The villainous hamster who wears books

"How are you?" Someone asked with a "gloating" eyebrow raised.

"I... I'm a little scared..." Su Jing twisted Song Li's sleeves in his hands, twisting the silk so that it was crumpled up, and the gold thread embroidered on the silk was about to be cut off, pleading , "You can do it, I want an antidote... ah... I don't feel well... my stomach hurts..."

"Stomach pain?" Song Li was taken aback.In fact, he was just talking about coaxing Su Jing, how could anyone eat the egg yolk cake that would kill a rat if he ate it?Why does Su Jing have a stomachache?

After thinking about it, it should be that my stomach hurts because I slept on the stone and froze.Song Li pulled Su Jing to sit on the stool, and poured him a cup of hot water: "Drink water."

"If you don't drink it, I won't drink it." Su Jing said angrily, "I'm going to be poisoned to death by you! You don't even care about me at all!"

"Drink a mouthful of hot water, and your stomach won't hurt." Song Li stuffed the quilt into Su Jing's hands, and said like coaxing a child, "If you don't believe me, try it."

"You lied." In order to prove that Song Li was a liar, Su Jing drank the hot water in the cup without blinking.

Song Li finally put the empty cup in Su Jing's hand on the table, and asked softly, "Is it better?"

"Well, how could it be possible to just drink a cup of hot water! I'm going to die!" Su Jing took Song Li's hand and cried, "You won't save me now, I'm dead... If I die, you must Will regret your indifference today!"

"It really doesn't matter." Song Li smiled and patted Su Jing's puffy face and said, "I won't die."

"You...you won't understand at all!" Su Jing's stomach pain stopped, so she jumped up from the chair and stomped her feet on the ground, "I don't have any stomach pain now! Maybe it's all gone!"

Hearing the words "Back to the Light", Song Li shook his head with a smile.

"I'm not joking with you! I, I, I... woo woo..." said?Or not?If he didn't say anything, the excrement shovel insisted that people would be fine if they ate it, and he wouldn't die if he wasn't a mouse.If I said it, wouldn't it be the same as telling Shit Shovel that I was a little monster who would turn into a hamster?Will he be pulled out and beheaded?

Feeling dead left and right?Su Jing gritted her teeth hard on her lower lip, squinted her eyes and carefully considered whether to tell the excrement shoveler that she was a hamster, or to wait for her to die from poison.

Song Li stared at Su Jing's tangled appearance with spring breeze in his eyes, waiting for him to admit his identity.

Su Jing shook her heart, silently wiped the tears that hadn't rolled out of the corners of her eyes with her hands, turned around and ran into the study in the side hall.

I think he has something to say that he is too embarrassed to say, should he write it down on paper for himself to read?Song Li sat down at the table leisurely, and picked up the golden egg yolk pastry that Su Jing gnawed on the plate on the table.

Thinking of being able to tear off all the pretense and be honest, Song Li was in a good mood, and took a bite of the egg yolk pastry that Su Jing had eaten.

The taste is really good, no wonder he likes it so much.

Song Li sat at the table and leisurely ate half of Su Jing's leftover egg yolk cake.

Not long after, Su Jing ran out of the study holding a piece of paper full of words in his hand, and stuffed the paper into Song Li's hand.

Song Li lowered his eyes and was about to open it to read what was written on the paper, but was snatched back by Su Jing.

Su Jing folded the paper in half twice and folded it neatly, solemnly placed it in Song Li's palm, and said: "You can read it when you go back, don't read it now."

"Okay." Song Li took the paper that Su Jing handed to him, carefully placed it in his close-fitting skirt, and asked, "Where are you going?"

"I want to go home for a while, later, I may come back to find you later..." Su Jing thought, if I go back and say goodbye to Guangguang and Huahua, if there is still life later, I will come back and talk to the shit shoveler Say goodbye.

If he died, he had already left him a suicide note anyway, so there was nothing to explain.

It's a pity, I don't know if there are egg yolk crisps underground.

But in the suicide note, the shit shovel has already buried himself in the egg yolk cake.

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After returning to the study, Song Li opened the piece of paper that Su Jing handed to him, only to realize that it was actually a suicide note.

It was written in the suicide note that I ate the poisonous egg yolk cake today, and I guess I will die soon.

When a person is about to die, his words are also kind.Su Jing expressed very generously that all her possessions—snacks piled up in dozens of rooms—are left to Song Li as inheritance.

Because right now, Song Li is the person he is most familiar with in this world.Yes, just a little familiarity, nothing else.

Because he was a little familiar with Song Li, Su Jing entrusted his cheap son Guangguang and Huahua in the bottle on the table to Song Li, asking him to take care of them for him.

Su Jing also had another last wish, that is, after his death, Song Li would fill his coffin with egg yolk cakes and bury himself with egg yolk cakes.

Looking at the suicide note in his hand, Song Li couldn't laugh or cry.

This little guy is so cute and stupid. He really thought he was going to die, but he had already written his suicide note.

But he was also very stubborn, and refused to admit that he was his own little hamster until death.

After he dies, he has to keep all the snacks for himself... Song Li knows how much Su Jing loves to eat, and what all the snacks mean to him, makes his heart warm, sweeter than eating honey.

This little guy went home alone and didn't know what to do?Song Li hurriedly ordered someone to prepare a car and went to the Prime Minister's Mansion in person.

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When Su Jing returned home, he told Guangguang that he was going to die, and the frightened child hugged his thigh and cried loudly.

"Wow... Daddy can't die..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what will I do without my daddy..."

"There's Huahua." Su Jing said, "Huahua can accompany you."

Huahua in the vase: "Eh, blah... I won't live anymore if you die..."

Su Jing had no choice but to coax Guangguang for a long time before finally coaxing Huahua and Guangguang together, and carried the tearful child to the pool to wash his face.

After washing his face, Guang Guang sniffed his nose, and there was a whimper in his throat, but he didn't dare to cry.

Su Jing asked him to go to the house first, and wandered by the pool for a while.

If you die, will you become a ghost?Does she look as scary as that female ghost?Would the shit shoveler still want to give himself something delicious?

If you become a ghost and become ugly, you should stay away from the shit shoveler, Su Jing thought, someone as superficial as he is definitely not willing to give him snacks, maybe he won’t even be willing to help with the things entrusted to him in the suicide note .

As Su Jing was thinking so wildly, the water surface in the pool around him moved slightly, and a face appeared under the water again.The shape gradually became clear, and finally turned into the face of the female ghost last night.

Although the female ghost still had a ferocious face, Su Jing in broad daylight was not very afraid, and approached the pool and asked her, "Why are you here?"

"I came here specifically to thank you." The female ghost's voice was much weaker than before, and she said slowly, "Thank you for helping me, I have already got my revenge. After I made my wish, it was supposed to dissipate immediately. I left it on purpose. I came to thank you in one breath, and soon, I will disappear."

"You don't have to be so polite." Su Jing smiled, "It's just a little effort, I believe someone else will help you."

The female ghost said "Thank you" again, her voice gradually weakened.When it came to the word "you", the voice was as thin as a mosquito.Her face gradually blurred along with the sound, and disappeared into the pool.

Although she was very happy for her, Su Jing suddenly felt a sense of loss in her heart.

Although the bad guys were finally punished, the good guys also paid a heavy price that they shouldn't have to bear.Although the bad guys are dead, the good guys are also dead... In the end, is death really the punishment for the bad guys?Everyone will die.

Su Jing pushed open the door unhappily and entered the room, only to see herself in a vase on the table, with a big colorful butterfly parked on Huahua's body.

Guang Guang sat on a small chair, with his legs under his buttocks, his elbows resting on the table, his chin resting on his two hands, and he looked at the butterfly with great interest.

The beautiful butterfly said happily: "Huahua, you are really still alive. I'm so happy. Some of my friends told me that I saw you here. I still didn't believe it, so I came here to have a look."

"Maomao, have you turned into a butterfly?" Huahua still spoke in a coquettish voice, probably a girl of five or six years old.

"Oh, I don't know how I became so ugly." Mao Mao, who has always been aesthetically eccentric, sighed, looked at his colorful wings, and shook his head, "It's so ugly, but caterpillars are the best looking .”

"Hmm..." Huahua didn't know how to comfort this caterpillar with strange aesthetics.

It turns out that the butterfly is Mao Mao.Su Jing stepped forward and greeted it.

"Wow, it's you, long time no see." Maomao fluttered her colorful wings, blinked at Su Jing, and said, "Although Yu Huan and Hua Hua are a little ugly, but you guys are pretty nice, We will always be friends! Although I used to be beautiful, I can’t be too proud, because a caterpillar can’t guarantee itself to be beautiful forever, alas. They will all grow old and become butterflies.”

The corners of Su Jing's lips twitched, and she smiled awkwardly.This aesthetically wonderful Mao Mao!

"Maomao, after you can fly, do you have any special experiences?" Su Jing asked.

"Cough, when you asked me that, I remembered something." Maomao said proudly, "I found that although I have become ugly now, I am much stronger than before! A few days ago, I met that cat in the palace again. Ugly white cat, it still wants to catch me, I fly and fly, fly to the pool, it jumps over to catch me, 'plop' and falls into the pool hahaha..."

Poor Xiaobai.Su Jing mourned for Xiaobai in her heart for two seconds.

The two of them had a flower and a butterfly, talking and laughing together, and Maomao talked about his wonderful life experience after becoming a butterfly, and it was noon before he knew it.

Maomao bid farewell to everyone, said that he would visit you often in the future, and flew away.

Seeing Guangguang and Huahua's mood is not so bad anymore, Su Jing is going to pack up and go to the palace to find the shit shoveler to say goodbye.

This kind of rat|poison is really strange, Su Jing thought, he has not died after being poisoned for so long.

Just after leaving the door, when passing by the yard, she lowered her head and didn't look at the road, only thinking of saying goodbye to the shit shoveler, so Su Jing bumped into Song Li who came to visit him.

"Where are you going in such a hurry?" Song Li stretched out his hand to support Su Jing and asked.

"I still want to say goodbye to you." Su Jing lowered her head and said sadly, "I don't know how long I can live..."

"My little fool." Song Li hugged Su Jing in his arms, and gently sucked his forehead, "You won't die."

"I...but...I..." Su Jing wanted to say it, but didn't want to say it, for fear that Song Li would treat him as a monster.Although he is now a big villain who stole his text and deceived him, he is still different from a little monster.

Everyone is afraid of monsters, although shit shovelers may not be too afraid, but shit shovelers never seem to like ghosts and monsters.

"You don't need to say it, I know it all." After forcing him to not say it for so long, Song Xin felt pained, and confessed, "I lied to you, there is no medicine on the egg yolk cake."

"You're talking nonsense." Su Jing pursed her lips and whispered, "My stomach hurts after I ate it..."

"That's because you caught a cold while sleeping on the rock." Song Li explained, "The egg yolk cake is really not drugged, I coaxed you."

"Then...then you...then why did you lie to me!" Su Jing pouted her lips even higher, raised her head and stared at Song Li angrily, her cheeks were bulging like pufferfish.

"What do you think?" Song Li patted Su Jing's round cheeks lightly.

"Is it reasonable for you to lie to me?" Su Jing raised her head with her hands on her hips and asked confidently.

"I lied to you?" You are such an upright little villain, you have lied to me for so long, and now you have come to accuse me of Xingshi.Song Li smiled, nodded and said, "I shouldn't have lied to you, it was my fault, I apologize to you."

"Hmph, that's pretty much the same." Su Jing proudly raised her chin, "How are you going to apologize? Isn't there any meaning to make up for it?" After finally getting the handle to shovel shit, how can you not make a little sense of it? Meaning, this is not my style.

"Okay, I'll make it up to you and give you some meaning." Playing hard to get is really effective. Seeing that Furry has already taken the bait by himself, Song Li raised the corner of his lips, looked at Su Jing meaningfully and said, "But since I'm already with you You confessed, before making up for you, shouldn't you also confess to me?"

"Confession?" Su Jing suspected in her heart that the shovel probably knew some terrible secret, but she couldn't be sure, so she pretended to be confused and said, "What should I confess? I didn't trick you into poisoning you. I didn't poison you either."

"Furry, don't play tricks." Song Li patted Su Jing's head.The voice was full of doting on the little hamster.

"Did I cheat?" Su Jing was unconvinced and rolled her eyes.

"Huh?" Song Li frowned on purpose, pretending to be surprised to look at Su Jing and said, "Your name is Furry? I'm talking about Furry playing tricks."

"You, you, you... I..." I was confused just now, only to realize that I had made such a mentally retarded trick. Su Jing was anxious and afraid, and quickly pulled Song Li's sleeve to explain, "I... I Don't know what furry is...I really don't know...I'm not a little monster...well, don't you kill me..."

When did I say I was going to kill you?Furry brain supplement can be said to be very powerful.Song Li pulled Su Jing's hands from his sleeves and held them in his palms, looked into his eyes and said, "It doesn't matter if you are a human, a fairy or a little monster, I like you very much."

"Hmm..." Su Jing was stunned, her big bright eyes blinked, and she looked at Song Li timidly.

"Isn't furry cute?" Song Li stretched out his index finger and gently scratched Su Jing's small and straight nose.

"Hairy has to make up for it!" It needs a lot of egg yolk cakes to make up for it!Su Jing rolled her eyes slyly, threw herself into Song Li's arms, and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Okay, I'll make it up to you." Song Li put his arms around Su Jing's waist with one hand, supported his knees with the other, hugged him horizontally, deliberately pressed Su Jing's ears, and asked softly, "Where is the bedroom?" where?"

Su Jing seemed to understand something, and shouted in Song Li's arms, "I want egg yolk crisps! I want egg yolk crisps!"

Song Li didn't wait for his answer, and kicked open the door of a nearby wing room in the courtyard, and carried him in.

"Ah! Help! I want egg yolks!" shouted a voice from the room.

"There will be egg yolk crisps, and there will be 'compensation'." A voice said quietly.

The pomegranate flowers outside the carved window were in full bloom. They pushed aside the green leaves, poked their heads out to look into the window through the silk gauze, and pushed and pushed each other.

"What do you see?" asked a pomegranate flower.

"Oh, humans used to call |mating|mating as compensation." Another pomegranate flower said.

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[Extra] Those years when I was a civil servant in Tianting

Yu Huan is a flower god, eating and drinking in the office every day, just taking a look at the flowers and plants in the lower realm.Working eight hours a day, the work is easy and there are weekends and holidays, and the salary is also good.

Heaven is not as outdated as humans think. After all, time is nothing to them at all. Feather magic can be obtained from all over the world.

After Yu Huan ate all the ancient snacks, the fairy who often travels on business secretly brought some modern potato chips for him to eat.The modern potato chip Yugen likes to eat cucumber flavor the most.

I heard that humans in the 21st century still like to eat spicy sticks. Yu Huantuo brought a pack for himself, and threw it away after taking a bite.I feel that the taste of human beings is getting more and more strange. Is such a strange taste really edible?

Anyway, after Yu Huan threw the spicy strips on the ground, the roaring dog from Zhenjun Erlang's house in Guanjiangkou didn't even smell it, and ran away.

Such an earthy black dog must have never seen such a trendy snack.

Su Jing is just like this all day long, looking at the flowers and plants, eating snacks, drinking the dew and nectar offered by the flowers, and growing mushrooms in his office.

until one day.

The weather was fine that day, and there were only a few thin clouds floating in the blue sky, like ribbons, scattered by the wind.

Yu Huan leaned on the chaise longue, ate melon seeds, with a cup of honey citron tea in his hand, and looked towards the world.

When he is bored, he reads stories from the world to pass the time.

At this time in the world, Yu Huan happened to see a row of magnificent palaces.The roofs of the palace are very large, one next to the other.

Among those palaces, there is a yard of red plum blossoms that is particularly eye-catching.

Yu Huan looked among the plum blossoms, and found a beautiful princess sleeping on a bench under the plum tree.

The plum blossoms are in early spring, and the weather is still very cold.The princess slept on a cold stone stool without a bedding and was blown by the north wind, so she was very easy to catch cold.

Yu Huan was also so idle in the Heavenly Court that he actually cared about whether a stranger would catch a cold.Thinking of helping her, she gently activated her mana, causing a plum blossom to fall from the tree.

Yu Huan's aim was not bad, this piece of plum blossom landed on the princess' forehead impartially.

The princess was awakened like this, she still looked disappointed when she woke up, then shivered from the cold, and ran back to her palace in a hurry.

Su Jing always thought that she had done a good deed, until one day the old god who was in charge of reincarnation and his little Taoist boy came to him.

The old fairy said that the princess Yu Huan "helped" died of lovesickness.Because she had practiced Taoism and possessed some magic power, the underworld could only be polite to her and ask her the reason for her untimely death.

The princess sued the flower god in the underworld, saying that the flower god had neglected his duty and disturbed her affectionate spring|dream with a falling flower.

This matter can be big or small, but the old god said that Yu Huan had better go down to earth for a walk.Otherwise, the princess would play wild and say that the heavenly court does not enforce the law fairly and favors her own people, and the gods can't be human.

Shenjun has always been partial to Yu Huan, and Yu Huan doesn't think he can't be a human being.In addition, Yu Huan was already idle in the heavenly court, and when he heard that he could go down to earth for a walk, he agreed immediately.

Following the old fairy and his little boy to the Samsara Pond, Yu Huan looked in and was shocked.

I usually look at the lower realm with a wide field of vision, and I don't think there is anything.But when I looked into the pool, it was so dark that I couldn't see the bottom-this is too high!Won't you fall to your death?

"It's so scary." Yu Huan's legs were trembling, he turned around and was about to leave, "Why don't you just forget about it, I'm afraid of heights. I'll die if I fall like this."

"Hey." The old fairy stopped Yu Huan, stroked his beard, and said, "You can treat this as bungee jumping, can't you? I heard that modern humans like bungee jumping very much. It's very exciting. If I don't I want to play with my bones."

"I don't like playing such an exciting game..." Before the word game was finished, Yu Huan was pushed down by Xiaodaotong without even screaming.

"Why are you pushing him?" The old god hit Xiaodaotong hard on the head with the handle of Chenfu.

"Ouch." Xiao Daotong hurriedly hugged his head, and said aggrievedly, "He's too annoying, and he will definitely not be allowed to go down when the god comes. That princess will only cause trouble to the god when she makes a fuss."

"You're still a little clever." The old fairy nodded slowly.

The old and the young were chattering, when suddenly a deep voice sounded behind him: "Where is Yu Huan?"

Both the old god and the little boy were stunned, and quickly turned their heads to salute: "God!"

Under the restless eyes of the old and the young, the man in black called Shenjun walked to the side of the Samsara Pool calmly, frowned and looked at the dark Samsara Pool, and jumped down.

"Shenjun jumped down!" Xiaodaotong jumped up in shock, "What about grandpa!"

"Shenjun... went down..." The old god forced himself to be calm, but his voice was a little trembling, and he faltered, "Shenjun... if you are willing...you must be the emperor, how can the gods be inferior to mortals."

"But I just promised to let Xiaodaotong who swept the floor of Lingxiao Palace be the emperor." Xiaodaotong said, "He is my good friend, I have to keep my word."

"Then do something, let him get the boxed lunch earlier." After working in the Samsara Pool for many years, manipulating people's fate with one hand, this kind of thing the old god said very lightly.

"That makes sense." Xiao Daotong counted the years on his fingers, and nodded, "He has to thank me for being able to come back so soon."

"Tong'er, you arrange a miserable death for him." The old god said, "The god has ordered him to do it poorly if he doesn't sweep the floor seriously."

"Oh." Xiao Daotong mourned for his good friend for two seconds in his heart.I only promised to be the emperor for you once, and I didn't say that you can die in bed.

"Is everything ready, Tonger?" The old fairy flicked her hands, sat down by the Samsara Pool, and said, "Arrange a role for me too, the kind of role where the fairy guides the maze. I want to become more attractive, Go to the lower realms and establish a good image."

"Yeah, okay." Xiao Daotong sat down next to him, wrote the plot arrangement of the lower realm in a notebook, and handed it to the old god for review.

"Yeah, it's very twists and turns, very informative." The old god took the book, stroked his white beard, nodded and said, "Just arrange it like this."

"Hey... grandpa... I didn't pay attention just now... It seems that Yu Huan has been pushed to the modern age." The boy stood up and walked to the edge of the reincarnation pool to look around, then turned around and whispered, "I arranged such a beautiful place for you. A character... you, you don't blame me..."

"It doesn't matter." The old fairy was in a good mood, waved his hands and said, "Modern times are the most fun, just think of a way to time him back to ancient times."

"Oh, then I'll write a novel." Xiaotong blinked and said, "It is said that wearing books is more popular now."

"It's ok." The old god nodded and said, "Don't write the part where Qin Bai turns into a hamster, because it will expose Yu Huan's identity."

"I know." Sitting aside, the little boy said while putting the notebook on his knees to brush and write, "Writing novels is to make up things."

"Boy, you are not bad." The old fairy nodded happily, "I think you will be popular."