The villainous hamster who wears books

When she woke up, Su Jing found that she had returned to the study of the palace without knowing when!

This time, it was not a small bed that was temporarily used by small pillows, but a small bed that was customized for him, and a soft quilt.The bed is placed in a big cage, and there are various entertainment facilities in it:

Ancient wooden slides, ancient small waterwheels used as Ferris wheels, small swings wrapped around flower vines, and even a seesaw... Su Jing roared in her heart: Fuck you!Who am I playing seesaw with!

After finally escaping, finally being admitted to the first prize, finally passing the palace exam by mistake...how did everything come back to the starting point?The more Su Jing thought about it, the angrier she became, and she was so angry that she walked back and forth in the cage with her ears hanging down.

What the hell is going on?I obviously won the first prize and was awarded the post of editor of the Hanlin Academy. I thought that from now on, I would be able to rise to the top, so why did I drink well with the emperor... and suddenly returned to the palace?

Su Jing thought about it for a long time, and finally estimated the situation in her head, and it was probably like this:

After drinking too much in the palace, he couldn't control himself and turned into a hamster. The emperor was shocked, thinking that he had encountered a monster, and fainted on the spot.

Because the emperor fainted, others didn't know what happened, so they rushed to rescue the emperor, so he sneaked out of the crowd while taking advantage of the chaos.

As a result, as soon as he crawled out of the crowd, he was probably discovered by the excrement shovel, and then picked it up.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that my future is over.

Maybe after the emperor woke up, he would come to the shit-shoveling house and tell him that he was a monster, and then drag himself out and burn him to death.

Su Jing used his rich imagination to imagine what might have happened and what might happen in the future, scaring himself quite a bit.

When Song Li walked into the study, he saw his little hamster sitting in the corner of the cage with its two small front paws drooping, its two backs stretched wide, its head raised and its neck stretched straight, with teary eyes Look at the appearance of being unlovable by nature.

"What's wrong?" Song Li opened the cage and poked its little furry face with his fingers.

"Unhappy." Su Jing pouted, sitting in the cage without moving.

I didn't want to open my mouth, but what I said was human!

Song Li was taken aback.

He never believed in strange things, but right now his hamster is clearly speaking human words!

Su Jing herself was taken aback first, but soon felt indifferent.Anyway, I have changed from a human to a hamster in front of the emperor, afraid that Song Li will find out that he can speak human language?

In line with the mentality of "a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water", Su Jing stood up holding the fence of the cage, looked up at Song Li who was stunned in place, and said, "What? Did you get scared by me, the shit shoveler?"

However, this time, what Song Li heard was the "squeak" rattle.

Yeah, how could a hamster talk?Probably because I was trying to figure out its mood at this time, I misheard its "squeak" cry as "unhappy".

"It's time to have breakfast, so good." Song Li leaned over and gently held the little hamster in his palm, stroked it, and brought it to the temporary dining table in the study.

Su Jing raised her sensitive mouse nose and sniffed carefully.Ah, sure enough, it is still the familiar sweet taste.The food at home that shovels shit is good.

However, Su Jing firmly believes that no matter how good life is in a shit-shoveling family, it is not as important as being a dignified person.

Song Li picked up a few pieces of strawberry shortcake and fed them to Su Jing. Su Jing took them with her little paws and ate them piece by piece.

Strawberry shortcake is strawberry pulp wrapped in a soft meringue.The strawberry pulp is fresh, sweet and tender.The texture of the meringue is very soft and unique, and it melts in the mouth.And once you bite, a lot of fine rice flour will be stained on the rat's whiskers.

However, Su Jing liked this taste very much. After eating one piece, he wanted another piece, which made his belly bulge, and he still wanted to smash his little mouth.

"I can't eat enough." Song Li reached out to remove the plate of strawberry shortcake, and carefully wiped off the finely ground rice flour sticking to the hair of the little hamster with a handkerchief.

Su Jing was too full and wanted to stretch out her paws to rub her stomach, but found that because her paws were too short, she couldn't even rub her stomach herself.

How sad it is to be a hamster when you can't even rub your belly!It's better to be a human being!

Su Jing jumped up from the table and decided to exercise to help digestion.

The man who shoveled shit ate a few pieces of strawberry shortcake, and then went to the desk to read the official documents.Su Jing's round eyeballs rolled, and he crawled to Song Li's desk.

Logically speaking, if such a major event as the emperor was fainted by fright happened yesterday, the official report should be seen here.

Su Jing sneaked closer to Song Li's hand to read the official documents with him, but all he saw were "trivial" things, anyway, there was nothing about the emperor fainting when he saw a monster.

Alas?Could it be that I was lucky enough not to be discovered by the emperor?

Su Jing shook her little ears, opened her eyes and continued to look.

I went through more than a dozen official documents with the shoveler, but I still didn't see the point.

Su Jing was struggling with doubts, so he heard his servants report that the emperor asked Song Li to enter the palace.

Isn't it a good time to go to the palace to find out about the current situation?Su Jing hurriedly hugged Song Li's sleeve, asking him to take her with him.

"I'll be back soon, good boy." Song Li tugged on his sleeve.

However, Su Jing was determined and refused to let go, her little claws were caught inside the clothes, like a hamster pendant, she couldn't shake it off.

Hairy wasn't like this before, could it be that we've been apart for so long that we can't bear to leave?Song Li thought for a while, tugged at his sleeve and said, "Let go of your claws first."

Su Jing raised her blue eyes pitifully, "squeaked" and said, "I don't."

"Don't worry, I'll take you there." Song Li said helplessly and funny, "Let go first."

Su Jing let go of her paws embarrassingly.

Song Li picked up the little hamster and gently placed it in his loose sleeve.

Su Jing sat in his sleeves, the fabric was soft and breathable, it felt much more comfortable than riding a horse.

It turns out that the poop-shoveling sleeve is so comfortable, why didn't I notice it before?As soon as Su Jing felt comfortable, she lay down in his sleeve.

A deep and pleasant voice came from outside the sleeve: "Stay well, don't run around."

Su Jing "squeaked" twice, which was considered to agree to him.

Song Li had a little hamster in the sleeve on his right hand, and he was extra careful when walking, holding the sleeve up to prevent it from bouncing uncomfortable inside.

Although separated by a layer of middle clothes, Su Jing could still feel the warm body temperature of Song Li's body, as well as a faint body fragrance that was almost indistinguishable.

The fragrance of flowers is warm day by day, like a bright spring in the sleeves.Su Jing lay lazily in Song Li's sleeves, dozing off with eyes narrowed.

After sleeping and waking up, Su Jing rubbed her eyes, only to hear the emperor's anxious voice saying: "Qin Bai has been missing since yesterday evening, and he didn't come to work today."

Song Li was silent for a while, and said, "Look again."

Alas?Are you talking about yourself?Su Jing sneaked her round head out of Song Li's sleeve, and was immediately pressed back gently with a finger.

"It's strange to say, why did he disappear all of a sudden?" Song Qin was anxious and annoyed, secretly regretting his recklessness yesterday, but he was also embarrassed to tell Song Li what nasty things he did to Qin Bai yesterday.

Song Li's focus is completely different from Song Qin's: "One day of absenteeism will be punished with one month's salary."

WTF!The more Su Jing listened, the more angry she became, it was because you took me back as a toy!Want to fine me a month's wages?

Su Jing became angry, and the consequences were serious, so she directly bit Song Li's arm hard.Tell you to pay a fine!Tell you to fine my wages!

Sudden pain in his arm, Song Li frowned slightly, but still looked calm, as if nothing had happened.

After Su Jing bit Song Li, she decided that she must quickly escape from his clutches.

Since the emperor didn't discover his secret, and no one else knew his secret, then of course he should go back and be an editor of his own Imperial Academy.

Moreover, one month's wages will be fined for one day of absenteeism!Poor Su Jing feels distressed just thinking about it, one month... One day later is one month, you must hurry up to join the job!

However, as long as he wanted to escape, he would be pushed back into his sleeve as soon as he poked his head out.

Su Jing was twirling anxiously in Song Li's sleeves, rubbing his fluff on his arms.No matter how good Song Li's concentration was, he couldn't stand such a toss, so he quietly stuffed a piece of crispy candy into his sleeve.

Su Jing quickly took it with her small paws, and stuffed the whole halva into her mouth, making both cheeks bulging.

Sure enough, the most effective way to deal with Furry is to feed it.