The villainous hamster who wears books

Why does the statue of this god look so similar to himself?

Su Jing was taken aback, stared at the statue for a while, then suddenly slapped his head and called himself an idiot.

What's so weird about looking like a good-looking deity?Now that I am the protagonist, isn't it normal to have the same appearance as a god?

Su Jing, who was lazy and didn't want to use his brain, attributed all this to the usual reason: his aura of the protagonist.

Why are you thinking so much?The most important thing is to fill your stomach.

There are so many delicious food in front of the statue.Delicious food is the key point, so what is there to study about idols?

Su Jing looked at the pile of delicious food under the statue's feet, and felt itchy in his heart.Biting her thin lower lip, she turned her head and looked around.

There are several cushions in front of the statue, and several women kneel on the cushions.

A few women clasped their hands devoutly in front of the statue, murmuring words with their eyes closed, as if wishing something; a few women were kneeling in front of the statue and kowtowing; visit.

Apart from Su Jing, there was only one man in the entire temple, an old Taoist priest with a beard who was dozing off on a chair next to the statue, who should be in charge of the temple.

In short, Su Jing came to a conclusion that no one present paid attention to the tributes placed on the altar.

Su Jing tiptoed to the side of the altar, and when everyone was not paying attention, she slipped under the altar lightly.

The bottom of the case is no better than the outside.Don't look at the clean and spotless cleaning of the table and the floor, but I don't know how long it has been since the people in this temple have cleaned the underside of this divine case. It is full of dust, which makes Su Jing want to cough.

Su Jing quickly covered her small mouth with her hand, lest she coughed and all previous efforts would be wasted.

Lifting a corner of the tablecloth secretly, Su Jing quietly stretched out an arm to reach, took two pieces of lotus flower cakes from the plate on the divine table, and stuffed them into his mouth.

Bite down, the layers of crispy petals of the lotus flower make a crisp sound between the teeth, and the layers of petals wrap the waxy and soft sweetness of the central stamen, which permeates between the lips and teeth for a long time together with the lotus fragrance.

too delicious!Su Jing felt that she was so happy, she quickly reached out to grab a few pieces from the divine case.

As soon as the little hand reached the lotus cake, someone grabbed the wrist.Su Jing secretly thought that something was wrong, she felt a tightening of her wrist, and was dragged out from under the table.

"I...I...cough cough..." Being caught stealing food, Su Jing faltered nervously, "I, I, I, I am..." I was hungry and wanted to steal something, anyway, the gods don't eat...

"You, you, you..." Seeing Su Jing's face, the old Taoist let go in shock, pointed at Su Jing and said, "You, you, you are..."

Thinking that the old Taoist priest was going to scold him, Su Jing suddenly had an idea, pointed to a dark corner in the temple and said, "Look, Taoist priest! There is a ghost over there!"

"Where?" The old Taoist quickly turned his head and looked in the direction of Su Jing's finger.There is clearly nothing in the corner.

Su Jing took the opportunity to sneak away, and did not forget to grab two pieces of lotus flower cakes on the divine case before fleeing.Quickly ran out of the temple and hid in the crowd, I don't believe that old Taoist can find me!

The old Taoist was stunned for a moment, and when he turned around, he realized that Su Jing had long since disappeared, but two pieces of lotus cake were missing from the divine case.

Shaking his head helplessly, the old Taoist looked up at the statue in the temple again, rearranged the leftover lotus cakes on his plate from years ago, walked slowly back to the chair and sat down.

Lying on the chair and squinting for a while, the old Taoist felt that the light in front of him went dark.Opening his eyes, he saw a little boy standing in front of him, blocking the sunlight coming in from outside.

The old Taoist sat up, smiled and asked, "My child, what are you going to do in the temple?"

"My master wants to chat with you." The little boy bowed to the old Taoist priest.

"Your master? Where is it?"

"This is it." Xiao Daotong stepped aside, and a young man in casual clothes stood not far behind him.

This man was tall and handsome.Although he was wearing casual clothes, his whole body exuded a distinctive and luxurious air.

Anyone with a bit of life experience can tell that the other party is definitely not an ordinary bureaucrat or wealthy businessman that can appear in a small place like Shouzhou.At least it has to be from the capital.

The old Taoist was surprised for a while, he stood up quickly, approached the man and said: "This gentleman is from the capital, right? But what kind of confusion did you encounter?"

"Exactly." Song Li nodded and said, "I have something I don't understand, so I'm here to ask the Taoist priest for advice."

"There are a lot of people here." The old Taoist said, "Please come to the back hall to explain, Mr. Xiang."

Song Li nodded, followed the old Taoist priest through the path beside the statue, pushed open a small wooden door, and entered the back hall.

The so-called back hall is a small space at the back of the temple separated by the statue, which is actually connected to the front hall, but ordinary tourists cannot go here.

The temple is already very fragrant, but when you enter the back hall, it is even more fragrant with flowers.

In the back hall, a table was also set up in front of the flowers behind the statue. There were no tributes on the table, only some scriptures and a pot of tea.

The old Taoist invited Song Li to sit down, personally brewed a cup of hot tea for him, and handed it in front of him, saying: "Master, if you are confused, it's okay to say, if the poor Taoist can help, I will do my best."

Song Li took a sip of the tea, put down the teacup in his hand, and asked lightly: "Master Dao, I want to ask you a question. Is it possible for an animal to be cultivated into a human form?"

The old Taoist was stunned for a moment, glanced at Song Li, nodded and said: "No matter chickens, ducks, cats and dogs, flowers, plants, insects and fish, as long as they absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and the essence of the sun and the moon. After a long time, they can practice Taoism and transform themselves For people."

"What about the hamster?" Song Li asked.

"Hamster..." The old Taoist pondered for a moment, raised his head to look at the back of the tall statue beside him, and said to Song Li, "I don't know something. The flower god enshrined in my flower temple , the name is Yu Huan, and its prototype is a silver fox hamster...so Pindao would buy some hamster favorite cakes and fruits every day to worship the flower god."

"Silver fox hamster..." Song Li repeated the words of the old Taoist softly, and looked up at the statue beside him.

The old Taoist nodded and said: "Legend, because this flower god is in the form of a hamster, he especially loves pastries and sweets, and loves food as much as his life... Oh yes, there is an interesting legend about this flower god Yu Huan, which is said to be Yu Huan. Due to his congenital deficiencies, Huan will revert back to his original form once he drinks alcohol, turning into a hamster with white hair and blue eyes, as beautiful as a human being..."

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Su Jing walked out of the city while nibbling on the lotus cakes brought in from the temple.

Since the excrement shoveler had to go north and return to the capital, at worst, he would flee to the south of the city, so that he would not meet him.

After escaping from the city, find a place to work to earn money, and then buy yourself delicious food every day.Even if there is no Su Shuang plot like "A Traitor's Promotion", I can still live my life with gusto.

Shouzhou City is not big, and it took Su Jing an hour to walk from the temple to the south gate.

There were quite a lot of people coming and going at the gate of the city, Su Jing just took two steps forward to leave the city, but was stopped immediately.

"Seal the city and seal the city." The gate guard stopped Su Jing and the people behind him from leaving the city, and said arrogantly, "Seal the city for investigation!"

"What are you looking for all of a sudden?" An aunt behind Su Jing said dissatisfiedly, "It's inexplicable!"

The officer guarding the gate stared and said: "What are you shouting about? Duanqing Prince was assassinated in Luzhou, and the prince has ordered that the entire area of ​​Luzhou and Shouzhou should be sealed off to investigate and find the assassin!"

The prince was assassinated?Want to seal the city and investigate the assassins?Su Jing suddenly felt baffled.Wasn't the shit shoveler doing fine just now?Assassinated so soon?Also, he was clearly in Shouzhou City, why was he assassinated in Luzhou?

Sure enough, he is a liar full of nonsense!

"Then those people have passed by just now." Su Jing pouted and pointed at the backs of those people who left the city just now, "Why are you suddenly stopping them from leaving?"

"Didn't the prince's order arrive just now?" The officer guarding the city pointed to a little boy not far away, "Did you see it? That is the person sent by the prince to deliver the order. He just passed the prince's order by himself. So, this Once the order arrives, none of you can leave."

"Didn't you just say that the prince met an assassin in Luzhou?" Su Jing asked.

"It will take at least a day for the news to come from Luzhou." The official who guarded the gate said, "In this day, maybe the assassin also fled to Shouzhou? Right?"

Su Jing pouted.What he said was so reasonable that he was speechless.

The official who guarded the city took out a picture and asked to check it one by one.Since the assassin in the picture is obviously an adult man, all the old and weak women and children were released after checking that there was no disguise.

However, the remaining people were very difficult to deal with. Because the pictures were very abstract, with two eyes and one mouth, everyone looked like an assassin, so none of the officials guarding the city would let them go out.

Su Jing looked at the picture, and felt that in comparison, she looked like that assassin.

It's not worth wasting time here, so I'd better go back to the city and find another way out.

Let's see how long the shit shovel can last.

As a result, just as Su Jing was about to leave, he was stopped by the city guard: "Stop! I think you look like an assassin!"

"Who do you think doesn't look like an assassin?" Su Jing turned her head, pointed at the painting in the officer's hand and asked, "The painting is so low-level, everyone looks like this assassin, okay?"

"Bold and unreasonable! How dare you say there is something wrong with the portrait drawn by the lord!" The official who guarded the city feigned anger, pointed at Su Jing and said, "Guilt of being a thief! There must be something wrong! Arrest him and hand him over to the lord!"