuntarily as if he had a cleanliness addiction.

However, it was very strange for Yao Yixin to get the word "thank you" from this person.but--

"The divine power of the ancient great demon? What is that?" As a hedgehog little demon with almost zero combat power and low cultivation, and a little bumpkin hedgehog who has lived in the countryside since he was a child, Yao Yixin didn't understand at all, but, "The ancient great Demon" or something, it sounds very powerful.

"It is said in ancient times that this was the former residence of the first generation of demon gods. I thought it was just a rumor at first, but now it seems that even if it is not the former residence of demon gods, this is probably the place where a certain great demon lived in ancient times." Su Nianbai laughed suddenly. After a while, he thought that he would die this time, and he even wrote the suicide note to his fathers, but he didn't expect to be saved from a desperate situation, and he got a glimmer of life here!

It seems that those sorceresses are not useless, at least, they figured out that Yao Yixin would be his savior, which is right.

"Ruoqing, can you show me where you dug this mud?" Su Nianbai stood up.

Yao Yixin didn't respond.

"Ruoqing? Ruoqing?"

"Huh? Are you calling me?"

"Naturally, I told you to pick up the characters for you. You won't forget all of them, right?" Su Nianbai seemed to have thought of something, and his face turned black.

"Ah? Hahaha! How is that possible! Of course I haven't forgotten it, I was just distracted, it was dark, and I was a little hungry hahaha!" Yao Yixin explained in embarrassment, he has a bad habit, every time he tells a lie, Talk a lot.

Su Nianbai saw his expression, how could he not know?Eighty percent, no, ninety percent of this person forgot the characters he picked up for him, and it seems that he has never used them once. The so-called explanation is to cover up. The acting skills of a liar are too poor. An insult to IQ!

What a waste of such an unusually elegant word Ruoqing!

"Well, Shisan, help me get a torch, let's go and see where I dug the mud first, hahaha, come back and cook quickly, I'm starving to death!" Yao Yixin knew he was wrong, and immediately changed the subject.

"Wait! You and I have been married for two years, do you know what my character is?" The National Teacher didn't know if he had taken some wrong medicine today, or he was overwhelmed by eating too much mud, and he started to worry about these trivial things up.

How did Yao Yixin know what the character of Master Guoshi is?In fact, he went to Mozhu Mountain Villa with the idea of ​​breaking off the engagement from the very beginning, and had no intention of marrying Su Nianbai at all, let alone asking what his characters are, let alone words, with his laziness , He didn't even bother to write down his proper name seriously, one more word, and even self-introduction in the future would have to say "a certain surname is Yao, the name is Yixin, and the word is Ruoqing", almost collapsed just thinking about it.

Su Nianbai looked at him coldly, today he must know what position he has in this little hedgehog's heart!

"Um, this... is Xiaobai?" Yao Yixin asked tentatively.

"Pfft!" Su Lichun, who was on the sidelines, couldn't help laughing.

Master Guoshi walked out of the cave with a dark face, and when he passed by Yao Yixin, he even shook his sleeves, it seemed that he was angry with this hedgehog.

Yao Yixin followed behind with a blushing face. Even though she was married, she didn't know her full name. It really sounded a little too much.

However, what he didn't know was that the ravages of the great hand of fate on Master Guoshi had only just begun...

"This is it! This is where I dug the healing mud!" Yao Yixin stood outside the cave and pointed to the ground. This place is not far from the cave, and next to it is a whole stone wall with some mottled moss on it.

I saw Master Guo Shi standing beside the stone wall, his face somber than the night, suddenly, the always calm Master Guo Shi supported the stone wall, bent down, and vomited violently.

It's a pity that I didn't spit out anything except saliva. I was in a coma for more than ten days in a row, and my stomach was empty.

"My lord! My lord!" The accompanying hidden guard immediately went up to support Su Nianbai.

After a while, Xu Shi really couldn't vomit anything, Su Nianbai straightened up feebly, glared at Yao Yixin bitterly, turned around and went into the cave without paying attention.

Yao Yixin was stared inexplicably, and had no idea what happened.

On the contrary, it was Su Lichun who walked to the stone wall where Master Guocai was standing just now, carefully observed the soil layer that had been excavated from the surface, broke off a branch and slowly poked it a few times, and dug to the bottom At that time, his face suddenly became extremely strange, looking at the branch in his hand, he didn't want to throw it away, he didn't want to throw it away, he thought, he understood the reason why his lord suddenly vomited just now.

"Is there something wrong with this muddy ground?" Yao Yixin looked at the dark muddy ground under the torch, and suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

really--

"Here, it should be the place where the ancient monster who once lived here, ahem, went to the toilet..."

vomit!

Yao Yixin thought that a few people in the hidden guard of the Su family had tasted this mud with their own mouths, and the Master of the State Council had absorbed a dozen lumps of "mud dug out of the toilet cesspit" in one breath, and the whole monster suddenly became ill.

"Well, I suddenly remembered that there is something urgent at home, why don't I leave first?" I really can't imagine the anger index in Master Guoshi's heart at this moment, Yao Yixin hesitated in seconds, and decided to take their boss Bai to make a quick strategic shift.

"Wait!" Su Lichun hurriedly grabbed a certain little landlord who was trying to escape.

"We don't know each other well!" Yao Yixin hurriedly tugged on his sleeves.

"Master Yao, if you leave, we won't be able to break through the barrier outside. What if we are sealed inside? There is no firewood or rice in this winter..." Su Lichun resolutely refused to let go. It's a reason, Yao Yixin ran away, who is responsible for carrying the anger of their adults?At such a time, a dead fellow is not a poor fellow!

"If you don't tell me, I forgot. Well, Thirteen, let's go back quickly and get some food, rice, oil, salt, clothes, bedding and so on. I think Master Guoshi will stay here for a while." Yao Yixin took advantage of this Su Lichun was stupefied, quickly tore off his sleeve, and slipped away overnight with Bai Shisan.

"What about people?"

"My lord, Young Master Yao said he would go home and get you some bedding, rice noodles, etc. He will be back soon." Su Lichun replied cautiously.

The one who answered him was an extremely displeased "hmph" from the Master of the State Teacher.

That night, Master Guo Shi rinsed his mouth with the mountain spring water brought by his subordinates until midnight, almost washing out all his big white teeth, and was so angry that he fell asleep without even eating dinner.

After Yao Yixin and Bai Shisan went down the mountain, they rushed back to Yaojia Village overnight. They looked embarrassed as if they had encountered a bandit. He Dong, who was the gatekeeper, jumped in fright, and hurriedly opened the gate to let them in.

"Young master, Mr. Bai, what are you guys, did you encounter bandits on the road?"

"Don't talk about it, bad luck! Hurry up, let the kitchen make some food and bring it over. Don't worry about it at night, just make two bowls of noodles and two poached eggs." Don't count on Qingcai, Yao Yixin vowed, Next year, he will make vegetables in the greenhouse!

This trip was a toss, if it wasn't for his greedy desire to eat fresh vegetables, he wouldn't have traveled across the mountains to find the toon head, if it wasn't for a bite of the toon head, he wouldn't have encountered the following things, accidentally let Su Daguo, a patient with a cleanliness disorder, ate a lot of mud dug out of the toilet pit. Um, although there is still a difference between absorbing it and eating it by mouth, it is still disgusting to think about it.

After eating a large bowl of hot chicken noodle soup, after thinking about it, I asked Bai Shisan to order the people below to quickly prepare some clean bedding and clothes, as well as rice, oil, salt and various ingredients, and wait until dawn Let's send it over, otherwise he is afraid that the fans of the entire Yuan Dynasty will tear him apart...

Thinking that Master Guoshi might be too disgusted to eat, Yao Yixin guiltyly ordered someone to take out the last small jar of hawthorn sauce left in the cellar, and prepared to send it to Master Guoshi as an appetizer. , Dug up the mud from the latrine dedicated to the ancient monster and threw it on the Master of the State Teacher?

However, having said that, this matter is also weird, Yao Yixin can't figure it out, why the toilet soil of the ancient monster has become a good medicine for curing diseases?

Moreover, since it is an ancient monster, shouldn't it have been ascended for a long time?In other words, the mud there has been there for hundreds of thousands of years, and it must have been digested by nature to be the same as ordinary mud in the mountains, right?I don't know what kind of nose the Master National Teacher has. He can even smell the toilet soil from thousands of years ago!

Quietly slandered, but he was still very happy that Master Guoshi's injury was cured. If you want him to say, as long as you can live well, what is it to touch a toilet soil?There is really no cure for cleanliness patients...

Early the next morning, when I heard that my young master had returned, Uncle Mu Chai specially made the mutton vermicelli soup that Yao Yixin likes to eat, as well as sesame biscuits to eat with the soup. The mutton vermicelli soup was delicious. A spoonful of oil is poured in, and the spicy vermicelli is full of strength. The mutton is cut into mahjong-sized pieces, and it is very enjoyable!

After eating and drinking enough, he ordered someone to take a carriage, and Yao Yixin personally took Bai Shisan to deliver the things. Although the barrier at the foot of the mountain was invisible, it seemed that only the blood of their Yao family could freely enter and leave. Yao Yixin had no choice. I can only make this trip myself.

Fortunately, he made this trip, otherwise, I'm afraid it would be difficult to see the stupid and cute side of Master Guo Shi who shocked the world.

"Where is Master Guoshi?" Yao Yixin asked in surprise when he walked all the way to the cave and saw Su Lichun and others squatting at the entrance of the cave with bitter faces.

"Master Yao, our master... hey! Go in and have a look yourself!" Su Lichun smiled wryly, took a packet of seasoning from Yao Yixin's hand, and motioned him to go in and have a look by himself.

In the dark cave, there was still a bonfire on the ground. On the stone bed that was unpacked yesterday, there was a huge black bearskin mattress, and there was no one on the mattress...

and many more!

what is that?